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Lounge@Heyuri
its this good as a guy to have people say to me?
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are you a loli?
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I wonder what emos are doing nowadays
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>I wonder what emos are doing nowadays
Probably being teh normal 30-somethings, mostly
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>Probably being teh normal 30-somethings, mostly
I wasn't expecting anything else, but feels a bit lame still (¬ ¬ )
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>I wasn't expecting anything else, but feels a bit lame still (¬ ¬ )
People thought the hippies of the 1960s would lead to some kind of world wide spiritual revolution.By 1975 they were out looking for desk jobs.(´ー`)

Lounge@Heyuri
Hello

My 1st Heyuri post ever ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Welcome ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Are you a female?

If you are a female, please post nudes

If you aren't, ignore my outrageous request (we don't like seeing cocks)
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Posting in a n00b thread, welcome aboard ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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newbies on Heyuri must report to /b/ at 4:00 PM EST for daily molestation ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Welcome aboard new hey00rian!

Please register at our adventure guild /b/ and take a beginner quest from rank F

UNLESS ur rank SSS!!!!!!

Lounge@Heyuri
Miss you
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hello there, angel from my nightmares
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i miss u 2!!!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Hello my sleep demon i miss u too

Lounge@Heyuri
The back of my hand.(´ー`)
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Mai pen0r ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Lounge@Heyuri
I am bob and I like being bob ( ´ω`)
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Hi bob(〃ω〃)

Lounge@Heyuri
The minister's car wouldn't start. When the tow truck driver arrived,
the minister says, "I hope you go easy on me. You know I'm only a poor
preacher."
"Yep," replied the tow truck driver, "I've heard you preach."

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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It's probably too late to change this now, but I would just like to say I hate that the wiki is using this touch screen-focused software with the floating toolbar following you down the page and hueg navigation boxes and images, I'm tired of seeing these designs and it doesn't suit Heyuri at all.
I don't know why anyone would choose this over the more classic Wikipedia-looking software, also made by MediaWiki, like what http://www.hrwiki.org/ uses
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>but it overrides certain CSS properties
I don't know what ur talking about, but we can override what it overrides if you explain
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Common.css
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>>61488
so monobook is how normal wikipedia looks like?
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why when I go to the link I go to the homestar runner wiki
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why when I go to the link I go to the homestar runner wiki
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>why when I go to the link I go to the homestar runner wiki
Because you're clicking on the link to the Homestar Runner wiki in the OP instead of the link to Heyuri's wiki up in the top bar...

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Check them out!
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OW MY VIEWPORT
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.nosebleed
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cry
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>glarel:
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Lounge@Heyuri
I am going to eat a plum this afternoon. The
plums are pretty good this year, and I've been
eating a lot of them. They always remind me
of going on summer vacation with my family.
Summer is akready over. Kids going back to
school. Cool, sweet dewey mornings and hot
afternoons. Plum.

Lounge@Heyuri
Whats one time that you dreamed a dream that was so bad you tried
your living best to wake up from the damn thing?

There was this one dream I had yesterday where I nearly killed my mother,
her panting excessively laying flat on the floor when I just stood there,
all because she wanted to piss me off by deleting a project I was working on ( ’~’)

I also had this one dream, a really old one, where in 3rd grade elementary a big threat
(couldn't really tell if it was a school shooter or a monster) was continuing
to attack several students in the school hallways and I almost died, I was trying to run
from the being, but I was somehow running slower, as well as my peers beside me.
I tried to wake up from the dream, and within 15 seconds in dream time, I was able to wake up.

I was 8 at the time,
and It was the scariest thing ever for me (;´Д`)
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most of the shit written on here sounds like its coming from teens
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>(couldn't really tell if it was a school shooter or a monster)
Ask me how i know you're american (´ー`)
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dreams are a result of your brain trying to remodelize what your brain has seen that day, resulting in turning your mid term memory into long term memory, or hell, even into axioms for your life
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>>1939
Dreams are when your brain runs defrag.exe ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Literally just had a dream last night where I actually killed a baby. Might have been mine. Didn't even mean to I just accidentally dropped it and it's head popped clean off (;´Д`)

what the fuck is wrong with me?

Lounge@Heyuri
I've been wondering if my Raccoon i created with SJIS should be mascot of Heyuri's Lounge.

So should it?

   ∧w∧
  <=゜∀゜=>
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<(((| ( ) |
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(;´Д`)
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NO
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N to the fucking O! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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no one likes you dude ( ´ω`)

Lounge@Heyuri
Yes, you just need a mirror for this and some patience, the anus is a
place of great mystery and to examine the anus is a great adventureヽ(´∇`)ノ
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i have piles (´ー`)
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>>1897
Gimme some ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Lounge@Heyuri
Everything will be fine!
Watch me moon that werewolf!
WHAT guard?
You and what army?
Make Me!
I'll wait until I can see its eyes...
You saw a WHAT around the corner?
C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
It doesn't hurt, really!
Don't worry - it doesn't bite...
Don't worry, I can handle it.
Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat
Then we just clip this little wire here...
Forget picking the lock-Just kick the door down!
Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor.
Go ahead--I dare you!
Have I ever let you down before?
What pit?
It's perfectly safe. Let me show you...
I bet it's an illusion.
I disarmed the trap.
I'm not lost!
I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
This should be easy...
You don't look so tough
Nothing can penetrate this armor!
What's that beeping and where's the smoke coming from?
I thought YOU silenced the guard!
I think it's dead
I'm not afraid...
It's not poisonous...
What's the worse that the town can do? Lynch us?
Let's not worry about that now...
I read a book on magic -- what could go wrong?
What's that green stuff drippin' from the...
This is the stupidest thing I have ever done...
Mongols? I don' see no Mo-
Naw - it's just sleeping...
No one ever died from it...
Don't worry, I've taken this drug a thousand times...
Trust me! I'm an expert!
That could never happen here...
We're not too high up...
Oh, don't be so paranoid...
Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!
Try it, you'll like it.
It's only a scratch...
This looks like a safe place to camp.
Don't worry, it's only a five minute job!
Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds
Trust me, you don't need this file.
This Babe Ruth card won't be worth anything!
It's fine! My Pentium did the calculations.
Hey, Dragon, got a light?
Watch me slay that sleeping dragon...
I NEVER need to use a condom.
Well, I think that's the last of them...
HA! I always knew you didn't have the guts!
You turned the power off, right?
I drank what?
Hey! What can possibly go wrong?
Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Don't Push that but...
Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!
How do we know you're the REAL Angel of Death?
Where'd that arrow come from?

Lounge@Heyuri
If humans don't colonize outer space, the human civilization is surely doomed because the Sun will eventually go supernova.(;´Д`)
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Don't worry - there's a chance that we're doomed even if we do manage to colonize outer space! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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By the time the Sun goes Supernova, human culture will have completely changed thousands of times. So we won't perceive this event the same way we do now.

That is, if humanity still exists when the sun goes supernova.

Lounge@Heyuri
just curious, how many CAPTCHA's are solved every day in 2022, i remember hearing that in 2010 it was 150,000,000 but that figure is pretty outdated
i just solved one when posting this right now so be sure to add 1 to that number
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1 zebrillion

Lounge@Heyuri
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stop advertising.
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>>1872
Oh. sorry.

Lounge@Heyuri
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who cares
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dude noone cares about you, your mother is an dirty slut ( ´ω`)

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Did Kaguya just do this manually? I was able to archive just fine yesterday.huh
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It's been a while.... is it impossible to restore at this point?
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>>61739
I doubt they outright deleted it, just made it unavailable
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>>61558
the only time i was ever reported on twitter was when i called out grinder greg johnson for being a homo loool
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z0ne (hentai flash guy) has wayback machine disabled for his site zone-archive
i think it was to protect private information
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>>61743
zone is a real 3d girl allegedly

Lounge@Heyuri
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Sorry for the double post ( ’~’)

Lounge@Heyuri
Might be the most embarrassing thing im going to post here. I made a site called Will It Masturbate? (https://willitmasturbate.neocities.org/) and going to ask you guys: what lube do you have horrible/awesome experiences with? I am way too scared to try the other shits myself so please drop out your memories here for me to put as information on the site ( ´ω`)
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I love my big uncut cock. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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could you imagine sucking a cock and it tastes like maple syrpu
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>>1668
I'm Canadian, this is normal.
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>>1615
peanut oil: pretty nice lube feels great but a bit weird, takes very long to clean up
b/b+ pretty good but feels weird and is hard to clean up, use when alone and have lots of free time
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>>1615
peanut oil: pretty nice lube feels great but a bit weird, takes very long to clean up
b/b+ pretty good but feels weird and is hard to clean up, use when alone and have lots of free time

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