you know, Virtua Racing is so fucking stylish that I can almost believe they made it look so sharp, flat, and digital on purpose (as opposed to the fact that they didn't have any hardware that could map textures onto things lol)
seeing the promo art lean into it really sells that feeling, even if it really was just them dealing with the limits of what Sega knew how to design in 1992

the game still plays so fucking well too
god, I miss when Sega kicked ass

My first post ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Is this heaven?

Stallman-sama ..

delicious balsamic sauce

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ANUS is serious business (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

IM TEH FUKKEN RAPE SCATMAN

oh noes!1!11!

Theres a possibility i might get covid within the next few days. I'm really dreading being sick for a week. (´ー` )

I bought a 240hz 1440p 1ms monitor with my food money
I'm left for 13 days on 40 dollars
My computer can't deliver over 240 fps either

Now I sobered up and realized it
Going to beg mom and dad for money tomorrow

i want to present an imageboard for some free style class project, but am a n00b. i never set up the database right and i cant find any specific instructions.
the best place to ask is an imageboard, how do i set up the database/tables/columns(?) for fikaba to work right. and yes, i will let all of you destroy the imageboard the same time my peers use it. which is a week from now

Would you?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

I LIEK TOMATO

firefox is removing most of its privacy features, does anyone have any good private browser recommendations for linux?

Thoughts on Sonic R?

WTF YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO SCROLL WHEELS THAT'S FUCKING CHEATING

I'm evil and should be hit by a truck.

gema

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Does anyone else here not understand the concept of revenge porn? Or rather all the hubbub about it lately? Like you sent your n00dz to someone on teh interwebs, and they shared them. Why should you be upset? If you didn't trust that person then you shouldn't have sent those pictures in the first place, or covered up anything that could identify you. You gave those pictures to someone, so they belong to them now.

I remember when the video of The Amazing Atheist shoving a banana up his ass was leaked, no one called it revenge porn or was upset about the act of leaking it. People laughed at it, then TAA said "yeah I shoved a banana up my ass so what?" and then everyone moved on with their lives.

I think I just don't get it because I started using teh interwebs before everyone was online all the time. The internet was a new and sorta scary world. We just went online assuming there were risks to being online and took precautions. We assume there were trolls, scammers and sex fiends lurking everywhere. Now since even every technologically illiterate normalfag is terminally online to some extent, they have to make the internet their cushy safe space.

couldn't be me ヽ(´∇`)ノ

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

I started playing Pokemon Gold in italian to learn the language and i named my Totodile "Zidane", before remembering that Zidane was french ORZ

i found this image while exploring the net.

I think its really funny, i lol'd when i saw it

ZOMG ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

can you survive the... PANCHIRA OF DEATH?

ran does not have massive tits, neither does any touhou

haruhislam

*squeaky noises*

How did you celebrate this year's Harmony Day?

You DID, celebrate Harmony Day, right Anon?

These days I read more korean webtoons than manga. What do you call this disease?

BAN

(NO U)

(B& AGAIN JUST CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT)

(FUCK IT, B& THREE TIMES OVER BIIIIIITCH)

What is your favourite computer pastime?

Original thread: >>132932 (not mein but who cares)

We will play Yume 2kki today, in 6 hours as I'm creating this thread. You can see the JS countdown in the global message to confirm how much time is left

Get in from here when the time comes: https://ynoproject.net/2kki/

I dunno what exactly it does (chat?) but we should have a party there

does anyone want to roleplay with me? I can be your little girl :3

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

cat liek shoe

WOW NICE RIDE.

dumdum! stoopid! big smelly poopyhead!!

aitai na hai hai hai ha

https://bree-zee.dreamwidth.org/
I found this cute site for writing journals. There is quite a lot of depressing stuff in there... I forgot how great it was to indulge oneself in the despairing of others. Makes you feel less miserable.
It's sad that people don't write blogs anymore. Just one more thing that got killed off by social media. Most people in there are in their 40s. Anyway... have you got a blog of your own?

a VAGINA

I bought NVIDIA stock just before teh 10% crash 2 weeks ago~, all red!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

I'll take a recorder, and i'll...

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

goes where?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

WIGGLE TIME

*chomp~*

Does anyone know of a program I can edit PDFs with (on linux)? I always print my books, so I always end up having to pay more for stuff I won't read like blurbs, interviews, prefaces... etc

anyone want sum microwaved konata? (´￢`)

orz STO

whats heyuris soft drink of choice

Have you encountered anything particularly large today?

queen

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME! I know all the delicious candy is over there.

yeah, I'm gaming... ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

+

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

OH BABY.

What does /b/ think of meh drawing? (Goopy-sama is my signature btw lol)

im thinking of a number between 1900 and 2000 ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

inside the pot is...

FUCK!!!

hi heyuri!
ive been on this site for some time and thought it would be nice to open a heyuri discord server! (though, if this ad is against the rules plz delete my post admins, thanks) This will be my only ad for it, so be sure to join now if you're interested! Please do note that a lot of the members are from 4chan as well, so be mindful although the new rules are practically copied from Heyuri to stop any weird posts

again admins, i never saw a rule against advertising! if discord and such is against the rules here then please delete my post!

discord.gg/heyuri

I wish I could see her from behind...

What are certain types of doujin porn that are not commonly recognized as a category but should be?
If you have your specific taste you know how hard it is to even find it efficiently.

I like the idea of kamikakushi a lot.

Especially regarding young boys getting molested by Inari foxes.

I'M THE ANTONYMPH OF THE INTERNET
STILL CLEANING UP THE VIRUSES THAT YOU HAD LEFT
I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN (LOVE AGAIN)
DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU HEAR THE- (YAY!)

post sexy hot toasters you want to fuck. send toasters you have already blew loads into. what settings do you usually have? do you toast toast bread before or after using it? do you shove your balls in one slot and ur PENIS in the other or do you tag team it with a friend? tell me all about your toaster explorations

INTERWEBZ PARTY

If you suddenly got an imouto, would you change your lifestyle ? What would you do / do differently? Do you think it would make your life better?

I've had a few thoughts regarding iruyeh-tan lately that I wanted to share with you

i imagine her to be heyuri-tan's twin sister, they were raised together but heyuri-tan was clearly the favourite child, she tries and tries to get noticed by her family, friends, even strangers! but everyone always only talks about heyuri. So I believe this is why iruyeh-tan is so evil and against fun: it's the only way she has to get the attention she never got as a child
we may see her laughing evilly as she b0rks rule 8 but I believe that when all is said and done and she gets home she cries herself to sleep :(

(;ﾟДﾟ) (;ﾟДﾟ) (;ﾟДﾟ) (;ﾟДﾟ)

The official sauce of Heyuri!
Their website is https://eatlolis.com/ too (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Water

LOL

wan 𓇢𖡼𖤣𖥧

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

What should I name him?

What are you doing this Friday night?

Does anyone have a patched AIR copy I could borrow?

what is the best gpu by public opinion ?

I'm sick.

Heyurizen-kun please, I'm tired of pretending I am your daughter, it is pointless...
Neighbors already suspect us because you forgot to close the window last sunday
Let's move to another town before they tip the police
Go get a car and condoms while I finish the food, okay?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

where should i fly my plane?

LOL IM HAX0R'ing INTO OFF-TOPIC

whoops!

I COPIED THAT FLOPPY AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

are you a lolicon (like me) heyuri (ﾟー｀)

nakanashi down?

dog theft (;´Д`)

CATCH 'EM ALL

YT just recommended me this video about a japanese dude kissing "living statues", does anyone know more about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXcMexSnHAQ

What teh fuk

Is there a full version of this art? I don't remembrar seeing it outside the banner

mouse pad with tits (・∀・)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Soy el Raimundo Alexander Schiaffino Schiaffino. En esta imagen esta mi prima Antonia Eliana Ortiz Schiaffino. Mi prima Antonia en pantalones rosados se sento en mi cara cuando ella era menor de edad y yo tenia 18 años. Su poto aplastaba toda mi cara, mi nariz olia todo su poto grande. Mi prima Antonia muy potona con poto grande me dijo que me iba a tirar un peo en mi cara, Antonia me tiro su peo en mi nariz, su peo fue muy apestoso y su peo sono como una metralleta en mi nariz, me fume todo su peo de potona. Antonia lo empezo todo. Antonia fue la primera en tirarme un peo en mi nariz.
Antonia se tiro el menso peo en mi nariz. Cuando Antonia me tiro su peo, su peo entro en mi nariz. Cuando Antonia me tiro su peo en mi nariz, mi nariz tenia mocos, su peo dentro de mi nariz hizo que mis mocos esten mas apestosos y podridos con olor a su peo. Despues de tirarme su peo en mi nariz, Antonia movio mucho su poto grande hacia los lados en mi nariz. La Antonia se tira los mensos peos y sus peos son atomicos. Me gusto cuando la Antonia se sento en mi cara (me hizo un facesitting), sus gluteos muy grandes, redondos, rebotones, apretados, llenos de grasa y de peos aplastaban mi cara. Cada gluteo de la Antonia es mas grande que mi cabeza. Antonia me tiro su peo muy apestoso, muy ediondo, muy oloroso, muy podrido, de metralleta, de bomba atomica y de caca muy verde dentro de mi nariz.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i liek tennis (´￢`)

Anyone else want to watch 4chan GIFs and videos in an automatic slideshow?

Hopefylly 4chan will offer this feature at some point, but in the mean time I created a webapp that lets you play 4chan videos one after another. Try it out here: https://depvana.com/topic/344

Simply add 4chan thread URLs (e.g., /gif) – as many as you want. The web app will automatically play all the MP4 videos it finds in a seamless slideshow.

serious question: what are you personally living for?

Your IQ is now 20

ARREST HIM!!1! (ﾉ｀д´)ﾉ

would u date her even if it had PENIS?

SNACKS ARE MEIN

This is my face when I get to touch some loli boobies (´ー`)
What's your facce when you get to touch loli tiddies ? (ﾟー｀)

wanna ride the yukari-mobile?

playing with fire

Do any of you FREAKS know of a good site to install fonts? I'm looking for a super cutesy font for my super cutesy desktop!

come to bed, anon-kun ヽ( ´∇`)ノヽ(´∇` )ノ

running away to the wild west with my loli
life is good

since its been ages since it was last mentioned on Heyuri and island registrations have recently been re-opened on it, theres a game on Heyuri★CGI called Hakoniwa Islands 2. essentially its a multiplayer game where players develop their own islands but can interact with others through war, AIDS, alliances, etc.

PVE instance: https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/
PVP instance: https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakopvp/
wiki page: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Hakoniwa_Islands

guess what's inside

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

"Obey the Walrus" is a classic youtube horror video and if you're reading this there's probably a big chance that you've already seen it before.
What's interesting is that while some people (like me) find it disturbing (and many years have passed since i've first watched it), others say it's hilarious and not frightening at all.
Knowing the video i can sort of understand why it's that way, and it probably depends a lot on the circumstances on how you first came in contact with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHviwdECNjU
So, do you think it's scary or funny?

mfw i play a bad video game !!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

If murder is so baaad, why does it look so fun?

i am a kaomoji (ノ￣ω￣)ノ

i found out why i often "mistype" img.heyuri.net as img.geyuri.net (;´Д`)

Eyyy!

Would you play this?

non-serious question: BOKU?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w szczebrzeszynie gdyż grzegorz brzęczyszczykiwicz konstantynopolitańczykówianeczkę przeruchał wszelki jeż na wierzy wśród jerzozwierzy Jerzy aż się włos na głowie jerzy chwała Lechii się szerzy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_G9IKLynF8

5-star meal

HOW TO DOWNLOAD FROM NICONICO (with nicozon) IN BROWSER EASY
It works almost like browser youtube downloaders but better.

1. Add a bookmark in your browser with URL being:

javascript:(function(d,j,s){s=d.createElement("script");s.setAttribute("charset","utf-8");s.src=j;d.body.appendChild(s);})(document,"https://www.nicozon.net/js/bookmarklet.js")

2. Find the video you want to download

3. Change your video link format appropriately
(add "ext." before the link and the directory should be "?smXXXXXXXX") like this:

From: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm123456789
To: https://ext.nicovideo.jp/?sm123456789

4. Click the script you added as a bookmark and wait a bit for the download

5. DONE

For example you want to download
1. You want to download a video under the link https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18224247
2. You create a bookmark with the above JS (if you haven't already / if you have done it already you skip this step)
3. Fix the link to be https://ext.nicovideo.jp/?sm18224247
4. Click the script bookmark
5. Wait until it downloads

YAY DESU

share videos that make you smile

*clears throat* Everyone, may I have your attention please. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

After the failure of today's gaming event (Doom), I have decided to organize another. This time, it'll be foolproof, bulletproof, iron-clad. No technical difficulties can ruin it, and it will be accessible to everyone because it's a game we can all play in our browser: Yume 2kki.

I assume most of you know what this is, but just so we're all on the same page, it's a Yume Nikki fangame. Yume Nikki is a Japanese game where you play as a hikki girl who sleeps all the time and the game is just about exploring her dreams. It's kind of like an interactive art-gallery with a loosely woven plot that can be inferred from the scenes. Yume 2kki (pronounced Yume Nikki - a pun as the number two is is nii in Japanese) is much of the same thing, only much larger, and overall more lighthearted in tone and less horror themed than Yume Nikki. There's even a cute bathhouse scene where you can have the character wear a school swimsuit.

We'll be starting Sunday the 23rd at 1:00 pm EST i.e. 18:00 UTC. Be there or be square!

Link to teh game: https://ynoproject.net/2kki/

w-who is this meant for? (;´Д`)

A good and trustworthy source of mine says that there is literally nothing wrong with making love to your own daughter so long as both enjoy it.

That is all.

I have a problem Heyuri.

I think I overdone it and now my google maps reviews are never allowed to be published. Tagged as "not posted".

I think I 1-stared my past schools too much.
I used google maps reviews as private imageboards because you can post photos, videos and comments and some idiotic made up locations were fun where everyone posted random things.
You could hijack locations and make a persons business appear with a suzuran picture instead of the logo with no checks.

I know that most dumb posts were new generation tiktok kids but they were hilarious too and they are more wild than average kids their age 20 years ago.
You can find teh CP sometimes there too.
Quite rare but still more common than on modern imageboards.

How do I evade teh ban? I like it there.

Obvious 10 year old morons who troll get nothing for posting ISIS shooting down helicopters under a local pizzeria and I get shadowbanned for merely making up plausible stories about my past schools! So unjust and sad!

my screen.... it's... it's blue! (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

Who is the GREEN DEVIL and who is the GREEN CUTIE?

Nominations and judgements

Ｈｉ　Ｉ　ａｍ　Ｙｕｎｏ．　Ｈｉ　ａｍ　ｆｒｏｍ　Ｊａｐａｎ．

Ｙｏｕｒ　ｓｉｔｅ　ｉｓ　ｃｕｔｅ．　Ｍａｎｙ　ｍａｎｙ　ｍａｎｙ　ｃｕｔｅ　ｐｈｏｔｏ．　Ｂｕｔ　ａｆｔｅｒ　ｍａｎｙ　ｍａｎｙ　ｔｉｍｅ，　ｆｏｕｎｄ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｐｈｏｔｏ　ｏｆ　ｍｅ，　Ｉ　ｎｏ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄｏ　ｈｏｗ．

Ｗｈａｔ　ｅｌｓｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｔａｌｋ？　Ｗｈａｔ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｆａｖｏｒｉｔｅ　ｄｉｓｃｕｓｓｉｏｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｓａｙ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ？

Ｓｏｒｒｙ　ｆｏｒ　ｍｙ　ｑｕｅｓｔｉｏｎ．　Ｂｙｅ　ｂｙｅ　Ｈｅｙｕｒｉ．

Ｙｕｎｏ

I hate capitalism, but goddamn this carbonated brown sugar water is tasty.

We will play DOOM on the next Saturday (15th), starting 18:00 UTC

To get the Doom port you need to join:
Install Doom from https://github.com/fabiangreffrath/crispy-doom/releases/download/crispy-doom-7.0/crispy-doom-7.0.0-win64.zip (or if you're on Linux, install it via sudo apt install crispy-doom or via the software manager) and the get iwads "The Ultimate Doom", "Doom II", "Plutonia" and "TNT" from https://github.com/Gaytes/iwad , and put them in the folder where you installed Doom
Alternatively, just get it with the necessary stuff pre-installed from here: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4203.7z (for Windows)

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When the day comes, I assume there will be information in this thread on how to join, so be sure to check then.

If you don't know what the Gaming Days are about, you can read the wiki page: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day
We pick the games to play by https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/ (though, it also takes a user willing to host the event...)
While on it, Heyuri has Steam group you may want to join as well: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/heyuridotnet/

Happy Valentine's Day, Heyuri!
...At least ONE of us has to have a 3D girlfriend, right?

https://youtu.be/eycvTfAOnso

I don't want to do anything.

What video games have you been playing on Valentine's Day instead of having sex?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

why?

What is the best dog breed? I like golden retrievers, they look pretty.

This is a robbery give me your s

i present to you... teh sky!

Is there something warm and big to hug?

Imagine if Revolutionary Girl Utena, a story about some dyke and her brown girlfriend, had been made today, and by americans?

Happy Valentines Heyuri, i hope yuor day are teh good.

What is teh meaning of life

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

love~

I just took a massive shit.

is Ys I & II

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

I'm so jealous of him i wish this was me.

He should be happy and grateful that little girls are throwing themselves at him.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Hello Heyuri. I've recently got my european citizenship via jus sanguinis and want to move there when I finish college. I need to decide which country I will live in now so I can start learning the language, I'm torn between learning french and learning german, which would you choose and why?

flare! flare!

Where can I find an easy going flat chested cutie? Why haven't I found one yet? How much do they cost?

ASSUME DEFENSIVE STANCE!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Do you like figures?

I Do!

What are you doing with your waifu for Valentine's day

pfft, this site's so dead!
b-but dont get the wrong idea, idiot! i'm only here because there's no javascript. it's not like i'd w-wanna hamg out with you losers...

Hi guys! I'm so sick of talking about this topic. There's thousands of Barack Obamas, he's posting swastikas and PENISes. Please, make it stop! Jesus Christ, Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler are posting ASCII art of genetalia. I'm begging you, find a way to fix this, please. It's killing me. There's thousands of Jesus Christs, they're linking to viruses, linking to porn! What are you thinking? What are you doing!?

I miss the 2000's. Even though there were no English imageboards, even if most Japanese media, save the most mainstream stuff, was inaccessible, even if you had to hunt down all your media physically. Things were simpler, things made sense. I wish I was a young adult at the time so I could have taken full advantage of the economic and social opportunities that existed back then.

Since there was less you could do while looking at a screen, people went out and did things together more. Like just going to the mall or renting a movie impromptu. That used to be an easy thing to do. Now you have to plan to do something with someone, and then two hours after they no-show they'll text you telling you they fell asleep and they're sorry they couldn't make it.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

valentines is soon