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Bunkasai 2025 reminder - happening THIS SUNDAY (Nov. 02nd)!
Check the details at: [Thread]


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I am afraid people don't check the front page for announcements/easily forget them, so I think it's appropriate to make this reminder when there's a little over a month until teh event
There's enough information there (@ https://www.heyuri.net/#news74 ), it's going to happen on 2025/11/02 (Sun) but I'll paste mod-san's explanation from >>69310 on what is a bunkasai

Bunkasai means "cultural festival" - you often see it in teh animez set in school. All the classes work on producing some kind of fun/creative feature (e.g. food stands, themed cafes, haunted houses, sports/games, drama/music performances, etc.), and then the school is opened up to the public to see it all

On Heyuri, we designate a specific day (though things like this are fully welcome any day of the year) for us to all create fun/creative things for each other to see and experience

There's no limits or expectations - just whatever you (or your group) can come up with
:biggrin:

...

You may also use this thread for cooperation, exchanging ideas or general suggestions :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Don't overthink it. Bunkasai doesn't have to be "HEYURI, I PRESENT TO YOU MY MAGNUM OPUS AFTER 4 MONTHS OF BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS" - it can just be "Manko club: draw a VAGINA LOL"
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>>69519
I drew a 1px manko for the romhack I'm working on
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I wanted to contribute but without a format or examples of what is accepted, I think I'll wait until the next time the site hosts this event.
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There are lists of the various events at previous Bunkasai's:
https://museum.heyuri.net/bunkasai/2023.html
https://museum.heyuri.net/bunkasai/2024.html

The only real guideline is "present something that is cool or that users can interact with"

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Are we gonna get some cool Halloween-themed style like last year?
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あ... I knew I was forgetting to do something :sweat:
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I made one now, just needs kaguya to review it

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im curious of how the website is hosted, is it using a hosting service? is it hosted locally? or at a hosting service with their own hardware? is it really hosted in khazakstan? what OS is it running? what hardware is it running?

im genuinely curious of how its hosted, no i dont want to hack it or do dumb shit im legit a dumbass puppygirl with no knowledge in my retard brain im just curious pls yuridwellers :dizzy::dizzy::dizzy: oh and were are the emotes/emojis from btw
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>is it using a hosting service
>or at a hosting service with their own hardware?
I don't think I could give a proper answer to this question even if I wanted to :sweat2:
>no i dont want to hack it
I dunno, you sound too l33t :ph34r:

Yotsumotes are quite old and I don't know the original source or where did Heyuri itself obtained them from
Emoji are those of SoftBank 2004 https://www.heyuri.net/#news57
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We use the latest Atlantean technology, which is a few centuries ahead of land-people technology. Unfortunately, we're also under strict orders from the Atlantean government to never reveal their industry secrets
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>>69507
>>69506

ty peeps, i just remembered recently about the hosting of the old lolicore.org website, wanted to know if there was a similar situation here before, ty!!!
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>>69505
>no i dont want to hack it or do dumb shit im legit a dumbass puppygirl with no knowledge in my retard brain
this is something a 1337 h4x0r would say

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Is trolling allowed on Heyuri or not?
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>>69468
rage comic is not from the nu-web era, and besides if it's specifically early 2000s that Heyuri is trying to replicate its pretty much already failed
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>its pretty much already failed
no, u fail at heyuri
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>rage comic is not from the nu-web era
Sure it is, unless ur liek 12
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rage comics are funny and mods suck for being stuck up about it. Heyuri never had a council about what was "2000s enough" to be allowed here. It didn't even ban new memes: with one exception. jaks and frogs and a few shitposting phrases.

Now they're drunk off too many Y2K TIKTOKS11!1!1 and the larp is mandatory

allow rage comics!

(NO) banhammer

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hey guys lets make OC rage faces that are too good for mods to ban, i'll start. this one is titled "FFFUUUUUU! NOW I'M PISSED! XD"

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>>1131
>>158953
there's an active AI thread on every board
some of it is low-effort """Art""" and the rest is 4chan/soyparty humour posted in a phone format like you'd find in nu-social media platforms such as TikTok

if I wanted to see this contemporary garbage, I'd have taken my ass to Reddit or Xwitter, you're telling me wojaks are off limits because it doesn't fit with the culture of a LITERAL IMAGEBOARD, but this is okay? ban these users or set a definition of what Heyuri should or should not be, because it really doesn't feel like a return to the "old interwebz" as advertised if there has to be a thread about some AIbro peddling his garbage constantly
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>>69494
how can you call yourself a pervert without understanding that it is the human touch that makes anything, even porn, resonate with your soul. a computer can generate lines and colors and shapes from a cloud of noise in similar looking ways to how a human would, but it can never have the intent of a freak who made something because they needed to see it.

also you talk like chatgpt
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AI is more creative than humans because when I write the prompt it's always just POV sex with an anime girl with cum and/or pee squirting everywhere, but when I use wildcards the AI makes all sorts of things I would've never thought of
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>more creative than humans
no, more creative than you maybe. could fix that if you didn't outsource your thinking to it anon :xp:
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>>69495
>how can you call yourself a pervert without understanding that it is the human touch that makes anything, even porn, resonate with your soul
it might be because he's not gay and therefore isn't jerking off to the artist's soul. I'd jerk off to a naturally-occuring rock formation if it happened to fulfill all my fetishes, artist's touch be damned! and if you would refuse to do so, then I think that your need to feel superior outpaces your identity as a pervert. poser!
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>>69499
>I'd jerk off to a naturally-occuring rock formation
They do say that slate has good cleavage... :dark:

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make dis an emote
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i agwee
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I agree aswell
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>>69385
a devil is without his angel :biggrin:
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>>69385
agree
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>>69385
fuck BSD :angry:

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this video is not against the rules.. and a thread of a nigra doing this was allowed up a few weeks ago. this video however (and the discussion about gaijins in japan) is deleted.. why?

Could it be that the mods don't like accepting they themselves are gaijins? Its only okay when the thread is about black people :glare2:

come on.
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>>69447
you allow tiktok videos all the time. you just dont allow this one for some inane reason, and its probably because of some racist honky bullshit.

except, your fucking black. why is you treating anotha brotha like this?
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Accusing the admin and mods of racism will surely get you favorable treatment. :closed-eyes:

Also that white monkey in the video does this for the solely so people like you can say "look, white people are obnoxious in japan too" he has an entourage of black people who produce these videos with him. So it is literally fake a ghey and you are posting not only propaganda, but tiktok rule 8 garbage as well. Good Job!
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>>69452
it's always about le racism and sheeit with you :nigra:s
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>>69448
Every Heyurizen is secretly a black guy pretending to be a asian lesbian to lure in other black men pretending to be asian lesbian chicks
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Thread about race
Tiktok video
No sound
Just exactly below 4mbs
Pulling out race argument in appeal

I made my judgement and i am sure of the origin. If i wanted to see 4chan things i would go to 4chan/gif and not heyuri.
Besides if i wanted high quality cattle in the east i would watch that somali guy's highlights and not arrogant youth

Can we focus on race tensions less than fun? Racial tensions is one of the most fatiguing parts of an american spirit. If you ignore obnoxious people they disappear. Only the loudest ones cause a worldwide sensation once every few months but that is just about how much of it gets produced. Amounts are small and rare but they spread well. So well that we have an illusion that there is an insane amount of it which prevents us from happiness.

By polish national statistics if I am not mistaken reported that the amount of deaths in car accidents dropped 5 times between 2020 and 2024 but the TV keeps the same amount of attention and time covering lethal accidents. The same deal with these annoying people in japan - probably a low number that gets disproportional attention.

Heyuri is about joy! NOT SADNESS!
That is my view

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This meme is being deleted even though it doesnt violate the rules. Kaguya, i demand an explanation :angry:
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its being posted in a relevant thread about charlie kirk too
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it's desecration of a 2D loli by a westerner

I see in notes that mods deleted it for s*yjak (that you censored after the first time, so u should have been aware too)

Too many baleetions/rule breakings in a thread especially by the OP may make it get AS'd, so it's not suggested to keep posting a content after the first time in the future
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>>69429
How is it a desecration
What are the rules broken in that thread
and what rule does the image violate - there is no soyjak
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it's breaking Rule 8.a in specific
Wojack & Pepe or any variation thereof
https://xcancel.com/xyr_bon/status/1966244329703485920

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Hello,

we are trying to set up and translate the hakoniwa islands 2 game into Portuguese and run it for our users. Your version seems to be upgraded in numerous ways, and we were wondering if you let us borrow some of these scripts.
If you have a log function or ban function that would help loads because we are mostly worried about spam, I've been trying to get it done with AI for several days but it's retarded and doesn't work.

thanks
-mokoich
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>>69395
https://up.heyuri.net/src/2930.7z is what were using
what im trying to use as a log is this:
my $ip = $ENV{'HTTP_CLIENT_IP'} 
       || $ENV{'HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR'} 
       || $ENV{'REMOTE_ADDR'} 
       || 'UNKNOWN';
    my $timestamp = localtime();
    open(my $log_fh, '>>', 'log.txt') or warn "Nao da pra abrir o log: $!";
    flock($log_fh, 2);  # exclusive lock
    print $log_fh "[$timestamp | Turn: $HislandTurn] LOGIN on (ID: $HcurrentID) from IP: $ip\n";
    close($log_fh);
    }

i want it to look the one you had here: https://dafai7al4bivx5.archive.ph/WF5LH/321a762c63bfb88642b877f1d463c1cb2008b0c3.jpg
i dont know if im placing it wrong or what but it doesnt work right. most annoying part is it logs the info everytime you click 'to development' instead of every actual login.

what does/did yours look like, and where did you place it in the file(I think that matters?), also WHICH file, hako-main or hako-top? hopefully we can ban people manually from htaccess from there.
we were already going to, but we will credit you. Im pretty sure most of our users use heyuri anyway though.


thanks
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It works, thank you a lot, it was a headache for a couple of days just on that.
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If you mean the deleted posts I made earlier, I removed them because I discovered some security flaws with it - I will write up a better version later :sweat2:
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aiiii AIIIIIII QUE DELICIA CARA

(its the only brasilian meme i know)
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Woah, I'm being impersonated :dizzy:
But I could try adding it, provided it's fixed with the improvements and tweaks.
- the real myuu

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I wonder if someone can make a 5channel CSS style for the imageboard and /lounge/. It was available around early September 2022 or so, if i recall correctly (´ー`)
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It was, and it was beautiful. But they removed it, the textboards look like trash now...
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No such style ever existed here, unless you're referring to kuz's proprietary fork that was briefly trialed in early 2023

I can try putting a similar-ish style together, but it will effectively be the same as the Pseud0ch ones + rounded borders
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I made a "Gochannel" style for Lounge, which is now live. That's about as close to the non-mobile 5ch UI as I could get it
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>>69380 I wonder if you make the Gochannel imageboard theme with the Mona on the bottom right.

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what if this site reused the flash/file mode for tracker files? users could upload tracker modules from all over the place and even upload their own creations. you could even have an embedded player. iichan had this back in the day and it was pretty neat. although it just behaved like a normal futaba board. tell me if this idea is gay or not, thanks!

picrel is from the kareha source code
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seeing those thumbnails there gave me an unbearable wave of nostalgia for iichan, goddamn (;´Д`)
like, ache inside my bones strong

a .mod/xm/it/s3m board would kick ass although I don't know how many people here use trackers lol ( ´ω`)
I do, so I guess I'd post, but we'd need a show of hands for people who would (´人`)
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>>69341
i'd... uh... be willin to learn ヽ(⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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>>69341
they are very charming thumbnails

it would also just be a fun thing to show off modules you found elsewhere too but OC would obviously be better
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Nice idea. I do not compose my own music, but I'll be happy to share some of my favorite .mod tracks, and listen to other poster's stuff.
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>>69384
it's nice for the curation alone. modarchive.org is fucking huge.

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We can only wonder how many users silently left due to the mods catering to a handful of rule-breaking underage """""girls""""" (even giving them their own dead board)

Could this be why recent cytube attendance was at an all time low? Most people upset by these changes probably just packed up and left rather than complaining... :cry:

We demand the closure of /j/ and total annihilation of all the men pretending to be little girls for the sake of the mods boners, now!
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If the recent cytube had record low attendance is probably because they're done monthly now. It used to be one every couple of months :mask:
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...we just held a cytube stream last night, and attendance was back in the 20s-30s :xd:

The previous few were low most likely due to technical issues preventing half the would-be viewers from watching and chatting (LIEK ME ;_;), but we resolved most of those for this time

Last night we had more concurrent users during the after party than we had during the peak of last month's actual show :xd:
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This is an old thread, the most recent stream (yesterday) peaked at around 35 users as I remember, which is liek an overall highest number we ever saw even if we couldn't maintain it for long
this one wasn't particularly well advertised either, so it's probably as >>69254 said.
There is no logical pattern for Heyuri's activity levels :tongue:
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It's no surprise that the numbers are higher - Kaguya has been inflating them with "fake" users ever since the last embarassment. Notice how many people join with generic names and never talk? and they all disconnect at the same time? I'm not buying it
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>>69378
There wouldn't be any need to join with generic names, since the user count just counts hiw mang people are watching, and you don't need a name for that...

I frequently vow to myself never again to visit this place, because it makes me angry and depressed, yet I can't keep myself from coming back here. Call it an addiction.
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me too…:cry:
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very important /q/ post: anon cannot cope with the fact that he's a deranged weirdo that's into little girls! :kuma6:

but they are such /q/ties! they'll make you feel so good, OP! (゚ー`)
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once youre here you never leave :x3:
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Is this brother upchuck?
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why would heyuri make you mad or sad?

:sad::sweat:

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Why was my thread deleted? :unsure:
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The worst thing about anonwaha is that he is probably bald and or fat. Being an absolute hitler of a moderator is #3
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I just screenshotted the above post and copied it to a hard drive which is no longer connected to my computer, I also sent it to 2 other people. Should be impossible for the waha-gestapo to take it off the internet now
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I'm neither bald nor fat, and I wasn't even the one who baleeted OP's thread :unsure:
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>I'm neither bald nor fat
Damn, my fantasy ruined... (;´Д`)
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let's try this again!
the best thing about anonwaha is that she has a flat chest and lieks to post it on heyuri...(´¬`)

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Why does this site have a female-only board but not the male equivalent? Is this some kind of weird feminist website? Because in that case, I don't want to be here.
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there's already two /test/osterone boards but nobody uses them
https://img.heyuri.net/test/
https://img.heyuri.net/test2/
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We already have /b/ - Boys and /s/ - Shounen. How many more do you need?
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/a/ - Andro
/b/ - Boys
/c/ - Cocks
/f/ - Fellas
/h/ - Hunks
/j/ - Jocks
/jp/ - Just PENIS
/l/ - Lads
/o/ - Onanism
/q/ - Queers
/s/ - Shounen
/sw/ - Small Willies
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>>69324
you don't have to use any board that you don't like :smile:
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site is just full of aids now


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