Overboard@Heyuri

Everything will be fine!
Watch me moon that werewolf!
WHAT guard?
You and what army?
Make Me!
I'll wait until I can see its eyes...
You saw a WHAT around the corner?
C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
It doesn't hurt, really!
Don't worry - it doesn't bite...
Don't worry, I can handle it.
Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat
Then we just clip this little wire here...
Forget picking the lock-Just kick the door down!
Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor.
Go ahead--I dare you!
Have I ever let you down before?
What pit?
It's perfectly safe. Let me show you...
I bet it's an illusion.
I disarmed the trap.
I'm not lost!
I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
This should be easy...
You don't look so tough
Nothing can penetrate this armor!
What's that beeping and where's the smoke coming from?
I thought YOU silenced the guard!
I think it's dead
I'm not afraid...
It's not poisonous...
What's the worse that the town can do? Lynch us?
Let's not worry about that now...
I read a book on magic -- what could go wrong?
What's that green stuff drippin' from the...
This is the stupidest thing I have ever done...
Mongols? I don' see no Mo-
Naw - it's just sleeping...
No one ever died from it...
Don't worry, I've taken this drug a thousand times...
Trust me! I'm an expert!
That could never happen here...
We're not too high up...
Oh, don't be so paranoid...
Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!
Try it, you'll like it.
It's only a scratch...
This looks like a safe place to camp.
Don't worry, it's only a five minute job!
Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds
Trust me, you don't need this file.
This Babe Ruth card won't be worth anything!
It's fine! My Pentium did the calculations.
Hey, Dragon, got a light?
Watch me slay that sleeping dragon...
I NEVER need to use a condom.
Well, I think that's the last of them...
HA! I always knew you didn't have the guts!
You turned the power off, right?
I drank what?
Hey! What can possibly go wrong?
Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Don't Push that but...
Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!
How do we know you're the REAL Angel of Death?
Where'd that arrow come from?

If humans don't colonize outer space, the human civilization is surely doomed because the Sun will eventually go supernova.(;´Д`)

just curious, how many CAPTCHA's are solved every day in 2022, i remember hearing that in 2010 it was 150,000,000 but that figure is pretty outdated
i just solved one when posting this right now so be sure to add 1 to that number

https://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1662319386/ (・∀・)

https://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1662232817/ (´ー`)

Did Kaguya just do this manually? I was able to archive just fine yesterday.

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Might be the most embarrassing thing im going to post here. I made a site called Will It Masturbate? (https://willitmasturbate.neocities.org/) and going to ask you guys: what lube do you have horrible/awesome experiences with? I am way too scared to try the other shits myself so please drop out your memories here for me to put as information on the site ( ´ω`)

what is the current ppd on /b/?

who did they go?

I am looking to make some quick money. I know a few people who would buy shrooms off of me if I grew them. The thing is, if they get a bad high and kill some random person I don't want to be connected to that. What are the chances of something like that happening?

What do you think of my Raccon AA character?
https://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1661654270/l50
You can also reply in my thread i made! (・∀・)

Strange World@Heyuri... (;´Д`)

I have a genius idea which cannot possibly fail. We post a picture of heyuri tan on 4chan and simply write the name heyuri in the filename as a sort of cross promotion that avoid's the banhammerz. Absolutely nothing could go wrong!!!

I'm making this thread for those of us who couldn't make it to the townhall but still want to discuss matters. Also becuz BBS > chat

According to teh logs (which you can find in full here: https://www.heyuri.net/_/townhall_6.txt ), the points of discussion were as follows:

1. Kokonotsuba bugs aren't high priority right now because Heyuri is being ported(?) to TinyIB
Townhall response: nobody commented on it but everyone clapped for Barry upon kuz's request

2. Thx 2 POTI-board's main developer for coming to Heyuri to help us and also listening to suggestions for the English translation

3. HeyuriRemix gets pretty much no traffic, what should be done with it?
Townhall response: nobody outside of the staff had even heard of it

4. 2ちゃん (AKA 2ch.cx) has a bug that allows for easy DoS attacks, but Nakura (the owner) has been MIA since November 29th - Barry is investigating the bug and it might be back online in a week, 2 weeks, or maybe tomorrow (the bug is very perplexing)
Townhall response: "yay"

5. Monthly anime = FAIL, maybe anime movie/OVA nights on a Heyuri cytube will work better
Townhall response: they agreed

6. Should kuz's wife be invited to the 6th Annual International Convention of Heyurizens?
Townhall response: opinions are mixed, but mostly yes

7. (skipped)

8.5. Heyuri imageboards used to have INFINITE PAGES™, but is it worth sticking to only having 5 pages if it makes them faster?
Townhall response: "yep"

8.5.ii. Bump limit for threads was recently increased from 3 days to 7, should it be increased/decreased or stay at 7?
Townhall response: townhall liek 7

9. ASCII D1CKZ (skipped)
Townhall response: no comment

10. Tell a Hitler joke
Barry: why wasn't hitler allowed to compete in the olympics?
Barry: he couldn't even finish one race
Townhall response: they LOL'd

11. (404)

12. Nonickname has been lurking #heyuri for years but has never spoken, what's up with that?
Townhall response: opinions range from "he's shy" to "he's an omnipresent being"

13. Heyuri has a bad reputation outside of Heyuri for various reasons. The Heyuri pro-war movement says that we must retaliate and destroy the enemy, while the Heyuri anti-war movement says that this will only create moar drama and we should maek friends instead - what do the masses think of this dilemma? Which will be more effective in improving Heyuri's reputation: war or peace? destruction or construction? haet or loev?
kuz: declares himself pro-war
kaguya: declares himself anti-war
Townhall response: mostly indifferent

13.ii. kuz suggests that most detractors aren't anti-Heyuri, but are instead anti-kuz - a proposed solution to end the war dilemma is kuz stepping down and giving kaguya the Heyuri crown. Do you think this sacrifice would save heyuri? or is it useless?
kuz: goes AFK to maek tea
kaguya: suggests some sites he would like to try befriending and cooperating with
kuz: returns and lays out some of the current problems with promoting Heyuri and says he thinks stepping down is a good idea
Townhall response: some deliberation but doesn't arrive at a concrete conclusion

14. Why don't you visit kolyma IRC?
Townhall response: answers range from "ayashii" to "i'm not talkative"

15. kuz suggests a conclusion on the War VS Peace question: people don't care and just want to post, but we should still befriend neutral sites and cease activities which provoke conflict or turn us into warmongers
Townhall response: "sure"
kaguya: wants to also make peace with hostile sites and clear Heyuri's name

16. What if there was a userboard on 2ちゃん where people could upload banners, like the /banner/ board we used to have?
Townhall response: "ye"