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How to talk to a NEET girl?
Anonymous
2025/05/30
(Fri)
22:45:21
No.
145612
I saw a really cute girl at the methadone clinic on Tuesday. She was wearing a flannel shirt and pajama bottoms. We looked at each other for a little while. Today (Friday) I'm on my porch smoking a dart and I see her walk by, still wearing the same clothes as on Tuesday. Again we make sustained eye contact with each other. I think she remembered me.
How do I say hello? I was thinking if I see her again I'd just say "hey, you seem like a cool person" and smile. If you're a NEET girl, tell me, how would you react to that?
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1
Anonymous
2025/05/30
(Fri)
22:49:29
No.
145614
i wish i had the courage to be in public in my pajamas.
( ´ω` )
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2
Anonymous
2025/05/30
(Fri)
22:52:47
No.
145616
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>>145614
Yeah same... well, I sleep in my undies.
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3
Anonymous
2025/05/30
(Fri)
23:36:31
No.
145623
>>145612
You're overthinking it. Just say something like "Hey, we've seen each other a few times before. You seem like a nice person. Wanna hang out some time?"
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4
Anonymous
2025/05/30
(Fri)
23:45:33
No.
145625
I'm not a NEET nor a girl, but if someone said that to me I'd think it's another riajuu who can just casually talk with anyone, and not someone I could get along with
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5
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
00:13:27
No.
145629
I agree with
>>145625
I think the best way to seem interesting to a NEET girl is to say some weird chuuni stuff, like saying electromagnetic waves compelled you to talk to her or something. Probably think about the storyline deeply so you can elaborate on it if asked. I think you should make it symbolic of your actual feelings and desires in some way too, so that it feels sincere.
>>
6
Anonymous
SAGE!
2025/05/31
(Sat)
00:56:27
No.
145633
Ideally you have to let girls start the conversation or it is creepy. Do two things, first thing is to smile kindly at her, that is fine, second thing is to do something confident and impresive in front of her like talking gregariosuly to the receptionist or anything to show her that you are an eligible mating partner. If you absolutely must start a conversation with her yourself then make it nonchalant like commenting on how long the wait at the clinic is or someshit like that, you dont have to tell her she's a cool person but you can if you want whatever. It will also be infinitely less socially mortifying for you when she ignores you after.
A tip to keep in mind is to treat her like she's a child, it will make it exceptionally easier to be confident and she will likely respond well to it - just think to yourself, if this was a little kid what would I say and how would I say it? Also remember that you will have the upperhand if she says the first word and will be at a significant disadvantage if you have to start the convo
Dont listen to any one in this thread because they are even less socially coherent than you are
Good luck and godspeed you glorious virgin
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7
Anonymous
SAGE!
2025/05/31
(Sat)
01:23:37
No.
145637
>>145633
If I wanted an answer like this, I'd have gone to /r9k/.
Thanks for the sincere answers but never mind I guess.
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8
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
04:13:13
No.
145640
>>145637
The real answer is you don't need to overthink it. Think less.
I'd never be able to talk to her because I have a mental disease that makes me overthink thinks to the point where I look like I'm brooding all day, and no one wants to be around me.
You sound normal so if you're not easily discouraged and can say more than a few words without getting flustered, just say "hey I've seen you before" and take it from there if she sticks around after that
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9
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
04:37:53
No.
145641
>>145623
if you ever tell any girl you have hardly spoken to before that "you seem like a nice person" you are retarded lol
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10
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
05:42:39
No.
145644
say "Good day m'lady" and tip your steampunk tophat at her.
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11
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
06:25:56
No.
145647
>>145633
im a NEET and a girl, and i think op should listen to this guy here.
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12
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
06:27:27
No.
145648
>>145647
post b00bz or u haev
PENIS
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13
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
07:29:43
No.
145650
hey!
h-hi
it seems like we bump into each other a lot
teehee, yeah
my name is heyurizen
i am a neet girl
nice to meet you - how are you today?
yap yap yap
heh - i knew there was something cool about you
then you have sex with her
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14
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
07:31:14
No.
145651
>>145650
important! talk to her the next time you see her. if you take longer you will be a creep
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15
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
09:44:12
No.
145673
>>145616
balls
oh right, we were talking about girls
liek the last two replies, the sooner the better. establishing ur first meeting will pave teh way for future conversation.
>>
16
riro
★Xq/XOWxrk0
2025/05/31
(Sat)
12:19:38
No.
145679
>>145612
"aye you keep staring at me fool!"
"come get some then if u wanna start somethin"
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17
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
12:29:30
No.
145680
just don't give smiles don't give smiles. don't say none of that weird shit ppl say.
if you are not same ethnicity/look same, give up. buy of you visibly both look similar. u most likely got it, just say. "hey its u again!" and then "is it fine if we talk?" or similar.
the rest is up to you.
idc if she had X on her bag/shirt etc. don't have that in your openerk. just have that be after you got a convo. worse shit i have had was whores say "i like ur shirt" abd i just keep walking and say thanks
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Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
13:56:08
No.
145685
Ignore every post in this thread and just do what seems to make sense for
YOU
. That way, even if your attempt at wooing a fair maiden fails, you'll have gained a
FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE
on this subject (and about
YOURELF
), which is teh best kind of knowledge you can get when it comes to human interactions
ヽ(´ー`)ノ
BTW I'm an associal virgin so maybe I'm wrong
>>
19
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
14:01:40
No.
145686
>>145685
OP here, this is what I've been thinking. Kinda wondered why I even made this thread. Guess I just wanted to hear from some NEET girls, so I'd know how to avoid making her anxious.
But if I have to put on an act to get her interested in me, then there's no point. The entire reason I want to interact with her in the first place is because I think we might have some things in common, that she's someone I could be myself around. So if she doesn't like me, that's okay, I just move on.
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Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
20:31:15
No.
145696
>>145680
"if you are not same ethnicity/look same, give up." I appreciate anon for inserting his politics on race-mixing and trying to pass it off as genuine advice for approaching women to influence OP to not approach other-colour girl
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Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
20:33:31
No.
145697
>>145686
OP, don't give up until you try, if you've began loving someone, don't ever give up on it, the regret will eat you until you die.
You have to put on an act to get most people interested in you, romantically or not.
Just avoid obvious bait replies like
>>145629
.
Dew it, for teh lolz if anything, you lose nothing and you only have things to gain. Better to have failed than never tried at all, trust me, I speak from experience.
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22
Anonymous
SAGE!
2025/05/31
(Sat)
20:34:38
No.
145698
>Just avoid obvious bait replies like
that's not what a "bait" is
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23
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
20:46:09
No.
145700
>>145697
It wasn't bait, I genuinely think that'd be the best way to get the attention of an unsocial otaku girl.
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Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
21:16:24
No.
145701
>>145700
Nothing to indicate that she's an otaku, I just know she's NEET because she's walking around during the workday.
I might try the chuuni approach though.
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Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
21:22:14
No.
145702
give us updates in any case
ヽ(´ー`)ノ
>>
26
Anonymous
2025/05/31
(Sat)
22:57:59
No.
145712
>>145696
am not retard, its real advice that works 4 me
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Anonymous
2025/06/01
(Sun)
00:40:10
No.
145716
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