They should invent a method of preparing the chicken's PENIS and it could be dubbed Chicken a'la PENIS.Alternatively, McDonalds could release a chicken nugget shaped in a phallic formation and name it the Chicken McPENIS (prototype pictured here)Anyways what do you guys think of my ideas and what other cool food ideas do you have?Marked for deletion (Old)
Waiter, why is my chicken so hard today?
>>118629Anyways, my idea is teh Filet-O-VAGINA. It would go hand in gand with teh Chicken McPENIS.
Dammit forgot to add ten file
they should serve deep fried and breaded beef PENIS with included testicles only available to male customers, for ultra male performance enhancement & huge testosterone boost for not only increasing PENIS size and girth and erection size and duration of erection and stamina in bed but also all the muscles in the body increased in size and strength, for a low price of only $14.99 for 3 beef PENISes and 6 beef testicles get the new Happy Men's Meal coming soon to a McDonalds near you
I would fall into despair if I got served in makku a chicken's cock that may be thicker than mai PENIS
why not just fry a regular human PENIS?
Cocks don't have a cock, they have a cloaca
>>118675PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISesfinding out that most birds don't have dicks has been an eternal disappointment （ ´,_ゝ`）
>>118702lol, the link brokeoh well
>PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISes>Another explanation put forward by two scientists in the 1970s is the sexy son hypothesis. This states that a female chooses a mate, not because of traits that would make him a good father or because he would produce healthier offspring of both sexes, but simply because he will provide her with physically attractive sons.The sexy son hypothesis, uh... Does that mean that female birds are shotacons??
>>118657There's no fryer in the world large enough to fry up one of those, at least assuming my own PENIS is representative of the typical human male, I don't go around looking at other PENISes lolol