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I heard the LA riots are spreading to other cities like Chicago now. Football, boxing, MMA etc. are all boring sports, the only american sport I like watching are race riots like these. Who do you think will win this time?
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heres some cakey at least ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Has anyone tried the Bubbletea Go framework for making TUIs? It seems pretty easy to get started and the girl giving the tutorials is cute :love:
https://github.com/charmbracelet/bubbletea
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azarashi Replies 3
hello nyaa~ azarashi are you still here?
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should i watch fast and furious?
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what would be an enticing text to write on the sign? aimed at people who program in C/C++
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Source? Replies 24
Hello guys, is there anyone who can provide me with the original of this image? ☺
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Considering the latest posts... Replies 10
Are there serial killers in this site? Please drop a reply so I can boast about having talked to one later on :biggrin:
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No subject Replies 13
Green whore! I want to beat you! I want to do things to you! You can't sing! You can't explain things! Useless green thing!!!
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Univermag Krasnodar Replies 6
Hi guys.

This is the Krasnodar department store.
The toilet on the first floor hasn't worked for a year and a half.

I've written about this problem many times to my compatriots on 2ch.hk, but they couldn't help me.

You probably won't help me either, I just want you to know about it.
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mausland.de Replies 0
Does anyone remember visiting a site for flash games called mausland.de? My favorite series is the Miami Shark games:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6pXVS8CCgA

There were also Castle Cat, Powerfox and some other one-off games like Billy Blue Fish.
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I heard a puerto rican loli (she was super hot, sleek black hair, pretty near-japanese facial features) rip a huge fart in the store I work at today. She laughed her head off and her older brother was pinching his nose saying "yer fawking deesgasting, broh"
You have no idea how bad I wanted to run over to the fruit stand she farted in front of and inhale her fumes. The sound of her fart has been replaying in my head all night.
Also can't stop thinking about how those apples have her farticles on them now. :drool:
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Y'know, I've got like, two XMPP accounts. (one xmpp dot jp and one blah dot im) I'm in the mood to have more people in my contact list. Doesn't matter if you add one account or the other, I'm willing to chat.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Her man in the store tryna try his best
But he just can't seem to get Kanye fresh
But we still hood famous (Goddamn)
Yeah, we still hood famous
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i went to the gym for the first time in about 6 months and i vomited at the end. at least i still got a good workout in. it was all red from me eating doriots earlier but i also had chicken alfredo so luckily it just looked like i had spaghetti and not like i had internal bleeding
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uh... mr president??
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I probably posted this before, but I'm posting it again, fuck it. :biggrin:
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now that lolicons are more and more persecuted we need to establish our own payment processor and datacenters so that we can support our favourite loli artists
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Do you like skateboarding?
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I remember for a few weeks before I was visited by the FBI, they would send one of their agents to my place of residence probably about once a week to walk around the whole area with a large dog while using their phone to record the surroundings. I think they were trying to get a survey of my property
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⚠ ENTERO SOMEWHERE ELSO ⚠
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have a good day eveyrone Replies 1
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Heyuri Unofficial Game and Chill MUC Replies 1
xmpp:heyurixmpp@chat.disroot.org?join

miria moment
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Hi do u guys have any recommendations for disturbing vocaloid songs? I'm looking 4 new listening material and I've only rly found teh surface level stuff, I've liked it but I'm looking for moar :happy:
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Hay look at this kewl van :biggrin:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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No subject Replies 3
an bowl of rice (´¬`)
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heh... boobies :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No subject Replies 13
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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No subject Replies 21
Live fast, love hard, die young.
Anykeyeva Valentina Ilinichna's thread.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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No subject Replies 7
There is nothing like listening to loud music while intoxicated, I have reached unity with the universe :happy:
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Do you ever shop on ebay? I haven't bought anything from there since I was a broke 14 year old. I bought a Thinkpad 410i for 40 dollars I believe and it was my treasure. I honestly have no idea what happened to it though. I've been looking for another nice older Thinkpad to learn to Libreboot with so I've been searching for a X200 without the tablet features
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Is there anything interesting hosted on the Gemini protocol?
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PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH
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secret training camp in the jungle 😲
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mahjong Replies 7
play mahjong 🀄🀄🀄
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No subject Replies 2
Watch funny glitchy hentai robot videos.

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│ 1 │ 1 │ May 24th, 2025 │ 无题
│ 2 │ 1 │ May 17th, 2025 │ 脱
│ 3 │ 1 │ May 2nd, 2025 │ 瑟瑟的尽头是?/pixel
│ 4 │ 1 │ May 1st, 2025 │ 51
│ 5 │ 1 │ April 22nd, 2025 │ 无
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=130751656-130514942-129938046-129901205-129585645
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│ 6 │ 1 │ April 22nd, 2025 │ 拆她
│ 7 │ 1 │ April 18th, 2025 │ 蛙子/ToHeart2
│ 8 │ 1 │ April 17th, 2025 │ 无题
│ 9 │ 1 │ April 12th, 2025 │ 凛/fate, Fate/staynight
│ 10 │ 1 │ April 8th, 2025 │ 无题
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=129580058-129445641-129410184-129235408-129091164
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│ 11 │ 1 │ April 6th, 2025 │ 无题/Kanon
│ 12 │ 1 │ April 4th, 2025 │ 无题
│ 13 │ 1 │ April 3rd, 2025 │ 无题
│ 14 │ 1 │ April 3rd, 2025 │ 拼点渣画质
│ 15 │ 1 │ April 2nd, 2025 │ 撕丝
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=129026348-128938589-128919997-128910247-128871380
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│ 16 │ 1 │ April 2nd, 2025 │ 玩了一天
│ 17 │ 1 │ April 1st, 2025 │ 奇迹
│ 18 │ 1 │ April 1st, 2025 │ 手感
│ 19 │ 1 │ March 30th, 2025 │ 无题
│ 20 │ 1 │ March 30th, 2025 │ 无题/sex, pokemon
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=128868068-128855664-128841564-128784416-128765784
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│ 21 │ 1 │ March 29th, 2025 │ 无题/sex
│ 22 │ 1 │ March 27th, 2025 │ 无题
│ 23 │ 1 │ March 22nd, 2025 │ 三重快乐/pokemon
│ 24 │ 1 │ March 15th, 2025 │ 无敌
│ 25 │ 1 │ March 11th, 2025 │ 无题
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=128742290-128642730-128480906-128231180-128080514
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│ 26 │ 1 │ March 9th, 2025 │ 无题/GenshinImpact
│ 27 │ 1 │ March 7th, 2025 │ 额,,,
│ 28 │ 1 │ March 7th, 2025 │ 好诗
│ 29 │ 2 │ March 5th, 2025 │ 无题
│ 30 │ 2 │ March 3rd, 2025 │ 无题
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=128031589-127952501-127950507-127896678-127820152
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│ 31 │ 2 │ March 2nd, 2025 │ N年前画的图
│ 32 │ 2 │ February 21st, 2025 │ 拳套
│ 33 │ 2 │ February 16th, 2025 │ 无题
│ 34 │ 2 │ February 6th, 2025 │ 随机抽点动图补帧
│ 35 │ 2 │ January 22nd, 2025 │ 无题/elf
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=127802978-127483006-127320492-126960132-126458442
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│ 36 │ 2 │ January 16th, 2025 │ loli/loli
│ 37 │ 2 │ January 12th, 2025 │ tenis
│ 38 │ 2 │ January 12th, 2025 │ 无题
│ 39 │ 2 │ January 11th, 2025 │ 无题
│ 40 │ 3 │ January 11th, 2025 │ 芭芭拉,但是没套lora
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=126257003-126160959-126140525-126126876-126126229
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│ 41 │ 3 │ January 11th, 2025 │ 吸血鬼/lolita
│ 42 │ 3 │ December 24th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 43 │ 3 │ December 19th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 44 │ 3 │ December 18th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 45 │ 3 │ December 18th, 2024 │ 无题
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=126117241-125466988-125335620-125311675-125294590
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│ 46 │ 3 │ December 17th, 2024 │ sha
│ 47 │ 3 │ December 17th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 48 │ 3 │ December 16th, 2024 │ 晓
│ 49 │ 3 │ December 16th, 2024 │ 爆米花
│ 50 │ 3 │ December 16th, 2024 │ 帮脱
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=125269342-125268772-125245800-125244850-125241034
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│ 51 │ 3 │ December 16th, 2024 │ 看不到
│ 52 │ 3 │ December 16th, 2024 │ 啥也没干
│ 53 │ 3 │ December 14th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 54 │ 3 │ December 13th, 2024 │ 无题/game
│ 55 │ 3 │ December 12th, 2024 │ 无题
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=125240368-125240120-125173192-125156180-125125374
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│ 56 │ 3 │ December 12th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 57 │ 3 │ December 12th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 58 │ 3 │ December 12th, 2024 │ 无题/elf
│ 59 │ 3 │ December 9th, 2024 │ 妈耶,打击感好强
│ 60 │ 3 │ December 5th, 2024 │ 穿了个寂寞
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=125119602-125119393-125119182-125046244-124915358
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│ 61 │ 3 │ December 4th, 2024 │ test
│ 62 │ 3 │ December 4th, 2024 │ 脱裙子
│ 63 │ 3 │ December 3rd, 2024 │ 武器
│ 64 │ 3 │ December 3rd, 2024 │ 铃掀裙子/vocaloid
│ 65 │ 3 │ December 3rd, 2024 │ 无题
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=124893148-124886865-124872529-124866564-124866251
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│ 66 │ 3 │ December 3rd, 2024 │ 啊
│ 67 │ 3 │ December 2nd, 2024 │ 啪
│ 68 │ 3 │ December 1st, 2024 │ 无题
│ 69 │ 3 │ December 1st, 2024 │ 这咖啡跟泥浆一样,,
│ 70 │ 3 │ November 30th, 2024 │ 看一次笑一次
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=124861677-124842154-124816534-124811820-124774962
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│ 71 │ 3 │ November 29th, 2024 │ 所以,为什么是高跟鞋
│ 72 │ 3 │ November 28th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 73 │ 3 │ November 27th, 2024 │ 我去,好肉/elf
│ 74 │ 3 │ November 27th, 2024 │ 穿模了
│ 75 │ 3 │ November 27th, 2024 │ 无题
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=124734630-124714915-124685907-124685533-124683350
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│ 76 │ 3 │ November 26th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 77 │ 3 │ November 26th, 2024 │ 老图跑动/JK
│ 78 │ 3 │ November 26th, 2024 │ 6了6了
│ 79 │ 4 │ November 23rd, 2024 │ xd
│ 80 │ 4 │ November 23rd, 2024 │ 无题
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=124657428-124656710-124656174-124567079-124566247
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│ 81 │ 4 │ November 19th, 2024 │ 无题/JK
│ 82 │ 4 │ October 24th, 2024 │ 无题
│ 83 │ 4 │ October 24th, 2024 │ tes
│ 84 │ 4 │ October 22nd, 2024 │ 无题
│ 85 │ 4 │ October 22nd, 2024 │ 无题
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│ │ │ │ https://ugoira.com/?ids=124451973-123637827-123615332-123581471-123577496
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what goes on in yunnan?
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Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy Replies 2
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:abd7cc1236594fda1dbe2ae00e71614c63d166a3&dn=Canterlot+Royal+Ballet+Academy+by+AVCHonline.zip&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce
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I will lose all my savings to thiz :cry:
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Why is Yoko Ono's head so big and square...
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I started researching internet self-censorship and inadvertly learned a lot about the early net. Here are some links of you're interested:

Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language by Gretchen McCulloch
https://archive.org/details/gretchen-mc-culloch-because-internet-understanding-the-new-rules-of-language-riv

A whole book on the evolution of internet speaks. Touches heavily on net communities before the 2010s due to a lot of the language being tied to the history itself


A Declaration of Independence of the Cyberspace by John Perry Barlow
https://www.eff.org/cyberspace-independence

1996 declaration from a very libertarian hopeful. Might be depressing depending on how much you hate the current centralized net :cry:


Net.Wars by Wendy M. Grossman
https://www.jstor.org/stable/jj.15280371

A 1997 book about the influx of new users from 1993 onwards and their clash with the community beforehand. Just started it, so that last sentence might not be all that accurate, who knows :rolleyes:
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can u tell your mom to stop farting on my goods!? :angry:
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How to talk to a NEET girl? Replies 27
I saw a really cute girl at the methadone clinic on Tuesday. She was wearing a flannel shirt and pajama bottoms. We looked at each other for a little while. Today (Friday) I'm on my porch smoking a dart and I see her walk by, still wearing the same clothes as on Tuesday. Again we make sustained eye contact with each other. I think she remembered me.

How do I say hello? I was thinking if I see her again I'd just say "hey, you seem like a cool person" and smile. If you're a NEET girl, tell me, how would you react to that?
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*shake shake*
*shake shake*
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OH BOY I LOVE BATTMAN :biggrin: :ph34r:
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gaeming mumble server Replies 28
Looking for mumble server for gaeming.
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White vs Black bunnysuit? White is more eroi! :banana:
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current stylesheets are good because u can feed a few to chatgpt so it learns the structure, describe what you want to have and have it create a new stylesheet in 10 seconds :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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yuo could never b this swaggg
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Nekopara 5 has been delayed because of Steam's highly inconsistent review process.

There go my plans for the weekend. (´¬`)
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IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH!!!! [SCIENCE][WOW] Replies 2
Guys! A new development in penglish studies has been made!!
Searcher Joe P. Dophile has just discovered the oldest record of penglish to be found yet!!
The comic-strip "Krazy Kat" (sic.) features a native locuter of penglish as it's main eponymous character!

This is a HUGE revolution for penglish studies as it pushes the apparition of penglish back to the 1910's, invalidating the leading theory of penglish as a sociolect appearing alongside the counter-culture movements of the 60's. Penglishists are currently debating wether "Krazy Kat" 's language should be considered penglish or proto-penglish.

Pic. Related is a "Krazy Kat" comic strip from 1921. Interestingly enough, we can see that locuters of penglish suffered similar repulsion then as they do today.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/science/penglish-revolution-from-comic-strip-krazy-kat.html
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Glock in my Gucci belt got you equipping
Anime shawtys be stripping
I get paid by the bars but you'll never catch me slipping
No, you'll never get me slipping
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how do i get PWNED
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when i feel sad i try to rember happy day (´~` )
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>The heyuri.net's business is associated with a popular industry, but we still have concerns. We tried to extract some content from the website to see what they say about themselves. Here's the conclusion:
>This website is poorly designed and doesn't contain elements in the metadata that could help its online presence. As a result, it loses credibility and shows that its quality is questionable momentarily. As soon as they improve their back-end, we will update this information.
:cry:

https://www.scam-detector.com/validator/heyuri-net-review/
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Let's play the bring something back game :tongue:
1.) Type gyazo.com in any social media search engine (with the date set back at least ten years to find lots of results)
2.) Find a funny/cool image
3.) Post it herE
4.) PRAWFeT?!?!111 :drool:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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When Windows 10 gets support cut from it, will eBay and Facebook marketplace be flooded with used computers?
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25 Years of Cartoon Network Studios Replies 9
Exactly 25 years ago the building of Cartoon Network Studios was christened by Joseph Barbera

Have you anons watched any CNS cartoons when you were younger? What were your favorite ones?
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Nobody replies to me anywhere.
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My dick smells like a dog's breath
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ay niggas wassup
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tis loli look sads so i feed her teh peanut M&M.. :biggrin:
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why is nepal so beautiful?
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Why do people insist on aging up the Power Puff Girls?

I hate it!!!! they are kindergarteners!!! not old ladies!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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why is it so low :cry:
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Teh world can be so crewl:cry:
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that thing u supposed to do? DEW IT! :saitama:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i haz a floofy tail!! 😏
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GET OFFA THOSE YOU LITTLE SHIT. :angry::angry::angry:
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Gamer anime Replies 2
https://youtube.com/shorts/tozXNDgYkbE
ヽ(´ー`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ(^Д^)(´~`)

It's silly and hilarious.
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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
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You damn Lolicons!
Your fortune: Irredeemable
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Reccomend other forums Replies 13
Hey guys can you recommend some other forums which are not dead but also not mainstream, mainly tech and anime related...
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On my place of employment's computers, without authorization I continue to download the Snowflake extension. This extension was designed by the Tor Project, and it creates a WebRTC proxy in your web browser to serve as a bridge for users where Tor is heavily blocked. The best part is to install the extension, most of the time you don't even need admin privileges and you can configure it to run even when the browser is closed with the click of a button. Am I a good or bad person for doing this?
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And that's why men grow boobies when they drink tap water! :biggrin:
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I want Verina on my lap. You want cock. :cool:
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BOKU
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Teh CIA is communicating through Heyuri backchannels (゚血゚#)
https://archive.is/uHPuq
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Haiku image prompt challenge! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ Replies 2
Post any image
Next poster writes a haiku
About that image
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My cat is watching anime Replies 21
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I'm from the Midwest and apparently Salt Lake City is the shit. Everyone that I talk to who has visited this place has had glowing reviews. Apparently its supposed to be a growing tech hub as well, some of the more annoying people I know like to call it "Silicon Slopes".

What is your opinion on Salt Lake City, Utah?
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ANA SEES ALL
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Most Embarrassing Accidental Deaths AS Replies 42
27 year old young man. Streaming from his profile on LiveJasmin. Was doing it while wearing a CONDOM. Likely so he would not soil his clothes with his cum. But had passed out while doing it and got strangled to death. Original stream of his dead body continued for another 23 minutes. Before the viewers were able to contact the admins there reporting his death and the stream was finally cut off.
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do you like magic mushrooms?
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This? You want this? You pervert!~ :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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poor lightoningu :cry:
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I’m not a bad man. But in certain situations, I have to ask myself: ‘What would a bad man do?'
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so... roll! (put "roll" to e-mail field)

[NUMBER: 143]

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doesnt pussy just smell like unwashed dick? at least thats mu scarce experience. whats up with all the fish comments? ( ´,_ゝ`)
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Do you love strong girls?
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hey do you know a good sfm booru where loli isn't perceived as a biological threat :unsure: besides pixiv of course :nyaoo2:
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:onigiri::onigiri::onigiri:
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Very Unique Murder Case AS Replies 52
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's PENIS. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious, since the dead body was still relatively fresh, with not more than 30 minutes at most since the time of death (with the skin already acquiring its yellowish tone, but the "blood pooling" only barely forming in the inner part of his thighs). And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s PENIS also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.

Corpse’s pushed out tongue also indicates that it was a very slow strangulation death, while the victim was in the passed out state. Taking almost 10 minutes for his heartbeat to stop beating (since it was rather a strangulation, with body in sitting down position, as oppose to full body suspension hanging death). His partner was regularly checking the victim’s pulse and calling the emergency services only after he did not detect any heartbeat. Which he had testified as taking almost 10 minutes of wait time.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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But what if he's doing it right? :unsure:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:smile:
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:ph34r:GNU/LINUX/NINJA:ph34r:
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I love onee-shota, but it makes me cry... Replies 8
every time I finish getting off to onee-shota I start crying after because I remember I will never have this kind of gentle love and affection :cry:

does this happen to anyone else and is there anything I can do about it? :unsure:
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what do you guys use as messengers? i tried out simplex chat recently and i liked the fact that it doesnt require phone number to register and you can create fake names in the groups youre in to prevent getting tracked by cross referencing your username in different groups. despite all this it was pretty buggy at least in my Kali Linux VM and my friend who was using it on Windows said it was laggy for him too. I'm looking into hosting my own XMPP server
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Heyuri Day! Replies 16
It's May 25th and that means it's Heyuri Day! Congrats Heyuri-chan! :dance::dance2:
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I need to vacuum my room but I'm too lazy to do it. Someone do it for me.
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How can i make sure the government isnt implanting spy hardware into my laptop when im away from home? i found a few guides online detailing how you can use stickers that break on peel and nail polish in order to ensure that your hardware hasn't been tampered with
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farm work is honest work! :saitama:
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MUST EAT BORGAR
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kot Replies 12
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Are you being watched?
https://sunders.uber.space/
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pov: kaguya
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Happy Birthday Heyuri, here is your gift :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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EPIK FAILED! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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NEKO RAMEN
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Yay! biggrinbiggrin dance2dance2
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How do i stop worrying all the time and yukkuri it easy? 😢
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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What are you listening to right now?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Food thread Replies 18
Does anyone feel like sharing their ideas for easy simple meals for autists/shut-ins/neets?

I'll start:
"I don't have a name for this"

You need:
1 pack of microwave instant rice
1 can of tuna, in liquid or sauce of your choice
1 can of tomatoes, diced or crushed in can

To do:
Microwave rice as instructed, or to desired taste
Pour out heated rice into empty plate
Empty cans of tuna and tomatoes onto pile of rice
Stir in tuna and tomato into rice as desired
Place plate of mixture in microwave for 1-2 additional minutes

Notes:
You can substitute tuna and tomatoes for any canned variant of meat and vegetables. I prefer tuna and tomatoes for their price and low salt and fats (you can swap for sardines or salmon to reduce mercury intake, if you're worried about that). If desired, try substituting high salt or nitrite-rich canned foods with other options.
This meal takes advantage of the long shelf lives of canned food and instant rice to provide a quick, convenient and hearty meal, though may cause a small increase in microplastic consumption.


"Ghetto grilled cheese"

You need:
Sliced bread
Cheese, sliced, grated or in blocks
Paper towels
A toaster oven

To do:
Retrieve two or more slices of bread
Place cheese in between slices of bread, forming a typical cheese sandwich
Wrap sandwich in paper towel
Place on empty plate, then place plate in toaster oven
Set oven temperature to a maximum of 170C or 380F (Do not exceed 190C or 420F!)
Heat for 5-10 minutes, or longer if desired and attended to
Carefully remove from oven and unwrap for eating

Notes:
This method avoids cleaning needed with grilled cheeses made using skillets. You can simply dispose of the spent paper towel once finished.
It is important that the temperature maximum is not exceeded, to avoid spontaneous combustion of paper near 220C or 450F.
I haven't tried this, but you might be able to use an air fryer instead of a toaster oven.
You can also butter the slices before wrapping to impart additional flavoring after cooking.
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I have nicknamed my Goldeen, Goldean!
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NATIVE VIEW Replies 6
Uh-oh!! astonish It looks like you've encountered a
「NOT FRIENDRY PERSON」!!!
What will you do!? dizzy
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Japan is banning skirts for police women.

Soon skirts in schools will be banned too (now they are "optional" in most places.)
Soon they will probably get rid of randoseru too.

I can't take it anymore. Why do they have to ruin the few good things left in the world
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An Elf of African descent... Would you?
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I'm watering my famicom and game boy. nyaoo-closedeyes
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What's up heyuri I'm at the museum
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What Operating System do Heyuri's servers use?
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robocrappu doesnt have to be garbage
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onigiri remembrar to drink some yakult onigiri
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where art thou, Iraqi Heyurizens?? ph34r
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. o O (I hope no one smells that silent fart)
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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im an bird biggrin
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ONE MOAR WAHA waha
o7
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Weird fetishes Replies 30
Idk if anyone here has autism, im assuming theres a few cuz im autistic myself. Ive always wondered why autistic people have super weird fetishes like furry inflation porn or something, like where does it come from? Also if u guys have any weird fetishes lemme know because im pretty bored rite nao
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Heyuri is saved from the lulz killers... Replies 2
IT'S TIME TO DANCE!!! dancedance2onigiri
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👧<Hey mister, do you like my sand castle?

Yeah it's wonderful but... Hey! You should be wearing sunscreen, else you'll get a burn!
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i want to congrat heyuri staff negotiation skills kuz
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We're back!
Chocolate, for all of you!!
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i'm going to miss heyuri dot net cry
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An hour ago my professor asked me whether I am an autist after maths. This is it.

Anyone had something similar happen? Is politeness, being reasonably reserved and doing my own reading autism? ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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its over
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bananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabanana
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bunker number 2 has been made.
back up for a back up
https://heyuri.LOL/
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ONE MOAR PARTY HARD FOR TEH DOT NET!!!!!! dancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedancedance
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I haven't been here in awhile but I still love you guys.
Hopefully everything will be okay. ( ´,_ゝ`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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;_; Replies 7
Hold me...
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i loev j00 heyuri.net o7
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This... this is very omnious to me!! (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
It feels like... something bad's bound to happen, now... (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)dark(;´Д`)
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I think i laughed a little too hard at 4chan... (´~`)
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One more loli-neko!
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I need a little sister to care for. sad
What is life without an imouto? emo
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love? Replies 72
Herro heyurians! I was watching a movie and for some reason started thinking about heyuri (i dont know why) but anyways, i have a question, purely out of curiosity, do you guys thing youll ever like, find a gf/ wiaf? Or do you guys plan to just jerk off over lolis your whole life, cuz thats what it seems most of you guys do sweat2
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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justin vampire Replies 0
it do be like that
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I miss being a NEET. ( ´,_ゝ`)
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Adding a link to Heyuri to a "guide for lolicons" Replies 37
Hello Heyuri anons,

I maintain a document I call the "guide to the cunnyverse" that is meant to help people who are new to enjoying lolicon find communities to share content with and discuss their mutual interest. Part of that guide is a section on altchans/imageboards which have boards for sharing loli. A friend of mine recently recommended Heyuri to include on the guide, and looking through /l/ and the site and board rules here, it seems like a good choice. I'd like some feedback from all of you, however. Specifically:

1. Would you mind receiving the occasional traffic from new users who might be interested in posting on /l/ (and maybe other boards as they see interest in it)
2. Is the following a good description for the site?

* [Heyuri](https://www.heyuri.net): An imageboard with a semi-active loli board at /l/, and an interface reminiscent of an older version of 4chan (including using "noko" in an email field to return to the thread after posting). They seem fine with most legal content, but special attention should be made to global rules 6 through 8. Certain posting styles and thread types that are common on other altchans are considered cancer on Heyuri. Some users may enjoy this form of content curation, while others may prefer a more free speech centric website.

Provided I don't receive significant pushback on this, I would like to add this to my guide, which I have occasionally dropped in /b/ loli threads and other lolicon spaces. I think it gets shared around through word of mouth sometimes too.[/heyuri]
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nosebleed
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Why do a bunch of Japanese girls go for western guys even though (Northeast) asians are cute, mostly dont twink-death, they become educated husbands that can cook and work as a real couple and never lose their sense of humor? Also they are very hentai and neoteny turns some into quasi-eternal shotas blush

And dont even begin with the "Japanese PENIS" vs "Western PENIS" thing sweat3
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does heyuri have the nerve?
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lvl 69 Neko guard - protection it's treasure.
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LOL Replies 2
LOL
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Sometimes eating this way is good for autists like me (and you)
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pssssshhhhhffffffffffftttttt
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I found an ancient(by heyuri standards) meme in my meme folder. question is it dates back to january 2021 but I wasn't in heyuri until 2023. so how did it en up on my folder unsure
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Hey bro! You gonna help us come pull?
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so once or twice a week is considered healthy? what an arbitrary rule closed-eyes I wonder if there is anyone here who passes as a healthy male sweat
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Kill/Kiss/Raep/Fuck/Marry?
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there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania
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New hot ride... this sends more shivers down spines than the planes!
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would you relive your life knowing what you know today?
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What's your dream vacationing spot, /b/?
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Did you ever watch any late night shows? i was born a bit too late to experience the peak of late night popularity in the 90s but I remember watching Conan O'Brien with my grandpa and thinking it was pretty funny
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Next Sunday, I have to give a talk in church about the verse John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another". What should I say?
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loli luv 2 kill!
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low poly xp tan Replies 12
i dunno have a nice day
[making other os tans so stay tuned]
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Nintendo Switch 2 Replies 19
So /b/, have you ordered your Switch 2 yet?
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Windows 7 was the peak of Bill Gates' genius
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desktop rating thread
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faces of heyuri Replies 22
These are teh people I imagine I'm posting with here. ^-^

What do you think teh average heyurizen is like? unsure
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lucky day Replies 18
WTF I JUST SAW A LITTLE GIRL PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH NO PANTS ON!!! dance2
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(`・ω・´)
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I recently started using Kdenlive after Da Vinci Resolve kept causing my video's audio to stutter and I'm surprised at how nice Kdenlive is on Windows. The only time I've ever heard Kdenlive used is on Linux based systems so I was worried the Windows version would be shitty.
What video editor do you use?
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smiling thread
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anyone has some..drool high school girl guro.....??
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For only 20k in crypto or rubles you can get a new identity and live the rest of your days as an Armenian citizen!

Is it worth?
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I PUKED SHIT! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Opengl question pls help Replies 14
i keep getting errors when compiling a shader, i have no idea why ( ´,_ゝ`)
this is all from a tutorial in https://learnopengl.com/Getting-started/Hello-Triangle
i just tried to clean it up a little by creating a function to compile shaders instead of putting them all in main()



bool getCompileResult(unsigned int *shader, const char *src) {
glShaderSource(*shader, 1, &src, nullptr);
//the error is in glShaderSource! (error is GL_INVALID_VALUE)
//etc....
}

const char *vertexShaderSource = "#version 330 core\n"
"layout (location = 0) in vec3 aPos;\n"
"void main()\n"
"{\n"
" gl_Position = vec4(aPos.x, aPos.y, aPos.z, 1.0);\n"
"}\0";

int main() {
//some stuff
unsigned int vertexShader = glCreateShader(GL_VERTEX_SHADER);
if(!getCompileResult(&vertexShader, vertexShaderSource))
return -1;

}


i feel like i'm maybe making mistakes with pointers but i checked what *src in getCompileResult points to and it's exactly the source i declared
the opengl documentation says:

>GL_INVALID_VALUE is generated if shader is not a value generated by OpenGL.
>GL_INVALID_VALUE is generated if maxLength is less than 0.

it cant be the second because i passed nullptr to glShaderSource which means it knows the string is null terminated, but idk what "shader is not a value generated by OpenGL" means
any help?

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