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was this scene too edgy?
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I finally bought Stellar Blade, but before I even can start, i've to maek teh hardest decision, Japanese DUB or original Voice, Korean. :dizzy:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I got the Furina cosplay finally !! The next one will probably be Eula since I wanna wear it outside while I'm in Japan !!
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i present to j00... george bush :biggrin:
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TEH RAEG Replies 4
THIS IS A REALLY REALLY ANGRY THREAD

GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH I HAET EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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i just shit myself 😥
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video dump Replies 160
exactly what it says, I'm dumping videos I've saved
join in if you feel like ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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just a bunch of japanese gurls casually discussing foreigners' PENISes based on their experience :blush: most of them say whites are flaccid :nyaoo2:

https://girlschannel.net/topics/3101392/
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Hey guise, just posting a normal photo of my ANUS, nothing unusual to see here, please go about your day. (´~`)
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this train is so fukken cool :cool:
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i want a safe for work shitpost board that isn't /vip/
where do i buy the heyuri pass for this site's /vip/
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Look at this elephant i drew ✊:biggrin:
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Hello heyuri

I do not recommend veracrypt
Please use luks if you value your stashes, time and energy bills

Luks is not hard. Infinitely faster and compatibile with your fridge if you really want to store cheese pizza on fridges, you can get your drive encrypted and decrypted even by pinging your computer from remote taliban radio towers carried by sexiest goats of the mountains.

In contrast veracrypt is slow, hard to use, forces you to do dumb rituals where it asserts dominance over you (like forcing you to plug in a usb drive for a mandatory decryption header for system encryptions), I could not get it to support multiple keys and I don't care because I will not do research for it, any modern encryption should have it in GUI because windows is GUI and I used it on windows. Windblows! Also their creators seem gay because they have a company set up with copyrights for veracrypt and microsoft recommends them so they must work for gay NSA or something.

My main complaint is how stupidly slow it encrypts files. I have my HDDs at steady 130-140mb/s write but veracrypt encrypts it at some 3mb/s or something (they are not even clear about it because they only show you percentage and not actual sizes like all software made for clinical retards!!!). It takes ages. If they said 'sorry, we know it is slow and we won't do anything about it' then I would drop my files to another HDD for a bit, then wipe and implement encryption to the original drive and drop files back in once drive is fit for storage. It is infinitely faster, as if encryption was not slow but veracrypt makes it slow, for who knows whose benefit or sick pleasure.

Veracrypt is also unclear about their definition of keys. I wiped a wrong drive that contained the sole key for my veracrypt archive drive and only realized it after I wrote over data. That was my bad. But I thought since my key was an image I had downloaded from pixiv especially that it does hash of the first 1024kb they say. Since I moved around my earlier loli porn keys from drive to drive with no problems I assumed that it is fine and no metadata hash bullshittery would occur, and so I'd believed I could just redownload the image and decrypt it but I was wrong. They don't provide documentation on how it all works because COPYRIGHTS probably like all of them. How is SHA256 worth copyrighting? Or your dogma of keys? Common knowledge at this point.

I had assumed it to be retardproof like all windows supporting programs, especially since some functions were so dumbed down and even had a nanny prompts that would prevent you from shredding all data constantly or refusing to work until our little boy picks a better password! I did not even want to but it made me combine a file key with a password for some ungodly reason. I simply wanted smugging zundamon to be my key. No! Rabbitfield must have it hard! You can move around and change metadata appearently but not when you download it! DAME DESU!!! DAME DESU!!! So I lost the entire drive.

I'm not so much of a dummy to not have a backup, but I lost most of newer files from this january until now and I blame veracrypt. I know I should've made a copy of the key and pay more attention to what I wipe, but it still is a pain in the ass. Imagining people who trust these devils with their data and have no backups is so sad. Besides I buy electronics in bulk and names of my drives look the same in the terminal ;_;

Luks can serve many different keys, I have not read or checked but I would blindly bet you could make an entire system of permissions with different keys and data pieces while veracrypt would never do it. Luks decrypts my root in like 3 or 4 seconds while booting up windows from veracrypt takes like 30 seconds and windows is on a faster drive than linux. How bad. Why is veracrypt so slow? Any pentium with luks would outcompete i9 with veracrypt it appears.

I wanted to have a copy of my dearest parts of archive available for windows in the worst case, and one with much more sensible and mature linux ways. I can't get windows to read ext4 but I can get linux to read NTFS. In case I have no linux lying around I could still manage my archives with windows. Now I'm synchronizing my remaining copy to that bad veracrypt windows drive now that it had been properly wiped into ext4 luks. Luks never failed me, every time when I had problems with it they were purely because I was the moron. It will still take about 3 more hours, currently at 140mb/s being transferred from a luks drive to another luks drive. It is very good for HDDs. I can make tea on my HDD. I could actually attempt making tea on it next time I overwork them. Interesting idea.

Today I dug in guts of my linux instance and -----EVENTUALLY----- fixed my issues and it runs faster most of things than windows now. I feel good and I learned things. I finally know how my distro works for the most part.
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Rabi~en~Rose GAPPA INVASION (;゚Д゚)
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https://youtu.be/ynE63aUxWJg

Bruh, why on Earth won't anything I put up that isn't a Short get views anymore?
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Poland
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how can i annoy my roommates without them knowing about it? i was thinking about spraying their food with a watered down sperm
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OH YEAH!
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give me the aircon remoto give it to mee give it to meee ヽ(`Д´ )ノ
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WHERE IS MAI FRICKEN' CAR :angry::angry::angry::angry:

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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GUESS THE MODERATOR Replies 10
who am i?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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NOM NOM NOM.
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I just bought the latest GPU! What videogame should I play with it?
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Do you love beer? What beer is your favorite?
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Ape Escape
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:dance2: Heyuri party :dance2:
:onigiri::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::onigiri:
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>:3

Your fortune: Bad luck

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LOL IM RUNNIN'
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posting on an epic website!!! :biggrin:

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
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Could you cash our check?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Montenegrin "laziest citizen" contest in Podgorica.
You win by staying in bed for the longest time. :foruda:
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Do yu giys hate hey uri? Replies 5
I hat hey uri :angry: It has so many knee gers an faggot :love: Andrew it stupid because it goe and I hate juice :xp: 1 Tim :kuz: I met this Niger :lolico: :sad: and he way so guy 😠 😠 😠 I :kuz: told tim je shoul kill nimself 😁☝ But he :lolico: told me he can 😥 beca he use he yuri (and je lok a me lik this) :cool: it make me so mad 😲 I rag 💢 I :emo: tell gim he stoopid Niger money app juice return 🐵 but hi kick me in tje ball :dark: it heart :glare: so I run away becuz stoopid juice niger 🐵
>Reddit space
Avery niger :ph34r: I med no use hey uri :dark: it so mean :cry: becca I don us hey uri :emo: I cry lik emo Avery nigger and I how like a wool and go awoo awoo and turn into wool 👲

(YU ZER :nigra: WAY BAN :xd: FOR TJIS POS) banhammer banhammer banhammer

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YOU DAMN LOLicons! get a job
:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:!
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while j00 were wasting ur life on internets i finished robotnik's revenge on time attack mode

...with rank F (^_^;)
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Happy Independence Day /b/ Replies 5
Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself, true to your country, be a real American! 🍔🇺🇸
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any1 play this?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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is this show good?
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Here's desert! ^_^
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 .-.    _,  .-.  ,_    .-.
'-._'--' \_| |_/ '--'_.-'
'-._ \ | | / _.-'
`-.^| |^.-'
`\=/`

:iyahoo:
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[The IVU] Replies 9
Hello and welcome, to another edition of the Imouto Vomit Update!
Not much has changed since last week. Osaka's holding up well; she's certainly adjusted to being submerged in barf 24/7.
When I opened the container, the stink hit me immediately. It smells a lot like wet oak now. I like it :happy:
Two updates ago, I said I'd make this a bi-weekly thing, but I'm teetering towards making it once a month. I think the barf will probably stay the same, so long as I keep the lid on tight. Unless I leave it uncovered in the mailbox on a hot day, the fluid and the figure will probably stay the same for a long time. Let me know what you guys think! I read all of your messages, and I've enjoyed the tributes and shoops :waha:
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WAEK UP Replies 11
This girl is sleeping too much lately...
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I watched this video today about Deniable Encryption vs Normal Encryption and now I want to use Veracrypt instead of continuing to use LUKS. Has anyone here used Veracrypt for their drives before for anything?
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ProDefCh ??????? Replies 16
Did somone anounce the return of ProDefCH??
I made this flash to celebrate it, but it seems to have died again in the meantime, lol (;´Д`)
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Lets try this on our friends
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if megan was my robot daughter i'd change her name to vicki and have her wear a red dress with a white apron every day!
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𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕 𒆠 𒉈 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠 𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒋳 𒈠 [𒆷] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗 𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎 𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋼 𒈨 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒊑 𒀀 𒉿 𒇷 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒅗 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒋛 𒅀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊑 𒅎 𒀸 𒁍 𒊏 𒄠 𒈠 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒄠 𒈠 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒅎 𒅖 𒋾 𒅖 𒋗 𒅇 𒅆 𒉌 𒋗 𒊑 𒆪 𒋢 𒉡 𒌅 𒋼 𒅕 𒊏 𒄠 𒄿 𒈾 𒀀 𒇷 𒅅 𒋼 𒂖 𒈬 𒌦 𒈠 𒀭 𒉡 𒌝 𒊭 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒄿 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒄿 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒌅 𒈨 𒂊 𒅖 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒆷 𒅗 𒊍 𒉿 𒅎 𒊭 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒌅 𒊺 𒍪 𒌑 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒁕 𒁍 𒌒 𒅇 𒀸 𒋳 𒄿 𒅗 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒃲 𒇷 𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒀀 𒈾 𒆪 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒅇 𒋗 𒈪 𒀀 𒁍 𒌝 𒌋 𒐍 𒄘 𒍏 𒄿 𒁲 𒅔 𒂊 𒍣 𒅁 𒊭 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀭 𒌓 𒆪 𒉡 𒊌 𒅗 𒄠 𒉌 𒍣 𒁍 𒀀 𒈾 𒉿 𒊑 𒅎 𒊭 𒀀 𒋾 𒆠 𒄿 𒋼 𒁍 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒋛 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 𒊑 𒌅 𒊌 𒋾 𒅋 𒆠 𒋛 𒀀 𒈾 𒂵 𒋾 𒅀 𒋗 𒇻 𒈠 𒄠 𒂊 𒇷 𒅗 𒄿 𒋗 𒆠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒉿 𒊑 𒀀 𒄠 𒆷 𒁺 𒈬 𒂵 𒄠 𒆷 𒀀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊒 𒅗 𒋫 𒆷 𒈠 𒀜 𒄿 𒈾 𒆠 𒊓 𒇷 𒅀 𒅖 𒋾 𒈾 𒀀 𒌑 𒈾 𒍝 𒀝 𒈠 𒂊 𒇷 𒆠 𒅇 𒀀 𒈾 𒊭 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒈾 𒋛 𒄴 𒋫 𒄠 𒂊 𒁍 𒍑 𒅗
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SOUP!
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SEEDING! Replies 4
Are you a good person?
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKNOFUKKENWAY!!111!!1
- yukari-sensei
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I'll give five (5) internets to whoever who's able to write the best dialogue that these two young lovers(?) could be having
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:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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giving the ol' xbox a bath ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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POSTING A HEYURI THREAD :biggrin:
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am i the only one that finds it crazy that after all these years, you still cant see your total k/d ratio in csgo?
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What are you gonna do with that crowbar? :sweat:
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HOLY SHIT ANON LOOK UP... someone wrote gullible on your ceiling
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Anyone played V Rising before? Vampires r cool and its on 50% sale on steam
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My cum sock reeks of wet dog hair after 2 weeks of usage. :dark:
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Musu is a BITCH for not giving waha teh bread :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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Ara ara~ little boy, are you lost?
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have u had sex b4 Replies 17
today my fried ricky told me u have to put ur balls into a girl to have a kid, other wise sex doesnt work😱😱

if thats true then how do i fit my balls in a girl so we can make have a baby? :kuz:? i saw my little sisters private part once and it looked too small is he (ricky lying? 😄😠☝ rick y said his dad was special forces once and i asked his dad and it turns out he was making it up so i dont believe him anymore 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
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Squirrels are so fuckable Replies 9
idk why that thread was baleeted but I was just about to comment that I think squirrels are extremely hot animals. Look how they always do these sexy poses... :nosebleed:
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ITZ TIME 2 DO EXERCISES!

1.. 2.. 3...
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2
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if a nuclear holocaust was happening what would your last post on heyuri be? :huh:
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I'm planning to visit Japan this year for two weeks! It'll be my first time traveling alone (ill also bring my cosplays to wear outside for once) but I'm worried I might get bored by the 4th day... what do ?!?!
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ZOMG I'M PUTTIN SPAM ON UR HEYURI

(No reason given.) banhammer

(i fuked up, you are BANNED!! for spam) banhammer

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Hi !!
It's my first time being here!! I came from a different imageboard that I was "kicked off" because I was too different but I came across this one and liked it?! How's it and what's the average pph?!
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WAHA! Replies 19
I'M AWAKE DURING HEYURI'S SLEEPY TIME WAHA!
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Bark for me, puppy.~
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Happy Canada Day!

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Canadian tunes for most of the day. For fellow Canucks, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what Canada had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.
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i need kissy... 👄💋
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You ever have a problem with furries acting like complete chimps on games?
I was playing a game with my little brother a day ago and this chimp with a furry avatar starts acting like some old man in front of him, thinking my brother is young because his avatar is some gay super smash bros character.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen furries on the game act like this, I could almost swear I’ve seen one do this incessantly.
Why do they always act like this? You ever have this issue?
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Someone sang 'If it ain't one thing, it's another'
I've been through hell last year trying to find a way to get rid of an extension called 'Pricechop', but just when my terrible extension days were over, out of the blue comes 'Unisaalaes'. It's name alone is frightening!
Well, since Pricechop trained me as to how to get rid of it, let's use our training to get rid of Unisaalaes.
So said, so done!
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i bet you think ur real smart... well, SOLVE THIS
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ok
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OMG, I asked a girl out to see a movie on sunday!!!111!??????? :glare::glare::glare:

This is the first time i do something like this. The exchange was sort of awkward. She accepted but i still feel like an idiot.

What am i supposed to do now? What am i supposed to do on Sunday? :dizzy:

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MY PET WATERMELON WAS KILLED :cry::cry::cry::cry:
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Has anyone here contributed to a zine before? It seems like a cool thing that many imageboards used to do
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oh noes he's trapped ;_;
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REI
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Geoduck Replies 5
Has anyone here eaten a PENIS clam before? :kuz:
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I love the crunchy center of CPUs, so tasty. And the gooey outer coating, too. :drool:
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i come to heyuri dot net to masturbate :biggrin:
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i want to apologize for any pain and suffering i have caused any of you by posting on heyuri dot net :cry:

(USER WAS NOT FORGIVEN FOR MY PAIN AND SUFFERING) banhammer

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small tribute to teh IVU thread, i wouldve made this a reply 2 the original thread but its in autosage :sweat2:
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HDD CUM Replies 6
I finished on hdd with cp
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where 2 learn 2 CGI scripting Replies 9
All of you BBS hackers of Heyuri, where have you learnt your Perl? I want to learn Perl to make/modify CGI scripts. First I thought I'd go over the "camel book", but now it seems way too long and detailed for my purposes, and I've been thinking that perhaps some web resource would suit me better.
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You know what they say... love is blind.
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new pomni Replies 20
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to an oekaki seeder Replies 1
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE boot up your machine and seed coolier.net oeakakis 4 me!!!
i downloaded 691.7M already!!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Why is it that every White person or non Indian person for that matter that gets into Hinduism is extremely weird? i get that converting to a foreign religion is usually done by those who are on the outskirts of whatever society they are currently a member of but Hinduism consistently seems to attract the most insane people
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BBS Tournament Replies 53
If you think yourself good at chess, then consider participating or deciding amongst yourselves. There will only be one participant per site.
If you didn't know, gikopoi has a chess feature, that would also be easily accessible and viewable by all.
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petscii Replies 12
was fucking around with Petmate, an editor for making C64 PETSCII art
https://nurpax.github.io/petmate/
and I re-drew some pictures with it

give it a shot!

black background is the easiest since you can't change that color per-cell, but you have options
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I had sex with a girl in my dream Replies 10
Does this disqualify me from being a virgin?
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Music thread Replies 10
ヽ(´ー`)ノPost your favorite music from video games or whatever.
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I woke up and my hand is sonic teh hedgehog (;´Д`)
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heyuri, how to can i speak english? :unsure:
i quite havent it figure out yet...
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Are there any Heyuri users from New York City? :happy:❔

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biu :astonish:
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ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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INFINITE OSAKA
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Crust.
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an apple for j00 (^_^)
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ǝɯᴉʇ ǝɹᴉʇuǝ ǝɥʇ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn uǝǝq ǝʌ,ᴉ ʇnq ʇᴉ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʎllɐǝɹ ɹǝʌǝu ᴉ
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guys my cock is stuck :sweat:
what do i do? :sweat2:
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:nyaoo2:
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this is teh truth behind kigurumi
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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Oniichan Mission: Operation Vomitscooper Replies 93
Hey /b/. I'll cut right to the chase here; I witnessed my imoutou puking.
She'd been complaining of a fever all day, and that compelled me to stalk around, since I knew her vomiting would be inevitable. So I spent the day quietly observing in separate rooms, until I was sure she was ready to blow.
The catalyst was old, over the counter ibuprofen. Within seconds of taking it, she violently hurled all over the place. She quickly got a bag to barf into, and promptly chucked it into the garbage bin, after completely emptying herself out into the toilet.
That's where this thread comes in. :ph34r:
After dinner, I'm going to sneak outside, pretending to take out the trash from my room, and slyly scoop up the doubtlessly-fetid vomit (it's over 100 degrees out) into a bag.
Here are the dilemmas I face:
-We're out of ziplocs, so I'm going to have to dig one out of the dumpster.
-Ziplocs are clear, so I'll need to dig for an old takeout bag in the dumpster to put the ziploc filled with vomit inside it, so I can carry the precious goods back in without being caught.
-This requires me to climb into the dumpster, which is conveniently placed in front of a security camera my father keeps on at all times, as is the trash bin.
This is a risky mission, gentlemen. I may not come back a free man. But, if you keep this thread up on page 1, and I evade capture, tonight you will see glorious chunks from a skinny, dark sleek-haired, b-cupper imouto. If I had to give a visual aid, she's essentially Ayumu Kasuga in the flesh; both in looks and personality.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sgQOBJrPnI

When it all ended, I met a familiar person on the fields at night.

She kicked me, of course.
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tata, mama, azor, ja... Replies 5
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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azunyaa~n :happy:
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Oh, to wake up to such a sight... ( ´,_ゝ`)
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which girl scout do you liek?
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Mai waifu :biggrin:
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Anyone have the link to the free fishtank stream? It was on here a few months ago. Sam Hyde has been making the media rounds lately so I want to watch it
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why do they like to mutilate humans and cattle?
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Should I try generating cynical AI slop for a living? Replies 16
I'm a NEET so I could really use the money. Also I think it would be a fun bit of mischief to shit up teh internets with garbage. I have a neighbor who actually watches tiktok on a daily basis and uh... well bless his heart. :dark: But what I'm saying is that the majority of people on platforms like that are retarded and don't care, and I'd only be shitting up the parts of the internet that are already cancer anyway... so it's not a big deal right? :unsure:

The only question I have is, how profitable is this really? If I actually have to spend 8 hours a day grinding out this bullshit for what amounts to minimum wage, then fuck that. But if I can just spend two hours a day doing it, then alright. :smile: Has anyone tried it?

Random image of a loli to get your attention. See? I'm already learning to exploit human emotions to generate engagement. :biggrin:

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can you forgive iruyeh for breaking the rules? if you do she might become good
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Anyone else on here like this show? If so, who’s your fav character? I like Tord (´ー`)
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time 4 workout! do as me!

UN~ Nyaa~~ Un~~ NYAAA~~~ UNNNN NYAAA~~~
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my hairy BALLS on Chino's cute FACE Replies 7
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hay i baked u some bread ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I love unemploymemt so much, it's my favorite hobby and makes sure i focus on the important things in life
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hai everybody! I'd like to formally invite heyuri to https://nikki.top nikki is a diary service based upon old japanese nikki scripts. We already have a couple heyuriens at nikki, and I'm looking for new members! :tongue:
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   ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`) < I'm in j00r reasearch papers
  (    )   \____ 
  | | |
  (__)_)
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:onigiri::waha::onigiri:
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Oh noes guise. My hampter fell asleep. Please help me wake him up!
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Animegao Kigurumi Replies 5
Has anyone seen a kigurumi in person? What was it like? Do you like it more than cosplays?
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I've been trying to write a book but i have no ideas on what to write (;´Д`)

my idea is a novella where, while having the same characters, each chapter can more or less stand on its own. i also want it to be eroi. you guys are much more degenerate than me, so please give me some ideas.
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SERIOUS POLITICAL SPEECH Replies 5
Im a president lol,
Gsfgfjsdihgyxkh;

yours truly, mr reagan
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hey oji-san. hot today, isn't it?
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Heug foreheads are teh moe~ :biggrin:
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pretty flowre :happy:
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check this out
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BLUUUUEUUGH
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putata dont cheat on mekeke- Replies 6
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hay lets play hang man ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Look, the latest arival of the Heyuri News magazine was just published! :waha:
I saw a cover of the Newtype USA magazine, which made me remember that one time somone on /chat/ wanted to make a heyuri magazine... So I ended up making this crappy pseudo-magazine cover :nyaoo2:
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Archival discs Replies 16
Everyone should burn media that you want future generations to have onto an archival M-disc.
Data in SSDs, HDDs, and dvds only last 10-20 years, but on an M-disc they will last at least 100 years.
In the event of a near extinction event, civilisational collapse, or simply the wiping of all servers by a solar flare, having stored data on an archival disc will mean post-apocalyptic generations can enjoy the media we take for granted today.
The more archival discs there are the easier it will be for the future generations to find them.
What kind of data should we put on these discs? Each disc can store 20gb. If you have any images you want me to put on one, post it below.
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i made this page ヽ(´ー`)ノ

https://yuisuki.net/dailywaha/
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*nom*
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SNOW! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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LOL TAKE THAT U DUMB BITCH :biggrin:
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kusai 😲
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mint fell over ;_;
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Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust Replies 6
This is the coolest shit ever. I'm surprised it isn't talked about more.
I watched it last night a 2 A.M. It was mind-blowing
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What's your favorite way to eat an egg?:kuz:
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Do you like Plants vs Zombies?
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i wish anime girls were real :closed-eyes2:
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Gnomes r real...
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:longcat:
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im going to seoul next week on a 747. possibly one of the last times a passenger 747 will be in service since many are being retired. im almost certain that if/when the 777x line comes out the passenger 747s will face a boring life of carrying cheap chinese.indian crap to and from anchorage
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сап хейурьянс :cool:

Что купить из еды на месяц с 10к рублев?

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Anyone here have a Switch 2? :unsure:
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i bouhgt teh heyuri cd! :biggrin:
happy birthday to me :mona2:
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So I heard that Kaguya leaks snot
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:xd:
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quick post something funny I am bored
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Computer! engage teh kodomo_doushi breeding procedure :cool:
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Glad Midsommar!
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kami-sama plz give me a good fortune (゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)(゚血゚#)

Your fortune: You just lost the game

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Cuppa Quaffie Replies 6
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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^_^ Replies 3
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
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what is the use case for this image
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I miss being gay. :cry:
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one
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1. press escape key
2. post wat happens
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!1
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It's that part of the year

Too hot
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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make-up really DOES transform a face! :sweat:
We know that you prefere the left face, shut tup!! It dosen't make u special!!!!
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Do you have any experience with axolotls? ive heard that they can be quite profitable to breed but ive never actually interacted with one in real life before
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SAGE THREAD Replies 4
MUWAHAHAHAAHA BEHOLD TEH :sage:!


:sage::sage::sage:
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loli hates sex :angry:
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I have to take a poop.. real bad :emo:
I've been holding it in for days because pooping is embarrassing. Doushiouu..... :sad:
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MWaHAHa!!! this board is nao MINE! PYOKO-SAMA'S!! bow u f00lz ヽ(`∀´)ノ
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cheer up emo kid, have a cigarette 🚬:emo:
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*gets nervous*.... uh....
hello everypony!! I erm... uh... need fwerns :<
so who would liek 2 b mai fren!!!

furst u need 2 no about me :D
mai name is jamie and I like anime, mylittlepony, and video game!!! yayyyyy ^_^
but i might have autism, adhd, or ocd or something.....
because of things jamie wont get into rwight now :< *nya ** :/
but anyway *meow* here are some things about me
i wanna make a website
I wanna learn esperanto
I wanna play more on my computer
i wanna play lots and lots of video games!
I wannaaaanget mai drivers license
I am an anarco capatalist and i dont belive in the holocaust (jamie is being serious)
I want to read lots and lots and learn A LOT :D

jamie is also an incel
jamie is not autistic

erm.... so here is jamies email... >,> lets email each other and have FUN

JAMIE ALSO LIKES RSS FEEDS
AND VPNS
AND TECHNOLOGY

here is jamies email .... plsss email jamie and use jamies pgp fingerprint for fun ^_^

PGP Fingerprint:
429A32B3A35DA72415A49C97B1DB10B616F7F8E2
Mai email:
kurokit83@gmail.com


(the reason jamie thinks he has ocd is because its rlly hard for him to play anything else than deadbydaylight on his computer cus he uses controler for that game so he got used to controller . And he stopped playing on mouse. and jamie has been having ocd related thoughts relating to his mouse that makes it hard to play pc games ): but with all this said jamie is NOT MENTALLY ILL. mentall illness is not real and was made by doctors to prescribe people on bullshit meds. So jamie now needs to play on his pc (its A REALLY NICE COMPUTER HE BUILT IT HIMSELF AND BOUGHT PARTS HIMSELF) in order to defeat his ocd related thoughts. If you want to help jamie iin his mission you can become his friend and play vidya with him!!)

so email me and lets have fun :D

(I CONTRACTED AIDS FROM THIS POST) banhammer

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I've been absent for a week, what did i miss?
Everything always happens when i'm not around ヽ(`Д´)ノ
***
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What did you have for lunch? I had a hotdog and soft pretzel
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i don't know about you but
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menstruating loli Replies 8
LOL! Menstruations!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Menstruatiing loli!!(ノД^、)σ
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I derail your cigarette thread with the superior nicotine choice
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What is your favorite city in the world? I have one, but I won't say where it is
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Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy Replies 1
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:abd7cc1236594fda1dbe2ae00e71614c63d166a3&dn=Canterlot+Royal+Ballet+Academy+by+AVCHonline.zip&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce

-OR-

ftp://grayt.club (port 21, 990, 9443) [Use a client like Filezilla]
Username: opendir
Password: opendir
Path: "/Uploads (G-Uploads)/Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy by AVCHonline"

Web file listing: http://grayt:EverythingS3%40rch@everything.grayt.club/G%3A/Uploads/Canterlot%20Royal%20Ballet%20Academy%20by%20AVCHonline
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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fgsfds Replies 8
fgsfdsfgsfds
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What a find! They drew cute things 20 years ago

https://coolier.net/oekaki/088.htm

https://coolier.net/
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what's konata watching?
:biggrin:

was going to post this in teh thread on /c/ but /b/ is better for replies
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cheer up emo duck :biggrin:
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would heyuri be interested in a diary website? based on old japanese nikki scripts? I'm trying to find more users and don't wanna just plainly upload the link here if there's no interest.

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