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We will watch Strike Witches (2008) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]
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No.69360 [Reply]
I frequently vow to myself never again to visit this place, because it makes me angry and depressed, yet I can't keep myself from coming back here. Call it an addiction.
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No.69361
me too…:cry:
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No.69362
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very important /q/ post: anon cannot cope with the fact that he's a deranged weirdo that's into little girls! :kuma6:

but they are such /q/ties! they'll make you feel so good, OP! (ﾟー｀)
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No.69363
once youre here you never leave :x3:
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No.69364
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Is this brother upchuck?
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No.69365
why would heyuri make you mad or sad?

:sad::sweat:
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No.69344 [Reply]
Why was my thread deleted? :unsure:
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No.69354
The worst thing about anonwaha is that he is probably bald and or fat. Being an absolute hitler of a moderator is #3
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No.69355
I just screenshotted the above post and copied it to a hard drive which is no longer connected to my computer, I also sent it to 2 other people. Should be impossible for the waha-gestapo to take it off the internet now
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No.69356
I'm neither bald nor fat, and I wasn't even the one who baleeted OP's thread :unsure:
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No.69357
>I'm neither bald nor fat
Damn, my fantasy ruined... (;´Д`)
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No.69359
let's try this again!
the best thing about anonwaha is that she has a flat chest and lieks to post it on heyuri...(´￢`)
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No.69337 [Reply]
what if this site reused the flash/file mode for tracker files? users could upload tracker modules from all over the place and even upload their own creations. you could even have an embedded player. iichan had this back in the day and it was pretty neat. although it just behaved like a normal futaba board. tell me if this idea is gay or not, thanks!

picrel is from the kareha source code
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No.69339
>>69338
yeah, the way i'm thinking is taking whatever modarchive uses to play modules in the browser and integrate that to a board that looks and acts like the flash board

ideally you'd give the board like 1-2 pages
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nsf could be nice too considering how accessible famitracker is but that would require bringing in yet another library in and you'd likely just have people reupload music from NES games :glare2:
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No.69341
seeing those thumbnails there gave me an unbearable wave of nostalgia for iichan, goddamn (;´Д`)
like, ache inside my bones strong

a .mod/xm/it/s3m board would kick ass although I don't know how many people here use trackers lol ( ´ω`)
I do, so I guess I'd post, but we'd need a show of hands for people who would (´人｀)
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No.69342
>>69341
i'd... uh... be willin to learn ヽ（⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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>>69341
they are very charming thumbnails

it would also just be a fun thing to show off modules you found elsewhere too but OC would obviously be better
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No.69313 [Reply]
Why does this site have a female-only board but not the male equivalent? Is this some kind of weird feminist website? Because in that case, I don't want to be here.
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No.69324
its a crap board that no one wants
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No.69325
there's already two /test/osterone boards but nobody uses them
https://img.heyuri.net/test/
https://img.heyuri.net/test2/
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No.69326
We already have /b/ - Boys and /s/ - Shounen. How many more do you need?
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No.69327
/a/ - Andro
/b/ - Boys
/c/ - Cocks
/f/ - Fellas
/h/ - Hunks
/j/ - Jocks
/jp/ - Just PENIS
/l/ - Lads
/o/ - Onanism
/q/ - Queers
/s/ - Shounen
/sw/ - Small Willies
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No.69328
>>69324
you don't have to use any board that you don't like :smile:
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No.69196 [Reply]
We ought to ban (and rape) sweet emo

(We could raep you first! ) banhammer

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No.69242
>>69240
Pretty sure sweet emo is actually female. She posted some picture on her tumblr and she looks like a girl. She also looks obese though.
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No.69275
>>69242
>obese
so what prompted her to call herself sweet:dark:
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No.69276
>>69275
sugary sweet diabetes blood... :drool:
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>obese
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No.69319
>We ought to ban (and rape) sweet emo
We should do that, but without the b& part :drool:
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No.69309 [Reply]
Can you explain moar what an bunkasai is?

is it an event for making site related OC, or just to show off whatever youre working on? :astonish:

thanks.
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No.69310
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Bunkasai means "cultural festival" - you often see it in teh animez set in school. All the classes work on producing some kind of fun/creative feature (e.g. food stands, themed cafes, haunted houses, sports/games, drama/music performances, etc.), and then the school is opened up to the public to see it all

On Heyuri, we designate a specific day (though things like this are fully welcome any day of the year) for us to all create fun/creative things for each other to see and experience

There's no limits or expectations - just whatever you (or your group) can come up with :biggrin:
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No.69312
>>69310
thank you!
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No.69300 [Reply]
Does anyone know what happened to the Panty & Stocking thread on /a/?
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No.69304
maybe it was deleted back when that guy deleted a bunch of threads but didnt get restored?
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No.69305
I don't think so, I'd remembrar if it was from that time
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No.69306
Deleted posts don't currently get stored anywhere (the development of such a feature is in Teh Backlog), and the only evidence of a deletion is in the board's action log

That only gives vague info like "JanitorA deleted No.123456 on /b/ at 2025-08-29 12:34:56", so it's not particularly useful in situations like these unless we have the post number :sweat2:
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No.69307
https://img.heyuri.net/a/koko.php?res=4755
https://img.heyuri.net/a/koko.php?res=1082

not sure if these are it based off your description but these are the only threads i can think of. I don't remember there being a panty & stocky thread liek you describe
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No.69308
>>69307
Das is it! Thank you
I was searching for "panty and stocking" because I misremembered the thread and thought they added a subject w/ the da title :sweat2:
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No.69243 [Reply]
We can only wonder how many users silently left due to the mods catering to a handful of rule-breaking underage """""girls""""" (even giving them their own dead board)

Could this be why recent cytube attendance was at an all time low? Most people upset by these changes probably just packed up and left rather than complaining... :cry:

We demand the closure of /j/ and total annihilation of all the men pretending to be little girls for the sake of the mods boners, now!
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No.69292
>>69291
as part of the KIDS ONLINE SAFETY ACT, heyuri is required to verify age of all /j/-posters, including minors, using proof-of-boob digital system:nyaoo:
i hope kagunya drops the db for us:foruda::iyahoo:
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>>69292
Even fifth graders can have boobs, a close-up spread VAGINA and butthole verification would work better. This would also verify that users are female and not just fat guys with waxed moobs.
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No.69294
>>69289
i only ask because i almost mentioned having a boyfriend recently in a reply but refrained because i wasn't sure if it was a rule 8 violation and have been wondering about that ever since
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No.69295
>i only ask because i almost mentioned having a boyfriend recently
You would be far from the first to do so :xd:
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No.69296
>>69288
we've had several threads of heyurians jerking off to some exhibitionist fag.
you'd be hard pressed to outdo that
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No.69060 [Reply]
Idea: add /g/
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No.69100
no /g/ unless its ment to be unix/pgrog or anything computable/logical
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No.69283
add the technology board so we can talk about the ccru
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No.69284
as much as I like talking about technology, nearly every tech board I've seen has degenerated into shit flinging ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

people get extremely tribal over what they use (´～`)
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No.69285
i propose a stinky unwashed PENIS board called /smeg/
there you can talk about linux all day
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No.69286
>>69285
you make me sick.
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No.69162 [Reply]
Sign here if you want hokke
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No.69177
:hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke:
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No.69178
:hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke::hokke:
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No.69179
:hokke:🔫
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No.69187
>>69171
Thank you, kaguya 💗:hokke:
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No.69190
:hokke::hokke::foruda::hokke:
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No.69182 [Reply]
Can we learn what emote is the most popular?
I am more interested with least popular emotes :nyaoo:

Like checking the database how many hits there are with each emote code by board and or time frame like yearly usage of each?

I suspect it to either be the mask emote or glare2 emote, hokke is new but I bet she was used more than glare2!

It would be a fun graph to compare their numbers!
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No.69184
I remembrar this thread! >>63329
It's probably just biggrin, it's in 2577 posts in total :nyaoo-closedeyes:
I liek to use nyaoo-closedeyes above, but it's in 861 posts
:dark: is in 730 posts
:smile: in 354
:mona2: in 261
:angry: in 871
is there a command to automate? :sweat2:
oh, sweat2 is in 836 posts
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No.69185
:x3:
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No.69186
:hokke:
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No.69188
:wink:
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No.69189
what the fuck... i had a dream about this question, then i woke up and someone already asked....
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No.69180 [Reply]
Who is "Anonymous" and why does it seem like he's the only guy posting on this website? Sometimes he even replies to himself, or to the same post several times.

Thanks
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No.69181
He is a ferocious identity that plagues this site. Dude with the most known alternative personalities. Every single anonymous site is created by one of those alternate personalities as a container for another. It's why all of them are so slow, just one dude's behind it all!
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No.69153 [Reply]
test
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No.69154
im not gonna use this trip in the future. its one time use. thx kaguynye
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No.69090 [Reply]
heyuri/j/ is really just another master baiting board isn't it.
its here for users to fap thinking actual little girls are really here isn't it.
or to fap while larping as a little girl isn't it.
it's here to be place for little girls so heyuri's can fap in secrecy to them isn't it.

/j/ is a porn board for the guys and a user board for the little girls.. isnt it...
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No.69099
>>69096
i'm 38 but i come off as underage because i'm a retard!
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No.69101
>>69095
I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
Won't really say who, since I think it's a dumb rule anyway.
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No.69114
>I mean, I can think of 3 confirmed underage users, one of each is really obvious and posted the method of confirmation on the site and one other which is known to be underage by at least one mod.
If you're referring to anyone on the CGI site (and I can only think of one), Rule 0 doesn't currently apply there. If you mean the main site, I don't know who you're referring to
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>>69093
>>69095
i am on a quest for that
it seems to be only on that site, i have since gotten the full image preview
was a webp despite site telling me it was a jpg
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>>69093
>>69095
>>69145
it seems the whole video is just him jacking off there. boring. you can enumarate the file name on this. 1.jpg 2.jpg and see for your self.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10638000/10638881/240x180/1.jpg

BUT THIS IS ONLY PART 3 IN THE SERIES
you get a whole 10 mins in this one. and he steams up the whole wind sheild here
https://thisvid.com/videos/tonka-series-pt-1/


part 2 is where you get the real action at. this is the one we need.
https://media.thisvid.com/contents/videos_screenshots/10573000/10573969/240x180/1.jpg
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No.69074 [Reply]
Because of the new internet laws, I propose that Heyuri has i2p/Tor mirrors similar to 8chan. This would be very useful in general privacy. Not to mention the strong /l/olikon culture of Heyuri has made it a target for a wide range of issues in the past, such as our old domain registar BAWWWWWWing about our love for a good loli. Having mirrors or a seperate domain would fix this issue altogether. Thoughts?
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No.69082
might not be so distant :cry:
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No.69084
Teh distant future: Closer than ever!
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>>69079
Do not discount the iceberg reality of websites. 90% of users have never made a post. Consult the pie chart.
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No.69139
>>69081
It might be a noob solution but what if heyuri additionally exported static html to the separate tor hosting directory? So the tor directory would be gutted of php. Regular web heyuri and tor heyuri would be effectively separate. If there is no php in the tor one (as it is copied static files) then posts can't be made as there is no mechanism to possibly be able to post. Which would make it effectively read only.

I tried to contribute. :cry:
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No.69140
>>69139
I think tor would have a separate iptables rules. It might work.
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