Off-Topic@Heyuri

I can't believe the mobile-friendly trend has hit 5ch of all places

too bad

my site was deliberately made to bork on idiot browsers, idiot operating systems and screen sizes indicative of phones
go chase your tail mobile n00bz!

good scarecrows for morons i used / planned to implement:
* making the default css flash with rainbow to cause seizures
* hide the css style change bar to be barely findable so they leave thinking that they cant fix the rainbow
* when they fix the css a javascript would make posts be gibberish with a randomizer until you disable it in some ublock
* require changing a cookie value to be able to post at all
* if they set cookie value to post there would be another secret default cookie that would include your ip and entire browser fingerprint attached to the post that they wouldnt be able to delete
* make the entire contents of the site spin slowly to annoy
* make homepage pretend its a 404 but subsites would work fine
* make homepage look like fbi took it over and that the ip of the idiot guest would be passed to the court for attempting to access illegal content / illegal services or whatever related

a fun idea for an imageboard would be a board where the password would encrypt your message at clicking 'post' and having any chosen password would attempt decrypting locally all the posts on each f5 probably requiring anti bot measures
so all conversations are in plain view but contents not
it would be used by terrorists and druglords mostly probably

>The new 5ch layout is disgusting.
it can be toggled between the PC and mobile layout but is still AIDs

>>116827
...so you pretty much just have yourself as the only poster lol?
that is a lot of work on an internet with a lot of other sites to browse even for someone who might be interested

also hilariously enough, terrorists and druglords just use facebook and shit

>>116826
I'm still mad at how after YEARS of changing absolutely nothing, Pixiv keeps fucking with their site and making it shittier.

>>116829
the lowest elements of free market chains
nothing of value is lost when they produce evidence on themselves

and i had a regex filter on all imaginable new-internet and moron words banning for an entire range of the offender but also his entire village/town/city permanently, some 220 words
to avoid evasions bans would also hand out an autoban cookie and reban on attempted posting from new range / place on the offenders device besides posting their new ip and fingerprint

it was hilarious but i loved that abomination of an imageboard, a chamber with just me inside

Most 5ch users use dedicated mobile apps or desktop browser software to access the site anyway - they have done for a long time

Heyuri should be more interested in the nsfw version of 5ch called https://bbspink.com/
Are heyurians all banned from posting on pink?

>>116832
I've managed to access it a few times. Completely locked out to foreigners. Didn't find much on there, although something on there might peak some interests.

>>116826 (Yes, me)
I'm still curious what the fuck the iPhone did to us? Because modern web design philosophy is heaps and heaps of irony when you think about it. The mobile excuse is punched in the face flat when you point out all of the mobile-unfriendly shit generated by this modern web design philosophy. It's maximalism disguised as mobile-friendly minimalism, which is quite odd. We should go back to the days when you were forced to be minimal; everybody wins. And i'd argue the mobile websites back then worked better.

>>116831
I forget that a lot. It's certainly unique