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When the fuck did this happen? (´ー`)
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(I'm talking about the oekaki directory in frames being /or/ and not /o/, btw) |
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I don't see it |
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i've seen it sometimes and then other times it just disappears back to normal. odd |
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Probably just a typo that got cached |
It messes with my head that Heyuri doesn't have a [Return] button at the bottom of threads. I'm always looking for it!
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how do I make everyone anonymous? |
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In this thread we will put forward our ideas for the absolute most perfect anime, according to our personal tastes. Your platonic ideal of a japanese animated show. If pure anime doesn't exactly fit this ideal you can be allowed some leeway to explain how it would werk. Be as self-indulgent and as detailed as you want. Wax lyrical as you please. This thread is for runaway fantasies. The only limit hear is your imagination. I'm hoping for somewhat serious replies here, although you can go for LOLz if you want.ヽ(´∇`)ノ
So what would the perfect anime contain, for you? You get to decide what goes in, what the characters are like, production methods, style/era (like if you want it to look just like an 80s or 90s anime that will happen),etc.You could even resurrect dead voice actors, directors, animators or whatever for it.
What would be the themes? What would be its aesthetic? What would be the running gags? What sort of imagery would it have? What would be its philosophy? Would it be some regular harem shit or sum 3deep5u crap? Would it totally stretch the boundaries of anime or fit right in? Would it be a movie, an OVA, or a TV show? How many episodes would it be?
Mine is like this. It would take place in a generally faux-classical European setting, basically a cludged-together postmodern world featuring everything from medieval romanticism to 20th century art deco (kind of like Utena, which was boring, but probably the most aesthetically beautiful anime I ever saw.)There would be a lot of imagery of libraries @ sunset) All the main characters would be beautifully melancholic and sexy brown girls,15-17 years old, and the story would be sort of a 'sekai kei' thing, which basically means that all the main characters will slowly go insane from the events of the plot, and eventually be forced to balance the fate of the world against their own happiness (like in Evangelion).
The plot itself would be a cross between a mecha story and a magical girl story.It would feature themes of transhumanism and transcendentalism (the girls get sucked up by the borg, brain uploaded or whatever), they would fight vague and distant aliens, and also deal with humanity's own evil as the world collapses around them, (I have this idea too that the planet earth itself is slowly collapsing, essentially the sun is continuously heating up and it gets hotter and hotter everyday, great excuse for the girls to wear less and less as the series progresses. Probably the last few episodes will feature them totally naked and constantly glistening with sweat( ´ω`)).It would get so hot towards the end that whatever time they weren't fighting in mechs they would spend lounging around all sexy and stuff.
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ojamajo doremi but the ojamajos sometimes get naked |
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>not all the time just some of the time (´ー`) |
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>and have it so that it's never brought up in the show at all either. no explanation, just casually naked every other scene even if it doesn't make sense within the context of the scene |
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a realistic World War I anime about fighter pilots, except they're all cute girls ヽ(´∇`)ノ |
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lewd ojamajos would be nice but I wouldn't want to miss out on the undressing scenes, I don't want JUST the end state of being undressed |
Back in the old days, we got a huge boost because kuz advertised heyuri to his other site 9ch and they all came in, but due to the collapse that happened in august last year, it seems we lost about 60% of our userbase, though luckily we still have a handful of people who make OC.
Is there any places we can grow Heyuri in? Places that we could hold a partnership with somehow?
No more doomerist/alarmist bullcrap in mai /q/, heyuri always comes out on top
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I am currently applying for something and many of the people who were accepting into this thing made a wordpress blog or something like that afterward. I read many of these blogs for an idea of what I am getting myself into. It's sad because all these blogs have been abandoned years ago. Each of them has a unique personality to them even though they all use shitty wordpress. When I see a blog abandoned it seems like a part of a person's soul left to root, only to get seen a few times a year by overhopeful retards such as myself. There was something about personal blogs that social media sites will never be able to capture
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tsmt |
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One of my periodic hobbies is going back and looking for long dead Minecraft servers that are still running, as if some admin with too much money left the server on auto-renew and just forgot about it. And a lot of dead/offline servers had their own websites where community updates, events etc were posted. Some are still up and it's eerie because a lot of them never have a 'I'm shutting the server down' message, they're just frozen, the last post taking about their Halloween 2013 server event or whatever. |
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Bloggers should just pool all their good writing into scene zines. How cool would it be if you could like, subscribe to a thing on some topic, and receive a new issue with a bunch of cool stuff about that topic every two weeks or so? |
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I have some code on my test server to send a random kaomoji when a user uploads a picture without any text. Instead of キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
Would you be interested in seeing this on Heyuri or is the original too iconic? I can create a PR later today if there's interest
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i'm too used to kita, but that sounds like it'd be cool |
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I think completely random kaomoji has potential to cause trouble through misinterpretation, but maybe if it was all different キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!! variations it could be kewl - we've already had a few different ones, like ZOMG━━━ |
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>deadpan academic communication, where emotions are set aside for principles |
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I AM EVIL AND I SHALL SLAY YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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It's easier to be anything when you don't even know if you don't even see who you're talking to. |
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Porn dump threads are annoying and bring nothing of value to the website
https://bbw-chan.nl/
https://loli3.net/
https://guro.cx/
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I don't see anything wrong with them. It's not like the catalog is full of porn |
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Pr0n dumps are awesoem and Heyuri has always had them - especially Japanese 2D, gravure, and AV. Pls post moar of teh hawtness, my b0ner demands it |
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maybe im just a バカ but it's hard to understand how to setup koko with the really short guide
id really like to set it up since i want to contribute but unfortunately im too much of a retard
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There was a little more info in the original "Kokonotsuba is now open source" thread, where some users wrote about some of the issues they ran into and how they solved them: >>62231 |
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Where are you currently stuck? I can try to help you. My biggest issue was having the wrong version of PHP |
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Well now, it's the turn of the century. What do you think this new era shall hold?( ´ω`)
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Lots of k00l futuristic sci-fi stuff and no moar warz!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ |
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epic WIN |
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I missed the millenium get just like I missed the original (;´Д`) |
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I was there for both ヽ(´ー`)ノ |
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It's been decided that there would be two threads, a discussion thread on /b/ and a writing thread on /lounge/.
You can think of this thread as a collaborative story telling game, where anyone can just continue where the previous post left off. However, you WILL have to follow these simple writing rules for the sake of readability. So read them before posting (´ー`)
2ちゃん uploader board: http://2ch.sh/user/heyurivn/
All the assets on 2ch.sh are not definitive!! They can be changed later!!
### RULES ###
1 - Character dialogue must be formatted as such: (Name of Character <sprite link if any>) "character speech."
2 - Inner thoughts and narration can be indicated *with asterisks*.
3 - All files must be linked from the 2ちゃん board http://2ch.sh/user/heyurivn/
4 - A background change can be indicated as such: (BG: <link of background)
5 - An audio playback can be indicated as such: (BGM/SFC: <link of audio file>).
6 - New songs and backgrounds just replace the older ones, that means you don't *have* to specify a song and a background on every post if you wish for the already specified ones to remain, if that makes sense.
7 - ONScripter comes with built-in visual effects, you can indicate them like this: (<name of effect> <additional arguments if needed>)
For a list of all available effects, check the ONScripter documentation here: https://kaisernet.org/onscripter/api/NScrAPI-framed.html
8 - Choices are a bit more complicated, let me know if the instructions are too confusing.
You can indicate choices ike this:
(choice 1 "kill retard-chan")
(choice 2 "rape retard-chan")
A post HAS to end after listing the choices.
Then, the first post to continue on one of the choices needs to indicate it with (choice x) on top of the post. After that, the next person just needs to quote the post they're continuing from. That means you cannot follow more than one choice on a single post.
When the route ends, just write (end of route) or something similar
Here's a demonstration of all the rules: https://pastebin.com/VZnJC4b0
Other, more redundant details like "where does the characters appear on screen" or "when do they vanish" don't need to specified, since it's easy for me to interpret them.
The screen resolution is 640x480, so be mindful of that if you wish to make any graphics for the game.
### FILES ###
*Sprites need to be transparent, obviously.
*BGMs can be midi.
*Backgrounds need to be in the 4:3 aspect ratio
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(bg is black) |
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i imagine the first passage i wrote to be before the waking up scene. It makes more sense. |
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(bg is black) |
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*I was dazed, a bit confused. Why was she here?* |
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(MC) "I should just beg for a drawing on /i/, they'll surely help my cause." |
good evening to everyone ( ´ω`)
(there has been a concerning amount of masturbation on this board)
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>(there has been a concerning amount of masturbation on this board) |
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Konbanwa usagi-chan ( ´ω`) |
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someone should just push a commit to koko which adds a config for "disallowing op quotelink"
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I remember when I was the only one who would argue in favour of quotelinking the OP. How time flies... |
I've been wanting to contribute to the template files, but I have no ideas which file is loading them in, therefore I am unable to add anything to the variables that are used in their files.
Don't know how else I'd contact Kaguya or whatever so I'm makin a post
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I am not a programmer but it's not something via outside of kokonotsuba, I think it should just werk. There were some users who could set up their instances without any issues with tpl files |
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variables seem to be loaded through the ParseBlock method in the PTELibrary class. you should be able to just modify the arrays that get passed to the method in koko.php if you want to add variables |
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The most thankful and apologetic man in the universe, right here on Heyuri. |
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does anyone know directly what causes doubleposting to happen? isnt the post button just a POST request to koko.php, and if you spam it you just refresh the request before it reaches |
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