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If your dog suddenly grew as big as a horse, would you keep it? へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/10(Sat)16:30:32 No.10223 [Reply]

Imagine you wanted to stop him eating out of the trash and he just struggles out of your grip and gives you a brutal kick...Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

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>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/12(Mon)01:42:03 No.10253 I dont have a dog but if I had a dog and it became a horse I would keep the horse. horse is a strong animal. I will ride it everywhere. if I need to survive I will kill it and drink the blood and eat the meat. this is the way.

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/12(Mon)06:05:53 No.10259 I would get on his back and ride him places! Anyway, could you imagine the publicity? Teach him to do some cool tricks and you can make enough money to take care of any problems!

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/12(Mon)16:04:04 No.10261 lol at how many people misunderstood the OP's question

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/12(Mon)16:20:49 No.10262 >>10261 explain!

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/13(Tue)03:31:45 No.10276 >>10253 and >>10225 thought their dog would become a horse, not horse-sized

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Fetishism and Body Positivity へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/07(Wed)16:57:17 No.10176 [Reply]

I'm skinny and have a pretty thin body. I also have long hair and this has caused people to confuse me for a woman a few times. In other words, you could say that I have a pretty androgynous appearance, so much so that when I look at myself in the mirror, I see a faggot. I see my body and think that I look gay. I'd like having broader shoulders and a slightly bulkier body. I'm tall and my face is sort of attractive, I really just need to get fit in order to look really good. Yesterday I talked to a friend and he agreed that he would coach me and tell me what kind of physical exercises I should do in order to look good.

So far so good right? It's pretty simple after all: I don't like how I look --> Workout regularly --> Achieve good looks. Well, here rises the issue and the reason I'm making this post.

Today I thought about it some more and realized that I actually don't mind looking like a fag that much. The reason why is because of my fetishes I'm pretty sure. I'm into BDSM, and when I watch porn it's almost always femdom-related. I'm really submissive in bed and most, if not all of my fantasies involve being dominated and/or humiliated in a way or another. I also don't have much strength. I'm a real wimp and that just makes me enjoy the role of the submissive even more. I really strive to be dominated as hard as possible, even physically. And my physique makes it pretty easy for others to dominate me. I won't compile a full list of my kinks, but I'll specify that I am into pet-play and feminization. Thanks to my slightly feminine body, I think I'd look really cute wearing a collar, cat ears and a maid dress.
The point I am trying to make is that in my sexual fantasies, I am okay with my body and even like it.

I also want to mention that there are a few fantasies where I see myself as a female rather than a male. I sometimes look at photos of male musicians and think that they look cute. And even outside of sexual fantasies, I feel like being a female would still make things so much easier for me, so I sometimes wish I were a woman. Maybe this is the reason I like looking androgynous?

But then I go outside, I see my peers, and I see how much more fit they are than me, how much better they look and how much better they are than me in any sort of physical activities. I look at them, and I feel like I kinda want to improve my body too. When I think about myself in most social contexts, I'd really prefer a bulkier body, I feel like I am far too thin right now. And it's weird, really weird. Outdoors I want to look like Dave Mustaine did in the early 90s, but then I think about it and indoors I am okay with the faggy body I currently have. I really can't decide which one I would prefer.

I wrote this post as some sort of rant or way to vent my feelings, but also to ask for help and know if there's anyone else who has found themselves in a similar situation, and what they did about it.

Maybe I shouldn't base my outer appearance on fetishes, but then again I like looking effeminate. But I also feel like I'd make a mistake by not getting in shape. Maybe there's some compromise between effeminacy and having good looks that I can get. Is it possible to look cute even if you're physically fit? Maybe I am just greedy, I want to look both girlish and also slightly manly. What do I do?

I feel like there's so much more I want to write, but this post is already unorganized and hard to read as it is, and I can't seem to write down any other word, so I'll leave it at this. Thanks for any support.

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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/10(Sat)16:17:07 No.10222

>you can be fit without looking like a mountain of muscles
>you don't have to be a huge beefcake to be fit or even muscular
I know that, and I have in fact decided to start training. My friend is coaching me and is making me do only calisthenics. No weights, no equipment except for a bar for pull ups

>Hard to say anon. It could be because your self-image in your sexual fantasies feels unmanly by popular male standards so your brain subconsciously thinks it would be better as a woman?
Yeah, maybe it's that. But I can't really help it if I sometimes feel girly.

>we
I envy you!

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/11(Sun)09:05:23 No.10235 My tip is that you go back to robot-nine-double-oh-nine with these dumb problems ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/12(Mon)18:44:11 No.10266 >>10235 but thats not my board ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/12(Mon)19:31:00 No.10268 wtf is the point of this post?

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) SAGE! 2024/02/12(Mon)21:02:28 No.10270 >wtf is the point of this post? <I wrote this post as some sort of rant or way to vent my feelings, but also to ask for help and know if there's anyone else who has found themselves in a similar situation, and what they did about it.

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Anonymous 2024/02/10(Sat)23:14:02 ID:Yam.Amnk No.66174 [Reply]

are vtuber memes banned?

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 2024/02/11(Sun)01:52:55 ID:dq2xm.mY No.66175 Virtual youtubers and things related to them aren't inherently B&, but if something is an annoying Rule 8-esque Western/4chan-derived meme that happens to feature a VTuber, then maybe

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/12(Mon)02:17:39 ID:7IEnHYYg No.66182 what about a vkuber?

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can a mod delete this banner? Anonymous 2024/02/11(Sun)19:08:07 ID:9hEm8/.I No.66176 [Reply]

i made this banner, a whole year ago. i thought it was funny at the time but then realized it fucking sucks including design wise, and i dont know what the password is to delete it

so i think it would be a good act to get rid of it to make everyone's lives better

>>	Anonymous SAGE! 2024/02/11(Sun)20:03:24 ID:Heaven No.66177 File: banner115.png (5 KB, 300x100) THIS ONE TOO!! (modsama-bnr) i cant believe i was able to make such cancer just a year ago...

>>	cosmo!dLGM1Owt4. 2024/02/11(Sun)20:45:04 ID:BACSfUBQ No.66178 >>66177 BUT THAT'S MY FAVORITE BANNER! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/11(Sun)20:56:20 ID:IXFhDYdk No.66179 I think teh banners are fine. no need to get rid of them

>>	Anonymous ## Mod 2024/02/11(Sun)20:56:39 ID:MODERATOR No.66180 Noep

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/11(Sun)22:28:18 ID:9hEm8/.I No.66181 >>66178 how is it possible for you to actually like that >>66180

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Anonymous 2024/02/10(Sat)04:10:41 ID:FImSvAGY No.66173 [Reply]

R8
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=93084#p93116

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Anonymous 2024/02/08(Thu)19:36:06 ID:Ov8LcBgs No.66166 [Reply]

Why is Kaguya on the soyjak party modlist?

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/08(Thu)19:49:18 ID:kwMTTLRo No.66168 >>66166 Could you post the link, I'm trying to find it to know if this is true but I can't find it

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/08(Thu)19:51:38 ID:Ov8LcBgs No.66169 >>66168 The link to what? I found it ITT: https://soygem.party/soy/res/45164.html

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/08(Thu)19:54:24 ID:ADMIN No.66170 I had admin access on everything related to Kolyma

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/08(Thu)19:56:19 ID:Ov8LcBgs No.66171 >>66170 was it revoked after kuz dropped most his sites?

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Anonymous 2024/02/08(Thu)20:08:20 ID:ADMIN No.66172

If you mean on the s*jak site, my involvement was just a matter of doing minor technical stuff and sometimes removing illegal/resource-heavy(as in causing strain on the server) spam when users alerted me
I just checked if my login works for the first time since kuz left and seems it doesn't work anymore, which is quite expected

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としあき 2024/02/08(Thu)10:53:58 No.1256 [Reply]

やぁ！
このサイトの初見さんだよ！
ふたばよりも広告が少なくて見やすいですね！

>>	としあき 2024/02/08(Thu)10:55:33 No.1257 なんなら広告なくね？

>>	としあき 2024/02/08(Thu)12:54:44 No.1259 よーこそ！時にはふたばの広告で面白いものもみられると思う

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New mutual linking kaguya!V4Zyo2onG6 ## Admin 2024/02/08(Thu)12:03:57 ID:yN0RQ1q6 No.66164 [Reply]

Heyuri now mutually links with Ayashii World@Shinkai 10000, A Japanese Ayashii World instance with an emphasis on being underground
So feel free to (use some translator if necessary) chat with them ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Link: https://bbs1.sekkaku.net/bbs/qovu13r58x/

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/08(Thu)12:47:59 ID:ZoxZPgxA No.66165 eh? but the more I talk there, the less underground it will get!

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Anonymous 2024/02/03(Sat)18:30:11 ID:k.nMJczo No.66143 [Reply]

one word story is b0rked

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>>	Anonymous 2024/02/04(Sun)05:15:46 ID:k.nMJczo No.66150 >>66149 >at some point DO IT NOW MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/04(Sun)17:53:12 ID:CHVpyxUQ No.66151 BEHOLD: https://cgi.heyuri.net/misc/one-word-story.html

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/04(Sun)19:43:58 ID:mUa2bE9c No.66152 >>66151 XD THANKS (i am not gonna read it now)

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/04(Sun)22:18:39 ID:2PQj/5hc No.66153 >>66151 Thanks

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/07(Wed)04:38:54 ID:2wHuzqek No.66161 >>66151 It's... Beautiful... I'm so happy i partook in this mastershit ヽ(T∇T)ノ

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Lowbrow Culture... へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/29(Mon)14:41:22 No.10024 [Reply]

For much of human history, storytelling was the
exclusive privilege of designated elders, bookish scholars,
and ambitious artists. To create motion pictures, aspiring
filmmakers had to pay their dues at schools and in the
industry before getting their hands on a camera. The
internet opened storytelling to everyone, a development
long beheld as a great democratic revolution. But this also
has robbed nerds of their longtime monopoly on content
creation and gatekeeping.

When everyone is making
content, teens have extended the high school hierarchy into
their viewing habits: Why watch the weirdos when the cool
girls are showing off their shopping hauls and class clowns
are embarrassing their bros in epic pranks?

Thus the very
appeal of TikTok is its “mediocrity,” writes Vox’s Rebecca Jennings: “No one follows you because they expect you to
be talented. They follow you because they like you.”
Previous generations of lowbrow Americans may have
enjoyed passive consumption of Candid Camera and
America’s Funniest Home Videos, but Gen Z’s analogous
content is defining their generation the way the Beatles
defined the baby boomers and MTV defined Gen X.

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>>	Mary Christine Jackson 2024/01/31(Wed)17:15:06 No.10056 I'd let my kids off TikTok. I'm a high school teacher and I have kids not listening to me and looking at stupid TikTok videos of girls dancing to sex songs!!! This is unacceptable!!!!!

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/31(Wed)17:17:00 No.10057 >>10056 MJ, I thought you would like that kind of thing...

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/31(Wed)22:11:05 No.10059 >>10056 is this a bot? if it is we need a new captcha ASAP

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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/05(Mon)09:16:31 No.10128

I don't think this is necessarily because of the democratization, I think that was generally good. There has never been a better era for music than now if you think about it.
But people have been sold a bogus idea that we are all creative people and should be creative and art is something all humans want to be a part of.
The truth is very few people have the creativity to create art, some portion have the capacity to appreciate it, and the majority do not. But people are uncomfortable with the way this resembles the class system, so deny it.
Instead everyone is believed to be able to create, and they do, and they shit out the most awful work imaginable. Think of the desecration of DeviantArt of the culture of the visual arts and how much it destroyed the bar for excellence. Look at the phenomena of the 'duo' in live music; as venues shy away from actually paying a full band money to play, they plop a strumming guy and a singing girl in their place. How many of you have seen this exact configuration over and over, doing the same acoustic covers that no soul is truly moved by?
I would say the root of this issue, is that we have so little in our lives today that media has become the core of many peoples lives. They only want to talk about that with other people. So many people want to participate in it and expect to magically get money from it.

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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/06(Tue)22:46:33 No.10166

>>10024
>For much of human history, storytelling was the exclusive privilege of designated elders, bookish scholars, and ambitious artists.
Even in "illiterate" eras, ordinary people made their own songs and stories which they passed down orally and modified with time. In nomadic societies, pretty much everyone is a storyteller around the fire. Some people are just better at it than others. Writing is what created the hierarchy. Now it didn't matter how good your story is, if you couldn't take it to a publisher it was lost to time. Similarly, you could be the next Tolstoy, but if you don'thave the connections your just another rambling schizo on the internet. The internet didn't democratize culture. Massification and atomization through technology have made it less democratic.

Today there is just too much content. Its overwhelming. So people rely on gatekeepers (used to be critics but now its media and big tech) to filter the content for them so they don't have to sift through the overwhelming mass of data themselves. This is why people like the same repetitive shit and peoples brains are too fried by sensory overload to create their own unique content. Anything that deviates from the template is bad and we're all being drip fed content by Google's algorithms like lobotomites. Sensory overload defines this generation.

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Sleep feels so much better when I am sad or depressed へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/26(Fri)20:34:49 No.9995 [Reply]

What's up with that? Anyone else feels like this?

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/26(Fri)22:57:51 No.9997 I guess it's refreshing. You end the sad day and wake up to a new one.

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/27(Sat)00:07:26 No.9999 >>9997 I mean I am still sad but the sleep feels really good and fun!

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/28(Sun)19:04:54 No.10018 Sleep is temporary halt of existence and when you're depressed you want to stop existing.

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/29(Mon)07:39:48 No.10020 When you're sick, too...

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/06(Tue)20:03:03 No.10159 I used to get off my 8 hour day job, go home, sleep, wake up the next morning, rinse and repeat...

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としあき 2024/01/22(Mon)23:07:09 No.1234 [Reply]

ＳＥＸより美味しい食べ物の方は大事だなｗ

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>>	としあき 2024/01/29(Mon)06:41:07 No.1245 File: 20240000.gif (3773 KB, 1244x700) O_o

>>	としあき 2024/02/03(Sat)22:16:32 No.1249 マスターベーションをする　１のどの渇きをいやす　　　　２

>>	としあき 2024/02/03(Sat)23:50:18 No.1250 えーそれはつまりのどの渇きをいやすための材料を得るためにまずオナニーは必要ってわけですかぁ？

>>	としあき 2024/02/06(Tue)15:32:44 No.1254 んなわけあるか

>>	としあき 2024/02/06(Tue)19:06:34 No.1255 File: gkkn.jpg (213 KB, 632x543) ありえる

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Anonymous 2024/02/05(Mon)21:29:50 ID:d5.b14TQ No.66154 [Reply]

Unfunny and annoying tiktok/i"funny" meme

https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=92642#p92646

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-am-living-in-your-walls

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/06(Tue)01:29:50 ID:.DaCWJXE No.66155 I am in your walls

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/06(Tue)01:29:51 ID:.DaCWJXE No.66156 I am in your walls

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/06(Tue)08:36:29 ID:/iWBYzDk No.66157 I am in your balls

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/06(Tue)16:41:03 ID:58/LRFo2 No.66159 I am your balls

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Spam-kun theory cosmo!dLGM1Owt4. 2024/02/02(Fri)22:31:42 ID:wWB1JEY2 No.66140 [Reply]

I believe it's a group of scammers, but the reason they use CP spam is that people nowadays are smart enough to report being scammed - but nobody's dumb enough to do that when they were trying to buy CP ( ´ω`)

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/02(Fri)23:20:48 ID:suN67GjQ No.66141 I belibe that spam-kun is a fellow hayurisen who wants to share his wonderful cheese pizza collectierz, he deserves more respect!

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Anonymous 2024/02/03(Sat)02:15:44 ID:Sa3VcteE No.66142

>I belibe that spam-kun is a fellow hayurisen who wants to share his wonderful cheese pizza collectierz
Well then his collection sux cuz he always reposts the same picz over and over, and his fail linkz never delivar the goods - that's why he's B&!

>>	Anonymous 2024/02/06(Tue)13:54:11 ID:Rcj/VeWY No.66158 you may find this discussion interesting https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/374.html

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Addiction Questions... へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/26(Fri)01:05:57 No.9969 [Reply]

Would you rather be addicted to crack or heroin? Are the withdrawals worse for crack or heroin? I hear a lot about heroin withdrawal being a living hell, but not much about crack.Is alcohol a hard drug? Can you pass drug withdrawals off as a period of illness?

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/26(Fri)01:37:08 No.9972 Crack

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/26(Fri)13:13:52 No.9981 Crack because then i wouldn't be a coward

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/26(Fri)14:36:56 No.9984 Porn ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/01/29(Mon)13:10:33 No.10021 Why not both?

>>	へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/02/05(Mon)20:53:43 No.10137 heroin withdrawal can KILL you anon! funny pet squirrel rocks are the shittiest drug out there, so crack