Overboard@Heyuri

Lets make it a centennial event :D

I'm 65150-san, no definitive date for Heyuri-tan quest, I got other stuff to deal with.

If I were to host a quest, I think I would probably deliver once per day. That would give moar time for anons to give ideas, and most importantly, for me to maek good quality drawings. Threads enter autosage in a 7 days, that wouldn't be long enough for me, I can't do it in a day like robo-kun-sama.

I considered multiple possibilities:
-create a new thread every week. Depending how on long the quest takes (i have no idea!!) it could be a pain in the ass, I might have to make a recap pic every time: I think one important point of a quest is the clarity, if anons get lost or forget what happened, it would die.
-mods use their superpowers to increase the thread lifespan, or at least modbump once in a while. Sticky might be too much.
-Hosting the quest on /o/, but not many people go there. （ ´,_ゝ`） Also the interface isn't optimal.

What do you guys think?

Also, robo-kun, what could have been elegant penguin-san's role in your quest? I'm dying to know!

>>65422
doing one update a day is probably best. I found out the hard way that writing and drawing many updates in a day is difficult! (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
I think an ongoing quest thread would be great fun, but some might find it annoying to see the same thread bumped up to the top of the front page for days or weeks on end. idk the best way to handle that.
and as for elegant penguin-san's true purpose... maybe we'll find out next time! [ -c°▥°]-c

>I found out the hard way
おつかれさまロボくん
>some might find it annoying to see the same thread bumped up to the top of the front page for days or weeks on end.
I thought about that too. Even worse, I realized "creating a new thread every week" option probably goes against rule 6. (;´Д`)
>we'll find out next time

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That's so nice.

So my cum management technique lately, is that I have my bin near me and I just aim and fire into it. Its pretty easy, better than what I used to do, when I was young I would aim into the toilet (´人｀)
Now, usually I have a little stack of toilet paper squares and use one or two to clean up remaining semen, but they were missing. But I did have hand sanitizer nearby!
I learned that alcohol on your dick hole hurts

...I think I see the problem. You used visual editor, didn't you?

so that's what the table raep entailed. (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
I'm undoing that crap and doing it with source editor

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/11/29(Wed)07:43:40 ID:ZIKBxpKo No.65485

I recommend disabling the visual editor entirely in ur user settings and just using teh l33t editor - it's a pain 2 lern at first, but in the long run it causes much less table raep & other bad formatting issues

Nope, I can't! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I can do 100 push-ups in a row without resting time

yes i can

>>8622
probably shit pushups

In my prime I could approach 70 without stopping with very good form. at that point I'd start trembling and reach that thing where you'd go down but not be able to come back up no matter how much you exert, without a little stop. I've plummeted probably to 20 now because no upper body exercise in ages, but I'm going to fix that. I've heard swimming is a good full-body exercise, and would be far cheaper than my priority choice which is ring gymnastics.

Oh I'm trying to exercise more. I think I can do one good push up but my form deteriorates as I keep going
:c

>>6239
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

over 100 days but not exactly sure how
My cock has dissapeaered

>>6415
How? Did you jerk off your friend until he splurted his cum juice everywhere? Did you eat it?

I just masturbated to a clothed photo of an old, fat, yellow-toothed black man!

(´ー`)

Focus on the small things you do have power over like your local community and such don't be passive please. You can start at this by making loli shitposts on heyuri

>>6562
>Everybody knows something is wrong but we can't put our finger on it, so we just pretend nothing is happening and everything is ok.


i have struggled with the ideas in this thread a lot. i know purposely exposing myself to the constant flow of horrible things in this world is never going to help me, as i am just a neet that has no real effect on society and all i care about is what food to pick up at at the grocery store based on what looks yummiest and which anime and manga to consume, so why should i make myself feel more miserable over things i have no control over and that will never really affect me? i can't get invested in world politics or even my local politics, i don't educate myself on it and i never vote. no matter how many people try to convince me that it's the end of the world if X person gets elected and they will utterly ruin my country, nothing in my life changes. something deep down in my brain tells me that living only for my own pleasure and comfort is deeply wrong, and i am pathetic for not caring about my community and the wider population at large, and i *should* feel something, but i don't know what i should feel, how i should contribute.

i wish i didn't feel so bad for just living my life in comfort and simplicity, just eating food and watching old anime and meditating like buddhism anon was talking about (people have lots of misconceptions of what meditation is, it's not even inherently spiritual, its simply observing your passing thoughts and entering a mindful state) because i feel very content with my life. but i feel guilty that i am not integrated into society. yet being part of society means i need to care about so much horrible stressful things and have to be updated with all the current horrible events or else people will think i am bigoted or lazy or "part of the problem" and ostracize me.

i don't even know if this response makes sense for this thread but it triggered some feelings within me that i wanted to write down. (´人｀)

>>8644
The system within which we live feeds us an illusion of choice while making us individually powerless. We don't even have control of our tech devices but we're told voting (between two identical candidates) will bring change or we can pick our own lifestyle. We're told that if we work hard we'll achieve things and move up in life but in reality that doesn't happen. We're blackmailed into cruel optimism and an achievement culture that guilt trips us into making us feel we're not working hard enough to meet goals that are physically impossible. People react to that in two ways. We either know everything is wrong but we just go on pretending its fine (what the Russians call hypernormalization) or we despair at our situation and feel like shit all the time.

What I'm saying is the system is making you feel like shit. Its called learned helplessness. You know despair used to be one of the seven deadly sins? Don't loose hope and don't beat yourself up. That's what they want you to do.

Being integrated into society isn't the same thing as being part of a community. Integration just means being an atomized cog in the machine. Community is good and making things or helping out feels good. I mean, even just hanging out on Heyuri and contributing feels good. Just because it isn't something productive doesn't mean its worthless. I think Buddhism is a good path (actual Buddhism not that new age stuff) and maybe you should find your local Buddhist temple and just volunteer to help out there.

I cut out all media in my life. I dont watch movies or shows, play games, no social media, no TV, I dont even browse the web normally, I havent even been here in a month.
But it doesn't get better. I thought it would, but if anything the dark pit becomes more consuming and frightening. Besides reading books which tires me out a lot, I've basically got just hanging out with friends, who are all hooked on the aforementioned shit. I wonder if the last laugh will be mine as I hack out my lungs on my deathbed, or if it shall be theirs. Or what even is the point of caring about any of that.
See I cannot even talk about this feeling with them, the last time I did they thought I was depressed and suicidal. You cannot carry on in this way if they frame it as coming from a mentally ill person, it falls on deaf ears. Or like, they do receive it, but in a super-diluted shallow way, which is even worse. You know what they are gonna respond but you know they are a hypocrite as well. Ties back to the whole feeling of artificialness, simulation in real life... I HATE IT.

The real cause of the malaise is social retardation. We are scared of socializing yet we crave it at the same time, as it has always been. But now we have built ways to simualte the socialization at a lower quality, with the tradeoff of near-zero risk. This anti-solution to the problem is not unfamiliar and can be observed elsewhere acting in an economic fashion.
I mean you could seek out people insulated from this, maybe tradespeople or homeless people. have fun with those types, can't even string two coherent sentences together most of them. What a real sorry state to be it.

>>8650
>social retardation
This is a novel word-combo I've not run into before.
Social retardation... I see it gaining some traction.

Usually I write it a different way, such as "we're of little use to one another"
or "we have little to offer one another" especially when you're competing against
corporations that create fizzle-pop sparkles for a trance.

It's worth challenging the "crave of socializing" – one could encompass it to
a crave for something more than simulation, which doesn't necessarily require socializing.
Socializing can enhance, but it requires a foundation.

In conclusion, not only is it hard to do much of anything with one another, it's also hard
to compete against the full experience of BEING in the world rather than VIEWING the world.
i.e. to feel the shore winds, rather than images.

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/11/25(Sat)06:41:33 ID:JsRLyi2I No.65468

The intention was to clean up the existing messy/conflicting CSS for kokonotsuba first and then take user submissions for new styles (see: >>62912 ), but untangling someone else's crappy HTML/CSS is very boring/tedious work (especially for kokonotsuba which is inherently messy & confusing, and the public github version isn't identical to our running instance), and we've had more fun Heyuri-related things we've wanted to work on in the meantime instead (such as Heyuri★CGI)

For now, here's an old dark mode CSS you can use!
https://k.kncdn.org/css/gurodark.css?v54

Just paste it under Settings -> Style and you'll be seeing in teh dark!

kaguya ## Admin 2023/11/25(Sat)21:11:35 ID:ADMIN No.65475

here are some other alternatives, I think werks best on Futaba theme:
https://k.kncdn.org/css/darkach.css
https://k.kncdn.org/css/dark.css
https://k.kncdn.org/css/midnight.css

>thank you for considering the health of your users
I don't suggest using computar in 1AM in a dark room at all, even a very small source of light should be better than utter darkness

>>65475
thanks kage ^_^ your the best

>>8586
lollipop

>>8586
Monster Energy (Original)

don't shoplift because someone was going to buy that thing you stole maybe

shoplifting is bad because uh

>>8586
a box of XL condoms

>>62880
too lainchan

Whatever the Western fans of an anime show from 90s are doing isn't Heyuri's business

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/10/30(Mon)19:02:40 ID:M5/Qd9qE No.65327

65326-san gets it

Here, have some AIDS!

Should this thread be locked by now, or is it still okay to post here?

Thx for banner ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I'll eventually lock this thread too

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/11/23(Thu)04:15:00 ID:BN8R/RPU No.65461

I didn't see it, but if ever u see illegal/rule-breaking materials on Heyuri that are not yet baleeted, it means we're probably not around to see ur report

We're fast most of the time, but I've been a little ill and sleeping more lately...

>>65461
Get back to work, slave. I do not remember hearing about sick time during the last union meeting.

Heil kaguya.

>>65462
Y-yes, master! Um... heil kaguya!

>>65461
>it means we're probably not around to see ur report
This is correct. We are only human here at Heyuri Inc., so please be patient and stay on the line until we can connect you to a staff-san who will help you. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Feel better soon, mod-sama!

come on... the spam has stopped... you're ruining all my jokes

it has been a full month of LOL so here u go: PENIS

change PENIS to ANUS

lol PENIS! PENIS

that's a cute PENIS

殴りたい

流行って欲しいけど、やっぱり隠れた名曲のままでいて欲しいという気持ちがある…

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