FUKKEN SAVED!!!

>Out of ideas so taking requests
Are u able to cum hands-free?

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can you do handstands?

youre back!!!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
please wiggle/shake your butt a bit i want to see if it jiggles (´￢`)
or lightly slap your balls with the dildo over and over for a sissy humiliation angle (´￢`)

>>159318
Not really. The only times i've come close is when i haven't fapped for a month+, and moaning the names of one of my female friends, but even then never crossed that barrier

>>159320
I can't, srry

>>159321
Will do both. Pls specify the angle for the ball slapping

I had never shaken my ass b4 lol

>>159322
body facing forward, camera is usually belly-down
people i see do it are usually either on their knees or laying in bed. on knees the camera sits parallel to you a couple feet away but laying down you usually do a sort of pov shot from your perspective. either is hot ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Srry, guys. Almost got caught dressing up for the ball slapping video.
Will be absent for a couple of hours, going to play Fifa (´￢`)

Ok, i'm back. Me and my small dick

>>159323
>>159332
this has been one of the most winful threads already very very cute
can you fit into girls pantsu

>very very cute
Thx, i love being a slut on the internet from time to time

>can you fit into girls pantsu
Well, i got this bad habit of putting them to the side. Hope it's not a problem

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>>159337
Getting called a fag just turns me on. humiliation fetish and all

Anyways, more requests?

>Hope it's not a problem
ドンマイドンマイ
>Anyways, more requests?
off course! write on yourself stuff like "rapemeat" or "sissy faggot" or draw a star and say "heyurizen owned" something lulzy
or hold up some everyday object to your PENIS so we can make out how actually useless it is
or try to reverse cowgirl the deeldo

>or hold up some everyday object to your PENIS so we can make out how actually useless it is
Next to a TV remote. Do you think a girl would be impressed? Or am i better off offering my ass?

Hm...

Well, I regret to inform you, Fairyanon, but you do not have the required length to earn Heyuri Penetrator Status. Unfortunately, the highest rank you can receive is Heyuri Buttfucking Slave. There are other options, but that's the best we are legally allowed to give you.

I had trouble both writing a 3 letter word and getting the dick into my ass. Can't believe and this pathetic even when the task is fucking myself

>>159341
Oh please, spare me. You can't expect me to get rammed by dicks double the length and girth of my own, haha. It'd be the worse if i had to get dicked all night long by anons, getting dressed up in sexy lingerie and cosplay, all the while female heyurizens watch and long and make fun of me for being such a fag. I mean, how could i call myself a man after all that and then having to go home with cum flowing out of my ass and dripping into my tiny balls, that simply can't happen

heyurizens hit a new low

Photo edition

>Fairyanon
For the record, i'm not actually
In fact, my best case scenario is getting proof that a female heyurizen is at least amused by all my posts

>>159343
I know is annoying for people not into all this, srry . That said, i always space my horny threads months between each one, so don't worry you'll forget about it in a week

>>159340
Pinhole phimosis!

>heyurizens hit a new low
When you hit rock bottom, grab a drill

DEEPTHROAT THE PURPLE PENIS

>>159348
All right, but no face though. Anything more specific? Like a time requirement at base or times i have to swallow it fully?

>Anything more specific?
Normal suckage transitioned into around 5 seconds of holding it in at the base, any angle that doesnt give away your whole face works (´人｀)

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"Out of ideas so taking requests"

How much money would it take you to have straight sex with a woman and film it?

>>159348
I know it isn't ideal, but hopefully the gagging sounds and the spit play make up for it

>>159353
I mean, on a purely theoretical basis it wouldn't be that expensive to go and pay for any random hooker. The thing is that i'd like to have sex with a cute girl that loves me

>>159358
"The thing is that i'd like to have sex with a cute girl that loves me"
Wait, how are you still straight? I thought you fucking a hooker would be a challenge

>Wait, how are you still straight?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

aw yeah PENIS time!

So does anyone want anything else or can i take this thread for finished?
Of course, if someone feels like posting some OC feel free to do so
From the start of next year i'll start living on my own, meaning i'll have a lot more opportunity to, let's say, have fun. The problem is that there's a chance i lose both the dildo and all the clothing, but i'll cross that bridge when i get to it

>>159376
Do something lewdly disgusting to your toilet.
Piss, shit, barf, or fart. Or something else entirely!

Uhmmm, that's kind of far beyond my ballpark

I mean you fulfilled others' requests I would have thought of, it was a lot of win very fast

I suppose my one and final request would be more of a challenge where if you complete it, I will have something to lose. Anon, I want you to find love. True love.

You seem to want it, and I don't think it'd be very hard for you. I can infer you're young, you have some friends and hobbies along with a naisu body and hair and an, in actuality, perfectly fine PENIS. I will assume you are decent to be around in person so all that considered I doubt you wouldn't find someone if you really started trying.

Put yourself out there. Look around for group meetups, school clubs, go to bars, whatever. Do online dating if that's still a thing. Whatever it is, try to find that cute girl that loves you and not a druggy escort.

After all is said and done and you eventually hit it off, it's months in and you're having TEH SEX, record it. Record it and say like "I SK0RED HEYURI LOL". Draw a star on her ass, something. You will have won.

If this quest is completed within the year, what do I lose? My dignity, as I will also post me shoving a silicone PENIS up my ass with my trip on. It will be a day of cataclysmic levels of win.

If you choose to accept this challenge, the timer starts.

This is my request, Anon. What say you?

>>159387
P.S. AND POST IT! Post it to /b/ on Heyuri.net!
The rules could have been misinterpreted badly!!

>Anon, I want you to find love. True love.
I mean, that has been the idea all along

At the risk of sound vain i'll say that i'm actually smart, handsome, tall and prolific at weight lifting, it's just that there's a piece of the puzzle missing.

My 20th birthday was a couple of days ago, and i promised myself to go on the straight and narrow. To fix my act up and live to my potential. I picked up learning italian again, i'm going to go 110% in the gym and specially i'm goign to try to be a lot more social. But alas, i always end up being my own worst enemy

4 years ago, when i was 16, i knew already that i should get rid of my porn addiction. To this day the longest i've gone wihtout wanking it has been like a month and a half. Yesterday i started the 90 days nofap challenge again (Hey, i didn't actually cum through any of the requests), but this is long overdue

What i'm trying to say is that i'm going to try for real. Start the timer.

>>159376
I'm still holding you up for a future heyuri sex tape with a woman and a twink should you ever achieve teh epik win

>>159400
"Yesterday i started the 90 days nofap challenge again" oh please don't anon, please don't!

Listen to me, these "X days sober" wankoff challenges do nothing but enforce your addiction, they are fucking terrible for your psyche

If you want to kick the disgusting disease that is pornography use - check this out: https://easypeasymethod.org/
It's way easier and better for your mental health

>>159400
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! OUR BOY HAS ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE!
Starting now, from October 19th 2025 to October 19th 2026, if OP fulfills his love quest and posts his sex tape onto Heyuri.net's /b/, I will accept defeat and become the new butt pirate sissy of Heyuri!!! I will post my own degrading, homoesexual activities to /b/ and it will be archived forever online!

If the time comes, I will be using this tripcode (El8ZBhfxec). Anyone else is not me. I will not falter in my obligation in the event of failure. The only reasons that would make it so I am unable to is:

A. Heyuri dies
B. I die

It begins now. I wish you well, OP.

>It's way easier and better for your mental health
I read it years ago
I'll try it again anyways, see what happens

Can you shave your legs?

>>159412
Good luck..
It has a much more simple & straightforward approach to beating any addiction: utilizing the mindset instead of just counting the days where you haven't indulged in your so-called "pleasure", keeping up the façade in your mind that pornography is of any use to you

porn addiction is an issue for people who don't actually have any issues, and for people who keep falling for societal norms
so gay, as long as you're on b i don't think shit will change

>>159358
can u spread your asshole wide and screamo desu

Honestly it surprises me that no one has done a cum tribute

>>159322

Could you wear stockings? White ones.

>>159488
Don't have any, srry

>>159490
spread your ass pleaseee

>>159492
I almost got caught by a split second

shit on the didlo while riding it and then lick it off

>>159506
i swear to fucking god u better not make OP do that, that is fucking disgusting.

write "putata" with lipstick over your dick (authenticity test)

thats not even a trap thats just a gay guy

cum in an oreo and then eat it

>>159508
will try to fulfill ASAP. You'll see what the problem is later

>>159514
I don't even think about taking hormones, so i kinda have to rely heavily on clothes and the long hair. I do this for the thrill of it, and simply try to look as trap-ish as possible, regardless of what category i actually end up falling into

>>159508
Alright, now explain what Putata even means
Thought about taking this pic in college, but the stars didn't allign

>Alright, now explain what Putata even means
Name of this bro<3

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>159597
I fucking LOL'd

>>159597
Lel, i'm always one to appreciate a good caption

>>159506
Not into scat, but i did A2M once. It was during my last years of HS, when a girl told me to fuck myself, and i actually did later than night, suckage and all
Unrelated, but during that time i also missed the birthday party of one of my females friends 'cause i decide to cum into my own face and mouth at home

In case anyone wants to chat:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/

Name: Whatever