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No.158999
Hello Heyuri!

I was a player of League of Legends for some time (jokes aside) and I had a girlish playstyle because that is how people who introduced me to it would first teach me and I enjoyed it. Picking characters that were popular among girls, popular positions among girls, in-game skins that girls liked. So half a year ago I went and changed my name to something a girl would call herself.

Soon enough people were mistaking me for an actual girl without me even typing anything that would hint at it. I thought of it as hilarious but played along. It led to some interesting interactions. I typically get male attention once every three or four games. If you respond to them positively once they often lock onto you.

I first used to decline their affection because I don't want them to waste time seeking a wife online. I will present chat logs for the specific purpose of sharing how girls are treated in 2025. This thread is more of a documentary/resources than mocking or catfishing.

I only decided to truly catfish today but I have not prepared anything deep in terms of pure catfishing. Therefore I will post chat logs of how they react to girls and translations where applicable. I will expand on this thread if I get more material ready.
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>I was a player
I have been rather

First I will present my account
It looks girlish, I also have a very girlish name but I blurred it out
People seem to take this profile at face value quite often
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No.159001
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I mostly play Zoe

Here a guy is cautious
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No.159002
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Here I am Lulu (in-game character name)

I try to fit into regular people with my vocabulary and reactions, tuning it to appear girlish
Overly emoting, responding so that they engage more happily, and avoiding rude remarks!
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No.159003
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I will declare names of champions I pick: here Yuumi
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No.159004
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Here I wanted to put more oil into the flame
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No.159005
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Here Lulu
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No.159006
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Kitten refers to Yuumi, since she is a cat
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No.159007
>>159006
In this type of lobby chat I am always blue and everyone else is gray
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No.159008
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He wants me and just me
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No.159009
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Here he did not like my performance
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No.159010
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.159011
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He gave up and got mocked for losing to a girl
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No.159012
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.159013
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He instantly bet on my sex
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No.159014
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He added me after the game only to type this
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No.159015
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Here probably dating
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No.159016
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More dating
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No.159017
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Marriage proposal
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No.159018
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He praises me (Zoe) and repeats my nickname
I take it as a proof of efficiency of the name
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No.159019
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Random cute compliment
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No.159020
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Genuine chat, he later added me and the conversation went like this
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No.159021
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Deranged guy trying to date, having hard times with a refusal and trying to call my dad a "nigger" (because NIGeria vs GERmany) to evade ban
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No.159022
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Here they guess my physical attributes
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No.159023
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.159024
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He likes when girls sit on his "tree"
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No.159025
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They like when girls sit somewhere else than in chairs
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No.159026
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When I played poorly he called me FAT!!! :angry:
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No.159027
>>159026
Babe im so sorry that happened, i am here for you if you need someone... U_U
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No.159028
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Potentially looking for a date

Him: Oh wow
Him: Such a
Him: Beautiful
Him: Chroma (in-game skin variation (special color))
Him: Girl
Him: Sl*y!
Me: :3
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No.159029
>>159027
:xd: lul
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No.159030
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Murk Wolf: Can I adc?
Me: Is kitten ok?
Scuttle Crab: No
Me: Oh
Raptor: yes
Gromp: no
Raptor: kitten
Raptor: is ok
Raptor: lemme carry u bbg
Murk wolf: if you meow every time i get a kill
Me: meow
Me: Im training meowing
Raptor: where are you (me) from?
Me: Poland
Raptor: Then go dicksword
Me: no
Murk wolf: fucker (me)
Me: I don't like to talk to strangers
Gromp: ok
Raptor: I am no stranger
Raptor: we already know each other
Me: ;-;
Raptor: come on
Raptor: if you fear that you will be the only woman we got one here already
Me: I want to play league in silence ;-;
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No.159031
>>159028
thank you for translating the :3 too (・∀・ )
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No.159032
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Two guys had names like: Jewcommunism and Eurocommunism (a polish politician, Grzegorz Braun, calls the EU these names and he greets with God Bless instead of good morning)

Me (Soraka) Cool nicknames xD I voted for mr Braun last time
Guy 1 (Neeko) Respect
Me (Soraka) My first elections >:3
Guy 2 (Ahri) For that psycho?
Guy 2 (Ahri) Shame
Guy 1 (Neeko) God bless, dear citizen (female conjugation)
Guy 2 (Ahri) Go travel to Radom
Guy 2 (Ahri) Xd
Guy 3 (Ashe) Yo Soraka (Me) are you sending?
Me (Soraka) Why? (in response to Radom)
Me (Soraka) Right, what am I sending?
Guy 2 (Ahri) Bon apetit, no need to thank
Guy 4 (Kaisa) Pussy?
Guy 2 (Ahri) Kaisa you wanna get fucking reported?
Me (Soraka) ...
Guy 4 (Kaisa) Go on, report xd, I wasted 3k (~800 USD) on this game so they are not gonna perma ban me xpp
Guy 2 (Ahri) xD
Guy 2 (Ahri) Pitiful
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Me (Lux) Im sorry it took this long ;-; (I came late)
Me (Lux) I puked
Guy 1 (Seraphine) xDD
Guy 2 (Lucian) XDDD
Guys 3 (Karthus) XDD poor you :(
Guy 1 (Seraphine) What happened
Me (Lux) It has been like that for two days ;_____;
Guy 1 (Seraphine) ewuuu
Me (Lux) Thats how drinking outside ends ;_;
Me (Lux) Last sunday I got too drunk and I fell into a lake, now I'm sick ;_;
Guy 2 (Lucian) She is crazy
Guy 1 (Seraphine) Crazy
Guy 1 (Seraphine) How old are you?
Guy 3 (Karthuis) ...and wet
Me (Lux) I don't want to face school cansellor so I'm not telling
Guy 1 (Seraphine) Understandable
Guy 1 (Seraphine) I'm 14 for example
Me (Lux) Right... ^^;
Guy 2 (Lucian) This is girlshaming
Guy 2 (Lucian) I will report him
Guy 1 (Seraphine) Yo don't ends
Guy 1 (Seraphine) I will sing golden for you
Guy 1 (Seraphine) Pls
Random czech (Zyra) Shut your animal mouth and use english

It is when I got sick and puked blood after drinking. I actually came late after puking.
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He wanted to date probably, I also needed to figure out why I would not talk to him on dicksword quickly

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Where are you from?
Me: Poland :3
Him: :)
Him: Add me on dicksword
Him: [NICKNAME]
Me: I'm not talking to strangers
Him: :(
Him: You know me
Him: I'm Volibear (in-game character he played last match)
Me: I don't mean in that way ;_;
Him: :*(
Me: I will be going to getting back my score
Him: I can go with you
Me: Why not...
Him: You play only Yuumi? (in-game character)
Him: ?
Me: No, I'm OTP Zoe but I am fed up with her
Me: Nevermind, I will be picking Zoe
Him: g (?)
Him: Are you he/him/them/nothingem?
Me: I'm normal but I fear people ;_;
Me: Are you there?
Him: Yep
Him: So, am I still a stranger to you?
Me: Are we starting?
Him: Yep
Me: Yes, you will remain a text bubble on my screen
Him: :O
Him: May I ask how old are you?
Me: 16
Him: Me too
Him: We managed (last game)
Me: That Lux was not very cool... (in-game character from last match)
Him: True
Him: Q>E>R=kill (satire key combo)
Me: Mhm
Me: Gotta play some more, diamond is in reach (rank)
Him: I deranked from emerald 2 to platinum (also ranks)
Me: Simiarly ;_;
Me: Are we starting?
Him: Am I still a stranger?
Me: Yes. I am autistic and have ADHD and I don't like to go out to people and talk to them
Him: Boo hoo...
Me: Check out win+.
Him: Oh fuck
Me: <kaomoji>
Him: It is possible
Him: ^____^
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Him: Yuumi (me)
Him: You can :D
Him: Show foots
Me: Oh no again ;_;
Him: My name is Wiesiek :D (polish name)
Me: I promise to spam passive and shield a lot!
Me: Wiesiek, please, no ;_;
Him: Crazy as fuck
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PART 1
Me and also my pretending friend got invited into a lobby from past game, there was two guys and one girl and he seems to have wanted one of us
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No.159037
man, im glad i stopped playing online games years ago.
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PART 2

Here he is learning about our age and ethnicity and tries to start a casual talk
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PART 1/4

He seemed like a fine target after this game
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PART 2/4

He added me and started talking
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PART 3/4

He was very engaged for a few days and tried to get me to play together a lot
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PART 4/4

When I played one more game as he insisted he was my knight!
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No.159044
I will post more if I see fit

My first decent and proper catfishing target was today and it was 3 greeks. I wonder how it ends. I could post the results if it turns out to be any funny.
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No.159045
NOTE: This is what people type when they think you are a girl and you do not deny
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No.159046
If the thread turned out worse than I advertised - delete it. If I get too much pushback for this thread being bad, out of line and spirit then I will delete it myself. Unity of heyuri above individuality.
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No.159047
I think this just proves pretty much every man is a horny weirdo every second of every day and will bend over backward for the slightest whiff of VAGINA
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No.159049
>>159047
Politics and culture aside it really made it clear how girls select one among a sea of others, and why they are used to attention, and that they do not seem to care about any men in casual interactions after they end, and some despise men for acting this way. You begin to feel how it works if they act like you are one :glare:
Insightful in my opinion
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No.159050
since they were probably expecting eventual n00dz it seems fair :foruda:
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No.159051
What if it was the other way around?

>>159050
hachikujisan, send PENIS pics pls, i beg u （ ´_ゝ`）
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No.159052
this shit is lulzy as fuck ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.159053
imagine telling them youre a dude after all that lol
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>hachikujisan, send PENIS pics pls, i beg u
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No.159056
>>159055
:nosebleed:
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No.159059
MY POSTS ARE PURE AND NOT TO BE PENISED ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.159102
Fascinating that people don't immediately assume every girl they see is a man pretending. I feel like that's the majority.
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No.159103
>>158999
PENIS or GTFO. :biggrin:
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No.159105
>>159102
wheres da PENIS ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.159113
OP you might develop autogynephilia if you keep going on, it's not something inherently good or bad but just it can happen. I know from experience since I kinda used to do something similar although not to the same extent, if you're fine with it it's ok, you can be a 6'7 muscular man irl while ropleplaying as a cute nekogirl online (´～`)
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awwah~ thiz is super cute~. like being for real, its cute how the guys think you are a girl and all. wow! xoxo i am being jelous of the attention. <3
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No.159125
>OP you might develop autogynephilia

i think its too late for that :closed-eyes2:
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No.159165

>>159103
No! I will only post my hands and only in surgical gloves

>>159118
This option is available for anyone willing to put effort into camouflaging, are you interested? :nyaoo2:

>>159125
My heartbeat rises but that is it!!! :angry:

>>159113
I have known this phenomenon for a long time and I have tamed it. My first time pretending to be a girl online was when I was 12 and I got some experience now. Overemoting, being nice, and speaking in polish first person feminine singular does the trick! English doesn't have it, be jealous :tongue:

Bukkyou teaches about forgoing of identity. I steadily think less of my identity like what I am. If there is little of me then there can be at most little of perceiving myself as anything so I believe I am mostly immune to autogynephilia but not totally I guess.

Pretending to be a girl and getting affection is waku waku doki doki sometimes but my path is to be immune to sentience, become a living dead and enter ultimate nirvana like Shakyamuni-sama :biggrin:
Or preferably oscillate on the border as a bodhisattva. When we die we enter unconscious nirvana anyway and temporarily samsara ends. Ends until the predestined fate of reality makes our past remains into new living bodies even after hundreds of millions of years later with no memory of the past, as if the previous life was irrelevant and never happened. All that we treasured and sacrificed entire lives for gets lost, all effort and pain led to nothing when death approached. Attachment is futile, and attachment stems from sentience and it produces pain of existence.

I am pretty deep into it I think. Now with help of certain substances to dissolve fundamental identity and numb sentience I plan to achieve satori state for a bit... Experiencing the world without the one who experiences inside that carbon-based aparature. I am waiting until they arrive. :nyaoo:
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>>159165
>This option is available for anyone willing to put effort into camouflaging, are you interested?

I am sort of a pro.
After all, i was playing as a female characters over a decade in runescape. Free items and gold. Living teh life.

true downside to this was i made a good friend that really really wanted to skype with me after years of chatting...
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No.159168
>>159166
>spoiler
Ain't that the truth.
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No.159169
>i was playing as a female characters over a decade in runescape. Free items and gold. Living teh life.

I also did this :xd:
Its so weird to me. Its been common sense in the community since it came out that female avatars are dudes that want free shit, but without fail I could make a new female character and get a full set of mithril armor and tools in my first 5 minutes of playing. how is this shit so easy :dizzy:
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No.159170
Men are romantics who are trying their best to find love and affection but rarely find it, don't bully them :cry:
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I always choose females characters as they are both cuter and sexier no matter what game you are playing. If u ask me, u are gay if u play as a guy! :x3:

>female avatars are dudes that want free shit

100% true but even if - i did play teh part of a girl and it was fun! 💗 If you dress & act, guys do anything! :xd:

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No.159172
>>159170
tsh tsh tsh!
we are men bullying men.
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>>159165
I get what you mean, I don't really discourage autogynephilia as long as it is tamed and you seem to have it under control. I think it's an enjoyable thing if you know how to handle it without letting it control yourself, the term has negative connotations but it's nothing bad as long as it's tamed: my strategy is to simply split my irl and my online/virtual personalities: I'm a dude in the physical world and a cute little princess in the virtual world, I think it's great that we have videogames and online spaces in the modern age since it's the only place where a man can show a feminine side without being seen as weird (since nobody knows you're a guy). Sorry for derailing your thread, it's just something I'm passionate about, the idea of being able to have such a kawaii shoujo persona and being able to share it with others in an acceptable way, such a beautiful thing (´～`)I love digital escapism, even if some people mock it
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No.159185
Theory: all the people acting feminine and cutesy on the internet are guys roleplaying as girls, while all the people acting macho and badass are girls roleplaying as guys

Guy: "haiiii teehee :3"
Girl: "STFU faggot, tits or GTFO"
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>>159185

Your fortune: You have cancer

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>>159184
Only if I was able to transfer my thoughts, there are no words to describe my connections with identity. My identities are trained like AI but I get to pick which model to run alongside my base operational schematics that I consider myself. I run these two consecutively. My currently executed identity comes up with output (my words or thoughts) and my base identity approves or disapproves it (before I begin to speak for example).

I talk little in real life and a bit slower during some responses because I use my tatemae to talk as a proxy between the other person and myself so that it is not direct and quality control functions as an informational firewall to limit what I share as my base must approve everything. I never speak myself if that makes sense, unless drunk and incapable of splitting computing power between the two. The more trained that model is the more autonomously it behaves but it still submits to the base. I feel no connection between my surface identities and myself (base), they are my servants more than myself. So I don't feel shame or fear if one of my identities does something shameful or faces a danger, but I will carry the consequences and that is what my base solely considers. I think it is hard to explain with words.

So I can shamelessly enjoy my obsessive sadistic and possessive mesugaki yandere AI in appropriate mental VM containment.

Cute Kiritan picture
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No.159201
>>159192
Anon, forget the AI faggotry of this thread; you're describing classical schizoidism/schizoid personality disorder

seek help from psychiatry, or a Buddhist monk if that would make you feel better
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No.159203
>>159201
I had figured it out, thank you for concern

Though is that not how it works normally? I had problems with court as a kid once and it made me shut up and filter what I say for life. Having no filters when I observe normal people who mostly are themselves without much autoreflection feels blunt and raw and it weirds me out

I am fine with shutting up if I really am getting annoying, understandable
I always feel like I am trashing everything up when I share too much of my personal opinions, but I thought that openness is scarce and someone could use my views as a case study for common benefit, heyuri is the only place where I am open to be read like a book
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No.159206
I remember there was a guy i used to play online games with, i think it was one of the splintercell games on the ps2

He was nice and funny, but there was a moment where he told me he didnt want to play with me anymore because its weird for an adult to be talking to a kid and it made me feel kind of sad. :emo:
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No.159214
>>159203
"I had problems with court as a kid"
Trauma? Oh no, that is literally the #1 leading cause of schizoidism

"Having no filters when I observe normal people who mostly are themselves without much autoreflection feels blunt and raw and it weirds me out" it's a problem mainly when you start thinking with that mask on mentally when you're around normies, instead of just acting with it

"heyuri is the only place where I am open to be read like a book" probs not a good idea, niche altchans like this that have an established community are likely to end up on some YouTuber's shitty video after one of us does something stupid and major, and you'll probably have your unfiltered psyche on the Wayback Machine for all to see
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>>159184
>escapism
And that's just it. It feels liberating to pretend to be someone else. And for me that someone else is a LOLi, because LOLis have the most fun and no worries in life. :biggrin: I've had people call me an egg because of these fantasies, but they don't get it. To try to actualize this fantasy in real life would be sacrilege. Then I would no longer be someone else. I would be myself, only wearing some frilly panties. And I have tried wearing panties, it doesn't do anything for me. Putting on panties doesn't change the fact that I still have to pay my bills and buy groceries and all that bullshit that a LOLi doesn't have to worry about. I don't want to be an ojisan that wears little girl panties, I want to be a little girl.
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No.159269
>>159214
You are wise and compassionate. I will kill off Rabbitfield when the time comes and start anew with no connection to it. I will not be able to reveal anything that I revealed here ever, back into cold samsara.

Most probably Rabbitfield is my last identity that I would ever show to the internet before I go pure indentity-less anonymous flowing across sites instead of attaching. May it be fun while it lasts. :smile:
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No.159274
>>159269
The only down side to this is that its harder to make online friends when you're completely anon everywhere
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