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No.158874
ATTENTION ALL FEMALE USERS, YES ALL 3 OF YOU

Today's your lucky day!
I'm looking for a lady to be my wife, and instead of finding one in real life, I naturally decided my chances are better here.
I don't mean any fake internet love, I'm serious, I plan to get married and stay committed to whoever the lucky gal is. Let's face it, if you're posting here then
you probably have the same chances I have of finding a soulmate in the real world, so give me a shot, what have you go to lose?

So let's talk and see what we have in common on our first date, I'll pay:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/
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No.158875
Oh, I would have posted this on /j/ but I assume most /j/irls use /b/ more.
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No.158876
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
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No.158878
what room is it anyway?
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No.158880
Serious dating room
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No.158884
Right b4 this thread was made, I was about to make some improvements to /dating/ - maybe another day :xd:

At the very least, copypasting the chat logs will no longer have all messages mashed into a single line
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No.158886
>i think im really stupid because i cant figure out how to use heyuri dating
It's not too difficult - u just have to be aware of the not-very-good chat refresh system. Clicking the "manual update" button will disable auto-refreshing, so it helps to re-select it from time to time

This software was developed between 1997-1999, so don't be too hard on it :xd:
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No.158887
UPDATE: OP here, I'm going to use the bathroom so brb.
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No.158888
>>158875
soliciting dates or "s*mping" is not allowed on /j/

so /b/ is the right place
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No.158890
UPDATE: I am back from the bathroom
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No.158895
>>158890
did you number 1 or number 2 ? describe it in great detail
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No.158896
number 2. number 1 would have taken 10 seconds
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No.158898
>>158896
poop fetishists entering the thread in 3..2..1...
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No.158902
I may have posted at a bad time, I'll be back tomorrow at around this time, but do post in this thread if you are considering it!
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No.158903
Oh, I will also be using this trip from now on
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No.158911
You posted at a good time - I had a fun chat on there with someone else :iyahoo:
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No.158912
>YES ALL 3 OF YOU
this is so funny
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No.158984
The otaku man of your dreams is back in https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/
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No.158985
>>158984
someone else prank him i want to learncpp (´人｀) onargai she must
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No.158988
:sad: Are there any girls here at all? Going to /j/ would be rude
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No.158989
I met at least two different Heyurian girls on Dating@Heyuri through the time I used it :nyaoo:
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No.158997
Guess there's no chicks out today. I'll try later
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No.159193
I hope you can find someone OP, I am rooting for you!:biggrin:
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No.159221
>>158988
There are a total of 2. They are both underage.
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No.159237
>>159221
no fukken way... :nosebleed:
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No.159284
>>159221
what's your point?
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No.159287
>>159221
theres more than 2 females on heyuri.
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No.159288
>>159287
prove it
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No.159302
I have met three females from heyuri. One was 14, one was 16, and one said she was young but above teh age of consent in her country, but didn't specify what country or her age specifically.

For whatever reason teh "old internet" thing is appealing to young females. I gather that knowledge of this website spreads among them by word of mouth in their Discord communities.
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No.159304
>>159302
This is dumb. I don't think there actually are any girls on the internet.
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No.159306
>For whatever reason teh "old internet" thing is appealing to young females. I gather that knowledge of this website spreads among them by word of mouth in their Discord communities.
Most of our now-B& joshi users came from the likes of VidLii and SpaceHey - both of which are sites that are trying to replicate the experience of mid-to-late 2000s websites

Various things associated with the 90s/2000s are the "in thing" with certain segments of today's tweens and teens - the same as the 70s/80s was for those of us born in the 90s. It's the usual "I wish I was around for the things that today's adults are reminiscing about, but that I was born too late to experience" phenomenon
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>>158874
that's the guy from the mahou tsukai tai!
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>>159221
And they're both mine so BACK OFF!!!!
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No.159643
>>159304
i didn't pay to see girls on the internet so they aren't here :unsure:
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No.159670
>>159504
you got another thing coming buster, prepare to fight
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No.159671
i'm waiting in the srs room, OP. Where the fuck are you??:glare2:
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No.159683
I'm in there now, bring it
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No.159706
There isn't anyone there...
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No.159707
I'm in random room 1 but this guy isn't talking :glare2:
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