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日本語@Heyuri
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こ、これ・・・「ハードモード日本語」のか・・・・glare
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日本語のようにが日本語らしくないようにもある・・・
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日本語じゃなくてアイヌ語じゃねえか


日本語@Heyuri
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名古屋はどんな場所かな
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ6hBxWq7hw
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味噌カツdrool
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あだしまの聖地となった。
なお、電光掲示板は実在しない模様。


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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We need a thread hiding feature
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Actually kokonotsuba already has sum code for filtering, but it won't be enabled on Heyuri.
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always wanted a thread hiding feature as well but i dont think itll happen.
i dont see why not, somedays i dont feel like having to constantly divert my attention away from spambot's cp.
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>>63798
thankfully it doesn't exist anymore because jannies are removing it now
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I think we (the janitor squad) are doing a good job of combating spam-kun, so you don't have to worry about him anymore cool
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>>63809
Our super powers grants Heyuri's prosperity and greatness! ヽ(´∇`)ノ


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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We need to stop trying to be like old 4chan. The truth is that heyuri became nothing more than a nostalgia poisoned role-playing website, in which an userbase of disenchanted internet users, most of whom are not above 18 years old, pretend to be in the "old net" while masturbating each other. You think I'm wrong? Go to the /b/ catalog and tell me what you see. Image dumps and more image dumps and the same old, recycled jokes and topics over and over again. And the few inside jokes we actually have are either forced spam or copies of other 4chan memes. What happened to maek OC? I like to think heyuri wasn't always like this, but looking at the wiki entries, how much of it is just copied over from 4chan?

Heyuri is like the european colonies of south america that, with no culture of their own, pretended to be like europe for the longest time until the creation of a national identity.
We need to do just that, to create a national identity for Heyuria, a nationalistic revival movement. The first step is to erase the role-playing mentality and to stop advertising heyuri as a y2k nostalgia website.
Then we need to:
- Like Kaguya said in a previous thread, update the wiki with happenings that were actually relevant.
- Determine if Heyuria is a republic or a monarchy. An empire?
- Ban AI.
- Ban porn dumps.
- Determine what's the definitive heyuri-tan design.
- Replace all yotsuba emojis with heyuri-tan.
- Heyuri flag.
- Heyuri anthem.
- Hang Heyuri flyers and stickers on every major city of the United States world.
- Attack enemy imageboards to assert dominance over the internet.
- Replace word suffixes meaning people with "yuri". So everybody and everyone becomes everyuri, newfag becomes newyuri, etc. Sort of like Ponyspeak (in that case it would be called Heyurispeak). Also replace anon with yuri.
- Make more heyuri videos on vidlii.
- Make /brazil/
- Determine a visual representation of heyurizens. Sort of like 4chan has the suited anon, and 2chan has mona.

NOW THIS IS MY CONCLUSION: Yeah I have nothing more to say. Except that it's okay to post old memes from time to time and that I don't wish to have the Rule 8 removed, obviously.
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kids could learn a lot from the heyuri way
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lets have this to be the anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP-bI6GNiU0
but have it more orchestra like
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anthem should be a parody of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEzFW_pH1g
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>>63748
I can agree to an extent, but I think word-of-mouth might be more helpful to Heyuri's growth than blindly advertising in real life (´¬`)
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>>63391
ohaiyo i hold up my spork
I have no idea about this website as I came upon you all while reverse image searching some old images
I like the rules here, many may disagree but i find porn to hurt creativity rather than foster it
that is all shii


Lounge@Heyuri
Pleasure is a common meet with that transcends all boundaries, including gender and reproductive orientation. Gay men are no freak to this, as they too own the capacity to form chasmal and weighty romantic connections with others.
https://gay0day.com/search/cute-nude-twinks/
However, regardless of the press on that has been мейд in current years as a help to greater acceptance of LGBTQ+ individuals, gay men silent face single challenges when it comes to sweetheart and relationships. Discrimination, stigma, and societal pressures can all make it more difficult seeking gay men to consider confident in their facility to leaning and be loved.

Everybody of the most important aspects of any loving relationship is communication and trust. Seeking gay men, being able to announce outspokenly and disinterestedly with their partners is decisive, particularly in the grasp the nettle of societal pressures that may try to undermine their relationship. Unsuspicious in their accomplice's fondness and commitment can forbear gay men to found undiluted, eternal relationships that are based on joint veneration and support.
https://gay0day.com/videos/30657/huge-cum-loads-blasting-everywhere/
Another significant lender in gay men's relationships is the trouble looking for heated connection and intimacy. While shafting can certainly be a interest of a loving relationship, it is not the at most or composed the most eminent aspect. Emotional intimacy, such as cuddling, sharing stories and experiences, and only being there for each other, can be good as leading in building a redoubtable, fulfilling relationship.

Despite the challenges that gay men may gall when it comes to honey and relationships, it is unscarred that they are just as effective of forming deep, loving connections as anyone else. By working to bested the barriers that wood in their behaviour pattern and celebrating the diversity of suitor in all its forms, we can spawn a over the moon marvellous where all individuals, regardless of sexual orientation, can win the fervour and ecstasy they deserve.
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>мейд
Why is "made" transliterated to cyrillic alphabet for no fucking reason and not a single other word? Or why was it transliterated in the first place? What was the purpose!?
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A lot of teh words have been ran through sum kind of thesaurus script to evade spam filters, probably multiple times, as well as being machine translated (・∀・)

Machine translation sumtimes b0rks and leaves certain words or sentences untranslated - I've had this happen a lot while inputting text that contains HTML tags, which spam often includes
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>>4708
Thanks for the reply, this is really interesting onigiri
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>>4694
>HUGE CUM LOADS BLASTING EVERYWHERE: An Serious Essay On Serious Issues
Can't wait for the video essay to cum out (^Д^)
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I'm sure it'll be semened in the history of serious issues !!


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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out of curiosity, how often are there samefags on heyuri?
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>>63788
what exacctly do modtools let you do?
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>>63790
gives mods access to user's bank accounts
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>>63790
grants mods access to the Heyuri Secret Porn Hard Drive hidden beneath the depths of Heyuri HQ's basement. no dares enter the basement without the proper clearance.
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>what exacctly do modtools let you do?
For kokonotsuba, I can: delete posts, delete files of posts, warn/ban an IP for x days either just for a single board or globally for all imageboards (this can also be used to append a post with custom text/HTML, which can be done without actually banning the IP), set threads to autosage/locked/sticky, and regenerate the board index

On the "Manage Posts" screen, I can see all the posts made to a board listed in reverse chronological order, plus the IPs of the users that posted them

On the "Manage Bans" screen, I can see the full ban history of the board and the global bans: this includes the banned IPs themselves, the date they were banned (written in YYYY/DD/MM format... WTF o_0), the ban expiration date, and the message given to the banned user (which is usually just stating which rule was broken)

The other board types are generally limited to just viewing IPs and deleting posts/files - the whole "temporary ban" and "moderation team" concepts are totally foreign to Japan, which is where Heyuri's non-kokonotsuba and non-wiki software originates from
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I haven't seen any recently (last few months at least) either, though I don't check ur IPs so often so can't tell for sure. There at least weren't any ill-intended ones trying to push a certain idea.

>The other board types are generally limited to just viewing IPs and deleting posts/files
As you said "moderation team" is inexistent in Japanese sites (maybe save for biggest sites?) so only one "manager" is supposed to have moderator access to everything. I just gave Heyuri's staff web login, but in the config files of both boards there are some features to allow admins to ban IPs and filter strings - which I only use to filter the worst spam bots, but Japanese sites' admins probably use it to filter out rule breaking users too.

There is no temporary ban options, it seems but admins may leave their mails for appeals instead. Try to visit open2ch for example
>もしかしたら間違えてアクセスブロックされている場合もあります。 (sometimes there are situations where you are access blocked by mistake)
>そのときは、メールでブロック解除の依頼をしてください。 (in that case, please mail to request for removal of your block)
>もうアタックとかしないから、もう一回使いたい!って方もお気軽にメールしてください。 (Feel comfortable to send mails like "I won't attack anymore, so please let me use again" too)
I've seen a warning like this elsewhere too, though not very sure if a common practice...


Lounge@Heyuri
Imageboards have had a negative reputation with outsiders for awhile. Some people will discredit them by throwing out various buzzwords while others might simply see them as congregations of weird outcasts. What I'm wondering is when did this idea first become popular? I imagine it'd have to have started with the internet becoming more popular for casual users, that or changing sensibilities about what's acceptable. As a side question does their current reputation have merit? That is, whether or not the public image of *chan style boards is well deserved.
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>>4535
In a strange way, I kinda like that about 4chan. Probably one of the few places you can talk to a normalfag without it being a total train wreck. The downside is the place is infested with "alt right" culture warriors and edgy 12 year olds.
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>I did a survey of some teens, asking them why they don't use imageboards.
How did you conduct this survey; like in real life, online, etc?
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>>4528
>it has to look like a Twitter/TikTok type platform and words like nigger and faggot will have to be filtered to accommodate the cursed normies.
That's a problem too. If so many people are using imageboards as an escape from their daily life then placing a ban on divisive language will make them mad. Plus the change would be to accommodate an group of people that have no reason to be interested in imageboards, and probably wouldn't be interested in a "normie friendly" board wherever it's advertised. All we can do is appeal to the niche still browsing sites like Heyuri rather than rebranding IBs for outside groups.
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Real question is when did the stigma against the internet go away? There was always stigma against socializing on the wired, but slowly sites like YouTube, Facebook, MySpace and Twitter slowly gained mainstream acceptance as they became more and more corporate. Imageboards didn't go through the same neighborhood redevelopment and when alt right stormfags were genocided off Reddit, Twitter etc. the rapefugees flooded 4chan, 8chan etc. where /pol/ and /pnd/ gave them a base of operations to stink up the entire internet. So that's when hate against imageboards really skyrocketed.

It's funny, years ago guys like Julian Assange were darlings of the liberal media, even Moot and 4chan were profiled in the Guardian as ''cyber revolutionaries'' lol. Now the media hates hacker culture, internet culture, imageboards, even normie services like telegram and (pre-Facebook) whatsapp were dragged through the mud. encryption = terrorism. piracy = child porn. I remember seeing one scare story in the Washington Post (owned by Jeff Bozos) about the dangers of Reddit which it described as an "anonymous messaging forum" lol.
tl;dr corpos took over the net and are now stomping out the competition by running scare stories, normalfag right wingers lap up these stories and flock to sites
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>Real question is when did the stigma against the internet go away?
Around the time of mass Facebook and smartphone adoption - although depending on an individual's age and level of tech-savviness, the stigma simultaneously never went away and also never existed in the first place


日本語@Heyuri
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このボルドは日本の人がいません、 へゆりの人だけ。 sad
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>>578
>このボルドは日本の人がいません
×ボルド
○ボード
>>580
>一つや二つがいるはず
人間は一人(ひとり)二人(ふたり)と数える
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_counter_word
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>>581
>○ボード
「板」の方がいいと思う
>人間は一人(ひとり)二人(ふたり)と数える
そうでしたね、助数詞はちょっと苦手なんだsweat2
あまり考えず書き込むが文法的にもミスは多いだろうね
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私は外国の人が多い方が楽しいですwink
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>>584
I think I accidentally posted a typical Japanese sentence.
It has three subjects 私は,外国の人が, 多い方が, but only one adjective.
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よくできました!happy


Site Discussion@Heyuri
Should we do something special for Victory Day tomorrow?
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You can make a thread about it


Lounge@Heyuri
Mine was godawful (;´Д`)

First this night I had this stomachache which also makes me silently burp all the bacon I had yesterday.
Burps that just leave a terrible taste in my mouth. I think there's something wrong with my gastric acids or something (´~`). It's also kinda worrying that I'm still burping almost 24 hours later.

Then, I wake up (after only 2 hours of sleep) to the rainiest day of the whole year.
Normally I like the rain, but I forgot my umbrella and got all wet (´ー`)

I went to school anyway because I had to take this oral test, which I DID study for, only to get a failing grade. (゚血゚#)

Later I got home and thought "Ah well, tomorrow's another day. I'll just comfort myself with videogames and then I'll practice guitar". However, I also thought I could use a little nap. So I lied down on my bed, and then woke up just for dinner. Essentially, I wasted my whole day sleeping, and I'm also still sleepy.

I just had dinner now, and I think I'll go back to sleeping. What a wasted day (´~`). I should have stayed at home. I could stay at home tomorrow, but the teacher might or might not test me again, and I really need a passing grade. I had failing grades the whole year in his subject (´人`)
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in the end the ice cream made it all worth it ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Aaah, i'm still in the morning...
But yesterday i played a bunch of pokemon and talked with folks
feels good ヽ(´∇`)ノ

don't forget to drink water-based substances, heyuri ( ´ω`)
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My days are cool except the fucking work. Man I hate that place so much.
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It is my birthday today ヽ(´∇`)ノ

The people I hang out with all the time forgot about it, but the people that I see once a year are calling me at random times to wish me a happy birthday. I can't do anything that requires concentration or investment because I'll get interrupted right away by people I never see ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Of course I didn't know that because I don't have birthdays often, so I launch multiple games of a certain toxic moba. Every single game I got interrupted by a phone call, I can't tell them to call later. All my concentration died, and I immediately got flamed by my teammates, including my closest friend that forgot about my birthday. (´~`)

Now I'm mad for the rest of the day (=゚ω゚)ノ
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>>4923
Happy birthday anon! Stay mad ヽ(`Д´)ノ
and treat yourself nice if you can (*^ー゚)b


Lounge@Heyuri
This thread is only for REAL CRIMINALS
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I have illegal sequences of 1s and 0s on my computer nida
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I have acquired unauthorised copies of the nintendos foruda
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Yarr yarr, me fellow pirates!
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I'm reporting this thread to the nintendo headquarters, you guys are FUCKED


Lounge@Heyuri
What a good thread...
I just got excited when I saw the thread title.
This thread will defiantly grow.
       
   / ̄\
  | ´ω` |  
   \_/
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>>4865
Don't just lurk, get acquainted with the culture and then start posting too!
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>>4865
You found a place superior to what you've been looking for!
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>>4866
What an internet...
The moment I responded, I got a word of abuse back.
This forum is definitely Heyuri


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Who are you defying?
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>Who are you defying?
The dictionary


Lounge@Heyuri
What a __________...
I just got ______ when I saw the ________.
This ______ will defiantly grow.
       
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andrew jackson andrew jackson andrew jackson andrew jackson
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1.OOOOOGGGGHHHHH
2. HARD
3.EEEEEEEEEEE
4.AEEEGGHHHH
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What a heyurizen...
I just got hard when I saw the charm.
This PENIS will defiantly grow.
       
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>>4893
I had terrible constipation when I first wrote this. Now that I'm in my right mind maybe I can come up with something.
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>>4896
No, I can't...


日本語@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ゴールデンウィークが終わってしまいます
私の心は絶望で満ち溢れていますbiggrin
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ここでゴールデンウィークがありませんでしたけど、
気持ちはよくわかってしまいますbiggrin
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w
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ニートの時は毎週がゴールデンウィークですnyaoo-closedeyes


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Any thoughts on adding /a/?
If you will, it should be titled "Anime" and not "Anime & Manga", because 4ch's /a/ was titled "Anime" until late 2006.
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>>63671
Considering we're buddies with wapchan again, maybe we should just use their anime boards? They have a dedicated 2000s anime board that fits in with heyuri's theme. shii
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>They have a dedicated 2000s anime board that fits in with heyuri's theme
It was us who suggested it to them after all...
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>>63689
>>63691
Finding Japanese learners is harder than u would expect.. The biggest online community I could find is on Reddit, but I think I got shadowbanned there - the post I made got filtered immediately, despite asking permission from their mods beforehand sweat2
Finding Japanese people is considerably easier, there are some sites dedicated for Japanese people to read what foreigners (all-nationz, kaikaich etc)
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>>63692
DQOP (don't quote opening post)
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>>63732
Don't force a meme about not quoting the OP while you yourself are also making posts that quote the OP on /b/ angry


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