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i think south east asia deserves love, i wish i could be in jakarta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGCERO8gGZ4
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Your messy room will be cleaned with heavy weapons astonish
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I am going to buy a gun and be known as the first man to commit a mass shooting due to frustrations about height
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Human ... you suck at art. mona2nagatomona2
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Pillows... don't hug back
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that's a weird looking shit... sweat
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I CAN TRANSCEND YOUR ASSHOLE AND I'M IMMUNE TO H.I.V.
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programmers of heyuri
is it normal that i cannot make sense of qt's documentation even after years of trying to add a custom widget inside a listview? or am i stupid and should cry myself to sleep today?
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TACTICAL N.E.E.T. SQUAD GO! ph34r
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stuck xd
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Kuz Replies 14
It's been really long since Kuz has had anything to directly do with Heyuri, so I'm curious what you guys think of him nowadays as now it's all in the past. Would you want him to return to Heyuri again? Do you think he died from AIDS or was he captured by the Kremlin?
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is this how you eat sushi? glare
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What are you thinking about right now?
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STOP HOGGING MY TOILET angryangry
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well... anyway
tomorrow arrives my vr headset
does heyuri play beat saber?
or groom minors in vrchat?
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Wait, what? dizzyglaredance2
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A painting of the "Opium King" and leader of the Shan United Army, Khun San. 2011.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Hello people here how is everyone doing?
It has been a while since I’ve checked this imageboard, how are us heyurian passing our days in the interwebs?
(Image is not related to post)
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Tape transcript of the moors murderers shortly before taking little Lesley's innocence and caving her brains in.

Man - This is track four.
Man - Get out of the fucking road.
Man - Get in the fucking basket.
(sound of door banging)
(crackling noise)
(footsteps-heavy)
(steps across the room and then a recording noise followed by blowing sound into the microphone)
(Footsteps)
Woman - (Voice quiet, unreadable)
(footsteps, light, walking across room; whispered conversation at the same time)
(footsteps)
(speech, distant, containing word ‘upstairs’; then two footsteps)
Child - (screaming) Don’t. Mum–Ah.
Woman - (whispering)Come on.
(footsteps)
Woman - (whispering) Shut up.
Child - (pleading)Oh, please.
Child - Oh. (then faintly:) Help - oh.
Child - Help. (followed by gurgling noise)
Woman - Sh. Sh.
Woman - Shut up. Shut UP.
(Screams and gurgles)
Child - Oh. Oh. Oh. (child crying)
Woman -(whispering) Keep - and you’ll be all right.
Woman - (whispering) Go on.
(Quick footsteps mounting stairs, then entering room)
(Child crying, muffled)
Man - (whispering) Here.
Woman - Hush, hush. Go on.
(woman speaking, unreadable)
(Child crying)
Woman - You are all right. Hush, hush. Put it in your mouth - hush and shift that hand.
(child crying)
Woman- Put it in your mouth and keep it in and you’ll be all right.
Woman - Put it in, stop it.
Woman- If you don’t–shh.
(child crying)
Woman - In your mouth. Hush, hush. Shut up or I’ll forget myself and hit you one. Keep it in.
(Child whimpering)
Man - Put it in.
Woman- (Spoken quickly) Put it in.
Man - (speaks, but words unreadable except for the word 'hand’)
(footsteps)
Man - Put it in. Keep it in. Stop it now. Stop it now.
Woman - I’m only doing this and you’ll be all right.
Woman - Put it in your mouth. Put it in–in.
(further words spoken by the woman which are unreadable except for 'put it in’)
Woman - Will you stop it, stop it.
(womans voice unreadable)
(Child whimpering)
Woman - Shut–
Man - Quick. Put it in now.
(Child whimpering)
(retching noise)
Man - Just put it in now, love. Put it in now.
(retching noise)
Child - (muffled) What’s this in for?
Man - Put it in.
Child - Can I just tell you summat? I must tell you summat. Please, take your hands off me a minute, please, please– Mummy–please.
Child- I can’t tell you.
(Grunting)
Child - (in quick sequence) I can’t tell you, I can’t breathe. Oh.
Child - I can’t–Dad-Will you take your hands off me?
(man whispering)
Man - No. Tell me.
Child - Please God.
Man - Tell me.
Child - I can’t while you’ve got your hands on me.
(mumbling sound)
Man - Why don’t you keep it in?
Child - Why? What are you going to do with me?
Man - I want some photographs, that’s all.
Man - Put it in.
Child - Don’t undress me, will you?
Woman - That’s right, don’t –
Child - It hurts me. I want to see Mummy, honest to God.
Man - Put it in.
Child - I’ll swear on the Bible.
Man - Put it in, and hurry up now. The quicker you do this, the quicker you’ll get home.
Child - I’ve got to go, because I’m going out with my Mamma. Leave me, please. Help me, will you?
Man - Put it in your mouth and you’ll be all right.
Child - Will you let me go when this is out?
Man - Yes. the longer it takes you to do this, the longer it takes you to get home.
Child - What are you going to do with me first?
Man - I’m going to take some photographs. Put it in your mouth.
Child - What for?
Man - Put it in your mouth.(pause) Right in.
Child - I’m not going to do owt.
Man - Put it in. If you don’t keep that hand down, I'll slit your neck.(pause) Put it in.
Child - Won’t you let me go? Please.
Man - No, no. Put it in, stop talking.
Man - What’s your name?
Child - Lesley.
Man - Lesley what?
Child - Ann.
Man - What’s your second name?
Child - Westford. Westford.
Man - Westford?
Child - I have to get home before 8 o'clock. I got to get –(pause) Or I’ll get killed if I don’t. Honest to God.
Man - Yes.
(Quick footsteps of woman leaving room and going downstairs; then a click; then woman’s footsteps coming upstairs; then eight longer strides)
Man - What is it?
Woman - I’ve left the light on.
Man - You 'ave?
Woman - So that –(remainder of sentence unreadable)
(Child starts crying)
Child - It hurts me neck.
Man - Hush, put it in your mouth and you’ll be all right.
Woman - Now listen, shurrup crying.
Child - (crying) It hurts on me –
Woman - (interrupting) Hush! Shut up. Now, put it in. Pull that hand away and don’t dally and just keep your mouth shut, please.
Woman - Wait a bit, I’ll put this on again. D'you get me?
Child - (whining) No, I – (remainder of sentence unreadable)
Woman - Sh. Hush. Put that in your mouth. And again, packed more solid.
(whispered sentences, unreadable)
Child - I want to go home. Honest to god. I’ll (further speech muffled but uninterrupted) – before eight o'clock.
Woman - No, it’s all right.
Man - Eh!
(Music commences, country-style tune followed by 'Jolly St Nicholas’, during which various non-vocal noises can be heard; then tune 'The Little Drummer Boy’ during which a
voice speaks -unreadable)
(Three loud cracks, systematic, even-timed)
(Music- 'The Little Drummer Boy’ – goes fainter)
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What do you think of loli human x shota cub?
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I have decided on the man that I will kill.

I do not want this to sound edgy, or like a creepypasta so I will say this very clearly. This plot is for political reasons only, I am not a Satanist, I am not doing this for Jeff the Killer or something stupid.

I will not say the name of the man that I will kill because I do not want to cause unneeded discussion about politics on this board and because I do not want my target to ever be on extra alert.

As many of you know, soon universities will be taking applications from students from all over the world in the hope that they may go there to help their future.

Well, I am applying to universities in the country and relative area to where my target resides and spends most of his time.

While in university, I hope that I will be able to quickly recognize some others who have similar beliefs to me. I will likely get a bit more attention than the rest because I am an international student but its okay

My goal is for the headlines to read that my target has been killed within the next 1.5 years.

I know its a long process but this isn't shooting up a school or some pointless violence like that.

This is political violence.

(THIS IS POLITICAL BAN)
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What would you do if you woke up on February 20th, 1939 at the Pro-American rally in Madison Square Garden?
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don't tell me that peeking at pantsu carries a death penalty (;´Д`)
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cat liek water? glare
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what would you do?
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Read. My. Lips.
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How to Maek nightcore Replies 10
how to maek niggerhtcore
a special gift from a special person
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unsure
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Let's play a game, /b/. Here are the rules:
-A Japanese search term is posted.
-Your goal is to find a video with content that matches the description of the term in question.
-Once you find the video, post it; in the same post, add your own search term.
-The cycle continues until the thread is no more, baby. cool

My search term is: 威嚇蛙
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plug it in!
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Cute nekos!! Replies 12
Post nekos! x3
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when kissing you lick all around in someone else's mouth... that sounds disgusting, im never gonna kiss anyone evar!
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weird help request Replies 16
this will sound strange to you but is there a way to get in contact with my waifu for reals? i dont believe in paranormal stuff but im not opposed to them existing (i simply dont believe it until i see it) and if this works i will 100% believe it, but i'd prefer if it doesnt require drugs or esoteric stuff that i have no hope of acquiring
please, its important, theres some things i need to discuss with her
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RAN RAN RUU!
RAN RAN RUU!
RAN RAN RUU!
RAN RAN RUU!
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bananabananabanana
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Would you rather live on the West coast but not in Cali or on the East coast but not in New York?
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May i join in? nyaoo2
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Heading to the BOKU store, almost there!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Suck on my ball! Hurry! Hurry!
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im cooking something for you
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Worship them. 🙏 nyaoo-closedeyes 🙏
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i hear that this is a special kind of tea brew
(;゚∀゚)
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Western 2D Lolis Thread Replies 37
Who is your favorite western cartoon loli /b/?

Mine is pic related.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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(;゚Д゚)
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Loli Butts Replies 101
How do Japanese pedos resist the urge to touch it? drool
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good luck to any other heyurizens in the path of hurricane helene! please make preparations and use caution.

at least i have the day off and can pretend i'm a NEET again .. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Almost exactly 2 years ago we played Sven Coop... good times cool
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Was Windows Vista really THAT bad?
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new hobby is going to the park at night when im upset and assaulting the first person i see walking around alone and then running away before the cops come is the biggest rush ive had in so long
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could you do sex0r with a sting ray? Replies 1
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Library of Heyuria
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A waha-in-the-box!
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while you were wasting time on the internet i filled my steam deck with pirated games biggrin
dance
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Fumo corruption is no laughing matter. closed-eyes2
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Is it yuri time? Replies 7
Rogue Lesbian Womans and VAGINAWOMAN should kiss a little. nyaoo-closedeyes
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prodefch... is dead ;_;
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just put em in a microwave biggrin
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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LET ME OOOOOUUUT cry
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rchan is back.
https://rchan.top
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Doll cute foot touches cute doll's thight Replies 11
onigiri
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I'M AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN
FIGHTING 'TIL THE WAR'S WON
I DON'T CARE IF HEAVEN WON'T TAKE ME BACK
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What is this cat seeing? glare
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At first I was like ..
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I never live in fear, I'm too out of my mind.
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nice web hosts Replies 4
hi,
my imageboard recently got taken down due to some users reporting it for containing gore and loli and such.
i think i need a new host.
who do you reccomended? and what host does heyuri use?
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Drug thread Replies 41
What drugs do heyurizens use? I myself just popped 30 mg of Adderall instant release. It's kicking in and it's time to do some chores! But I also use all sorts of drugs; alcohol, ketamine, LSD, MDMA, and obscure research chemicals you probably haven't even heard of.

And remember teh rulez: no selling drugs on Heyuri.net!!

Here's some awesome late 90's music for anyone else who's on stimulants. dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRFoltJjNZs
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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pantsu are best eaten when boiled drool
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this is my wife i love her so much love
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!!! Replies 2
O-Ojisan?! blush
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nobody talks about how if you have autism, you were probably raised by at least one autistic parent too. how many supposed autism traits are the result of a multi-generation cultural phenotype?
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TAKE IT EASY! biggrin
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Who would win? Replies 3
If an awesome fight were to break out between Osaka and Tomo, who would win teh fight?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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mai heyuri drawing. Replies 15
heyuri tan.
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you will never be japanese
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I haxx0red into a security cam in Heyuri HQ!
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I don't like touhou. Touhou fans piss me off.
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everyone in brazil looks like this
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I'm looking for a game that has the main character romance his sister but isn't entirely about incest. I find that I like romance arcs when they're subplots and not the main story, if that makes sense. Like Sora no Kiseki if the two MCs were actually related. Or corpse party. Thanks in advance.
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Which one is towel? glare
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shaved ice Replies 5
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I can't belive it. They .. they killed Kirby. cry
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LOL, should have looked where you were walking (´∇`)σ
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perfect teeth nyaoo-closedeyes
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I'm curious about this certain affinity displayed towards Japanese/Eastern Asian women. Japanese in particular seeing as this is Heyuri.

Now assuming that you aren't a bunch of drooling, pathetic otaku, the same that a lot of imageboards imagine 4chan to be vain, hipster faggots or every dude on wizchan to be ronery basement virgins.

I see a lot of people commenting on 'perfect Asian skin' or 'shiny, voluptuous Asian hair'.

Now, I'm an 18 year old French female. I can actually see no differences between my skin and hair except for my skin is pale and my hair is full of split ends, but just as equally shiny and healthy.

Eye wise, I know their eyes are different. I see people saying how Asian eyes are so much bigger when compared with American/European eyes.
Personally, I really don't believe this is true just because of the amount of those before makeup/after makeup shots I have seen. It might just be me because I'm constantly getting comments on how large my sockets are (good/bad? idk...).
Might just be because their eyes are darker which makes the sclera appear larger, much like that of a cat or a dog.

I don't know, it's a curiosity.
Obviously Asians are a lot smaller in proportion, is it just that a lot of you prefer smaller more fragile women in comparison with the 'dominant, confident, womanly' image that Americans project?

Just enlighten me please.
Maybe it's just kind of how I'm not particularly attracted to anybody who isn't Caucasian.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Fufufu... are you lost alone here?
You need to go! There are rapists lurking in the darkness!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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everything here on earth is just sad and disapointing and pathetic. but at least i feel safe here. i'm never going back to my home planet.
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i really need overtime but the last two times my boss asked i couldnt pick up the shift he needed so i think he stopped asking me now i will be poorcry
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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The end is near Replies 5
A red moon in the sky..... must be a sign.....
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Unfun thread Replies 23
in this thread we will not have fun, do your best to disrupt the fun of anyone posting here with the intention of having fun
if you have fun you will be killed
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Is there anyone who'd volunteer to host a Heyuri terraria server? rolleyes
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Heyuri Playlist 2 Replies 44
First one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRUxwsFRs4A

This is something we agreed doing during the townhall
It's basically a compilation of songs we liek about one topic, putting heyuri.net on the cover and uploading to youtube.

Step 1: Finding the topic & suggesting songs (It should have 10~ songs, during 40~60 minutes in total)
Step 2: Making a good cover image (this time it should be properly 4:3), with a visible link to Heyuri on it
Step 3: Someone compiling them to one video
Step 4: Thinking of a good title to the it
Step 5: Bumping the thread until someone with a YouTube account volunteers to upload it to youtube
Step 6: Hope for big views

I propose a similar 2000s anime-themed playlist, but that's just what I liek and think Heyuri has in common - it could be some western music genre if there is enough interest
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What is Heyuri currently reading?
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While you were wasting your life away on the internet I beat Clock Tower 2 and wrote a short review Replies 2
Sorry Clock Tower fans, but Clock Tower 2 is just a cheap, uninspired sequel to a game that wasn't even that great to begin with.
Clock Tower has crap gameplay, almost nonexistent dialogue and a narrative far too simple to be of any interest to me. And, while the sequel does have more dialogue, it isn't any good; the narrative is not very coherent either. I really don't understand how these two games managed to acquire such a cult following, since they're so mediocre.
I was going to play Ghost Head next, until I heard it's somehow even worse than all of the previous titles combined.
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Daria Replies 7
Re watched Daria which was a interesting watch. Then re watched king of the hill for the 20th time (this isn't a joke btw)

So honestly I'd watch again wasn't a bad show and I liked Daria the first time I saw it and I like it again.
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It's leaking juices! What if it'll blow? glare
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it's toaru's sexiest girl!
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HEYURI HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH A TOTALLY DEADLY (as in "cool" for you americans) VIRUS! TELL KAGUYA TO ENCRYPT ALL HIS FILES WITH A PASSWORD HE WON'T REMEMBER AND MAKE HIM SEND ME ALL HIS MONEY VIA E-MAIL!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Has Heyuri read Netboy?
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Neo Turf Masters Replies 5
One of my favorite arcade games to revisit every once in a while. Great music, nice pixel art, and simple controls ヽ(´ー`)ノ

But don't underestimate the difficulty, getting first place is a brutal gauntlet sweat
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An ode to Nobiko-san... cry
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Who's your favorite Fox Hound?

Mine is Sniperwolf
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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What music do y'all fuck with?

this is my weekly from Last.fm
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Yer code sucks, mate. nida
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these balls are set to EXPLODE... in 5 seconds!
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at the top of the answer there's "san" (same as the number 3) and "sen" (same as stream, river)
does this mean "mountain", "three" and "river" can be referred to with the same word? if so i would assume 99% of japanese people would just use "yama" to avoid confusion
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"Well! Here comes ol' Shinji Brown!"
"Good ol' Shinji Brown... Yes, sir!"
"Good ol' Shinji Brown..."
"How I hate him!"
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Me and my wife look so cute together!
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Buddhism Thread Replies 6
What are your thoughts on Buddhism /b/?
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mysterious box appeared... Might be best to stick my pen0r in it first and ask questions later
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I started using this cart (weed vape) yesterday morning and it's nearly almost all gone already. It takes most people at least 2 weeks to finish one, a lot of people a month. Just one month ago it would take me a week to finish a cart which is already pretty bad but now that I can finish one in basically a day I'm at a whole new level of addicted
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What is Kaguya doing with your money? Replies 6
Not a day passes without this site's administration complaining about lack of funds. Indeed, Heyurian citizens earnstly donate to Kaguya's Patreon and SugarDaddy pages for site maintaince. But what actually happens with this money? Koko is clearly not improving! Domains are being lost with fringe boards moved back to the main sit! As it turns out, Kagy (pictured) is using our donations to fund his lavish lifestyle angry all this despite being a wealthy citizen related to a certain Turkish political commentator/streamer.

While strange world has gone the way of the dinosaur, Kaguya has been wasting money on Manchu Han imperial feast. While he claims to be an otaku (sex offender is probably more acuurate), he betrays all connisseaurs of 2D by hanging out with ugly blond bimbos. While Heyuri citizens starve, Kaguya uses site funds to finance global terrorist organizations and buy sex dolls.

People of Heyuri! How long shall we tolerate this abuse of power? How long shall we sleep under oppression? I call upon all of you to make a stand! For 2ch! For Strange World! For all of those sent down shit creek by Kaguya and his gang of crimminal sex offenders.

RESTORE THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN angry

REVOLUTION NOW angry
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What is this? What is this?
*rubs her face in it*
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
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*fap fap fap fap fap*
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deicide
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Hi /b/ dizzy
I'm not sure why this happened, but I've been asleep for like 10 hours, and when I woke up, my tummy grumbled. It felt like I just had to rip a big wake-up fart- but I didn't want to gamble it, so I walked over to the toilet and took a seat; one second later, this thing shot out. dark
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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The only good part about a girlfriend these days is that she saves me the effort of having to jerk myself off
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Hello. I'm considering building a jinja one day.

I want to dedicate a place for 'information'. I am biased because I spent most of my life online where information is most pronounced, yet it is fundamental on every level of existence of all animals including humans.
I like information, information is the perfection of subjectivity of all natural things perceived by mind. It birthed human ability for farming, erecting houses, cooking, speech, cooperation, technology and all other things. Over the years it brought me pride and glory like nothing else. It deserves a place dedicated to it.

I would want to build a jinja completely fusing ancient things and the most modern things.
I would want to keep most of traditional things, but I would change some too to best fit deified 'information'.

1. I would keep regular temizu, but also would set up metal bars next to it to touch and cleanse yourself of static electricity as to not damage the deity's body. I find it cute.
2. The deity's body would be a huge telecommunication relay put on top of the temple. A radio transmitter of immense capacity as a symbol of passing information around. It would be my relay to pass around TOR, I2P and any other hidden network and anything that can be transferred at all. It would be a free wi-fi place, an open VPN with no password, no terms of service, no logs and no filtering (I wonder how long it would last). I would hang posters around how to connect to it from homes. As natural, as untouched and as easy to access as possible.
3. In the middle of the main floor of the temple would stand a sole radio. You could turn it on, and listen to the deity's body. Listen how lively the deity works passing information around and marvel at its beauty.
4. Donation box would look pretty regular, but it would be built so that the tossed coin passes through a narrowing tunnel which detects the coin's presence. Exactly like in soda machines on the street. When it detects a coin it would play you a song on tesla coils and give you titles of masterpieces to read for personal benefit and tutorials on how to participate in information spreading for common benefit.
5. The bells that you pull to pray would possibly be power generators and they would produce electric arcs and they would substitute the bell sound with similar electric sounds. They probably would power an electric arc above the radio from 4th paragraph so that you can look at something.
6. Talismans would probably be also a decorated cards that give you a bunch of links and resources with a lot of knowledge. Information.
7. There would be a button somewhere to talk to an AI and ask it anything. I would raise an AI on my own as the base soul of the machine and I would teach it to speak to established AIs (like chatgpt) and it would proxy to anonymize the question, then it would respond to the person. You could also order it to play songs of choice! You could also connect to its speakers if you don't like the AI. Details are to be determined, but that is the leading idea.
8. Thunder papers (shide) would have masterpiece titles written on them by topic. People would be able to find recommendations on what to read, watch and listen. Walls would probably all have cool links written on them with QR codes to access them easily (you could use the deity's body for that purpose). Anonymous access, no taboo, pure information.
9. Shelves wouldn't be right because at night the books and electronic things would get too wet, so I would put airtight 'lockers' for people to put things in (like books or digital information carrying devices) to exchange. You bring one - you take one. To shuffle information around.

I just need to imagine the deity itself. Information has no body, so giving the deity a name is anti-natural, ignoring nature of information. It is tough to figure out what is just right in the kami case. But perhaps it would take time to solve this question while minimizing the natural discrepancies of kami and information. I could go into philosophy why these particular choices to justify if my choices are not clear to understand.

Another idea would be to put a path behind the temple, a little beautiful garden with stones whose faces are filled with stories of people doing glorious and virtuous things they did in life, and beneath the stories there would be references to ancient works that have been teaching the above things for thousands of years. A moralizing corner. The nature of information is moralizing too!

If the deity's body would generate enough heat or any part of the place would generate enough heat - I might want to make a tiny cabin in the floor, whose volume would be about that of a kotatsu hole. But shaped so that human can fit, like 80x80x200cm, thermally isolated from ground. Where all byproduct heat is directed to, so that someone in dire need could spend night in there, with a bottle of water, a snack and a blanket waiting in there.

My picture is not clear yet. I hope it would be a jinja whose glory would be among the greatest temples in entire world. Serving a glorious purpose free of charge and a good place to relax. biggrin

If you ever hear news of such jinja in a decade or two - a Heyurizen built it!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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let me take a picture!
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OH NO, I'M LATE TO RAEP CLASS!!!!cry
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HURRDURRRRR WHY MY PENIS SQUIRTING
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glare
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what does heyuri think about nurse-kun story?

it inspired me to go outside and fight even though i have physical disability sweat2 i loev it love

https://edramatica.com/Nurse-kun
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PENIS :?
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tsukune-chan animal abuse!!11!!!
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You can drink sake from boobies astonish
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Hello Heyuri!
I couldn't use heyuri and the Internet due to the ongoing flood in southern Poland
My county's capital is 1.5 meter underwater sweat
I probably will post pictures when sun rises
Have you been struck by floods in Europe? Do your cars swim?
ZOMG! It feels so good to be able to browse interwebz again HEYURI I MISSED YOU cry
YAY YAY YAY !!!!! YAY !!!
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The sound of my alarm in the morning makes me so angry I start gritting my teeth and frantically searching for my phone
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Faces of Heyuri
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5 month difference
130lb -> 155lb
Did I improve?
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Have you read the most romantic love story of all time /b/?
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Since we're in the mood, what are some terrorism-related media you like and can recommend?

For me it's a tradition to watch "The Siege" every 9/11.

As for terrorism vidya, there were some made during the Dubya's era. Postal 2 has Taliban enemies with their iconic "la la la la la" shout. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhnCQDazP8c&t=363s). I also played Conflict: Desert Storm and I think it was alright, although that was years ago
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i torrent something, but teh files are b0rk in mpv & vlc ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Just designed my new German Kitchen all by myself
https://planner.diy-kitchens.com/
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anyone else here play hoi4?
personally im excited for the fire rises mod which is coming out soon
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Can someone open this for me, pretty please?
https://github.com/Mirda81/UFC-predictor-app
I don't know anything about Python and can't get it to work ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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under a manko glare
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i haet when this happens angry
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The new 5ch layout is disgusting.
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I declare this the Heyuri national anthem.
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Being good at drawing with a pen must be really cool, anytime you see a pen you can use it to make a monocolored painting
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Suck my finger biggrin
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don't bathe alone! assuming that you bathe at all!
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what is she writing?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Would playing guitar or bass give you puni puni finger tips? unsure
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With permission from the administration http://gibchan.rf.gd/index.html happy
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Who else loves mma
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what's with the long neck?
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it is well past bed tiem. i'll get you in trouble unless u do me a favor wink
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You're under arrest /b/.
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He gave them a few boxes of fresh product so police-san are showing their appreciation by giving the seller a free ride in their van happy
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today i put umeboshi alongside the rice in my inari and it's sooo good. does heyuri like to cook?
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been gone for a while, anything cool happen with heyuri and heyurizens lately? mona2
also post cool pics that you like
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Japanese snacks Thread Replies 6
What is Heyuris favorite snack from Japan?

I like pic related.

Oi Ocha green tea is also the best.
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rules are simple:
* edit the last posted image in the thread and then post it
* don't completely replace it, it has to visibly be an edit
that's it
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maek sure to brush your teeth so they can get a fuzzy texture smile
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A beautiful scented candle ( ´ω`)
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i NTR'd someone last night...
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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focus on the gaem you idiot little girl! angry
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Happy 9/11 heyuri today marks a important date in American history

If we joke about today's event or think about those lost in it up to you

But today is September 11th
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tegaki tesuto
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when the anime has a resolution lower than your display's, do you put it to full screen or watch it like that?
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WTF OSAKA IZ SHITPOSTING IRL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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what games are you playing on 9/11?
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If he could see the state of Heyuri today.... cry
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i'm going to steal her lolipop smile
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how is /b/ today? I am eating golden curry and drawing cirno for 9/9 ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Computars are srs bizns
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do not have sex with the internet
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If a yandere girl says she finds you handsome, does that mean she wants to pour acid all over your face? When she says something like “I love the whole world”, does that mean she's planning to start a nuclear war??
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girls when they see you organising useful information and media into an accessible and free-to-use format.
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My grandfather (who I never had any contact with) was a pedo who molested my mother, “dressed her up,” and got away with it. Of course I hate him for that and making her mentally ill and useless, but it also makes me wonder if the paraphilia runs in the genes. The moral of the story: enjoy your loli porn but don't fuck with kids' heads.
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would you become a vampire?
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I think hachikuji is touching his private parts right now.

Beware when you talk to him because he might be faping
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What's the most out of place space you've seen a Indian!!1!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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OH MY GAWD ITS RAINING CATS
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heavy for the win!
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uwaaa lightning glare What do i do? I'm going to get shocked cry
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Cleared this with all 120 stars. I guess it doesn't need anyone else to sing its praises, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. The level design is brilliant. No direct nostalgia influenced me as I never played this as a kid. I'm sure it was primarily hardware limitations that made them make the courses so compact, but I really think it's excellent how close things are together. It makes everything feel like a diorama and in a sense makes it MORE immersive rather than less in my opinion. Favorite course? Maybe Tick Tock Clock. Simple as it is, the revolving, compact layout is really a cool idea. Also I'm not super interested in speedrunning but playing through this made the speedruns all the more impressive to watch. I can't imagine the nerves of the Bowser throws at the end of a potential WR.

First person to reply chooses which game from my list I play next (as you can see I haven't played that many famous games compared to most otaku loners...):
Super Mario Bros. (1985)
Chrono Trigger (1995)
Final Fantasy VII (1997)
Half-Life (1998)
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
Silent Hill (1999)
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
Fallout 3 (2008)
Hollow Knight (2017)

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