Jerked off so bad my PENIS turtled up and stayed that way the rest of the day, I felt like shit thinking I broke my dick and it'd stay like that forever, fell asleep thinking and rationalizing what my life would be like without a functioning dick, woke up the next morning with a healthy b0n0r like god intended, and that is how I became a believer in the scriptures.

>>158573

God works in mysterious ways.

came on one oreo and played oreo russian roulette and lost

The only times I've done any drugs have been when I did LSD and mushrooms with IRL friends (who are close to Heyurizens in character). Some notable things included:

We tried to play ToeJam & Earl and basically just beatboxed while making our characters dance around the whole time.
We watched a bunch of anime OPs. I looked up one which happened to have German subtitles for some reason and started shouting the lyrics along in a really terrible German accent.
We tried to do some crosswords and other word games. One of the clues was "a Middle Eastern currency" and I just shouted stupid shit like UHH UHHH SAND!!!

Hallucinogens are fun as fuck. I'd love to do them again. But my friend with the plug got on some antidepressants which conflict with psychedelics. And I always felt kind of bad from the hangover of them. I get a terrible headache whenever I do these. He also said that yes, jerking off on these substances is insane. But I never tried that because I'm not a big enough druggie to try to get in contact with a dealer myself.

>>158576
Give public pgp key

>>158573
same thing but weeks instead of a day

>>158580
Frankly had it lasted more than a day I would have gone to the doctor.

lurked heyuri. worst mistake evr. do not

I've never gotten high because I'm a loser with no friends and I never went to college.

>>158573
I was high on meth and jerked off using a cock ring for hours and hours. I didn't know you're only supposed to keep a cock ring on for no more than 30 minutes at a time. My PENIS turned red and swelled up (penile edema). It scared the fuck out of me but thankfully no permanent damage was done. But I read that people using cock rings for too long can lose their PENISes to gangrene and necrosis. I too thank the good Lord I didn't lose my PENIS to reckless fapping.

One thing I recall is riding a bike to the store to buy shit because I was hungry, and I couldn't decide what to get for 5 minutes. Eventually I made up my mind, and when the cashier finished scanning all the items, I realised I didn't bring anything with me, including my wallet or phone. No backpack too, so no way to transport all that stuff back home.
"Uhh, sorry I uhh think I forgot my wallet... I'll be back soon..."
This wasn't a supermarket or anything, it was a local shop in a small village, the cashier knew me.
I rode back home, got my backpack, returned and paid.

Driving a car feels like you've become one with the machine. Nothing happened but it's dumb, don't do it.

Stoner guy update pic. Still stoned.

>>158657
He looks like a n64 model with a realistic face texture pasted on

>>158657
tony hawk pro skater 2