her body must be somewhere...

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who could have known system of a down knew about anon's relationship...

PENIS out for Harambe
Show some respect for a true simian hero

oni-chan, i give these to you if you do as i say.

When was the last time you touched your GameBoy Colour?

this bitch wont wake up ヽ(`Д´)ノ

quick give me some techniques that wake people up!

red code is one of my favourite flash games ever but i feel like it never got the recognition it deserved and that makes me mad ヽ(`Д´)ノ
i do admit red code 2 needed a bit of testing though, that one was nearly impossible to win

what shall i ask of the almighty chatgpt-sensei?

Breaking news: A PENIS was discovered on Mars!

Fans cause SUFFOCATION! They suck out all teh air

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HELLO, I AM LOOKING FOR MAN KNOWN AS "SPAM-KUN". HIS COLLECTION RIVALS THE AMOUNT CP STORED ON FEDERAL SERVES, WHICH WE CANNOT LET HAPPEN .PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH ALL INFORMATION AS WELL AS YOUR FULL NAME, THANK YOU.

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Today, this will be my uniform.

W- wha- what are slug-chan and slug-kun doing???

When you see this kaomoji:

<(ﾟ∀ﾟd)

What do you see it as?

SHE WAS FORCED TO EAT FECES AT GUNPOINT......

i could have sworn there was someone peeking ovar my fence earlier... but when i blinked they were gone...

which one of you is calling mai tello phone?

apparently another billionaire died.. this tiem in a yacht accident
why does public rejoice about succesful guy getting murdered
while act disgusted when i suggest an insignificant rori rape ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

pop!

since tanks are nowhere near their former glory and can be penetrated by even a few kilograms of explosive from drones, us gamers should use another word for tanking.

shielding, sponging perhaps 

it feels a bit weird to use at first, but some aspects are similar enough to C/PHP that it isn't too hard to get into. like riding a camel

Wot hapened? DDDDD:
No maymas, no good pr0n, repetitive breads & circlejerks ones :((
No, i'm serious ^.^ 5/6 years ago u could find some funny breads, now nothing...

Post traps for Heyuri to prosper

I can't tell... Is this a nise board?

わああぁぁ！！ くろきともこちゃんは3Dだ〜

This is an eighties thread

ZOMG PIZZA

I love hand-puppet massage cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSG8WctzN2A

Ever heard of the tree-man disease, Heyuri? Take a moment to say thanks to your immune system.

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i want to sleep in a kotatsu

these cans are hard to stack on top of each other (;´Д`) This was as high as i could get it without it getting too unstable

Neko is sitting on my lap, too comfortable to move

does this format make you smile even a little bit?

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cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat (=^･ω･^=)

0_0

here, haev an angel. but this is compensated dating so make sure to pay up!!!

POST IT YEAAHHHHH KILL KILL KILL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiO6-mcfz4I&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYLlK-_q4A&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYanAa6M-yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhB5zqicMKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzNgprjqVrM

fuck that was trash

You want to be an honorary oldfag, right? You better start licking then

i want it to be halloween already! it's been ages since i've had any good sweets...

Are Heyuri's ears good?
https://www.echalk.co.uk/Science/biology/hearing/HowOldIsYourHearing/resource.html
I get liek more than 10 years worse than expected

there are many piggu forcast this after-noon

I will get drunk later. Yay!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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the jam came alive! (ﾟｰﾟ)

will heyuri help me choose what next game to play?

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A bunch of you talked me into buying a ticket to an anime convention while I was drunk last night. You also demanded pictures. Well I went, and got some. Not a lot though because I have crippling social anxiety and autism. I also met nobody and did not enjoy my time there. And couldn't afford anything nice.

So now as requested I will dump some pictures ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

What are some of your favorite projects based on reverse engineered or leaked source code?
https://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Game_engine_recreations_and_source_ports
Here's a list of a bunch of 'em and I just found out The Simpsons Hit & Run source was leaked which isn't listed there: https://github.com/Svxy/The-Simpsons-Hit-and-Run

WE WAITING~

but for what?

Would you go back in time and secretly molest yourself when you were 6 if you were to get 100k when you were 30

I have a lot of free time at the moment, but I can't get myself to focus on reading at home. So far, I think it's hard to read in a café with too much light and too much space between the tables, but it helps if you can get into a far corner. I find the library way too quiet to read in, so I definitely like for there to be some light chatter as background noise. Any thoughts?

i'll reach out of teh screen to meet you, heyuri. See you soon

what are you trying to pay for little miss?

/b/EST BOARD!!!

quick! a drowning girl!!! Are you gonna save her or what!?

what OS do you use
i just installed gentoo

AT ATTENTION HEYURIZEN!
We were too blind! The PENIS Kingdom ammassed their forces and has started a full on assault on Heyuri!
We were all caught completely off guard, but thanks to the efforts of our secret agents we were able to snatch a piece of their plans, we need to act fast and come up with a plan, our fellow heyurizen are dying by the minute!

Here's a breakdown:
1- their attacks are currently focusing on the LOLI and JP fronts, as you can see they are attempting to capture Rapecity and NotCP, the wealthiest cities in the LOLI EMPIRE, to feed their warmachine most likely, furthermore their efforts to conquest 日本語が話せません proves only one thing: they intend to bend the whole country to their will so that JP becomes just another puppet state

2- their secondary objective is the capture of the WINS ARCHIVE in oekaki, we CANNOT ALLOW THIS! unfortunately for us Oekaki is wholly unprepared for this attack and the disgusting PENISES are advancing by the minute, slaughtering innocent wins!

3- Our intelligence, though incomplete, has given us an approximate number of their forces and... it does not look good for us...
we counted at least 150k PENISTANKS, 200k VAGINAPLANES and there have been concerning images of secret never-before-seen weapons

4- Thankfully the strength of the ANIME FAPCIRCLE scared them off enough to build fortifications instead of attacking, the governor of the ANIME FAPCIRCLE informed us that he can spare 150k troops and 50k OPPAITANKS for the defense of Heyuri

Kaguya is currently unreachable so we cannot rely on his wisdom and so... the war council is in session!

it's always the same with me (;´Д`)
i watch a new anime, it has a cute girl, i fantasize about her
the latest victim of my fantasies is picrel, how can i stop? （ ´,_ゝ`）

a kaiju!!!

I hope this doesn't come across as an attempt at shilling something.
I just heard about this mobile application called "Randonautica" that supposedly uses magic quantum randomness woo woo to find random locations near your area that are related to your "intentions" or something.

Of course, this is Heyuri, so what does a modern mobile app have to do with old net culture?

Essentially, the urban legends and mystery surrounding it seem like the kind of stuff 2ch/old 4chan would eat right up. As far as rumors go, an interesting one is that the service gets its information from a dark web site. And aside from rumors, there's been a confirmed case where a group of people stumbled across the bodies of a murdered couple.

Have any other Heyurizens used this? I don't know what to make of this, it almost seems like something out of some shonen anime or manga.

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Ridin a tricycle

DIE FISHY!

my pet butterfly drowned today

Who here on Heyuri is also hikikomori?

It has been 8-years for me.

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if you are lucky, you'll see one of these between 2 vending machines

this is how i watch anime

the world needs more female perverts

ARIGATOU MOON-SAN!!

FIIIIREE!!!!! *PEEEEW*

mahou!

Do you guys ever put up stickers? I used to like to grab stickers from places that freely gave them out and put them somewhere near my house and see it all the time. But I have noticed recently almost all of the stickers I see are political in nature.

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Look at these cuties from Hinamizawa!

Which one of these JKs would you fuck /b/?

this is how i watch anime

Fun microsoft fact: The win10 calculator likes to randomly insert a bunch of invisible characters into your clipboard when you copy from it sometimes so you can spend hours trying to figure out what the fuck is causing errors because you actually pasted %E2%80%AD‭‭‬‭2011C4%E2%80%AC‬ instead of ‭‭‬‭2011C4.

i changed the color to green, i am a hax0r nao

There's a hill near my house with a shit ton of rabbits. i haev considered catching one

always be on alert... or this could happen

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You should taek a ride inside a washing machine some time, it could be fun liek an amusement ride

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while you were wasting your time on the internet i beat Ico

blessed be ueda and his creative mind

there's a hidden カメラ

most deodorant sux, so i don't use it ( ´ω`) though my mother says i smell bad

just give her teh cake!! (;´Д`)

fucknugget

they must haev seen something really cool on Internetz

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wat is your favorite bird heyuri? personally i liek ducks (´ー`)

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Remember the millenniums old advice: ゆっくりしていってね！
https://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/25/middleeast/turkish-skeleton-says-relax/index.html

Achoo!

My cat spilled coffee on teh computer which somehow shorted everything. Evil neko winz this tiem

Human i can eat?

are black cats considered bad luck?

this swimsuit is far too small (;´Д`)

w-we're alive

picrel is what happens when you leave teh worms in your stomach for too long

i wanted to change my monitor because everything was blurry
turns out i just had to put on my prescription glasses!
i didnt wear them for a year

ZOMG character development!

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Which Azumango would you like to live with? Note that you will NOT have sex0rz or do anything Sekushii! You will just have to deal with her in your day-to-day life.

Does anyone know of a good book concerning japanese history?

looks liek fun

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octopi are too perverted!!

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Take a guess about what's inside her

You're outta touch, Heyuri.
You're also outta time.

while you were wasting your time on the internet I studied the blade

Alice hasn't seen you back home for several days and she's a little upset and worried. Where have you been?

LOUDER!!!

THE GAME

What do the turkish think of this guy?

Tomo's favourite band is Weezer.

sorry to walk in on you - lock teh door next time!

I don't want to work on this fucking resit assignment anymore, Heyuri! I can't fucking face it. Life is such BS. I should just fail and drop out and work on an oil rig!

i'd liek to kill and eat an angel. Especially taking its wings and roasting them over a fire

i can see IPs nyu

I'm going to marry you whether you like it or not

2day i maed fried chicken

Throughout history, children have been able to psychically communicate with eachother across long distances through EM waves emmitted by head lice. The lice attach directly to the childs skull to recieve neural impulses. This symbiosis is a natural part of childhood and essential to healthy emotional development. Lice removal and hair care services are a government project set up to protect the adult conspiracy from the revolutionary threat posed to it by children bearing these special powers. Make sure to keep your children away from hairdressers and take them to local nit-sharing parties at least once a year!

Pull my finger

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Guys, I think my computer's broken..
I just fuckin bought this thing!

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We post about Foxsuke (Firefox mascot) ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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every day i drink around 2 cups of coffee and at most 5 cups of tea. caffeine... i can't live without it

a beautiful expression

what does emo kid become after she cheers up?

I just came to the sudden realization that this music video is cool as hell

a real 'mouth-pussy'!

Niconico is partially back but even with a JP VPN IP and logged into an account with location set to Japan I can't get any videos to play. yt-dlp doesn't work either.
https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/issues/10662
At least https://seiga.nicovideo.jp works.

More poems should be like the seven kill stele.

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imagine not having a cd driver

Jackie Thomas is the Hardware and Buying Guides Editor at IGN. Previously, she was TechRadar's US computing editor. She is fat, queer and extremely online. Computers are the devil, but she just happens to be a satanist. If you need to know anything about computing components, PC gaming or the best laptop on the market, don't be afraid to drop her a line on Twitter or through email.

still as pretentious as ever, never change, heyuri.

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i used to think this show was real

good day people, my name is robert and i am a federal agent, i have been yearning for a promotion but actually doing my job is really tiring so if anyone here has committed a crime and wants to go to jail for it please let me know by posting the crime in question and your current location

the crimes i'm looking for are severe things such as terrorism, mass murders, cybercrime against targets such as the government, etc...
do NOT reply if all you did is some shit like shoplifting

thank you for your cooperation, oh and if someone asks i caught you by myself after months of personal investigation

I accidentally my Xbox 360. What should I do now?

Haven't visited this board since late June and was extremely surprised that posts I made around that time are still online. When and why did the pages get expanded?

While I think that's neat, anything past page 6 is considered old and unbumpable. That sucks, all those old threads, I wanted to post in two of them but what was the point if no one saw them cause they couldn't be bumped?

If the board pages can be expanded, how about extending the time period a thread can be bumped, hmm?

I've been thinking about reading Saya no Uta. Is the non-censored version worth the extra money?

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Loli used: gas attack!

It's super effective.

post your creative projects, heyuri. here, i drew a fish.

Would you date a yandere /b/?

Do you like burumā /b/?

I wish Japan would revive them.

HEYURI NEWS: People all around the United Kingdom have been rioting for the past 7 days due to the recent Cod shortage caused by the fallout of the subprime mortgage crisis. Clashes with police have sparked concern as fish prices rise.

On a scale of 0 to 100, how gay would it be to fuck Ranma while she is in her female form?

It is a special kind of darkness that consumes your soul, madame. In it I see the seeds of greater things.

zOMG!!!!!!!!!!!11!

We should play this at the next watch party.(´人｀)

i did one of those unboxing things from japan that heyuri usaly dose. some images are to hot for nashi

portable TV antenna

good morning cla - WHAT THE HELL EVERYONE GET BACK IN YOUR SEATS!

Replace one word out of a movie's title with PENIS
I'll start
Monty Python and the Holy PENIS

THE REAL DEAL

THAT WAS LIEK AN HOUR OF DOWNTIME I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVAR SEE U AGAIN HEYURI

was recently reminded that the voicevox software is free as in beer so I've been mucking around with it
https://voicevox.hiroshiba.jp/product/zundamon/
since I don't actually know Japanese, I've mostly been getting her to talk in engrish or toki pona by typing in katakana
and using my phone to translate the UI (you can probably get a better result with print screen and pasting the pic into google translate)

apparently you can get her to sing by humming a melody? haven't tried that yet since I don't have a mic on my desktop (and given that this kind of wants a fast CPU/beefy GPU to be useful in any sane length of time, I don't have it on my ancient 10yo laptop that would have a built in mic), but it sounds like fun

zundamon is so cute...! (*´人｀*)

The owner of Furaffinity just died

WATCH OUT, SHE ESCAPED! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

raw tomato

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Another Futaba feature has been added to Heyuri (thx komeo)
Putting in e-mail field "displayip" as OP will display users' censored IP addresses within thread. Currently available on Off-Topic and Lounge, might (should it?) be enabled board-wise on Site Discussion.

i dont know if jp is a more suited board for this, please let me know

i'm having difficulty learning kanji, i have learned what some character mean but it's really hard to remember the actual kanji or sometimes the sounds it is comprised of

picrel for example, i recognized it as "right" but could not remember what sounds it makes, only managed to guess it by process of elimination and even then i was unsure, i've been doing this for a week now but i have properly learned to recognize only a few kanji like white, japan/sun and woman which i can identify immediately
is this normal? is there a more efficient way to learn kanji?

will lifting my 2D gf get me fit?

hey i upgraded ur maid, she now has guns.

How does Heyuri regard NTR? Would you fuck another man's wife? Would you let another man fuck your wife? Maybe you'd like to be teh wife being fucked by another man while your husband watches, that's cool, I won't judge you ( ´ω`)

Do you or have you played Mahjong, specifically Riichi mahjong, but other mahjongs are acceptable.

What would you do if loli Tomoko appeared in front of you?

why do people enter rori raep doujins just to complain about rori raep

so many fujoshi!

i followed a spam link earlier and it led to christmas-themed pizza! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

SHE'S REAL!!

If you think about it, boobs are everywhere. Half of the humanity walks around with them attached to their chests. If you go outside, the chances of coming within a meter of a pair of boobs are almost certain. Despite this, men live dreaming of touching them, and for some, it's an impossible dream.

which kondratief cycle stage are we in?

Do you guys like alternative history?

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

falling asleep first at teh party is a bad idea...