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post wallpapers you made.
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Actually, there's a guy who did vector traced versions of the wallpapers a while back on uboachan, but the program he used only allowed for automated tracing. So it has... mixed results. Some look better than others.
https://archive.uboachan.net/media/res/473.xhtml#i473
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>132051
Yaruto park 2! biggrin
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>the first doll
moar like the first nigger closed-eyes
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Lazy widescreen edit shii

Lounge@Heyuri
Sorry to all of you proud porn watchers who'll defend your porn to the death, but this is the harsh reality of the matter; porn makes you stupid, it corrodes the brain and sucks all the creative juices away. That's why 90% of the catalogue is porn. It's all you think about. It's why all humor nowadays is sexual, because one cannot come up with good jokes when one's brain has been reduced to half of its original size after prolonged porn consumption.
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fap fap fap fap onigiri
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op is right
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I'm tugging on my winky! AH! AHN~N!
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Why is this autosaged, what rules did OP break? Could it be the mods are butthurt over his statement?
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Aww, someone's offended they'll eventually be fornicated by.

Could it be me? :(

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Flash@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
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yahoo onigiri

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>>131921
>I meant physically, you morons
We can have a thread for other way then foruda

There is already a test for this that matches you among 1600 fictional characters: https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/
So take it and post results biggrin
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I never watched Prison Break but I looked him up on the wiki and I approve ヽ(´∀`)ノ
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>>131966
I enjoy after looking at everyone's results that everyone here is at least 70% like genius mastermind Micheal Scofield
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apparently im "Sam Witwicky (Transformers)"
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idk who this is and why u made me take this
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ok

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They're real.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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What do you do when you feel like no matter how good life gets, you'll never feel alright and truly normal like you once did when you were a kid?
I have a relatively good life. No matter what state of life I'm in, there's something in my mind always torturing me, sabotaging me away from any normalcy and joy.
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I always watch my webm collection when I feel like there is nothing to do
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I had a shitty childhood with abusive mentally ill parents, and I don't understand why anyone would want to "feel normal".
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>>131953
When i think of normal, I think of not dealing with mental illness, or at least just suffering from something plain like depression.
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If I was never mentally ill I might have turned out a normalfag which isn't ideal, but my mind's given me certainly a lot more to deal with than is needed to not 'turn out normal'. I think the reason there we rarely see extremely mentally ill people is because they've either killed themselves or are junkies

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"Oh yurizen, you look so cute and... tasty...!! You wouldn't mind if I were to... devour you whole, would you?~"
what do you do in this situation?
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>Gi0pqfNaoAAZYbF-orig.jpg
... (;゚Д゚)
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teh fat will eat us!!!
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Nurgle? Slaanesh? Maybe both? In any case, KILL IT WITH FIRE. 🔥🔥🔥
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>>131922
slaanesh, they're not dirty enough for nurgle

but their flesh flows like water for the erotic satisfaction of the damned 😰😨😡💢

Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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I'm tired of you bossing me around. Always causing trouble with no regard for anyone but yourself.
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Now it's time for you to pay.... WITH YOUR LIFE!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Be careful with her...
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MY FRIEND'S WIFE! H-HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Flash@Heyuri
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Cat ears? MOÊ~, Blush? MOÊ~, Knee socks? MOÊ~!
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love moe~ love
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cat ears are moe ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hai guys, since I know we have some diligent internet archivists here, I was wondering if you could help me find some potentially lost shock media from my childhood. 🔍❔

When I was 13-14 (circa 2006-2007), my friends described a shock site they found. It was called "Big Bag" and featured a man who had giant balls (presumably a from saline injection) jerking off and ejaculating a lot, while a song played that had the lyrics of "big bag, big bag, b-b-b-buh big bag!"

I never saw the site myself, but I presume it was a real thing because I also saw goatse, meatspin, and lemon party, all of which they had told me about.

There was also one called "Hammer Time" which featured a guy smashing his cock with a hammer while the song U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer played. But I don't really care to see this one. dark
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Mystery = solved
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>>a guy smashing his cock with a hammer
Seems I was confusing with BME pain olympics, which has hatchet instead
https://goresee.com/w/bRdtgf37XYsvrG8rJZLaZC
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>>131806
Holy fuck I did not expect it to be found that quickly and it's exactly how my friends described it.
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did efukt had this video too? i think thats where i watched it

2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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My friend Hayley is so fricking gross!!!! xD
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>>131765
What were their most notable sayings? Did they post tits?
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>>131764
they're transforming into w*men dark
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Why are girls so embarrassed about their farts? closed-eyes
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>>131879
it could send a scat fetishist into rape mode
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>>131879
they usually think they're Goddesses but this return them to reality (to a short time)

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I miss Stalin when he was a cute little Hatsune Miku! Life was so much simpler then! cry
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tsun-stalin!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hatsune Stalin let 5 millions Heyurizens Penzors explode to death by blocking of teh lolicious content.
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ALL HAIL HATSUNE STALIN 🙇‍♂️
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HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL????

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🍁🍁👧🚬🍁🍁
SMOKE WEED OR DIE NIGGA
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>>131829
now make her oppai smaller (;´Д`)
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smoke weed everyday
ubee da bee
we-eeeee
smo-smo-smo-smo-smo... smoke weed everyday
ubee da bee
we-eeeee
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weed is for niggers
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ay yo fuck you mane

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What's the consensus on the Sega Dreamcast around here? nyaoo
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i didnt even know there were other consoles other than the ps2 and xbox when i was a kid
i thought the ps2 was the thing 99% of people used, the xbox was for people with no games and the pc was for rich people
i was pretty surprised to learn the dreamcast was superior to the ps2 spec-wise
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>>131840
Unfortunately the lower-specced console outperformed the others sales-wise due to the fact that it could also act as a DVD player, a two-in-one deal that was so good, Sony even miscalculated the PS2's total amount of units sold for a long time.
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it's not the first time i hear this, but is the ps2 being also a dvd player really that important? i dont think anyone bought a ps2 with that in mind, i'm willing to bet many didn't even know it could play movies, though i was gifted my ps2 so i dont know if the box had some text advertising such capabilities
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>>131840
in no world is the PS2 weaker than the DC and I say that as someone who was fucking furious 24 years ago when the DC died over the PS2

the PS2 has a higher fill rate, more RAM, faster processor, DVD (faster drive and more storage)
the DC has a much less insane architecture, but it is absolutely 2 years behind the PS2 and it shows
early DC->PS2 conversions suck ass, so they paint a favorable picture for the DC, but I suspect Sega would have wanted a new machine by 2004 if they had survived past 2001

honestly, the recent attempt to port GTA3 to DC really showcases a lot of stuff the DC lacks vs the PS2
it isn't unfathomably far behind, but it is behind

also, there is also no world in which Burnout 3 runs on DC lol
the PS2 version uses its fancy vector processing abilities, while the Xbox version just uses the fact that a Pentium 3 eclipses all the other console CPUs several times over lol
allegedly, the GameCube was considered too slow for it, and the GC is also significantly more powerful than the DC
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>>131844
I did lol. My PS2 spent most of its early life doing 2 things: PS1 games and DVDs.
It was too convenient. I was going to get a used PS1 and a DVD player, but I instead got a used PS2. It was several years before I actually bought a PS2 game lmao.

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