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No Title 14
where art thou, Iraqi Heyurizens?? ph34r

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An hour ago my professor asked me whether I am an autist after maths. This is it.

Anyone had something similar happen? Is politeness, being reasonably reserved and doing my own reading autism? ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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We're back!
Chocolate, for all of you!!

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its over

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bananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabanana

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bunker number 2 has been made.
back up for a back up
https://heyuri.LOL/
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ONE MOAR PARTY HARD FOR TEH DOT NET!!!!!! dancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedance

No Title 1
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

25 Years of Cartoon 0
Exactly 25 years ago the building of Cartoon Network Studios was christened by Joseph Barbera

Have you anons watched any CNS cartoons when you were younger? What were your favorite ones?

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I haven't been here in awhile but I still love you guys.
Hopefully everything will be okay. ( ´,_ゝ`)

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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i'm going to miss heyuri dot net cry

;_; 7
Hold me...
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i loev j00 heyuri.net o7

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This... this is very omnious to me!! (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
It feels like... something bad's bound to happen, now... (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)dark(;´Д`)

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I think i laughed a little too hard at 4chan... (´~`)

No Title 14
One more loli-neko!

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ONE MOAR WAHA waha
o7

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I need a little sister to care for. sad
What is life without an imouto? emo

Weird fetishes 28
Idk if anyone here has autism, im assuming theres a few cuz im autistic myself. Ive always wondered why autistic people have super weird fetishes like furry inflation porn or something, like where does it come from? Also if u guys have any weird fetishes lemme know because im pretty bored rite nao

love? 72
Herro heyurians! I was watching a movie and for some reason started thinking about heyuri (i dont know why) but anyways, i have a question, purely out of curiosity, do you guys thing youll ever like, find a gf/ wiaf? Or do you guys plan to just jerk off over lolis your whole life, cuz thats what it seems most of you guys do sweat2
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

justin vampire 0
it do be like that

No Title 15
I miss being a NEET. ( ´,_ゝ`)

Adding a link to Hey 37
Hello Heyuri anons,

I maintain a document I call the "guide to the cunnyverse" that is meant to help people who are new to enjoying lolicon find communities to share content with and discuss their mutual interest. Part of that guide is a section on altchans/imageboards which have boards for sharing loli. A friend of mine recently recommended Heyuri to include on the guide, and looking through /l/ and the site and board rules here, it seems like a good choice. I'd like some feedback from all of you, however. Specifically:

1. Would you mind receiving the occasional traffic from new users who might be interested in posting on /l/ (and maybe other boards as they see interest in it)
2. Is the following a good description for the site?

* [Heyuri](https://www.heyuri.net): An imageboard with a semi-active loli board at /l/, and an interface reminiscent of an older version of 4chan (including using "noko" in an email field to return to the thread after posting). They seem fine with most legal content, but special attention should be made to global rules 6 through 8. Certain posting styles and thread types that are common on other altchans are considered cancer on Heyuri. Some users may enjoy this form of content curation, while others may prefer a more free speech centric website.

Provided I don't receive significant pushback on this, I would like to add this to my guide, which I have occasionally dropped in /b/ loli threads and other lolicon spaces. I think it gets shared around through word of mouth sometimes too.[/heyuri]

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nosebleed

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Why do a bunch of Japanese girls go for western guys even though (Northeast) asians are cute, mostly dont twink-death, they become educated husbands that can cook and work as a real couple and never lose their sense of humor? Also they are very hentai and neoteny turns some into quasi-eternal shotas blush

And dont even begin with the "Japanese PENIS" vs "Western PENIS" thing sweat3

No Title 4
does heyuri have the nerve?

No Title 4
lvl 69 Neko guard - protection it's treasure.

LOL 2
LOL

Food thread 17
Does anyone feel like sharing their ideas for easy simple meals for autists/shut-ins/neets?

I'll start:
"I don't have a name for this"

You need:
1 pack of microwave instant rice
1 can of tuna, in liquid or sauce of your choice
1 can of tomatoes, diced or crushed in can

To do:
Microwave rice as instructed, or to desired taste
Pour out heated rice into empty plate
Empty cans of tuna and tomatoes onto pile of rice
Stir in tuna and tomato into rice as desired
Place plate of mixture in microwave for 1-2 additional minutes

Notes:
You can substitute tuna and tomatoes for any canned variant of meat and vegetables. I prefer tuna and tomatoes for their price and low salt and fats (you can swap for sardines or salmon to reduce mercury intake, if you're worried about that). If desired, try substituting high salt or nitrite-rich canned foods with other options.
This meal takes advantage of the long shelf lives of canned food and instant rice to provide a quick, convenient and hearty meal, though may cause a small increase in microplastic consumption.


"Ghetto grilled cheese"

You need:
Sliced bread
Cheese, sliced, grated or in blocks
Paper towels
A toaster oven

To do:
Retrieve two or more slices of bread
Place cheese in between slices of bread, forming a typical cheese sandwich
Wrap sandwich in paper towel
Place on empty plate, then place plate in toaster oven
Set oven temperature to a maximum of 170C or 380F (Do not exceed 190C or 420F!)
Heat for 5-10 minutes, or longer if desired and attended to
Carefully remove from oven and unwrap for eating

Notes:
This method avoids cleaning needed with grilled cheeses made using skillets. You can simply dispose of the spent paper towel once finished.
It is important that the temperature maximum is not exceeded, to avoid spontaneous combustion of paper near 220C or 450F.
I haven't tried this, but you might be able to use an air fryer instead of a toaster oven.
You can also butter the slices before wrapping to impart additional flavoring after cooking.

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Sometimes eating this way is good for autists like me (and you)

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pssssshhhhhffffffffffftttttt

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doesnt pussy just smell like unwashed dick? at least thats mu scarce experience. whats up with all the fish comments? ( ´,_ゝ`)

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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I found an ancient(by heyuri standards) meme in my meme folder. question is it dates back to january 2021 but I wasn't in heyuri until 2023. so how did it en up on my folder unsure

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Hey bro! You gonna help us come pull?

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so once or twice a week is considered healthy? what an arbitrary rule closed-eyes I wonder if there is anyone here who passes as a healthy male sweat

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Kill/Kiss/Raep/Fuck/Marry?

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there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania

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New hot ride... this sends more shivers down spines than the planes!

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would you relive your life knowing what you know today?

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What's your dream vacationing spot, /b/?

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Did you ever watch any late night shows? i was born a bit too late to experience the peak of late night popularity in the 90s but I remember watching Conan O'Brien with my grandpa and thinking it was pretty funny

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Next Sunday, I have to give a talk in church about the verse John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another". What should I say?

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loli luv 2 kill!

low poly xp tan 12
i dunno have a nice day
[making other os tans so stay tuned]

Nintendo Switch 2 19
So /b/, have you ordered your Switch 2 yet?

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robocrappu doesnt have to be garbage

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Windows 7 was the peak of Bill Gates' genius

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desktop rating thread

faces of heyuri 22
These are teh people I imagine I'm posting with here. ^-^

What do you think teh average heyurizen is like? unsure

lucky day 18
WTF I JUST SAW A LITTLE GIRL PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH NO PANTS ON!!! dance2

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(`・ω・´)

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I recently started using Kdenlive after Da Vinci Resolve kept causing my video's audio to stutter and I'm surprised at how nice Kdenlive is on Windows. The only time I've ever heard Kdenlive used is on Linux based systems so I was worried the Windows version would be shitty.
What video editor do you use?

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smiling thread

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anyone has some..drool high school girl guro.....??

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For only 20k in crypto or rubles you can get a new identity and live the rest of your days as an Armenian citizen!

Is it worth?
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I PUKED SHIT! ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Opengl question pls 14
i keep getting errors when compiling a shader, i have no idea why ( ´,_ゝ`)
this is all from a tutorial in https://learnopengl.com/Getting-started/Hello-Triangle
i just tried to clean it up a little by creating a function to compile shaders instead of putting them all in main()



bool getCompileResult(unsigned int *shader, const char *src) {
glShaderSource(*shader, 1, &src, nullptr);
//the error is in glShaderSource! (error is GL_INVALID_VALUE)
//etc....
}

const char *vertexShaderSource = "#version 330 core\n"
"layout (location = 0) in vec3 aPos;\n"
"void main()\n"
"{\n"
" gl_Position = vec4(aPos.x, aPos.y, aPos.z, 1.0);\n"
"}\0";

int main() {
//some stuff
unsigned int vertexShader = glCreateShader(GL_VERTEX_SHADER);
if(!getCompileResult(&vertexShader, vertexShaderSource))
return -1;

}


i feel like i'm maybe making mistakes with pointers but i checked what *src in getCompileResult points to and it's exactly the source i declared
the opengl documentation says:

>GL_INVALID_VALUE is generated if shader is not a value generated by OpenGL.
>GL_INVALID_VALUE is generated if maxLength is less than 0.

it cant be the second because i passed nullptr to glShaderSource which means it knows the string is null terminated, but idk what "shader is not a value generated by OpenGL" means
any help?

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ヽ(´~`)ノ

No Title 4
why exactly are we all supposed to care about this random 🇬🇧?

AI SETSUMEI CHANNEL 1
Hi Heyuri

I thought of making a public-property type of channel using AI voices explaining hard things clearly, and whatever curious or worth sharing things I decide to put there.

CHOICE OF CHARACTERS
I want to use Zundamon and Kiritan because Kiritan is a cute slacker and Zundamon is the explanation default character but besides that - they match each other. Kiritan would listen and question while Zundamon explains and answers her. It would be somewhat a dialogue thanks to this. Kiritan would be a medium for me to insert questions people will possibly raise.

TACHIE
I am deciding on standing pictures right now.

https://seiga.nicovideo.jp/user/illust/20132633
I want to borrow Kiritan and Zundamon from this page, but I think they are too distracting for an explanation channel despite being very cute - I attached his Kiritan in the thread picture.

I am thinking on the classic sakamoto Zundamon from here
https://seiga.nicovideo.jp/seiga/im10788496

But he has no Kiritan, so I need to pick something from out of set and the best Kiritan in my opinion is this
https://ux.getuploader.com/kiritannpo/download/7

VOICES
They only speak japanese so I need to overcome it. I already picked a Zundamon model but there seems to be no reliable Kiritan AI that I could just import.
My software of choice would be RVC.
https://github.com/RVC-Project/Retrieval-based-Voice-Conversion-WebUI/blob/main/
I have not played around with it but it looks promising.
If I don't find a cool Kiritan model I will just train it myself.

ANIMATION
Its going to be standard YMM4. But I don't want to animate mouth movement to fit the sound in real time. I have an idea of what I should do but it looks to be the most boring and tiring part of it all.

I need to learn to animate in YMM properly and well, learn all functionalities and mods too.

IDEA
I would want to make a channel that explains everything in a way that is impossible to misunderstand, explanations that are so full and clear that it is hard to ask a question in the comments.

I will submit contents of my script to my professors to spot stuff I missed or if I myself turn out to be too shallow - to realize it and learn more before making anything. I will ask at least a couple of proffessors to review it. Then I will also ask around other students on what is the most annoying part of the topic or what was the most confusing and unclear - to get these Kiritan FAQ inserts. Then I will try to teach like 2 people who do not know anything about the topic with the proto-script to get their newb questions to cover any other imaginable question.
I will list every source, I will make QR codes appearing on the screen so that if the video gets reposted meaning that links from the discription would not be included, but QR codes would still force links to work.

Topics will be mostly technical uni subjects that have not been explained well yet - entire semesters, and probably deeper maths but explained well, english language (because I know it and our teachers will never teach you to understand and speak it), philosophy (because I have been infected with buddhism virus and I need an excuse to infect everyone with it) and also japanese (because kanji is fun), independence/self help (because self sustainability is wise) and computers (because I like computers).
I would possibly touch law and culture too here and there. Channel language would be fully polish.

I will try very hard to keep myself out of the videos, keep out my views and opinions. I would probably not respond to viewers unless it is a question regarding the video. All the sources would be listed, QR codes and redirect links would ensure accessibility and ease of access to sources no matter how reposted it becomes (if it gets any views at all), videos will be public property.

I plan to either release a perfect and complete video or not release at all - until it gets good, neat and complete enough. No schedule and no goals, random releases of random topics.

I had some experience with YMM so it is just a matter of time until I get good at it.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

My wife Chino 4
Bismil-Waha arrahman arraheem waha

Asalamo aleikum, fellow mujahideen of the Lolislamic State! ph34r I have returned from waging righteous jihad against the Japanese infidels. Waha (swt) has blessed me with a spoil of war, this young lady, Miss Chino Kafuu. Now I shall marry her. Inshawaha she will bear me many strong sons!

May Waha bless our jihad to establish a global Kaguyaphate! And thanks for reading my blog. happy

WAHA ACKBAAAAAARRRR!!!! waha 💣

(USER HAS BEEN LISTED AS A WANTED INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST FOR THIS POST) 🔨

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return my 2k17 😭😭😭

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I want to be a cute girl. I don't have any problems with my gender or anything, but it is something that I wish for from time to time. (´~`)

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No Title 8
do you like hiking in the snow or hot summer more?
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caturday special 16
neko liek bewbs

spilt it on my hands 49
i didnt totaly spill the jar like last time. it just has now gotten to the point where i cant tilt the jar some to make cummings in it easy. what i fucked up doing this time is when cumming i tilted and it split on my hand and i was freaking out. i cleab uo and sealed it but my hand is now posind, i had a dog bitching to get inti my room and the dog came in smelt it and fucking threw up on the floor next to it. it was fuckrf all around, here is pic of dog puke and jar

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https://www.kindgirls.com/video-archive.php

i found a cool website with nude girls. no pen0rs in sight. maybe someone else wants to switch to softer porn...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TRIWkJpFbw

https://kiwifarms.st 25
I was looking for gurochan and found this thread on kiwifarms. Looks like the basement vigilantes tried to dox kaguya at some point xd
>kaguya's existence itself is problematic, because there was a bunch of shit going on the other site he owns: kereste.moe. This website intended to be the 4chan kinda image board but in Turkish, but all the degenerates in Turkey are at the website. There was even a case where some retard decapitated a girl, cut her limbs and shared a photo of the body at that website, then jumped from the high place he was and died in the stupidest way possible
Can I see that picture...? drool

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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CONTRACT

Me, QB, will make you wake up tomorrow in a loli body and let you live in it for one day (24 hours + 0 minutes) after which I will put you back in body you were in at the time of signing.

In exchange you will become my slave for the rest of your human life in my Cayman Islands quarry at QB Stone Interdimensional Inc.

You also agree to become my slave and property each time your reincarnate after I manage to find your soul again (it takes me 2 minutes) until you complete human life 10000 times.
If you get reborn as a man you will be used for physical labor until you die, starting at age 9.
If you get reborn as a woman you will be used to produce more slaves for me until you die, starting at age 9.

Sign below.

TV 12
When did TV stop being fun? unsure

No Title 1
Nothing liek a nice meal? biggrin💗

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☠ 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 ☣

Threat Level Low: I browse the Darknet. Nothing I do is criminal.
If you're not doing anything criminal, Tor on Windows or Linux is fine for what you're doing. Gmail and Facefuck are your Email and Chat clients.

Threat Level Casual Buyer: I buy drugs for my own consumption. LE isn't actively looking for me.
Tails booted from a USB or a Whonix running in a VM are suitable for the Markets. Check the Chat & Email tab on the banner for options.

Threat-level Crime: Fraudsters, Carders, and Assorted Other Gangsters
who need specialized software, run target-provided software, or connect via remote desktop to perform illicit activities. Residential proxies and VPNs are often required.

Threat Level Reseller: I buy drugs for resale on the street. I use insecure apps to communicate with my customers and don't use PGP.
Tails booted from a USB or a Whonix running in a VM are suitable for the Markets.
A Pixel phone running GrapheneOS is the best choice for secure communication with your street customers. The OS Install Guide is on the banner. VPNs are recommended

Threat Level High: I'm a Drug Vendor. LE is interested in tracking me down.
You need a Whonix VM running on a standard Linux host. Stick to the chat apps and Email Hosts recommended in the Chat & Email link on the banner. Always use PGP encryption for sensitive data. Either connect from random WiFi:s or connect from home via a proxy-chain to Tor.

Threat Level: Highest: I'm a Market Admin, or I'm a large-scale Vendor. LE would love to catch me. They would get their name in the paper
I asked a trusted source who must remain anonymous, and he told me
I can not tell you anything.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HARUHI IS ATTACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Title 7
Say hi to... RED CORM

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What would you do in this situation? glare dark

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Do you love MAYBE BABY?

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

zalgo 2
these are pretty funny, we should do something similar methinks

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garden vore pie curry

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Don't be sad buddy, ardently. Of course. You know. Tomorrow, death comes.
Have a good day.

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Lysandre from Pokemon X/Y was motivated by the idea that the universe is naturally beautiful and that humans squeeze out the beauty from it through things like destruction of nature, privatization of historical landmarks, etc. In order to stop humans from continuing to destroy the beautiful Kalos region he set up Team Flare to develop a weapon to destroy the world. The buy-in being a few million dollars was to lure rich people (the ones who benefit from squeezing the beauty from nature the most) to the team so when the weapon actually gets deployed, Lysandre can personally make sure that it gets used on them too. After this, the world will be free of humans and Pokemon will be free to live in harmony with nature once again

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The Failed Darknet That Was Doomed From The Start

A darknet is an encrypted or hidden network or area within the internet that requires special software or techniques in order to access. While they are usually created with the intention of offering free speech, circumventing content bans, and protecting journalists and whistleblowers, they attract every kind of criminal and malicious actor due to their location concealing and anonymization capabilities. They are also wealth-building attractions, as they open up new vectors of earning money online, and enable other people who generally have difficulty earning money, such as minors and felons, to have more financial opportunities without government oversight.

The overwhelming majority of people who get busted as a result of engaging in illegal activities on darknets are the result of user error; they made mistakes or had faulty OPSEC which led to their arrests. It is rarely the anonymizing software which protects them that fails. But sometimes, it does indeed happen.

While Tor and i2p have stood the test of time as being secure and anonymous networks as they have had minimal de-anonymizing exploits, the same cannot be said for all darknets. Particularily Freenet (now known as Hyphanet), which has many flaws and experienced a plethora of exploits that can deanonymize users. There are very good reasons as to why Freenet was never a big name in darknet culture and in the realm of online drug trafficking.

Freenet was created in the year 2000 with the intention of providing a peer-to-peer free speech and file sharing platform that is both anonymous and resistant to censorship. Much like other anonymity-centered networks, all user traffic through Freenet is encrypted and routed through a series of nodes. However, unlike Tor and i2p, every computer connected to the Freenet network acts as a node in some way, which enables the storing and transmission of encrypted data to and from other users on the network, which means that data can remain accessible when particular nodes become inaccessible (particularily those belong to users who initially uploaded the data). Website on the network are called “freesites”.

It offers three modes of connection: “opennet”, “darknet”, and “mixed”. When using opennet, the default mode in Freenet, users connect to arbitrary nodes on the network, whereas users connect only to selected nodes they trust in darknet mode. Mixed mode is where users connect to both random and trusted nodes.

Freenet uses hashes as keys, which are used to verify the integrity and authenticity of data on the network, identifying and retrieving data, and to protect the anonymity of users and publishers.

While Freenet shares some similarities to Tor and i2p, it has several flaws in its design and virtually no advantages over those two networks whatsoever. Since every node on the network is treated as a peer, it is highly susceptible to Sybil attacks, where a a malicious actor sets up as many nodes as they desire to manipulate the network, gain disproportionate control over its resources, and potentially deanonymize its users. Tor and other anonymizing networks aren’t entirely immune to Sybil attacks, but Freenet’s design, which requires every computer to act as a node in some way, and its relatively small user base make it far more prone to this type of attack compared to other networks. All computers on the opennet have encrypted data from other users stored on them to make it accessible to other users, which presents another issue as innocent users can have highly illegal content stored on their PCs that is fully encrypted, and they may never be aware of it.


Using hashes as keys opens up more vulnerabilities; dictionary attacks (an attacker can try to guess the key by iterating through all possible combinations of characters until they find the correct key), lack semantic closeness (there is no notion of semantic closeness when speaking of key closeness, making it difficult for users to find related content or navigate the network effectively), potential for collisions (SHA-256 might be strong hash function, but there is still a possibility of collisions, where two different inputs produce the same output, which can lead to confusion and potential security issues, as users may accidentally access or decrypt the wrong content), and difficulty managing keys (users must ensure that their keys are not shared with unauthorized parties, which can be difficult because users must know the keys to access content).

Furthermore, there have been vulnerabilities found in its underlying software which have been patched, though the team has a history of not announcing the vulnerabilities to make users aware of them so they can protect themselves, but quietly patching them instead, demonstrating a lack of transparency from the developers. And law enforcement agencies have claimed that they run a series of Freenet nodes

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- My cat

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Is this AI image? What is the context?
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4457.png

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Why are there so few community driven porn sites now? Is everything hidden behind paywalls? Motherless sucks, and at least 80% of the porn on ThisVid is private.
I know some of you boys have private FTP servers. Be kind and direct me to a few, yah?
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RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

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What's going on sweat

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Has anyone here every used a *BSD OS for daily driving or a server?

weewoo heyuri photog 70
ruel 1: it has to be your picture !!!

ruel 2: breaking ruel 1 will make yotsuba sad cry

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Just two heyurizens hangin' out, gaming. cool

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why are his eyes so damn charming?

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4chan leak in case anyone hasnt gotten it yet
make sure to open in a vm
https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php
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What is she listening to, /b/?
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It's for you. ph34r

test 4
this post is a test. do not reply.

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I can make my waifus real with teh power of photo editing!biggrin

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You love utauloids just as much as their paid counterpart... right?

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while you were wasting your time online, I beat Mother 3

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Bestiality videos unexpectedly have a high concentration of females
Maybe this particular one was written by a horny guy, but here is a comment from a pig porn video I felt the need to repost on Heyuri:

I am a 46 year old French woman and I have just watched several videos about lovemaking with a breeding pig. It’s both beautiful to see, very interesting and exciting. I congratulate these women who do it and make us want to have these inseminations. See these sexes penetrate by oscillating some very long …. Sexes, given their length, must go into the VAGINA to the depths of our uterus. Sperm must enter our ovaries without making us feel like pregnant. And this enormous quantity of hot spermatic fluid must fill our entire insides and want to keep it in our womb for a long time. I really want it and if the opportunity arises I will do it.

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Does anyone know the name of this uniform?

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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love... is beautiful...

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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After easter there was a decorative sugar cock that remained

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This portrait of John, Duke of Lauderdale, was commissioned in 1740 by the Right Honorable Earl of Drysart and purchased by my Uncle at an auction based solely on how old it is. My Aunt wouldn’t let him hang it up in the house, so it sat in his basement for years until it was given to me last night, provided I hang it over my desk.

There is no longer a Duke of Lauderdale, historically it was an Earldom which was converted to a Duchy during the Cromwellian wars and reverted back afterwards. John up there was the only one to hold the title.

And with that I declare Big General Re-established. Standard Forum rules apply, don’t treat it like a chatroom, try to keep your posts to once a day. I turn over policing to my colleague Ffish, Lord of Broodington and Marquis de GD.

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What kind of art do you hang on your walls, heyuri?

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Mimi-chan BREASTS 3
MIMI-CHAN, PLEASE. I JUST WANT TO FONDLE YOUR BREASTS. JUST A LITTLE. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nosebleednosebleednosebleednosebleednosebleed

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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jissouseki is a mother too!

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best part of the movie love

only a gay person would reject a girl who wants to give her man a big 💋

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has anyone here used airgeddon before for wifi pentesting? if so, how easy is it to program your own captive portal? everyone in the youtube tutorials just uses the default one asking for the WIFI password with the green background

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I am watching a comedy show the joke are soo bad but I keep laughing at them.
I don't get it.

I already miss the g 44
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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hay i made dessert biggrin

shadps4 moar like sa 14
aside from bloodborne, the order 1886, knack and killzone shadow fall what ps4 games can I play unsure

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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What is the story behind Noh Masks?

Who's at the do 2
sweat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lylP5WOTbvA

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Real Life Shiny Pokemon love

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How do you feel about Happy Happyism?

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Why stay inside the lab?

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Delicious butt, must eat. drool

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ideal tech stack

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do you think fappan makes you less likely to be productive?

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If I picked up a girl in this car I would be confident it would be ending with sucky sucky

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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What could they be looking at? huh

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What is the point of i2p?

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nigra OH LAWD nigra

HELP ME /B/AS  5
I CAN'T STOP SIMPING FOR RUSSIAN CUTIES ON SOCIAL MEDIA cry

(I CAN'T STOP BANNING NOOBS ON HEYURI)

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Cancel 282!

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Heyuri on teh internetz

https://heyuri.neocities.org/
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=heyuri&z=2
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Heyuri
https://userstyles.world/style/8253/www-heyuri-net-2003-layout
https://jpg.guru/heyuri
https://8kun.top/8bantb/res/971.html
https://bbw-chan.link/ee/res/7103.html
https://ifunny.co/picture/heyuri-the-visual-novel-retard-chan-wow-i-wonder-what-3mAtq4vdA
https://neocities.org/browse?sort_by=views&tag=heyuri
https://www.scribd.com/document/693646429/Chat-Heyuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z0s5AYqnb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g5QWBbyFbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo-WnwY98fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yovz4_pTwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGID6_2D9Q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlc8OhV1N6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2VgrBkR3jc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5A8JqmCyos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqEatTBAZrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXAkzqBTvCs
https://archive.org/details/heyuri-records-discography
https://wink.messengergeek.com/t/heyuri-net-a-site-like-4chan-2003-2007/19416
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/xpca62/heyuri_is_far_superior_to_4chan/
https://gyate.net/post/list/heyuri/1
https://www.vidlii.top/watch?v=C2gseeAmrCN
https://kinpatsukinpatsu.bandcamp.com/merch/heyuri-dont-stop-the-music-album-cd-r
https://boosty.to/rosoero/posts/be8cfc85-25eb-49c5-8daf-601bffff6084

Yandex scans overboard from time to time too

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Did anyone on here post on AutoAdmit back in the day?
https://www.xoxohth.com/

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do you like school uniforms? no dirty comments please!

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why do I feel like gurls on the internet are pretty rare even to this day sad

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How do I get a pointy moustache like this? All my facial hair just hangs down 👦

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Cybersecurity firm willing to pay CASH for Heyuri mod accounts!
https://sys.prodaft.com/
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Back in my day, trolling meant something. closed-eyes

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queen
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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GNU is dead, long live Rust and don't forget to update to Ubuntu 25.10 when it comes out
https://discourse.ubuntu.com/t/adopting-sudo-rs-by-default-in-ubuntu-25-10/60583

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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WARNING!!!!
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

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i made a list of things that should be on a list nagato

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С Праздником Вас!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Quiet please, class starting!!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Pesonally, I cannot stand Asuka Langely Soryu, as she constantly reminds me of my tormentors. In 10th grade, I was often called a "retard" by the others due to the fact I had aspergers syndrome. Unlike Shinji however, I tried to connect with them in spite of their attitude towards me, but the more I tried to befriend them the more they hated me for it, thus the more I hated myself for even trying. I even reached out to others for help, even the teachers. But as friendly as they were, none of them helped me at all.

But the person she reminds me most of all is Grace, who attended trade school with me. I wanted to get to know her better but she was hesitant. We eventually got closer but as we did, she would constantly point out fault after fault I did like a policeman, like a hypocrite. One time I stood up for myself and said, “You know what Grace? You're a fault finder. You constantly nitpick at other people’s issues when you don’t have the audacity to admit your own!” And she only thing she said was, “I will not be yelled at!...fucking asshole.” And walked off. Despite this I kept trying because I wanted to understand her so she wouldn't have to feel alone, nor I. But the more I tried to confront her, the more she openly resented me and acted like the drama queen.

Whenever Asuka appearas on screen, I cannot help but feel utterly ashamed for not trying hard enough to understand my tormentors. And yet people still waifu her, fetishize her, idolize her, and worship her. I cannot help but feel like an outcast, which to this day is one of my greatest insecurities especially in the wake of a pandemic.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Let's list societal nuisances:

1. Walking the wrong side of sidewalk, stairs
2. Standing in the wrong side of elevator and escalator
3. Failing to form straight evenly spaced queues with extra space in front of it for people to walk around it
4. Being loud in public transport or yelling in public, making sounds in public like munching, chewing, wheezing and other unnerving sounds, having notifications with sounds, phoning, making that slurpy sound when your nose is runny, besides obvious sounds like burping or farting - these are marks of barbarians
5. Eating and drinking things that smell in public (not just bad smell but any smell) especially in public transport, not limiting eating in public to fixing hunger but eating recreationally unless it is a place designated for it like outside a restaurant
6. Speaking in a daring manner to strangers (I am not your pal to call me bro or dude), speaking languages other than the national majority language in public
7. Failing to place luggage and big things they carry under the seat in public transport, taking up more seating space than necessary, sitting nonchalantly and making physical connection with people who seat next to them or touching their belongings
8. Smelling like ciggies in public, like alcohol, smelling like human excrements, failing to bathe or take a shower for long days but also not using perfumes whose strong scent makes the environment unable to peacefully travel unbothered by pungent smells whether "bad" or "good" smells
9. Blocking way with shopping carts, belongings, bags or backpacks on the back, or body itself
10. Chewing when talking to people
11. Yawning with mouth open
12. Eating ice cream or bananas in public (it looks terrible)
13. Starting up a complaint with an assumption of guilt (instead of respectfully questioning and waiting for more evidence of fault to slip up before judgement)
14. Having urge to and complaining about stuff that is obvious instead of proposing solutions (there is no point in breaking harmony even further by being frustrated)
15. Littering with things that don't disappear for long like plastic, heavily modified paper or glass (receipts or used tissues are acceptable to throw into tall grass or rivers because they disappear fast and serve the plants, not toxic)
16. Letting dogs go entirely unsupervized especially without a muzzle on its mouth (I had way too many encounters with angry dogs, they are the sole reason I carry a spring knife or surgical scalpels when outside each time I leave the house, I hate dogs and I despise people who own dogs)

Now more specific, that would elevate a civilized society into saint society
More nuisances:
17. Not controlling dogs and they bark at everyone, loud sounds are to be avoided, and dogs barking is disrecpecting people on behalf of the owner (I feel disrespected each time a dog barks at me and I want to restore my dignity it by gutting the dog, I feel disgust towards the owner each time and I do not forget it and do not forgive it)
18. Failing to deliver promises as the host, or as initiative giver (heavily losing credibility and respect, preseting themselves as not a serious person and as a liar. If you spark an initiative you either deliver each expectation in their entirety or cover yourself in shame).
19. Inviting people to your house who are not your close family or extremely close friends of decades (showing people who are not entirely on your side into your house is a death wish)
20. When inviting people from core inner circle into house the entire visit - failing tatemae - (visit is not entirely preplanned, family is not entirely disciplined what to show and say and how to behave around the visitor, showing more house than necessary, failing to tend as a host, having a house that is not perfectly cleaned and fresh smelling and failing to set it up in a way that it looks rich and efficient, or at a very least pleasant)
21. Showing lack of privacy in public (like blasting sounds and songs from apps without any regard, browsing phone or other device in a manner that everyone can see the screen - the assumption is if there is nothing you hide then your personality has no depth and no self control - very bad signs)
22. Showing or hinting at own impatience in public, forcing your way to exit or enter buildings and public transport first at all cost instead of doing it orderly
23. Showing power level in public (there is a fair chance of presenting yourself as arrogant and ignorant egocentric that instantly repulses anyone in immediate environment who is listening whose power level is even higher who could help that person grow in that field, this frustrates the better person who not only does not feel a duty to pass more knowledge and experience on that loud enthusiast leading to information and experience loss on societal scale, besides growing hatred and contempt towards newbs as a group which benefits nobody)
24. Giving people any excuse to accuse you of anything (if you do not wish to be bothered by anyone then give them no reasonable suspicion of fault, this creates chaos and it benefits nobody - it is not to pretend to be a saint or compare yourself to others but purely because people getting angry benefits nobody)

This is for collective self improvement. I can't figure out more as of now. I wish for heyuri to expand this list and contest my observations. No cynicism or ragebait intended.

I picked the image because I find it interesting looking

sad thread for sad p 14
emo :emo :emo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T81mvMy8XJw

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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hop in cool

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first tribute I ever recorded. couldn't stop making them for a year after, now can't stop sharing

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What would you do in this situation? unsure
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I love the glorious AI future! biggrin

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Top Technologia

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WATER

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Can someone explain to me why I get so horny when I lay down?
Every time I'm in bed, I start thinking about sexy stuff, which then leads to me never going to sleep. Horny thoughts race around inside my head until I force myself to get out of bed and beat off; BUT, when I sit in the chair, suddenly I'm not horny anymore. What gives, man? angry

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Popeye just got elected. You think it's gonna be a nigra pope nigra, a yellow pope 👲 or a pizza pope? 🍕

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Germany and Japan -- Great friends forever

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big shotgun out to heyuri massive

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I'm planning on getting Khat seeds at some point in the future. How would you grow it? I have ADHD and I'm tired of not being able to get research chemicals or grey market pharms half the time and not even able to get Monster energy drink or coffee all the time. No one wants to give me a job and the doctor doesn't give a shit about my ADHD and says stick to coffee and then when coffee or Monster runs out, I become the monster. I have to grow Khat. Plus, no one wants to give me a job and there's no money for books if I go back to college. I definitely need Khat for personal use at least. I'm tired of people not giving me a job. I need Khat! Maybe I can make money off it to be able to afford college textbooks and supplements and gym and more food. So anyone had luck growing Khat?!

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melonpan: closed-eyes

tahanlı pide: drool

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cute nekos~love

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Rabi~n~Hoes nyaoo-closedeyes

yet another windows 7
now you can run fedora linux on windows without a virtual machine iyahoo

https://devblogs.microsoft.com/commandline/fedora-linux-is-now-an-official-wsl-distro/

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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this shit is so ass closed-eyes

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White trash beautiful
There's something you should know
My heart belongs to you
I know you could've found a better guy
I'll love you 'til the day I die
I swear to God, it's true
I'm comin' home to you
I'm comin' home to you, girl

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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These two girls are about to play a tennis match!! Who do you think will win? why? How do you think the match will play out???????

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3/20/1995
Kiga Group ph34r
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HAY EYEM SPINNING MAI LEEK dance

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me after turning off windows firewall cool

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Alice… (・∀・)
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i need to shit unsure

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Our Heyuri is on the edge of an abyss

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:D

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ITT: We smash random buttons on our keyboards and posts the results. We repeat this process until we eventually recreate the works of Shakespeare. I'll start.

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Do you rember happy day /b/?

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.......WAHA~!

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Im as quick as the next guy to hate on new technology but I recently got this new thinkpad and since it uses USB-C for charging, i can use the same charger for my Phone, Earbuds and Laptop. Not too long ago this would've been unthinkable

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Hey you.

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