While cleaning around, I found an old tomb raider pamphlet with a Lara Croft butt that I used to fap to

Take a close look between this dogs legs.

While you were out enriching your life with new thoughts and experiences on the internet, I beat Parappa the Rapper

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will

AH!
M-my pinky... it's disappeared!

When everbody is trying to get in on an imaginary joke, none of them are even smiling.

Thread dedicated to famous people (real and fictional) who own nekos

someone feed them!

Manko~

i'm thinking of something AWSOME
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Girls have it lucky. If I was in possession of a VAGINA, I'd end up spending my days having multiple orgasms while inserting freaky things in it

someone just left them here...

What is /b/ reading at the moment? I'm reading this

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT 'GOOD LUCK' LOOKS LIKE

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

Router-san always works very hard to give you internets, would you liek to tell her what you've been using it for?

You come back home from a long day at werk, and you find her silently sitting in teh hallway.

Which is the right one?

Shotaz are beter than loliz!!!
And u kant change may maind!!’1!1!!1

In the late 1970s and early 1980s, Japanese researcher Chonosuke Okamura self-published a series of reports titled Original Report of the Okamura Fossil Laboratory, in which he described tiny inclusions in polished limestone from the Silurian period (425 mya) as being preserved fossil remains of tiny humans, gorillas, dogs, dragons, dinosaurs and other organisms, all of them only millimeters long, leading him to claim, "There have been no changes in the bodies of mankind since the Silurian period... except for a growth in stature from 3.5 mm to 1,700 mm.." Okamura's research earned him an Ig Nobel Prize (a parody of the Nobel Prize) in biodiversity in 1996.

thinking about buying a car.. this one already is a loli itasha

ZOMG AN ONI!

UWAAAAAAAA!!!

What person in this photo do you relate the most to?

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How do you anons download vids from Nico Nico Douga nowadays? None of the methods I used to use work anymore

TURN TEH MUSIC UP LOUDER!

Sometimes I dress like my friends and talk to myself in the mirror to imitate the feeling of hanging out

Somebody is inside my panchira folder

4chan, 4chan got wiped out!
4chan, 4chan got wiped out!

Have you heard the latest news?
4chan got wiped out!
Boards like /lit/ and /fit/ and /diy/,
And most anons ain't know why!

4chan, 4chan got wiped out!
4chan, 4chan got wiped out!

Mods said it was because of their own stupidity
But the truth is that a bomb thread on /g/ made feds uppity

4chan, 4chan got wiped out!
4chan, 4chan got wiped out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFeSEgbYLlo

I'm so angry... but even more than that, I'm just sad. （ ´,_ゝ`）
I wish I could believe the theories about it being a planned escape from an FSB assassination attempt, but they don't take out just anybody with pizza and drug charges. Normans are already calling for his head on a pike.
they'll probably him in the same jail cell as a Senegalese serial gay rapist... （╥_╥）

Loli lieks you

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does heyuri wanna grief minecraft servers together?

im on 1.20.4 so all of them are running that version too, use a vpn or mobile data if you dont trust me that they are random and i cant check the ip

my first find is a vietnamese server with unprotected spawn, i will be giving out ips as we go, ive got around a 100

45.59.168.97:25565

It is time to declare war Heyuri, This is Sabrina Carpenter a popular modern singer. The goal of this is just to get her to respond to our attack.

Would u accept using onahole just after an otokonoko came in it?

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only 1337 can taste css styles, for example burichan tastes like salty blue berries

Anon i'm going to trap you under a blanket

What is this "IRL" that everyone is talking about?

praying to kami-sama

tesuto~

The body was lying naked in the middle of the bed, the shoulders flat but the axis of the body inclined to the left side of the bed. The head was turned on the left cheek. The left arm was close to the body with the forearm flexed at a right angle and lying across the abdomen. The right arm was slightly abducted from the body and rested on the mattress. The elbow was bent, the forearm supine with the fingers clenched. The legs were wide apart, the left thigh at right angles to the trunk and the right forming an obtuse angle with the pubis.
The whole of the surface of the abdomen and thighs was removed and the abdominal cavity emptied of its viscera. The breasts were cut off, the arms mutilated by several jagged wounds and the face hacked beyond recognition of the features. The tissues of the neck were severed all round down to the bone.
The viscera were found in various parts viz: the uterus and kidneys with one breast under the head, the other breast by the right foot, the liver between the feet, the intestines by the right side and the spleen by the left side of the body. The flaps removed from the abdomen and thighs were on a table.
The bed clothing at the right corner was saturated with blood, and on the floor beneath was a pool of blood covering about two feet square. The wall by the right side of the bed and in a line with the neck was marked by blood which had struck it in several places.
The face was gashed in all directions, the nose, cheeks, eyebrows, and ears being partly removed. The lips were blanched and cut by several incisions running obliquely down to the chin. There were also numerous cuts extending irregularly across all the features.
The neck was cut through the skin and other tissues right down to the vertebrae, the fifth and sixth being deeply notched. The skin cuts in the front of the neck showed distinct ecchymosis. The air passage was cut at the lower part of the larynx through the cricoid cartilage.
Both breasts were more or less removed by circular incisions, the muscle down to the ribs being attached to the breasts. The intercostals between the fourth, fifth, and sixth ribs were cut through and the contents of the thorax visible through the openings.
The skin and tissues of the abdomen from the costal arch to the pubes were removed in three large flaps. The right thigh was denuded in front to the bone, the flap of skin, including the external organs of generation, and part of the right buttock. The left thigh was stripped of skin fascia, and muscles as far as the knee.
The left calf showed a long gash through skin and tissues to the deep muscles and reaching from the knee to five inches above the ankle. Both arms and forearms had extensive jagged wounds.
The right thumb showed a small superficial incision about one inch long, with extravasation of blood in the skin, and there were several abrasions on the back of the hand moreover showing the same condition.
On opening the thorax it was found that the right lung was minimally adherent by old firm adhesions. The lower part of the lung was broken and torn away. The left lung was intact. It was adherent at the apex and there were a few adhesions over the side. In the substances of the lung, there were several nodules of consolidation.
The pericardium was open below and the heart absent. In the abdominal cavity, there was some partly digested food of fish and potatoes, and similar food was found in the remains of the stomach attached to the intestines.

kilobyte = 1024 bytes instead of 1000 bytes

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Could you imagine getting this fat?

Imagine if every picture you wanted to fap to looked like this...

her body must be somewhere...

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who could have known system of a down knew about anon's relationship...

PENIS out for Harambe
Show some respect for a true simian hero

oni-chan, i give these to you if you do as i say.

When was the last time you touched your GameBoy Colour?

this bitch wont wake up ヽ(`Д´)ノ

quick give me some techniques that wake people up!

red code is one of my favourite flash games ever but i feel like it never got the recognition it deserved and that makes me mad ヽ(`Д´)ノ
i do admit red code 2 needed a bit of testing though, that one was nearly impossible to win

what shall i ask of the almighty chatgpt-sensei?

Breaking news: A PENIS was discovered on Mars!

Fans cause SUFFOCATION! They suck out all teh air

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HELLO, I AM LOOKING FOR MAN KNOWN AS "SPAM-KUN". HIS COLLECTION RIVALS THE AMOUNT CP STORED ON FEDERAL SERVES, WHICH WE CANNOT LET HAPPEN .PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH ALL INFORMATION AS WELL AS YOUR FULL NAME, THANK YOU.

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Today, this will be my uniform.

W- wha- what are slug-chan and slug-kun doing???

When you see this kaomoji:

<(ﾟ∀ﾟd)

What do you see it as?

SHE WAS FORCED TO EAT FECES AT GUNPOINT......

i could have sworn there was someone peeking ovar my fence earlier... but when i blinked they were gone...

which one of you is calling mai tello phone?

apparently another billionaire died.. this tiem in a yacht accident
why does public rejoice about succesful guy getting murdered
while act disgusted when i suggest an insignificant rori rape ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

pop!

since tanks are nowhere near their former glory and can be penetrated by even a few kilograms of explosive from drones, us gamers should use another word for tanking.

shielding, sponging perhaps 

it feels a bit weird to use at first, but some aspects are similar enough to C/PHP that it isn't too hard to get into. like riding a camel

Wot hapened? DDDDD:
No maymas, no good pr0n, repetitive breads & circlejerks ones :((
No, i'm serious ^.^ 5/6 years ago u could find some funny breads, now nothing...

Post traps for Heyuri to prosper

I can't tell... Is this a nise board?

わああぁぁ！！ くろきともこちゃんは3Dだ〜

This is an eighties thread

ZOMG PIZZA

I love hand-puppet massage cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSG8WctzN2A

Ever heard of the tree-man disease, Heyuri? Take a moment to say thanks to your immune system.

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i want to sleep in a kotatsu

these cans are hard to stack on top of each other (;´Д`) This was as high as i could get it without it getting too unstable

Neko is sitting on my lap, too comfortable to move

does this format make you smile even a little bit?

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cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat (=^･ω･^=)

0_0

here, haev an angel. but this is compensated dating so make sure to pay up!!!

POST IT YEAAHHHHH KILL KILL KILL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiO6-mcfz4I&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYLlK-_q4A&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYanAa6M-yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhB5zqicMKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzNgprjqVrM

fuck that was trash

You want to be an honorary oldfag, right? You better start licking then

i want it to be halloween already! it's been ages since i've had any good sweets...

Are Heyuri's ears good?
https://www.echalk.co.uk/Science/biology/hearing/HowOldIsYourHearing/resource.html
I get liek more than 10 years worse than expected

there are many piggu forcast this after-noon

I will get drunk later. Yay!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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the jam came alive! (ﾟｰﾟ)

will heyuri help me choose what next game to play?

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A bunch of you talked me into buying a ticket to an anime convention while I was drunk last night. You also demanded pictures. Well I went, and got some. Not a lot though because I have crippling social anxiety and autism. I also met nobody and did not enjoy my time there. And couldn't afford anything nice.

So now as requested I will dump some pictures ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

What are some of your favorite projects based on reverse engineered or leaked source code?
https://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Game_engine_recreations_and_source_ports
Here's a list of a bunch of 'em and I just found out The Simpsons Hit & Run source was leaked which isn't listed there: https://github.com/Svxy/The-Simpsons-Hit-and-Run

WE WAITING~

but for what?

Would you go back in time and secretly molest yourself when you were 6 if you were to get 100k when you were 30

I have a lot of free time at the moment, but I can't get myself to focus on reading at home. So far, I think it's hard to read in a café with too much light and too much space between the tables, but it helps if you can get into a far corner. I find the library way too quiet to read in, so I definitely like for there to be some light chatter as background noise. Any thoughts?

i'll reach out of teh screen to meet you, heyuri. See you soon

what are you trying to pay for little miss?

/b/EST BOARD!!!

quick! a drowning girl!!! Are you gonna save her or what!?

what OS do you use
i just installed gentoo

AT ATTENTION HEYURIZEN!
We were too blind! The PENIS Kingdom ammassed their forces and has started a full on assault on Heyuri!
We were all caught completely off guard, but thanks to the efforts of our secret agents we were able to snatch a piece of their plans, we need to act fast and come up with a plan, our fellow heyurizen are dying by the minute!

Here's a breakdown:
1- their attacks are currently focusing on the LOLI and JP fronts, as you can see they are attempting to capture Rapecity and NotCP, the wealthiest cities in the LOLI EMPIRE, to feed their warmachine most likely, furthermore their efforts to conquest 日本語が話せません proves only one thing: they intend to bend the whole country to their will so that JP becomes just another puppet state

2- their secondary objective is the capture of the WINS ARCHIVE in oekaki, we CANNOT ALLOW THIS! unfortunately for us Oekaki is wholly unprepared for this attack and the disgusting PENISES are advancing by the minute, slaughtering innocent wins!

3- Our intelligence, though incomplete, has given us an approximate number of their forces and... it does not look good for us...
we counted at least 150k PENISTANKS, 200k VAGINAPLANES and there have been concerning images of secret never-before-seen weapons

4- Thankfully the strength of the ANIME FAPCIRCLE scared them off enough to build fortifications instead of attacking, the governor of the ANIME FAPCIRCLE informed us that he can spare 150k troops and 50k OPPAITANKS for the defense of Heyuri

Kaguya is currently unreachable so we cannot rely on his wisdom and so... the war council is in session!

it's always the same with me (;´Д`)
i watch a new anime, it has a cute girl, i fantasize about her
the latest victim of my fantasies is picrel, how can i stop? （ ´,_ゝ`）

a kaiju!!!

I hope this doesn't come across as an attempt at shilling something.
I just heard about this mobile application called "Randonautica" that supposedly uses magic quantum randomness woo woo to find random locations near your area that are related to your "intentions" or something.

Of course, this is Heyuri, so what does a modern mobile app have to do with old net culture?

Essentially, the urban legends and mystery surrounding it seem like the kind of stuff 2ch/old 4chan would eat right up. As far as rumors go, an interesting one is that the service gets its information from a dark web site. And aside from rumors, there's been a confirmed case where a group of people stumbled across the bodies of a murdered couple.

Have any other Heyurizens used this? I don't know what to make of this, it almost seems like something out of some shonen anime or manga.

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Ridin a tricycle

DIE FISHY!

my pet butterfly drowned today

Who here on Heyuri is also hikikomori?

It has been 8-years for me.

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if you are lucky, you'll see one of these between 2 vending machines

this is how i watch anime

the world needs more female perverts

ARIGATOU MOON-SAN!!

FIIIIREE!!!!! *PEEEEW*

mahou!

Do you guys ever put up stickers? I used to like to grab stickers from places that freely gave them out and put them somewhere near my house and see it all the time. But I have noticed recently almost all of the stickers I see are political in nature.

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Look at these cuties from Hinamizawa!

Which one of these JKs would you fuck /b/?

this is how i watch anime

Fun microsoft fact: The win10 calculator likes to randomly insert a bunch of invisible characters into your clipboard when you copy from it sometimes so you can spend hours trying to figure out what the fuck is causing errors because you actually pasted %E2%80%AD‭‭‬‭2011C4%E2%80%AC‬ instead of ‭‭‬‭2011C4.

i changed the color to green, i am a hax0r nao

There's a hill near my house with a shit ton of rabbits. i haev considered catching one

always be on alert... or this could happen

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You should taek a ride inside a washing machine some time, it could be fun liek an amusement ride

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while you were wasting your time on the internet i beat Ico

blessed be ueda and his creative mind

there's a hidden カメラ

most deodorant sux, so i don't use it ( ´ω`) though my mother says i smell bad

just give her teh cake!! (;´Д`)

fucknugget

they must haev seen something really cool on Internetz

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wat is your favorite bird heyuri? personally i liek ducks (´ー`)

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Remember the millenniums old advice: ゆっくりしていってね！
https://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/25/middleeast/turkish-skeleton-says-relax/index.html

Achoo!

My cat spilled coffee on teh computer which somehow shorted everything. Evil neko winz this tiem

Human i can eat?

are black cats considered bad luck?

this swimsuit is far too small (;´Д`)

w-we're alive

picrel is what happens when you leave teh worms in your stomach for too long

i wanted to change my monitor because everything was blurry
turns out i just had to put on my prescription glasses!
i didnt wear them for a year

ZOMG character development!

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Which Azumango would you like to live with? Note that you will NOT have sex0rz or do anything Sekushii! You will just have to deal with her in your day-to-day life.

Does anyone know of a good book concerning japanese history?

looks liek fun

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octopi are too perverted!!

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Take a guess about what's inside her

You're outta touch, Heyuri.
You're also outta time.

while you were wasting your time on the internet I studied the blade

Alice hasn't seen you back home for several days and she's a little upset and worried. Where have you been?

LOUDER!!!

THE GAME

What do the turkish think of this guy?

Tomo's favourite band is Weezer.

sorry to walk in on you - lock teh door next time!

I don't want to work on this fucking resit assignment anymore, Heyuri! I can't fucking face it. Life is such BS. I should just fail and drop out and work on an oil rig!

i'd liek to kill and eat an angel. Especially taking its wings and roasting them over a fire

i can see IPs nyu

I'm going to marry you whether you like it or not

2day i maed fried chicken

Throughout history, children have been able to psychically communicate with eachother across long distances through EM waves emmitted by head lice. The lice attach directly to the childs skull to recieve neural impulses. This symbiosis is a natural part of childhood and essential to healthy emotional development. Lice removal and hair care services are a government project set up to protect the adult conspiracy from the revolutionary threat posed to it by children bearing these special powers. Make sure to keep your children away from hairdressers and take them to local nit-sharing parties at least once a year!

Pull my finger

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Guys, I think my computer's broken..
I just fuckin bought this thing!

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We post about Foxsuke (Firefox mascot) ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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every day i drink around 2 cups of coffee and at most 5 cups of tea. caffeine... i can't live without it

a beautiful expression

what does emo kid become after she cheers up?

I just came to the sudden realization that this music video is cool as hell