nobeta figure ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I still haven't seen a single horror movie better than it.

i crave sugar.. but need to be strong..

Good evening, i am here to inform you that my next target... is YOU!!

Probably nobody cares, but I'm starting a no fap challenge for one week. I'll write daily reports here. I will not watch any ero content nor 2d or 3d.

Name this book, fellow heyurians

it's getting warmer ヽ(´∇`)ノ

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Looks like the ball is enjoying the ride.

found this under a loli hentai's comment section

Lately my cat is pissing himself constantly! When he goes outside and comes back in his bottom half is completely yellow. I've been wondering if he's like the kitten in picrel, in his second home he drinks piss-water & gets pissed on (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

say something nice about our supreme leader

What do you hope from this year's natsukomi? Anyone remembers last year's NND stream? Personally I expect Horo ero doujinshi with this year's remake

Anonymous may i come in? Unlock teh door i wont bite!!

What are your thoughts on shinto /b/?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

its a bird... its a plane... its a ANUS... No! It's a...

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Altered Beast

neko in... space!!

Something strange. Someone has been uploading numerous posts from here to vidlii. I'm only interested because some of them are mine. Show yourself MussoliniFan1883!
https://www.vidlii.com/user/MussoliniFan1883

I LOVE YOU SPAM-KUN HAEV MAI BABIES

I'm feeling lucky

...and with a severed rabbit's foot it grants you good luck, so maybe kagami's severed foot will also give me moar luck

that's a big slice! i hoep she enjoys it

tissue bin = full

loli guro game: NayoRiyo

hold on!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

you should adopt this neko from the pet store! She even plays guitar!

I want to play a game, mochiusa... for if a user chooses to bump your body to the top, this machetay will permanently cut off your legs... they can choose to have you stay below and have your legs perfectly intact, but not staying on the front page for more than a few minutes, or...

The choice is yours.

it is white tiem

When the hell is Heyuri Cytube?
I want to catch more of the streams but the first time I caught one it said they were monthly, and I checked every week for 2 months and there was no stream so I left

Now There have been 2 since then

Besides just hoping to find a post mentioning the stream will happen to happen that random week is there a way to know when to expect anime streams?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

is heyuri still playing world of warcraft

am i supposed to memorize all this??

Is grandia a good gaem?

i stayed up past my bed time yesterday, i'm invincible
(USER WAS GIVEN A TIME-OUT FOR THIS POST)

Yo!

you're going to regret cutting off my legs!!

i lost my body, help me obi-bunny, you are teh only one!

i lost my legs

like, what does heyuri do besides playing games, watching anime, and reading manga?

I like making music.
Renoise is my absolute favorite piece of software. I don't really make as much music as I should these days. (´～`)
Used to go in a bunch of music making IRC channels way back when, but as those dried up, so did a lot of my motivation... （ ´,_ゝ`）
I wanted to buy Miku V4X, but I haven't been able to justify the purchase since I haven't finished a song in a while. I guess I could just pirate, but I did want to be legit in this one instance. (＾Д^)

I also like building game controllers. I built my own arcade stick, I built a Beatmania IIDX controller, and I want to build a Sound Voltex controller. I might build a Pop'n Music controller, but it's expensive -- if I get the cheaper Korean buttons, it's still $9 each for 9 buttons, plus international shipping to the US from Korea.
https://www.us.istmall.co.kr/Product/Detail/view/pid/73/cid/161
official Sanwa buttons are obscene lmao, this is the shit they use in the arcade:
https://bluespringexpress.net/en-us/products/popn-music-sanwa-button-set-obsa-100umq

It's kind of expensive as a hobby getting all these imported controller components, and I don't have the room or tools to really do as good a job as I'd like -- I'd love to get into proper woodworking instead of gluing together pieces of poorly cut MDF and wooden cubes, I just don't have the space or money... (´人｀)
I'd fucking love to build like furniture and shit, make my own desk and chair and the lot, and I really want to build a full-size arcade cabinet.

Pirika Pirilala Poporina Peperuto! Get rid of Anon's CP collection!

What's the last movie you watched?

Tomorrow ProDefCh will have a aqua team hunger force event. As nashikouen promoted on here I WILL DO THE SAME THING!

2PM CST.... Be there or be square

https://cytu.be/r/ProDefCh

I like japanese horror
recommend me a japanese horror anything

teh cat is IN teh bag

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my VAGINA too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

Hi! I'm new here, I just love tomo

a kuma-san is watching from teh bushes

Easy
Normal
Hard
LUNATIC

I'll start:
I spend an entirely unreasonable amount of time thinking about Len and Rin... they're both super cute and being singing software, I can listen to their cute voices in song...

it used to be pretty bad like 10 years ago, that was the peak of my obsession, it was a little unhealthy (´人｀)

I will probably never stop thinking about them... (*´￢`*)

len is just as cute as rin...
and rin is so goddamn cute...
thinking about them feels good... (*´人｀*)
my head is fuzzy right now （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
I had something else to say but I'd much rather keep thinking about how cute they are...

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

keyboards are too complicated... there's a shit ton of buttons and all in different places!

Does Heyuri like graffiti?

wutz fun about baseBALLz? u gay?

nevar get dizzy from spinning!

Is he a good person?

It's time for Heyurians to rise up and take up arms against our cruel overseers

Looks like Comic LO may end soon /b/ros.

https://crazyforanimetrivia.com/magazine-comic-lo-is-now-bimonthly/#google_vignette

powar of teh imagination

I like this 2hu image by nishiata, but what book is hina holding?

Rye waz here

onii-chan what is this place? and why are those two naked together? what are they doing? tasukete...!

I GOTZ SUM ENERGY

you should use a kitty litter in ur room instead of piss bottles because...

- doesn't leave much smell
- absorbs teh piss effectively
- you can taek a shitto and bury it

Seppaku is for teh cutest girls

a wild hachikuji appeared ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

what is ur favorite mario gmae

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

where does the pen0r go?

i'm imaegining that a rice field has a lot of rice (´ー`)

I will change the entire world in any way you desire. All I require is 1 of your best loli.

Present your wish (and your loli).

My clock says it's wednesday. Where would i go about contacting Mr. Wednes? i have a present for him

roses haev a very pleasant smell. I wonder what they taste liek ( ´ω`)

u r winnar!!

old man says this is my next target, wish me luck!

This little bastard is too crafty. It makes me feels like I'm actually trying to capture a rabbit in real life.

Also what is your favorite Mario game Heyurizens? 64 is still mine.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i bought you some cup ramen! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I'm in Turkiye, hunting for Kagunya~

Where is he?

What do you talk about with your dog?

Let's group together and voyage to some faraway uninhabited island and form our own little secluded society there.
I vouch for Amatignak Island, it's own american soil! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amatignak_Island
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uninhabited_island

do they contain teh blood?

With 4 ears (human + neko) you can wear 2 headphones at once

futons > bed?

is there any place to read old 少年マガジン issues around shouwa 40?

i just now realized that kuz from heyuri was the same kuz of sharty

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

mouse lemurs are kawaii as hell

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Castlevania: Bloodlines

Hello music makers of Heyuri, I am looking for a midi sequencing software that JUST FUCKING WORKS. Every midi software I download is way too complicated for my tiny little cute brain. In other words, I only want to place squares and make melodies with instruments, like https://onlinesequencer.net/.

Can any densha otaku explain to me what's so interesting about trains? I genuinely want to know

Uhm I am the Mayor of Petalburg City, Our city has become quite barren recently as we only have a gym and no other places of interest and thus I have come here to ask of you to edit our small city. If successful we shall rename it Heyuri City in Honor of your hard work.

I was almost caught making up numbers for a report

Before

I don't know if it's always the same guy making those "while you were wasting your life on the internet" threads, but I'll join the fun. While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat the campaign of Quake... on Normal .

Hard to say whether I preferred this or Doom/Doom II. Quake is a lot more slow-paced and eerie. Very good atmosphere to play in the middle of the night.

there aren't many murderers as cute as nevada-tan ヽ(´∇`)ノ

konata is in disguise

Cartoon heroes - by Aqua!

Chuunibyou are enlightened beings. The age of second year in middle school represents a state when the mind of a young person is in a state of extreme spiritual openness and begins opening up an awareness to higher realms of existence. Only the truly gifted can sustain their chuuni powers into adulthood.

Do you have any habits that allow you to sustain your spiritual gifts? Whenever there's a particularly impassioned and verbose villainous speech in a game, I tend to make this "claw" gesture and pretend I'm the one giving it. The first one I can remember doing this for was during all of Kerrigan's monologues in the original StarCraft and Brood War.

YouTube recommendations strike again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVbOXjNc2_c
Is anyone else getting ads inside their video player now? Fuck's up with that shit

at teh bottom of every glass...

playing pachinko with puchiko always maeks the odds better!

not the best korea

rikes! rits the headless spectre!

I think I noticed the worst thing a man can notice in his life.
My hairline looks kind of different than I remember...

Should I commit suicide and die now with my hair or wait and die then as bald ojisan?

she's hackin Internetz, giving you cloudflare errors

miyako-san tried 2 draw yuno ( ´ω`)

opinion on kaguya?
she is a faggot?

warm tiemz so she got tanned

Alright, Let's try something different, Let's construct a character based on Scathach. Not the fate one, Use your imagination

So it's ok for fourteen year old boys to ogle fourteen year old girl tits but for some reason it's no longer OK to do it if you are 44 when nothing has changed you just got older?

Nah man...

teh noodle could go either way...

there's a van outside mai house

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I 1CC'd the first loop of DoDonPachi DaiOuJou.

this game sucks

Though it may be cumbersome big chairs are cool. Having one at teh desk means you can lie back in it for hours and hours and not get as much back pain

i have been collecting girls inside snow globes or whatevar they're called

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Shadow of the colossus

this is the most beautiful game i've ever played (;_;)

what would you do with a personal maid? ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

did you know that... when j00 are dreaming or sleeping, you eat ovar 9000 spiders?

what kinds of music does Heyuri listen to?

I'm big on jungle, hardcore, various other oldschool techno genres, classic heavy metal, punk rock, and a bit of jazz here and there.

listening to this right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfDRQXi8dQY
although the copy I have on my computer seems to be slightly different? most of the songs seem to be be there but the start and end are different lol

Anyone here ever played these?

Lolita syndrome (1983)

LOLITA: YAKYŪKEN (1983)

LOLITA 2: GEKŌ CHASE (1983)

Final Lolita (1985)

Also know of any other retro loli erotic games /b/?

this vn i am playing revealed mc's fiance was beheaded and few clicks later we have a flashback sex scene

this cakey in front of you... is a lie! it doesn't exist!! so you can't eat it (´∇`)σ

lol!

Today I took a cold shower. I was hesitant to try cold showers because I don't usually believe in self improvement bullshit but after taking a cold shower I can say it feels great. I'm not sure I would take a cold shower if it wasn't Summer though.

Rated E for Everyone

heyuri I have a confession to make...
I only started being an otaku around 15 yo, which i think is very late. Now I have a job and other things, its eating most of my time. I see japanese ppl who know all the episodes of precure, or doraemon. I see dudes on imageboards who have opinions on all anime that ever existed, but I forgot the plot of anime i watched 4 years ago...

I missed the bus... I feel like i'll never have the time to watch all the cool stuff that interests me. my anime list keeps growing and I only finish a series every month
How do fellow company slaves find the time...?

...a butt!

i've almost survived 24 hours awake! tell me something that will keep me awaek

do you talk to yourself - as in having a conversation?

Imagine if the entire internet was down for a week worldwide

bare witness ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

What if instead of heyuri it was freak-yuri and instead of posting lolz we posted homo black men getting down

a very snug hat

I've been in conflict with this guy for a couple weeks, as soon as I find out where he lives I'm going to pay this drug addict I know to slash his tires and record him doing it for 300 dollars

Creepypasta: Joe is Dead.

very moe~

why are japanese characters written in 2 different ways?
well actually why are japanese characters written in 3 different ways (katakana seems to be just hiragana sounds)?

row row row ur boat (´ー`)

There was a time when we weren't all ESL Americans

On Friday during spring break me and my friend Decided to go to pistol Pete pizza to have some fun. Especially since my dad didn’t cook that much. When we went there I had a sport jacket and wrapped it around my stomach. By the time we exit the store i had forgotten my sweater and I never noticed, probably cause I was too busy playing that donkey Kong game trying to get to beat the last level. So I had to go back in and find it.

Do u liek GTA?

mechs are kewl

hello anonymous, join the line for free kisses!

I have come to turn you into Radical Christians, Praise the Lord!!!!

Laura B has created more and more new pedos than any other loli on the internet.

How does she have this power?

Hello my Heyuri people .... shoot me.

CHOOSE YOUR ROLE IN THE WAR -

Leader (give commands, call air strikes)
Commando (frontline fighter, assault)
Medic (help ppl, revive teammates)Sniper (long range shoot, recon)
Engineer (drive tank, repair vehicles)
Spec ops (spesial operations, fight at night)
Hacker (disrupt enemy kommunications, steal $$$ for ur army)
Mech pilot (use a cool robot to kill ur enemies)

We're here: https://cytu.be/r/heyuri

I am a spiritual, evil entity. I will delete your CP.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Shining in the Darkness

I wonder if it will summon anything ( ´ω`)

does reading b00ks as Teh stranger by Camus maek you c00l, or just edgy? I personally really liked it!

Time for my next mission

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

What floor are you planning to go to? however the PENIS floor is curently undergoing renovations...

and i feel... a little cleaner

Apparently,Corporate Windows systems around the world are bootlooping right now because of a bug in the antivirus they all use.

This is a real place and I cannot stop giggling. (＾Д^)＜（ｗｗｗｗｗ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Man

take me to the manko wetlands

ITT Post otaku room pics.

let's go hunting 4 ghosts!

smoking cigarettes...

Please give me a VN recommendation which
1. isn't super long
2. actually has good writing
3. has cute gorls
4. easy to pirate and run on linux
thank you (つ≧▽≦)つ

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Ahem, It is with full honours that I would like to introduce Heyuri High School. A new school that I have decided to open up, Of Course a School needs Students and Teacher's, We'll begin with the teachers, Please give us a gif to show me why you believe you are fit for this role.

WATER FIGHT-O~~

i will start riding teh train again if it means i get to see pantsu ( ´ω`)

now this, is my collectionz of girls. they are in mint condition ( ´ω`)

Hunt down saddam, kill terrorists, destroy WMADS and take revenge for septemper 11th in this cool PS2 exclusive FPS!

What do you think she's dreaming about?

Why are westeners so evil?????? ORZ

Alright you magg0tz. I forgot that we went to a different school last time.. but you're FREAKIN GETTIN IT TOMORROW PUNKS

Ayo I hope you heyuri niggaz iz using Gizoogle

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/gizoogle-20/fmlbfmomaljkgpojlalmifholhflgfmp

NOW DIS IS ENTERTAINMENT!!!

he can't be stopped

count teh people

Soon I will go to Myanmar to go kill browns. I am going to join the Karen army and sell all my property in my home country so I can buy the best equipment to kill those SEAmonkeys. I don't care about the ethics of the conflict, I will join the rebels just because they kill the Junta much more than the Junta kills them. When I decide to leave the country if someone comes with me to get back to Thailand I will kill him when I get back because I want to maximize the amount of scum I will clean off this planet.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
I wish Gerald had stayed a girl because it was sexy

Have you played onirism /b/?

It is a steam game with a loli main character.

do you prefer the original architecture of the world trade center or the new architecture of the world trade center

cookies & cream is teh best flavor of icecream

Colombia just lost the Copa América :(

HAIGURE! HAIGURE! HAIGURE! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

hawt...(´π｀)

it's imp0rtant to pick teh right brand of toilet paperz
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

HALP, MAI INTERNET KEEPS GOING DOWN

I'm sorry 111110-san, last time I was polite enough to wait it was stolen from us...
So, Suigetsu GET!

she has been successfully captured what do we do with her now..?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

you didn't wipe j00r butth0le, did you? (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

What stuff do you listen to when grinding in RPGs or mapping a zone in a dungeon crawler?

i would liek to help... but my arm is too tired (´ー`)

teh pull is too strong... he won't be getting his hand out of there. (;´Д`) Maybe if we all pulled as hard as we could his arm would escape, but his hand will remain inside, severed.