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No.130084 [Reply]
banana
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slipping on a banana peel is the oldest trick in the book
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No.130090
>>130085
it accidentally stuck inside her
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>>130084
J-J-J-JAM IT IN! iyahoo
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No.130162
slipped on a banan
2D Cute@Heyuri
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No.6917 [Reply]
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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No.130099 [Reply]
I wonder how often Kim J gets laid...
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No.130102
9001 times a day from his loli harem ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.130105
Over 9000 times.
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No.130151
Probably not often. He's too busy building a self-sufficient, strong, beautiful, functional, wealthy, free, fair and equitable nation for his people.
3D Girls@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.635
perfect sized boobies iyahoo
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.13282 [Reply]
Asking for a friend（⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.13346
clop in hell
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No.13347
>IWTCIRD ヽ(`Д´)ノ
... I Will Totaly Cum Inside Ray Davies??????
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No.13375
youtube showed me my little pony porn when i was 12 and i blame it for all the extreme fetishes i got
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No.13431
carrots, thats wut i think
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No.13433
they're too vulnerable to thumbtacks
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.13428 [Reply]
/b/lockheads drool
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No.13429
i think /a/irheads have doodoo brains (・∀・)
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No.13430
uh imgs funny, i go haha, text slow, i not read
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No.13432
TEXT!!!1!
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my monitor is up for 16296 hours which means 679 days which means 1.85 years. I bought mine nearly 3.11 years ago. to calculate how many hours I wasted my life on pc:
1.85 / 3.11 = 0.59 and 0.59 x 24 = 14.34 hours
14.34 / 24 x 100 = 59.77 %
gotta stop staying terminally online dark
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No.130055 [Reply]
would u???
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No.130103
>>130093
I never had sexx / gf / kissed anyone, and I really wish we had advanced home loli androids or Tinder.kids, public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes, cases like Maquia to become common—not aging, but retain all cute proportions (unlike what happens in reality now), or a land of such Maquias, to be isekai'd as a loli witch's slave, or into a non-aging loli among other cgdct fantasy iyashikei yuri lolis and so on... I'm with you! Cheer up virgin boi!

Also I think a man can have wife and still be into 2D. It's not that mutually exclusive, because real marriage is often disappointing.

Also I disagree with what that portraits cum guy is doing. There's special content for that purpose. Doing, or pretending to do it on such cute faces feels humiliating to me. These faces are for kissing.
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No.130107
>or Tinder.kids , public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes
I think the biggest reasons why marriages fall apart in western countries these days is because of all the promiscuity, and the high age of consent/age of marriage. Human pair bonding works best when it starts near the age of hitting puberty and marriages are far more successful and fulfilling when she's the only one you've ever made love with and you're the only one she's ever made love with. This is why countries like Iraq can have an age of consent of 9, but I'm quite sure anyone trying to set up a cafe with 9 year old strippers/prostitutes there would immediately be killed. A lot of people seem to think that waiting until their 20s when they've "found themselves", doing personality tests and shit, and dating dozens of people trying to find the most compatible partner is the best strategy, but I'd bet that just marrying random 12 year old virgins to each other (heterosexually) would actually produce much lower divorce rates and happier marriages.
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No.130108
absolutely. no questions asked.
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No.130109
I have one question asked: please may I have moar moist pantsu onigiri? (´人｀)
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>>130109
just for you drool
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No.130116 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.130060 [Reply]
Write a letter 2 Kaguya maybe he will read itヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>130077
LOLI poop biggrin
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No.130098
>>130073
i LOL'd iyahoo
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No.130110
Dear kaguya, please maek sweet sweet love to mei..plz thank you! blush
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No.130119
Dear Kagura

I am sleepy.

Sincerely Anonymous
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No.130121
Dear Kagunyaa~,

Please Nyaa~~ for us.
It will be very moé.

Thanks,
Pez
2D Cute@Heyuri
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Yes! YEEES!!! love
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No.6844
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! CUTE!!! lovelovelove
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No.6907
blue-eyed blonde
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little kud! love
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more than this will be heavy spoiler! dark
Lounge@Heyuri
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No.13335 [Reply]
Did you know that you can use thumbtacks to:
-Wash your car
-Reboot your computer
-Clean your toilet
-Re-upholster your couches
-Open beer bottles

and as an erotic stimulant as well? (You take them orally in this case. The effect is immediate.)
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No.13409
>>13401
let b = butt coefficient, d = number of dicks being evaluated, the value s = (b * d) shall represent the amount of sex the poster has, for some reason when a heyurizen is being studied this value is always 0
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No.13410
despite being called thumbtacks, thumbs are not present on the ingredients list
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No.13414
>despite being called thumbtacks, thumbs are not present on the ingredients list
i feel liek i've been ripped off （・Ａ・）
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No.13425
They can also be used to repair faulty outlets, sabotage working outlets, and perform acupuncture on unborn fetuses.
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No.13427
thumbtacks are awesome! I killed 13426-san's pony with thumbtacks! (｀ー´)
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No.21315 [Reply]
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No.21317
>IMG_6010.png
kawaii haruloli ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Flash@Heyuri
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2D Cute@Heyuri
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No.6911
I liked the《The Prince and the Pauper》episode biggrin
Flash@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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i wanna eat them
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i love ffmpeg
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while making new swf videos does feel akin to a sacrilage, i'm sure that video is old enough to have period-authentic swf encodings
so it's making a reproduction, not a fraudulent counterfeit
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No.1253
>>1251
holy fukkin shit
hahahahahahaahahahahahaha
2D Ero@Heyuri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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You could fit a toaster in her butthole…
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this artist is rlly good ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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definitely sampling this. lmao
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No.129887 [Reply]
Break it down!
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Lounge@Heyuri
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No.13416 [Reply]
I'm making this thread because I noticed there has been a lot of pro-thumbtack posts lately and it seemed to me like a good opportunity to enlighten you all as to the dangers of thumbtacks.
As you may know, thumbtacks are known to sporadically pierce human skin, causing major injury. For example, thumbtacks have been scientifically proven to cause permanent blindness if not used properly. If ingested, thumbtacks may cause major damage to the human body and even DEATH. In 2011, a two-year-old boy in Paducah, Kentucky was pricked with a thumbtack more than 140 times, leading to his death.
If that's not sufficient proof that thumbtacks are dangerous, I don't know what is.
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No.13420
thumbtacks FTW
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No.13421
they're painful to use, but not as bad as eyetacks
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No.13424
>but not as bad as eyetacks
that's true, and im more fond of mouthtacks myself
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No.13426
thumbtacks killed my pony ૮꒰ྀི ᴗ͈ ˕ ᴗ͈ ꒱ྀིა
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