*slurps*

water sounds gross. don't tell me people actually drink that!

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I also do this hehe

>>152778
let me tell you an old story
God made a man, the first man who walked earth, the man who first achieved reasoning.
Pushed by his naive curiosity he travelled the world far and wide, saw all that could be seen, heard all that could be heard and touched all that could be touched.
For 100 days he travelled, for 100 nights he slept, but it was on the 100th day that he fell on his knees: "God!" he implored "I hath satiated my thirst for knowledge, but the thirst lingers still! Help thine faithful servant, I implore Thee!"
A pool of water formed beneath the man's knees and God spoke "I shall grant your wish, drink, my child, drink and satiate your thirst"
The man looked ahead, searching for the source of the water, behind some rocks, was a loli pissing

water is loli piss. The end

your suposed to heat the soda b4 drinking, STUPID!!

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