Overboard@Heyuri

>>8491
>Research published in 2022 indicates that the closest and most likely source of the oolite used is on the other side of the Alps in northern Italy, near Lake Garda. A lesser possibility is that it came from a site in eastern Ukraine some 1,600 km (1,000 mi) away
not from germany

>>8492
The endless shots of girls ero necks in anime, the nihonjin clearly love the neck and shoulders (＾Д^)

I mean if you look on social media the most popular women are the whores with boob and butt implants that somehow make you retards dicks hard....... I doubt by fat women you mean their chub instead of their big boobs and butts. Small regular boobs and regular butt is good too and way healthier.

>>8497
>Small regular boobs and regular butt is good too and way healthier

Not necessarily;-- I mean, some of these girls with crazy proportions get as big as they do by working out a lot--to achieve small regular proportions you do...nothing.

>>8504
What are you even trying to say I was saying that they're probably attracted to the big boob and big butt aspect of someone fat because of the constant highlighting social media does to that..
>some of these girls with crazy proportions get as big as they do by working out a lot
If you have regular sized boobs and butt you can't magically grow them to "crazy proportions" by working out maybe you can increase your glutes but that's it.. You have to be an outlier or do what most social media women do and get a degree in photoshop and surgery

I wish I could love Chinese people but I can't. They all look like impoverished asians to me...

It's all the "sh" sounds in their language! It just evokes the anger of being constantly shushed. I know it's not their fault but it doesn't make it less annoying...

>>6729

Shut it, you!

They make up half the population of universities and just go around speaking gibberish to each other never talking to us natives, they're just warm bodies that do nothing but take up space and get in the way (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

just speak to them, lol

>>8407
Maybe so, but I've seen plenty of porn that play the churning thing as if it were a sound coming from the balls (i.e. "glooorp" or "groan" sounds). "Spluuurt" as an onomatopoeia for cum shooting out of a dick isn't that uncommon either. Matter of fact, it tends to be more common than the ball sounds. Sometimes they include both. Goes hand in hand, really.
Strangely common, yet so overlooked. You'd think it'd be a popular fetish by now.

>>8409
It's a sekrit underground fetish that porn artists participate in, with regular sekrit meeting where they show eachother their newest art featuring their favorite cumming onomatopoeias
but you didn't hear that from me! (°x°)

>>8367
This is why a good fap has begins with a reconnaisance phase, checking the whole doujin real quick! (σ･∀･)σ

>>8436
My best faps are when I am day dreaming

>>8437
They're always best when your mind is barely attached to your body and you feel like an ethereal being

Here j00 go, although this doesn't include all the activity outside Off-Topic (such as in teh Heyuri Drama Club or teh Heyuri Fantastic Drawing Arena)

This link also contains a compilation of all teh OC:
https://www.heyuri.net/bunkasai/2023.html

>>65381
I'd like to mention that at least 40 of these posts were from my mediocre minesweeper thread

that doesn't change anything, we have "medicore" threads all days

It taught me that middle click was a thing in minesweeper and then I was able to beat a few medium-sized fields, so I'd say it was a success

Sell funny plants and mushrooms on the black market, people love these

>>8316
>job interviews are like dating
yeah both are impossible for me.

>>8319
well if you start with dating it gets way easier

Hitman

i dont have any personal experience with this, but i know some people in similar situations that have turned to freelance stuff on sites like upwork. you'll probably have to charge shit rates for whatever you do, like $1/hr of work or worse to be competitive, but afaik you don't get interviewed for it, people just come to you

just adding on to teh masses op it's over move on and find new pusi

It is not over OP. Never give UP!! keep sending her messages and look for in real life. When she will see your perseverance and resolve she will know how much you love her and she will love you back.

>>8107
i dont want even pussy i just want a friend.............

>8111
please dont get OP an arrest warrant

bumping a LOLworthy thread

>>8332
I expected to hate it more honestly, so I guess I enjoyed it?

I wasn't having a blast or anything, but I didn't want to leave the second I got there.

I also had that worry of acting stupid in front of other people, but considering how stupid I act already, I think the alcohol actually helps because it gets rid of my nervousness and stuttering and stuff.

If you ever get the chance try it I would say go for it, the only thing you lose is time if you end up hating it.

>>8332
Oh yeah, there's always the "I have to go!" as soon as you get drunk and partying the rest of the night at home.

I was at a Halloween party the other day but it was a school function so it was lame and there was no drinking. The music was noise. I don't know why normies gravitate to all the worst genres of music. no fucking rhythm.

I got to see girls in their halloween costumes though. There was this really hot one who was in this bodysuit with a cortex and a lace mask. I think she was trying to be Catwoman.

>with a cortex
I meant corset. WTF is a cortex (;ﾟДﾟ)

>>8341
Its the piece of your brain that controls everything

なんで？

文化祭が行われたからだろう！
https://www.heyuri.net/bunkasai/2023.html

>>1044
今気づいた
悔しい

まあ、明らかにそうだ。
レッツホモ、「ホモゆりパラダイス」スタート！

男の娘は男の娘同士で恋愛すべきだと思うの

>No. 1040

That's helpful, thx!

As for duckduckgo, I think setting browser language to Japanese helps. There is an option to choose country too, that's probably better for getting Japanese results

Complaining about the quality really should only be done on this board.
It's a little funny because I used to ban people over quotelinking OP back in 2022

>>65352
It was a post pertaining to the OP's image in a thread on /b/. And it was more of an observation than complaining.

That thread wasn't anything about Heyuri's "quality" (which I don't think is the best word to refer to WIN-rate of posts), and u brought it up for the first time there.

Staff-san may have deleted it simply for breaking R8.e, but that wasn't the main issue of that post

In any case, pls keep your observations about Heyuri to this board in the future

Satan just wants to be understood!

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>>6683
Satan ripped me off. He promised me everlasting life if I sold my soul but the doctor just informed me I have terminal AIDS.

>>6666
Watch out for 666!!!

And their Computer Chip
That is designed to strip
You of your self-control
Don't sell your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooul!

>>6667
someone brought me here, i would not have found heyuri on my own, i found a few other imageboards but they were slow and boring, nothing like the culture of this website

Bully them in their childhood

up to u. i always thought orange would be better like a sunset color

oh wow you can change the style and there is some cool ones

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/11/02(Thu)14:35:57 ID:XYF4nXo2 No.65336

>oh wow you can change the style and there is some cool ones
I put a lot of work into it, especially teh big SVG star in teh background that changes colors with the style

Next-level hax would be 2 switch to a different colored favicon depending on the chosen style, but that's probably a bit too much work to be worth it rite now

>Speaking of favicons, didn't Strange World used to have one?
I can see it, it's in the page source too

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/11/02(Thu)15:06:48 ID:XYF4nXo2 No.65338

>I can see it, it's in the page source too
I did a hard-refresh and it appeared - weird, for me it'd been gone for weeks/months until now

I say this every time I cum

its no nut november so im guessing you lost