I heard a puerto rican loli (she was super hot, sleek black hair, pretty near-japanese facial features) rip a huge fart in the store I work at today. She laughed her head off and her older brother was pinching his nose saying "yer fawking deesgasting, broh"
You have no idea how bad I wanted to run over to the fruit stand she farted in front of and inhale her fumes. The sound of her fart has been replaying in my head all night.
Also can't stop thinking about how those apples have her farticles on them now.