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There once was a boy... :unsure:
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he fell in love..
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then found a cat....
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and gave it to
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kagunyaa~~
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but it was CURSED :sweat:
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with hyper realistic eyes 👀👀
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and a fat ass
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that would fart stinky
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all over the room
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using a secret power
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the most potent stench
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which invaded his nostrils.
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and would wake him
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then he got hard.
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harder than my PENIS
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which is not attached
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to my physical body
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that being said, he
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Made sure to hold
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my PENIS, which felt
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hyper realistic and hard
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to the point that
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I couldn't stop shitting
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the cat jumped on
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my sister's fat ass
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and kept scratching until
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she shidded and farded
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but mom found out
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and she grabbed my
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ANUS and started pulling
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a demon came out!
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(TV static sound effect)
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The demon demanded foreskins
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hyper realistic foreskins!
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much like squidward's nose
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my foreskin drooped down
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To the bakery below
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and landed on a
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big and poop-filled
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birthday cake. Then the
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man with a long
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baguette said to me:
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tsukini kawatte oshioki, yo!
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>>160757
The french spoke chingcong!!?
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I asked confusedly… Strange
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but very exciting as...
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i immediately reached for
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my belt. "It's time
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to escape samsara forever
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so off I go."
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I took teh belt
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and wrapped it around
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Sammy the Elephant's super
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long trunk and climbed


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