rip dave

It's the simple truth that your waifu is trash, T.

>>160326
Good choice of waifu. She's by far my favorite character from that show

give him pufferfish meat disguised as shrimp

I assume this thread is not serious.

Poisoning is easy or an infection. Faking drug overdose is relatively easy. I wonder why homicides don't use these methods commonly.

Injecting potent poison or a fatal illness by leaving tipped sharp objects soaked in it like sharp pieces of wood hidden in a seat so that nothing raises suspicion.

Airguns with bullets made of ice with a tiny carrier of poison/microbes in the tip like a splinter soaked in it so that it gets embedded on hit and transferred. Ice is only to propel that splinter, and ice melts and disappears. I read about assasinations this way. Ice only hard enough to break on impact and not make a hole in the body so that nobody cares.

Best are ones that start producing symptoms slowly so that nothing is suspicious. Rabies is relatively easy to extract and almost certainly fatal. They will ask for dog bites but they would say no and everyone would waste time until it is too late. Very long term suffering and low risk is asking local junkies for blood samples for drug money and using HIV.

>>160326
btw

don't worry guys, i'm sure Rabbitfield has never killed anybody.

obligatory raep suggestion... RAPE HIM TO DEATH. ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>160336
bump btw

>>160336
yawn saging a thread is ultra gay

fuck him to death

I am hypothetical from curiosity. Delete my post if I am going too serious.

I figured odorless lethal gasses would be effective too if they get pumped into their car or house in huge amounts
Like pumping lots of carbon monoxide into a car

If they crash really hard it would be ruled an accident almost certainly, but if they die from poisoning itself then it will be found out that this carbon monoxide could not have been created by the engine... so a homicide investigation. I would fear touching any surface with my bare hands. They always look for fingerprints and they would check the entire car and all doors for fingerprints.

I think one of more effective and more undetectable ways would be an explosive homemade drone. Regular router frequencies to avoid suspicion like 2.4G. But it would open an obvious homicide case. Nobody uses this method. Explosives that get triggered by a force like crashing are easy to make but they are very unstable and would probably kill you before the target. I would not like to handle them personally if I had a choice. It would be better to make stable explosives and only attach a force detector creating a spak like revolver caps.

You can also make basic homemade triggers with matchbox, matches and a rubber band

It is made by cutting out a side of a matchbox which you rub your match againist for it to ignite

First you take that paper that you cut out and put a match in the middle of that paper paralel to the longest axis of that paper
Then you cover the match head with that paper folded in half tightly
Then you apply your rubber band around it as hard as possible, so that it creates a lot of force
Done

If you pull the match out rapidly it ignites as if you pulled out that grenade ring
You can do the reverse to the inside so that it would ignite like a landmine but it is much less reliable

I tried visualizing it

>>160383
I heard the police when they pull you up tend to imprint their hands into the back of your car to mark it. First to mark which cop pulled you up and in case they had to later confirm that this is the car that ran on them because many cars are similar but no two cars carry fingerprints of the exact cop that made a stop.