Overboard@Heyuri

>Additionally, if I'm ever doing anal with a girl, and we have no lube, well,the puke will make a worthy substitute, don't you think?
that made me puke

>>2395
holy shit, it works! (;´Д`)
god help us all from this vomit-inducing madman.

I wish I had the power to telepathically identify all the women who have rape fantasies so that I could show up at their bedroom windows at night and heroically change their lives. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>2400
That's fucking GENIUS ヽ(´∇`)ノ

No reporting.In my experience there's always one fag who reports literally every thread.

Besides, Heyuri is still small enough that if anything goes amiss the mods can see it in pretty good time.

Heyuri takes no responsibility for any unwanted b0ners or faps that may be experienced while viewing the website

>if it's not dead, it will probably have an equivalent amount of boards to 4chan or 2ch
"MOAR BOARDZ ヽ(´∇`)ノ" only makes sense when there's:
A) enough users that the site would benefit from splitting the traffic (1. cuz it's more manageable in terms of moderation, 2. cuz these types of BBSes really aren't made for housing large populations or high post activity), or
B) there's a high level of drama and poop-throwing over a controversial topic, and users on both sides of the argument would be happier if they were segregated

Otherwise you're just spreading the userbase too thin for no reason, and - especially for new sites - making it pointlessly difficult for new users to know where to lurk and where to post

On any site of this ilk with many boards and many users, you will see that most users are cooped up on 1 to a handful of boards while the rest of the boards range from teh slow to comatose. If there's many boards and only a few users, the site will feel like a ghost town with a few vagrants aimlessly wandering around talking to themselves (;´Д`)

But if there's a few users and only a few boards (or 1 board), suddenly users are able to gather, the site feels livelier, and the userbase is able to sustain itself or even grow ヽ(´∇`)ノ

AFTER that growth is when "MOAR BOARDZ" should be considered - and it should be considered very carefully, lest it kills or neuters the existing activity ^^;

>i want it to be big so bad
same, but we gotta wait ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>Otherwise you're just spreading the userbase too thin for no reason
I think that the more boards there are, the more it hurts a /b/ board (or the equivalent for that imageboard).
If every hobby, interest, or topic that has any sizeful discussion splinters into its own board, then what's left for /b/? (´ー`)

>then what's left for /b/?
if your general isn't like channel4's i dont think you should have issues with your general (more people would probably use the general anyways)
i'm not a fan of the how separated every little topic is for futaba and 2ch but it's nice to have a little more than a /b/ (・∀・)

>If every hobby, interest, or topic that has any sizeful discussion splinters into its own board, then what's left for /b/? (´ー`)
There's a knock-on effect too - boards that seem fast and active will attract more users and posts, while boards that seem slow and inactive will slowly bleed users until there's practically nobody left. This isn't just true for bulletin boards, but human social structures in general - people go where the people are, and if a place looks dead then they won't stick around

>i'm not a fan of the how separated every little topic is for futaba and 2ch
On both Futaba and 5ch, the vast majority of users are gathered on a single or couple of boards. There's a handful of other boards with a small percentage of the activity to the top ones, while the rest are ghost towns

Even a site with a fraction of the userbase of 5ch or Futaba can feel really alive and active just by consolidating all their activity to a single or couple of boards. We've even seen this play out on Heyuri several times whenever more boards were added and were later removed

in my eyes, what it means to be a user on this site (or heyurian, if that's what we're going with), is to have a carefree way of going about posting here. not enough to pay no mind to teh rulez , but enough to sit back and play along with whatever crazy or lewd shit we throw at each other.

to put it another way, it's like playing catch with someone. if this were another site like le 4chinz, your buddy would be throwing the ball straight at your own pair and would laugh his ass off at your expense.

meanwhile here, it's just like passing the ball back and forth; there's understanding between you and the other dude. there's trust that neither will throw the ball too high, but high enough that the game doesn't get boring.
and though your bud may be a bit slow to respond, it makes it all the more worthwhile when he changes up the game.

i'm not even sure if that made any sense, but that's par for the course with heyuri philosophy

Heyuri to me is a place where relatively like-minded netizens hang out and collaborate to produce things of awesomeness, hawtness, and LOLs to entertain each other - whether it's a funny/informative reply, an epic shop, a dump of a particular fetish/character, a series of oekaki, a flash animation, a deep dive into internet archaeology, or efforts to improve the website itself

This is what the internet is when it's at its best, regardless of time or place

>to put it another way, it's like playing catch with someone. if this were another site like le 4chinz, your buddy would be throwing the ball straight at your own pair and would laugh his ass off at your expense.
>meanwhile here, it's just like passing the ball back and forth; there's understanding between you and the other dude. there's trust that neither will throw the ball too high, but high enough that the game doesn't get boring.
>and though your bud may be a bit slow to respond, it makes it all the more worthwhile when he changes up the game.
I think that's a great way of putting it - though I'd say at this point 4chan is less liek ur buddy throwing a ball at ur nuts for the lulz, and more like some obnoxious little kid ridiculing anyone for even attempting to pick up the ball cuz they've mislearned that playing catch is a Reddit thing to do

I'd say being a Heyurian (or Heyurizen) means using the power of the internetz for good.
Heyuri is about as free as you can get without being a 'free speech' website, and the users don't take that as some challenge to post the most shocking content they can find or have never ending mad-ons for blacks or gays or whatever.
Heyuri is truly irreverent, not in that puffed up, confrontational way you see on 4chinz,and other imageboards that take after it, but in this wonderful way that leads to epic lolz and awesome porn and lots of great OC.
Heyurians are smart without being overly pretentious, politically incorrect without trying to prove anything, are silly,but can hold a real discussion if it's worthwhile, and are goddamned MASTERS of OC!
Heyurians are not self-serving or lazy, we don't recycle the same lame jokes that permeate the greater internet,we don't use variations on templates, when a thread is started that seems to benefit no-one but OP it gets ignored, or turned into something that produces lolz for all.
I think we could use a few moar users,(not many, that would kill Heyuri's soul), but Heyuri is already pretty astounding.

Basically being a Heyurian means winning the internet

i just realized i never said what i felt about what it means... so i'll say it nao!!

heyuri is an interesting specimen in the sea of the internetz. yes, it may have some less-than-normal (or desired) content to most ppl, but maybe that's what makes heyuri special. maybe it'll change in the future. but as heyuri stands right now, it's a comfy area to hang out for a short moment of my day. and it makes me feel less alone than i do on the most darkest of days. to be a heyurian is to a certain part of yourself, regardless on what being 'yourself' is, without the guise of shit posts (not shitposts) to mud the waters of self.

as i said in an /o/ post a week or so ago; "for a brief moment in space and time, heyuri was here. and i was fortunate enough to be there with you"

I like cute girls with short hair ヽ(´∇`)ノ

ヽ(´∇`)ノ

About 2 and a half years ago, and also rite now: https://img.heyuri.net/f/

I too really want a /f/ as well...
The one linked above got b0rked, and it was a buggy board before that

There doesn't seem to be any open sourced flash board softwares (or that I could find) sadly, so I need to find a volunteer PHP dev to work on it. I would hire a non-volunteer one, but I don't have any income for now
Alternatively Kolyma's dev is back too, but obviously Heyuri doesn't have much to do with them besides using kokonotsuba anymore so I don't know if they would work on /f/

>>61771
i wish i knew programming enough to help with that. i really want like a swf/flash board in like the golden age of /f/

ughhh why r some boards hidden

>ughhh why r some boards hidden
They're not "hidden" per se, but rather they were discontinued without being outright deleted

The ones posting CP are spambots.Best we can do is delete them and move on.Everything else is a gag.

I say occasional sexualization is fine (we've had some JS panchira threads in the past too), but I agree it would get annoying if it's all that's being talked. That said pedos on Heyuri are probably aware of this too, and don't overdo it

>someone is posting/baiting posting (I ain't clicking that shit nigga) cheese pizza on Heyuri
That's just a bot (I hope) that targets all imageboards, not unique to Heyuri

Very little has changed in the past 2.5 years - sometimes the topic gets "hotter" and sometimes it gets "colder", but Pedobear is always lurking...

Personally I think it's fine how it is - largely comical/fantastical and text-based, with the occasional non-pornographic "cute not pedo" pic. Actual CP is 99% only posted by spambots that target every imageboard in existence, and it's deleted on sight. There's also 1 fag who has posted a couple of "teen strips in front of her phone" videos in the past, but again they get deleted on sight if they look underageb&

I enjoy the largely free and unsanitized nature of Heyuri, and seeing the occasional pedolicious post reminds me of how things used to be back in the day (and Heyuri is still A LOT tamer than that). It's nowhere near the level nor in the same vein as that one particular travelling circus of imageboard pedos who do nothing but post little girl pics and try to unironically normalize pedophilia non-stop in the most obnoxious way possible, and have even crapflooded entire boards with hardc0re CP out of butthurt

Anyone who's been around the small-to-medium imageboard block will have encountered that crowd at one point or another, and should be able to recognize the difference between them and Heyuri's loli-related LOLs & fantasies

>>61924
>>61925
>>61927
thank you, I am just worried because of what happened to imageboards like Kohlchan

>>61913
Its late for me rn so im not gonna write a whole list rn but tomorrow ill make a little chart.

In the meanwhile, Flashes of heyuri is empty.

>>61913
i had an idea pop into my head when i saw that there was no proper AIDS page despite their being a link made for it.
it's not very well thought out; the only description to it would read "it can happen to you too!" with pic of sum guy sperging out as the page picture. haven't gotten around to it because a) too lazy to maek wiki account :v and b) i think the idea just ain't lolz-worthy. feel free to expand on this idea or replace it from scratch as you see fit.

>Id do something about it myself if i had been around long enough to have the knowlegde to fill in any extra information

this is partly why i don't do any edits on the wiki to begin with (AIDS idea and laziness aside). i'm no oldbie (or oldfag, whichever term you prefer) so touching most of the links listed under https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Special:WantedPages would feel like roaming through uncharted territory that has been mapped already by an explorer from eons ago.

Here's a new article, hoep u liek red linkz!
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Meme

>>61915
What about this?
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=AIDS

>>61916
better than what i had in mind. outstanding, anon.

>>61916
Awesome, thanks for writing I liek redlinks too
I wish there were more than one or two regular editors. I am scaring expecting everything from certain power users would tire them out in longer term

>>61915
I say just make an account (takes less than a minute...) and start editing whatever u feel like. Maybe that will inspire other users to contribute too, but really, any little edit one makes is appreciated as things are now.

Another interesting stat is the total number of unique IPs that posted to /b/ over the course of the past week: 96!

Of course, a percentage of that is going to be VPNs and dynamic IPs, but it's still a pretty big number!

>>61893
those are numbers are perfectly good on my book. im liking this bbs more and more

>>61896
Any idea what the highest activity of the tear was? Or at least the past 6 months or so?

>Any idea what the highest activity of the tear was? Or at least the past 6 months or so?
Nope - regarding IPs, I can only look back at posts that are still live on the board, and /b/ currently only goes back about 2 weeks

Best I could do is calculate the average posts per day using post numbers & dates found in whatever archives and screencaps have been made, plus whatever I happen to have written down from previous calculations

>>61886
secure tripcodes are for jerks
picking an insecure tripcode and awaiting the day some troll abuses it and hurts your reputation is fun, it's like a bomb waiting to blow and you never know when it might hit

>when i attempt to start conversations people just freeze and don't know how to answer.
I didn't know I was talking with a Heyurizen then ( ´ω`)

I don't want to talk IRL, only online (;´Д`)

>>2299
be the change u want to see ヽ(´∇`)ノ

どうも東方贔屓トルコ人同士

>>263
返信して下さい

あぁーそりゃごめんごめん
最近はちょっと・・・忙しかったかな、かな？

>>266
どうかしましたか？

I wrote a reply, but I am not confident enough to talk about my personality so I deleted (´ー`)

I only talk to people through the internet. Hooray for internet! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Hell it's OP again. Actually that defensive confidence thing might just have been an effect of the fight or flight response. It could be that when It comes down to it I'm a fighter. Which is why I can't access that kind of self-assuredness during less stressful situations.

That sux. Imagine if I could talk to girls the way I talk to cops. I would slay.(;´Д`)

Behaviors and actions are not set in stone - we have the ability to change them! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

If we want different outcomes, we can choose to act differently. If we want the same outcomes, we can choose to fall back on previously learned behaviors and habits. Either of these can be positive or negative depending on whether the outcomes are beneficial to us or not

Always remembrar: actions lead to emotions, emotions lead to thoughts, and thoughts lead back to actions. If you feel liek you're stuck in a negative loop, you can break the cycle and develop a new one by changing one of these stages - actions are easiest to change, so it's best to start there. Once one of these stages changes, the rest will soon follow suit (´ー`)

>>61839
>I first started using /r9k/ in 2009 and it wasn't vehemently misogynistic then. In a drive to create OC many people contributed greentext stories, which often consisted of stories of awkwardness and rejection that were amusing. Later that morphed into misogyny and self-pity threads which are cancer.

I beg to differ self-pity and feels were comfy.

>As for when it really went to shit, it's hard for to demarcate a year from my memory that /r9k/ became complete garbage, but it was definitely shit by 2015. Elliot Rodgers frog memes and >tfw no gf was not the peak of /r9k/ in my opinion, the peak was around when I joined and people still called each other "gentlemen" and there were always greentext stories.


I agree Elliot posting the beta uprising poo poo pee pee and tender stories were cancer but that stuff was still funny.

IMO /r9k/ started going downhill when the e-whores showed up and Reddit showed up and started taking screenshots in 2015 and in 2016 when the discord shit showed up on the board as well as the trannies and /r9gay/ shit.

The board always had a decent amount of normals on it but the majority of the posters were lonely virgins. It was after 2016 when most of the virgin posters left and the board became mostly normal judging from my memory.

>LOL I have no reason to act like a troll anymore because Kuz is gone. kaguya is way better and i support kaguya.
This is like a twisty friendship made after some fight in a crappy shounen anime

>You do realize I'm still here, right?
I thought I could smell that familiar stench of party-p00ping tryhardism lately

>>61845

Says the modern teenager who never grew up with the 2000s internet lmfao.

Further derailments itt will be deleted.

Pls ignore 3 posts above and only post if you have something to reply for other posts

>>61730
I've messed around with enough archaic BBS scripts to know that there's no way it's much harder than opening the script in a text editor, searching for "No.", and putting some form of space character before the "N" as many times as needed

Hell, you could even just use CSS:

.postnum {
  margin-left: 0.25em;
}

>>61731
Maybe, but kokonotsuba is a very unique software that is centralized across multiple websites... Putting it superficially, I only have access to some of its arms, but not to its heart (the part I need to modify) due to some bug unrelated to me.

I didn't think of fixing it with CSS, but that would be only a temporal fix. That bug will probably get solved soon (if the word "soon" doesn't seem reliable, I will apply that CSS fix if it's not within 24 hours) anyways and I will then look into it more seriously then

>>61733
>Maybe, but kokonotsuba is a very unique software that is centralized across multiple websites
>I only have access to some of its arms, but not to its heart
Thanks kuz

>>61734
Kuz must protect his super secret futaba fork.
Super Secret Message Not For Kuz's Eyes:
Yeah it works and it has a kewl look, but not like anyone actually needs to steal it. They'd be better off just stealing the copyright notice on wakaba/tinyib/vichan and changing the design to look more like Heyuri.
Kaguya is admin he should get full control over everything imho then he could fix the missing space!!1!one!!!

Proposal:
Two types of sage options.
One email option displays the current red angry SAGE!
Other option sages like normal like this post, more polite sage.
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote/vote.php?p=253
Obviously poll is non-binding, but I think this is a good idea.

(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)

Nice one ( ´ω`)