Overboard@Heyuri

My dad once threw a toy railway piece that was made of wood. I talked to loud as kid in teh 90s while he was on his phone. He hit me right in my forehead and still have a scar from it. I bet I wasn't very quiet after that headshot lolz.

While I do not remember my first reaction of cellphone, but I do remember my brother got one with teh first cellphone camera. Damn that shit was so fucking bad, but... IT WAS A PHONE, WITH A FUCKING CAMERA!! So cool!

>Damn that shit was so fucking bad, but... IT WAS A PHONE, WITH A FUCKING CAMERA!! So cool!
I had the same reaction, also to color screens shortly before - specifically the Nokia 3510i

Look at the difference it made! https://up.heyuri.net/src/2911.jpg

The first one I can remember are the old Motorola Razrs or however they called them. I always thought they looked really sleek. I was sad when that kind of design started to fade away as I got older.

I'm not old at all, but I did see mobile phones when I was a kid, like nokias and samsungs. Computers were what captured my interest at the time, since phones wouldn't do half the things they did. Later I did get a phone, but it was a burner flip-phone. It had a shitty battery life, but it did the job. Mind you, this was between 2013 or 2014, when most kids already had a smartphone by now, so I was pretty envious of them.

I was pretty underwhelmed when I realized the whole "computer in your hand" stuff was an overestimation, and just how limited they really were. (;´Д`)

>>6398
3510i was my first phone ＼(＾o＾)／

I was a young child at the time, but I was interested in anything tech related that was evolving quickly - phones, computers. I thought they were really cool.

You wouldnt, why does it matter where someone got an image if it doesnt break rule 8? Thats taking it too far imo

(for example i see alot of cute images on reddit and 4chan for example which are very rule8 in nature)

bored cobson?

>>6186
Awesome - this seems as an interesting read! Will look at it later!

I'd be interested, maybe just because of curiosity at first, though I could see it going somewhere. But like >>6184 says, it would be impossible if I didn't host her myself so it's a moot point.
As far as it being lame or sad, I guess it depends what you want. I'll happily go my whole life single and die a KHV, but the idea sometimes sounds nice, and that's what an AI gf would provide. Non-sentience doesn't really bother me either.

Sadly, I read an article about virtual influencers on social media today which included screen caps of their posts and while AI girls exist, the ones that do really aren't distinguishable from typical thots. In fact, they are maybe even "better" at it than their meat counterparts.

girls

are

AI dummy

AI girlfriends might emulate love, but at the end of the day, you're still single. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>6382
That's why it'd be great

https://old.sage.moe/a/thread/14640253/#14640394
https://old.sage.moe/r9k1/thread/523744/#523909

It might have been sporadically used prior to 2018~, but the "meme" usage is probably R8?

"Confessions of a Camp Counselor."

>Be me, 19
>Camp counselor over the summer, somewhere in rural Oregon. Hosting this girl-scout group over the summer, most of which seemed more keen to be with the female counselors
>Can't really blame them, I was tall and muscular with dark hair and the only male counselor so I mostly kept safety watch.
>This one girl always seemed to hangout by herself, and got repeatedly bulled by this seemingly more popular ginger chick.
>Skin was pale, bordering on sickly with short black hair and dark eyes. The other counselors seemed to take it easy on the ginger, named Brittany who seemed to torment the pale girl, named Violet.

>One time, during an archery lesson a fight seemed to break, more so the ginger girl wailing on Violet, the first time I really had to step in.
>Needless to the say, most of these 13 year old girls held off the moment I showed up.
>The odd part was, that Violet hugged me, yet I had never spoken to her. She was so small compared to me which I suppose made me feel even worse for her.

>I decided to take to the nearby lake with me for a private talk.
>Typical "Are you okay?", "Is she bullying you?" type questions. She said yes to all but god knew if the others would have bothered to actually punish the ginger one.
>I could tell Violet was pretty worn out, that from-a-bad-home energy some kids have just by how they look.
>She confessed she was hit at home and that she was sent to summer camp by her mother who seemingly hated her.
>The fact she admitted all this to just after one conversation seemed to indicate how lonely she truly was.

>So, every now and then I would take to the lake for a little "heart to heart" chat like some mild therapy I suppose.
>I began to notice how much she attracted me, someone 6 years older then her.
>Her tiny, pale body, her cute meek personality ripped at me.
>I was tormented by how hot I found this girl who was so young. Kept up in my tent with thoughts of her body then burning guilt.


>A bit later, there was a pretty serious incident with Brittney and Violet in their communal tent, at about sunset, the other counselors agreed to let me take to the lake for another chat.
>The energy of the lake at sunset, alongside her cute body kept distracting me from our cookie-cutter check-up.
>I looked down at her.
>My mind kept repeating "Don't fucking do it," trying to ward off my temptation
>"Truth is, Anon, you're the only person I feel comfortable around" She confessed, getting closer
>"You will ruin your fucking life," my mind screeched
>Violet hugged me, placing her face next to mine, and I acted.
>I gently moved her face to meet mine and without hesitation shoved my tongue down her soft, adolescent mouth. She didn't seem to fight back at all, only falling limp as I got on top of her.
>"Have you done this before?" I asked as I rushed to take off my sweaty camp uniform.
>She told me she did, mainly with her stepfather. Taken slowly aback I only whispered "I'll be better."
>Down to only my boxers, I began to undress her as she laid still on the forest floor, letting me kiss her neck with each item removed.
>I took off her small bra to reveal her pale. flat chest. I was as hard as a rock as this point kissing her neck and chest between fiddling with her black panties, our clothes a strewn mess around us.
>When I got to see her smooth, bald pussy, any reservation in my mind was gone as I slipped my boxers down my thighs.
>My cock hung between her legs, 7 inches and waiting to break her in. Her small size in comparison to me only elevated against my muscular body that towered over her
>I slowly placed the head of my cock against her pussy, and pressed in. Her legs and arms wrapped around me, tightening with the sensation. I skipped any foreplay, pushing straight down to the hilt and barging into her womb.
>I wasted no time in missionary fucking her hard into the forest dirt, her soft moaning only beckoning me to push harder as my balls slapped against her plump ass
>I lifted my body up and used my arms to push her into my cock as if she was a ragdoll, her moans by this point bordering on screams as my large member slammed into her petite body
>Each thrust got harder and faster, my mind ignoring the fact that I, a camp counselor was currently railing a 13 year old camper, my mind growing cloudy closer to climax
>I quickly pulled my cock out of her ravaged pussy, cumming ropes onto her tiny body and falling limp next to her
>After a while of lying together staring up at the now starry sky, I lifted her gently.
>I walked to the lake, both of us still naked
>I washed my cum off her, kissing her gently on her tiny body as I went.
>When we were finished and dried I drove back to camp, her lying her head on my shoulder asleep
>I had decided that she was too good for this place, these people and I was too. We would run away together

Who says that!?

Not much activity...

Damn newgoners, CTFB!!!1 (come the fuck back) ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>6366
unironically it would be rather cool if it actually was a bunch of people from soyjak.party coming here, lot of activity+new blood. Kuzist blood shall run strong.

>>6380
soyjak scum should be put in the wood chipper

>>6367
>275 unique users visited this board in the last 10 minutes
EH??? Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)
How many bots do you guys have?! (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Even for bots, it's the place to be!

how can anyone bear to use reddit is beyond me

>>6156
I purposely don't go in the comments of any of the posts I click on because I know someone's stupidity will piss me off

Good:
/r/openbsd
/r/emacs
/r/Qubes
Bad:
The site by itself. I often try to immediately switch to teddit.net alt-interface.
/r/unixporn maybe counted as bad, but it is not actually bad as all bad subreddits mentioned before, or maybe not bad at all, but i loose all interest in this subject.

all subreddits are bad!!!
i miss phpbb/vbulletin forums like >>6134-san

>>6337
I hate how reddit killed the old forums and fuck 4chan too

All human societies have dominance hierarchies. Most social animals do, too. Plains Indians of North America, such as the Comanche, had a chief and elder figures and they were your quintessential hunter-gatherer style society right up until the 19th century.

You might make the argument that agriculture exacerbates or expands them, since agriculture allows for more people and more people means a wider spanning hierarchy and a further strain on people's natural empathy limit, but the theory that you need agriculture for a social hierarchy to exist simply doesn't stand up to scrutiny.

look up Sapolsky pacific culture among baboons - in a troupe of baboons where all the alpha males died from food poisoning after hogging all the poisoned food, the lower ranking males made sure than no new alphas could emerge and created a much less violent less hierarchical culture, and they made sure that immigrating baboons respected the new norms. https://www.zoology.ubc.ca/~bio336/Bio336/Readings/Sapolsky2004.pdf

I think this is a case where the material conditions (poisoned food), affected the hierarchical system.

My apologies. I think I blotted out the first half of your post when I read it the first time.
Yes, I would generally agree that material availability influences culture, to a point. I think it's wrong to say culture stems directly from material availability. I think culture is a bit like how you would think of a 'meta game' in a videogame. It's heavily influenced by the material world, such as raw damage numbers or map design in a videogame, but the meta game also influences itself/rival metas.
People get used to a certain area on the map being carefully watched -> People stop trying to push that area and push somewhere else -> people stop watching that area because it's a waste of time -> people notice no one is watching that area and occasionally make pushes there again and take the enemy by surprise, but probably not as often since it's still a known hazard space.

Explained more plainly, I think culture is a combination of a bunch of interoperating systems, and that ascribing too much to a single source of selection pressure is a mistake. It is heavily influenced by the economic and material realities of the world around it, but it is just as often influencing itself.

I disagree. Psychology and culture are prior to material conditions. Since humans interpret and experience everything by mentally analyzing whatever representations of external reality are formed in their mind, any external material reality is a collective hallucination. You can observe that many pre-modern cultures, before the rise of mass telecommunications, had completely different ways of interpreting reality. We count in base 10, but in the Nom language they count in base 27! You can see for yourself that internet dwellers that use one website can appear fundamentally twisted and incomprehensible to others. A /pol/tard seems irrational to a Twitter user and vice versa, both wouldn't be able to comprehend the kinds of things we see on Heyuri's /b/ on a daily basis. Why are these websites so different? Because the initial user base, the foundation of the culture, possess a certain collective consciousness which they pass down to new users, creating a collective unconscious that reproduces itself by drawing people into it's culture via language, daily expressions, the use of repeated meme formations.

It was 6 in the afternoon when we realized we were in the middle of joshua tree national park, almost at the arizona border. Needless to say, we got lost. I knew it, I alway knew, but I didn't tell anyone. I wanted to spend a little more time cruising the desert. We saw a lot of interesting stuff, so it was totally worth it in my book.
We did arrive there pretty late, but I wasn't the one driving the car so whatever.
Then I lost my glasses at santa monica beach and the trip was over for me.

>What really pissed me off though, was the fact that they had covered the main street with some LED roof monstrosity!
>But our plan was to take the "route 66" all the way
I've never been to America, nevermind Vegas, but even I know that the famous street there has had a fancy roof since teh 90s, and that the old Route 66 from the song hasn't existed for many decades (;^Д^)

My impressions of los angeles were that, the whole fucking town smelt of piss, even beverly hills. There were quite a lot of freaks on the sidewalk but I was expecting worse. A few meme flags here and there, specially at amoeba records, the store was absolutely packed with gay stuff.
There were absolutely no bathrooms anywhere. If you were lucky, you could order a glass of water on a restaurant and then they'd give you the password code for opening the bathroom. What a fucking lack of humanity. Then I realized the reason for that stench covering the entire city.

>>6371
>but even I know that the famous street there has had a fancy roof since teh 90s
look it up and you'll se what I mean

forgot to mention it was 40 to 45 degrees celsius in vegas
I was pouring sweat like a half-crazed drug addict, my blood is too thick for nevada.

works for me

let me test with sweden, maybe only usa and poland are blocked

huh, i guess they only blocked some of them

29K more posts ヽ(´∇`)ノ

3 months?

Super cute picture

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/08/16(Wed)03:28:01 ID:MODERATOR No.64786

>can admin-sama or mod-sama ban the IP that made these threads?
No because he has a different IP in every post and is probably using Tor

>but maybe he just really lets loose on SW?
I think that's the case - if you ever tried asking him to stop, he would reply to you essentially saying some variation of "fuck you I do what I want", showing he was totally aware of what he was doing and also able to determine which posts were from other users and directed at him

I suspect it's also the same guy who was posting from a mental institution last year (before he seemingly escaped) and posted these images - he was similarly flood-happy and made many barely-coherent, vaguely-religious posts (even spamming pictures of his face at one point, calling himself "satan" )

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Pretty sure he came from 4/f/
https://archive.4plebs.org/f/search/text/mental%20institution/

>>64779
what zeitgeist does to a man...

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