black and turkish

How did you find this photo of me?
Take it down right now!!!!11

I think this is accurate.

BINGO! What do i win?

From top left to bottom right.

1. Teh Hikki NEET
-His defining trait is that he rarely, if ever, leaves his house or possibly even his room
-May be from any country, I just used a Japanese guy for the example picture
-Can also be combined with many of the below archetypes

2. Teh Turk
-Is Muslim, but chill about it
-Might also be a nigra, because apparently Turkey has nigras
-Makes his living scamming Western tourists on the streets of Istanbul

3. Teh Mobster
-Is Russian or something
-Insanely skilled at chess and always one step ahead
-Hacker, or has hackers working for him
-Connected to shady online businesses, scams and fraud
-Sells drugs, guns and child porn, if not actual children, on the deep web
-Even if he got caught, one of the oligarchs he's connected to would shield him from any consequences

4. Teh E-Girl
-Favorite anime is Azumanga Daioh
-ROFL SO RANDUM xD
-Uses Discord and Twitter, but wishes she could experience teh old internet
-Maintains a neocities page and browses old internet sites
-Is underage, but can't admit it since rule 0 came into effect
-Secretly enjoys being sexually harassed by other users

5. Teh Weeb
-Decent proficiency in Japanese if not completely fluent
-Actually practices Zen Buddhism or Shinto
-Lolicon
-May have even visited Japan

6. Teh Borat
-Is from some Eurasian country nobody has ever heard of
-Is married to his 9 year old cousin
-Everyone else is jealous of him for that
-He also owns more goats than you do, so deal with it

7. Teh Sex Offender
-Despite the image of Jeffrey Epstein to represent this archetype, he is neither wealthy nor influential
-More than likely lives in his grandmother's mildew ravaged basement in Bumfuck, Alabama: population 2,400
-Is mostly into little girls, but will jerk off to literally anything
-Sneaks into elementary schools and goes into the bathrooms intent on searching the toilets for any unflushed turds
-You can't even imagine what he does with them

8. Teh Hobo
-Browses Heyuri from a McDonald's wifi connection
-Spray paints "heyuri.net" in the abandoned buildings he resides in
-Can communicate with rats, crows, pigeons, alley cats and the like
-Was once one of the other users in this collage before his parents kicked him out of the house

9. Teh Otaku
-Often, but not necessarily, overlaps with #1 and #5
-Might have a job or attend school
-Interested in anime, gaming, and technology but may have even more niche interests

>>144099
Sure thing anon, just tell me which one is you.

>>144103
You win this CD! It's from the Russian guy. I'm sure it contains something very valuable, but you should open it in a VM just in case.

Me on the top right!

I'm not that interesting... just a dameningen engulfing himself in 2D to escape problems (´￢`)

>>144114
That's such a middle/bottom right square thing to say.

>>144109
>7
lole'd

op you should make a poll on Heyuri★CGI

the girl is probably accurate

>>144109
teh mobster is kuz

>>144123
I will if no one else wants to, but I always fuck up making polls ever since they updated how it works. Seriously, I haven't gotten it right once.

>>144157
do it faggot

>>144169
Ok I actually did it correctly this time. Please go and add your answers guys!

>>144181
Are you the Kazakh drug mule? Because I really wanna hear this guy's story...

I am only #9. Maybe one day I will graduate to becoming teh Hobo.

yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?

>yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?

sex with children is ILLEGAL!!!
YUO GO 2 JAIL!!1!

I'm like a mix between all of these