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No.70508 AS
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Hi there. My name is Amlux and I am a Heyuri user (sometimes under this trip but usually anonymously).

This is my website:

https://pantsuprophet.xyz/

It is full of a lot of things and the majority of them are relevant to Heyuri culture in one way or another. Many parts of the site are related to Japanese media (including otaku media and internet culture) and its cultural/philosophical context, but in a way that aims to be fun and creative rather than stodgy. Some content touches on SRS BUSINESS in the world today, but I aim to keep the tone of the site fun and refreshing.

In the future, I intend to do develop even more to make this site more of a community. I'll avoid committing to that looking like anything in particular right now (BBS? Stream and chat? Video sharing? We'll see.) But when it comes to an imageboard, I will always recommend users to simply use Heyuri instead of trying to create an imageboard of my own, as there is no other place to be!

Whether my site seems to be appropriate to link or not, I look forward to continuing to be a part of Heyuri's community and culture.

Also, a quick question: Would I have to manually submit this banner after being approved here or would a mod automatically add it to the banner rotation after linking?
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No.70511
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You are an interesting person. Though I am curious, what you hope to gain by expounding upon every thought and opinion you have. You must know that many of your opinions are seen as repugnant by the masses, no matter how thoroughly explained they are. People do not even give the time of day to someone like you. They'll take one look at your site and turn tail. I didn't, and most people here won't, but society at large totally rejects it as crazy.

Does that bother you? I had my own opinions, and I used to have a blog where I talked about them, but people like us stand 0 chance of changing society. Really, at some point, voicing heretical opinions just becomes a liability. My generation seemed like it was going to accept the libertine philosophy, but social media culture must have changed that, and now the new generation is downright puritanical.
Cool site though.

(I must state, both for legal reasons, but also with honesty that I do not agree with all of OPs conclusions)
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No.70512
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Yeah but look at teh mascot's hueg miko titties
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No.70513
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>>70511
used to? youre abandoning your blog already? :(
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No.70520
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>>70511
sometimes it isn't about changing shit
sometimes, you preach to the choir to make sure you even still have a congregation at all

and most of the time, you just don't want to put up with conforming to the fake and gay bullshit that the masses of mankind put up with
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No.70521
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>>70520
also adding to this, simply being able to write down your thoughts helps "ground" you, to give some measure of, if not certainty, understanding of yourself. At least, that's how i feel whenever i go on a rant on /lounge/ (´･ω･`)
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No.70514 AS
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Spoilered images are scary and i dont like the surprise, i saw one today and it was a naked lady, and that was very unexpected!! Its irresponsible to intentionally surprise people :angry:

I dont like it at all, and I demand you remove all spoilers or at the very least make the spoiler semi transparent so you can kind of already see what it is so that its less scary!! :angry::angry:

Hachikuji has been posting many spoiler posts and he is the biggest offender, but you will not repreman him because he is a mod (abuse of power???) before he started posting spoilers we did not have this problem and /b/ was not a scary place to use on the internet!!!

Many other users besides me do NOT like spoilered posts and many have said what i have said many times! Which is why i think all spoilered images should be removed forever, and there will likely be many in this thread who agree with me too.
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No.70515
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I agree with you op you are right.
the mods have gone too far with scaring users with spoiler images.
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No.70516
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Kaguya should ban hachikuji from being a mod, i agree op
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No.70517
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You are so right op, We all have had enough with hachikuji's abuse of power
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No.70518
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tru dat. this shit is getting way out of control. it's good to know that some of the other mods feel the same way and have actually started a petition.
https://cgi.heyuri.net/petition/hachib&
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No.70519
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ehehe

all according to plan :ph34r:
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No.70506 AS
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https://dis.heyuri.net/sw/bbs.php?m=tree&s=22691&c=58
this set of posts on /sw/ has me wondering if we could get some more bbcode tags ヽ(´∇`)ノ

maybe not that particular one (how would it even work in free-running text), but more text effects (eg, glow, shadow) would be pretty cool （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.70507
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Setting background color, please. Like it is on IRC.
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No.70496 AS
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Teh catalog search (filtering) function is still flooding browser history hard with each pressed letter. Need a debounce.
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No.70500
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>search doesn't work（ ´,_ゝ`） when you try to search for a subject on /f/
Make sure the search term is at least 3 characters long and consider if you need "Match whole words" checked or not
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No.70501
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Also why Overboard's located inside /b/, and not in /all/.
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No.70502
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>Also why Overboard's located inside /b/, and not in /all/.
Since teh backend overhaul(s), the overboard feature became a kokonotsuba module rather than a separate script, and this is just how modules work - they get loaded via existing board instances. You can actually access the overboard via the other imageboards, but it's disabled on /lounge/ due to UI incompatibilities causing issues
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No.70503
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>>70502
My plan was to suggest that it would be better to have it in that place to make it seem more logical for the user. Not so much to ask what the technical reasons are for it being the way it is now. :sweat2: But maybe it'll require too much effort for such a small perfectionistic change.
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No.70504
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ctrl+f5 and try nao

>search doesn't work（ ´,_ゝ`） when you try to search for a subject on /f/
can u post what you searched for?

when it comes to /f/ specifically i remember users putting "[OC]" in the subject which wouldn't be searchable thanks to quirks with mariadb FULLTEXT.

but to make up for it we can implement tags like what 4/f/ had and integrate it with Search

>But maybe it'll require too much effort for such a small perfectionistic change.
yeah its not really worth it on a technical level, but there is a redirect up for anyone who tries accessing https://img.heyuri.net/all/
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No.70497 AS
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Whats wrong with this site.
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No.70493 AS
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approximateley when can we expect to reach post 200.000 on off-topic
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No.70494
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At Off-Topic's average post rate over the past 3 months (109 PPD), the 200K GET will occur somewhere around 2026/10/16
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No.70495
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>>70494
109 PPD?
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No.70468 AS
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Whats the difference between these two emoji?

:nyaoo-closedeyes: :nyaoo-closed-eyes:
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No.70472
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One has their eyes closed and the other is closing their eyes :nyaoo-closed-eyes::nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.70473
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one is a lolicon and teh other is shotas.
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No.70490
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if you cross your eyes one will pop out of your screen
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No.70491
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>difference
Heyuri'$ religion.
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No.70492
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>>70491
How'd you figure it out?
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No.70474 AS
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I recently created my own IRC network called BullyNETs that I would like to promote on Heyuri if the admins are interested.

It's a small thing, but it may interest the netizens of Heyuri.

Check it out and reply if interested:
https://bullynets.ftp.sh/
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No.70481
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>>70480
>Could it stay at the bottom, but change the text to like "Please check out our friends here..."?
sounds good to me
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No.70482
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>>70481
I went ahead and did that.
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No.70486
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We have a wiki now meant to educate absolute beginners on IRC stuff.

If you wish to contribute, you may register an account:
https://wiki.bullynets.ftp.sh/
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No.70487
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Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.
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No.70489
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The domain has been moved to https://bullynets.org

Trying to have the ftp.sh subdomain redirect to it.

Please update the links/banner in the meantime!

>>70487
Sorry about that!
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No.70441 AS
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Why is my threads deleted
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No.70442
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if you drew a slightly coherent heyuri-tan i'd leave it up
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No.70444
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>>70442
>Leave it up
Which one
>Coherent
Wtf is that in a picture. You are making no sense.

Here's a star haired girl but with your mental capacity and what this site runs on, you d be of a two year old and I doubt I know how to entertain that but calling your mum for tiddy milks.
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No.70458
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>>70444
Good enough. Mods, let the Indonesian through
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No.70484
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>>70458
Wow,Ain't you generous. Here's a not-gundam pic.
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No.70433 AS
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the last few Iruyeh threads have shown us that there are still heyurizen willing to be nice to iruyeh-tan

the results? iruyeh is happier and hasn't posted FAIL since forever!
We need to fix all these years of anti-iruyeh propaganda!! I hope all mods and kaguya are on board with this! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.70436
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They started it! and we've never retaliated!

Heyuri was peacefully minding its own business until they began throwing bricks through our windows and setting fire to our cats! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.70437
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>>70433
buy me a cheeseburger and we will talk
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No.70438
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Buy me a cup o' coffee, and we'll talk about it. (σ･∀･)σ
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No.70460
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>>70437
>>70438
i cant fucking believe it
mods unwilling to do some good deeds unless they get a bribe in return ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.70466
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I want to give iruyeh AIDS and we both die with AIDS, its a true love story( ´ω`)
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No.70443 AS
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why can't I remind people to remember to SMASH that yeah button if they enjoyed my post? :unsure:
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No.70449
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I only see the thread now

>SMASH that yeah button
button smashing is an old term afaik, but that probably isn't why your post was deleted
There is nothing wrong with having a little fun with soudane feature, however in the thread it feels like you made your first post specifically so you can make a follow up post that criticizes Heyuri for having such a feature - which additionally also broke Rule 8.e

There were some fun being had so I'll still restore the first post
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No.70450
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>button smashing is an old term afaik
He's mimicking the youtuber/twitch streamer behavior that started around 10 years ago, where they say things like "don't forget to smash that like button"
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No.70451
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>>70450
"don't forget to smash that "yeah" button and stay tuned for more heyuri content coming your way!" ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.70454
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>>70450
"started 10 years ago" lol
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No.70455
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just got done serving a long sentence in the slammer for this joke :closed-eyes2:
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No.70439 AS
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Hey hey hey hey psst psst psst
HEY!
C'mere, kid... I got somethin' to show ya...
No, no... not that thing in mah pants... I'll show that to ya later... heh... (・∀・)

SO, as you're probably aware by now we accept fullbanner submissions from users, which were hence posted to this here thread on this very board: >>64431
Just to refresh, fullbanners are images that can link to other boards within Heyuri or to external sites. They are required to be 468x60px.

AND WHAT YOU PROBABLY MAYBE DIDN'T KNOW is that's been almost two years since the last post in that thread lol and we've only had like three approved in the past few months. Thanks to the guys who made the /j/ and radio banners. (σ･∀･)σ

SUBMISSIONS CAN BE DONE HERE AND YES, YOU CAN STICK YOUR PENIS IN THERE:
https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?mode=module&load=fullBanner
also teh clickable link underneath the top fullbanner on this page

The real good news is us mods are now able to approve banners ourselves, so... this probably won't affect approval rate by a lot, but uh... it will be a little bit higher! At least 0.2% more! Rejoice! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Do bear in mind for people looking to advertise their own website with a banner will have needed to be Rule 7+8 compliant to begin with, and also the banner itself must be SFW (but if your website is for, like, fat German grandma bestiality scat porn or something, we don't care). We also have the ability to remove banners from the rotation, but you don't have to pay us anything for the right to advertise. So even if you get rejected, it won't cost you anything. (*^ーﾟ)b

As for links to Heyuri subdomains, so far our lineup covers:
- /jp/
- /o/
- /j/
- /sw/
- The radio
- Da Rulez

Comment too long, view post No.70439 to see the full comment.
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No.70440
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TL;DR: submit ur website's 468x60px banner to appear on Heyuri here: https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?mode=module&load=fullBanner
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No.70452
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this is still my proudest contribution to this website ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.70453
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oh yeah, and I made this one too, but I think it was for a different type of banner that's since been discontinued? or something. should I attempt to resize it for 468x60px?
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No.70467
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>>70453
nvm it took 10 mins of clicking but it looks like it's still in rotation
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No.70429 AS
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since the price of ram and storage is getting expensive, maybe we should set the default font on heyuri just a little bit smaller to save space on each post. this should have a impact at scale. 100 post at normal size can prob fit 180 small post virtualy doubleing your storage
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No.70430
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where's the fatass that keeps eating the servers
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No.70421 AS
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Unautosage plz :cry:. The board has slowed noticeably over the last few weeks.
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No.70424
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On discussion boards, having the autosage limit makes sense, but I still dunno why we have it on the dump boards. :mona2:
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No.70425
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increased the age limit on image dumping boards (+ Anime/Manga board) to 2 years for the meanwhile
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No.70426
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>>70425
Thats a good decision i been waiting for!

>>70422
I care as AI faps are good faps!
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No.70427
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>>70423
>>70424
i want /l/ to be a discussion board to... ヽ(´ー｀)ノ porn boards reputation for being only for dumping and lurking facilitates nobody posting.
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No.70428
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Thanks! :iyahoo:
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No.70419 AS
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How the fuck is this thread still up, it has obvious rule 8 buzzword?!
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No.70420
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"Gooning" is a much older term than you think. It's "gooner" that's the rule 8 term
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No.70431
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>>70420
It's pretty clear from OP's image that the poster in the image was not using it in the old way. Hence, it's rule 8.
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