Off-Topic@Heyuri

I almost don't want to eat/extinguish it

I dunno if I'd do a pussy rice ball (I dunno if I'd even eat my girlfriend out), but if she put it under her armpit, absolutely.

manko gohan (´￢`)

I kinda sorta get it, but when it's yellow with piss I just completely stop getting it.

I'm not clicking those weird links ni99a

would

>>130058
>>130065
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>>130083
What the fuck happened to this site's userbase? I told you assholes to stop posting links to our site on /jp/

>>130088
who are you lol (・∀・)

>>130089
I'm this anon's >>130058 girlfriend. I'm leaving him because he won't eat my pussyhole out

>>130091
if you'd suck my dick I'd change my mind ( ´ω`)
honestly, she actually doesn't like the idea of oral in general lol, whether getting or giving lol

Heyurizens can get girlfriends now? Dang, when did that happen?
I dont think i'll ever get a gf. I'm just too hideous and my social skills are absolute shit. I'd settle with literally any girl and I think girls can tell.
Everyone on planet earth will hook up before I do. I was destined for loneliness!
Even the men who say they're lonely, have at least fucked in middle/high school. The guys on imageboards who say they're lonely virgins are just memeing most of the time. same with how a lot of the guys on here with "depraved fetishes" are just in on a gag/bit

>>130093
that's a lot of assumptions

>>130094
( ´ω`) All of you cunts have girlfriends and you'll never share your secrets because it's easier to pretend you're a lonely virgin

>>130095
I don't, so don't worry!
I think it's just one person too

I won't ever betray 2D (´人｀)
If the thread is derailed from the superior topic of mankonigiri anyways, at least I'm posting my "depraved" (as u call) fetishes genuinely here. I don't have any interest in relationships nor care about being dotei - as most seems to be too self-aware of
That said I don't have any problems with riajuu posting on Heyuri as long as they know to follow the rules & create OC ( ´ω`)
I'd pick a like-minded playboy who can have fun on the internet over a ronery otaku who does nothing but miserably complain about not having placed their PENIS in a 3D VAGINA. You are more likely to leave Heyuri once u find a girlfriend to change your views anyways (not speaking personally)

>>130093
I never had sexx / gf / kissed anyone, and I really wish we had advanced home loli androids or Tinder.kids, public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes, cases like Maquia to become common—not aging, but retain all cute proportions (unlike what happens in reality now), or a land of such Maquias, to be isekai'd as a loli witch's slave, or into a non-aging loli among other cgdct fantasy iyashikei yuri lolis and so on... I'm with you! Cheer up virgin boi!

Also I think a man can have wife and still be into 2D. It's not that mutually exclusive, because real marriage is often disappointing.

Also I disagree with what that portraits cum guy is doing. There's special content for that purpose. Doing, or pretending to do it on such cute faces feels humiliating to me. These faces are for kissing.

>or Tinder.kids , public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes
I think the biggest reasons why marriages fall apart in western countries these days is because of all the promiscuity, and the high age of consent/age of marriage. Human pair bonding works best when it starts near the age of hitting puberty and marriages are far more successful and fulfilling when she's the only one you've ever made love with and you're the only one she's ever made love with. This is why countries like Iraq can have an age of consent of 9, but I'm quite sure anyone trying to set up a cafe with 9 year old strippers/prostitutes there would immediately be killed. A lot of people seem to think that waiting until their 20s when they've "found themselves", doing personality tests and shit, and dating dozens of people trying to find the most compatible partner is the best strategy, but I'd bet that just marrying random 12 year old virgins to each other (heterosexually) would actually produce much lower divorce rates and happier marriages.

absolutely. no questions asked.

I have one question asked: please may I have moar moist pantsu onigiri? (´人｀)

>>130109
just for you