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![]() can you identify this song? it's ok if you transcribe the lyrics
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![]() Where does heyuri gets their news from?
![]() Of course, I am aware that most of you NEETs couldn't care less about the current happenings of our world, and I must confess that up until now I couldn't either. I realized, however, that if I wish to become a respectable adult, a good conversationalist, I must read the news, but not just any news; preferably, I am looking for something that doesn't make me feel like my brain is shrinking.
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![]() i just still am in shock. i want to vomit but it fucking happed. it semlls so fucking bad and its right where i sit at my desk and the smell is not going away. i was going to fill up the jar and i thought i heard my dad or some one coming to my room. so i switched tabs and put that on the floor and it fuckung fell over and spilled. luckly no one came in but i lost so much progress and i feel so fucking nauseous
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![]() Happy Australia Day! January 26th is the official national day of Australia (which it already is now over there, due to time zone difference).
For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Australian (and a few New Zealand) tunes for most of the day. For fellow Aussies, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what the land down unda had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day. See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played Listen link (just copypaste into browser or into your media player of choice): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site. Also, can someone tell me what the heck happened to Endchan? I wanted to post this music invitation to the /ausneets/ board, but everything is locked up. Where are they posting these days? |
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![]() LOOK AT THIS WEIRD HAT AI FOUND
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![]() Have you ever actually been to Japan /b/?
What was it like? |
![]() top 10 reasons why this is the best imageboard
![]() 1. has lolikon
2. has lolikon 3. has lolikon 5. has lolikon 6. did i forget a number? 10. i dont know how to count |
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![]() I just woke up from a 20 year coma, I'm so excited to use a future toilet that doesn't splash water all over your butt when you go take a shit! It has been invented by now right?
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![]() The moon, the bear and your bare ass,
We'll be fucking you today! Fucking you tuesday! Fucking you wednesday! |
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![]() I beat Mario Sunshine, it was alright. My main problem is that a good part of the shine sprites don't involve actual platforming challenges. The general consensus seems to be that the movement is slippery and the fludd-less stages were made with the purpose of atoning for one's sins, however, I couldn't disagree more
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![]() kya~! it's a ghost! (;゚Д゚)
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![]() The Antioch school shooter said Kuz was a good man in his manifesto. Was the Russian colonization of Heyuri a good time?
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![]() Man, comic-strips used to be a lot more irreverent back in the 50's!
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![]() Hey, maybe some of you remember this 'engine' called Touhou Danmakufu ph3. It's used to make Touhou-style games. I'll get straight to the point—anyone know where I can find documentation to make my own script? I’ve been digging around but haven’t found much, so any help would be appreciated
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![]() I really like this picture of Dejiko
Tits look like that of a kid her age Butt is just like kids her age Legs are like that of kids her age but improved Every bone is just right, shadows and lights on her skin are great The shadow on her butt and leg make it look like that of a kid Shadows and light on bones of her hand makes it look so girly Arms are good shape, shadows on her right hand make it look like the exact shape of regular kids hands Lights on her face are so cute and her smile is so cute Most of all I like the lower belly part ![]() Surely the artists knew how 10 year olds look Please tell why you like this picture |
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![]() I CAN'T CUM NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY WHEN MY BLADDER İS FULL
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![]() Is anyone here using Windows XP? I was wondering if any kind soul would be willing to save me the trouble of forcing a virtual machine to run on my crappy computer, zipping the contents of your machine's "font" folder (win > control panel > fonts) and uploading it to up.heyuri.net. I can't seem to find them on teh internets.
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![]() I will be going to pittsburgh in a month or two, and I would like to invite any heyurizens that can come to an unofficial meet. I suggest this be done at a bar or resturant. This is my first time going so perhaps anyone from pittsburgh knows a good place?
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![]() my wife bant-tan swapped haircuts with cirno ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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![]() s-soemthing is under my bed, can you look and see what it is!?
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![]() This is a REAL slide from a REAL panel at a REAL anime convention I went to
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![]() Exam season soon...
Are you learning? There is a dude that is known to fail around 92% of students on electrical machines. Everyone is scared of him. He has long and rare titles in his name... Guys from another year got him to allow them to plug in a usb drive of theirs and they RATted that PC I think. Then they gave away questions for this year's exam. I am very happy. I just hope that they are real, they seem to be almost certainly the real thing by how they are formulated and they look like he wrote it. They fit the standards he had mentioned. I will only learn answers to the supposedly stolen list because it is quite impossible to learn everything in sufficient detail. The exam is this thursday. I will post if they turned out to be real. |
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![]() Heyuri, who is teh best Vocaloid? I liek Rin because she is kawaii ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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![]() COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM COME ON AND SLAM IF YOU WANNA JAM https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m188.mp3 |
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![]() hehe i have seen this stale joke 213 times now you have to see it too
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![]() I NEVER CONQUERED, RARELY CAME
SIXTEEN JUST HELD SUCH BETTER DAYS DAYS WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUTSIDE THE WORLD WAS WIDE, TOO LATE TO TRY THE TOUR WAS OVER, WE'D SURVIVED I COULDN'T WAIT 'TIL I GOT HOME TO PASS THE TIME IN MY ROOM ALONE |
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![]() What is the best "retro browser" in your opinion? I've used palemoon, SeaMonkey and Dillo in the past. Dillo breaks almost every single site. Good for anyone wishing to lead a monastic lifestyle with restrained internet access or for internet addicts wishing to rehabilitate themselves. Palemoon is slow as balls and I don't remember SeaMonkey being either good or bad.
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![]() post in this thread weird/obscure videos you've found on youtube, i'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-zxfiKqzCM |
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![]() ZERO HOUR
ONLY OG'S WOULD UNDERSTAND. |
![]() AMAZING SITE WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
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![]() I spent the last days playing The Witness non-stop. When i dozed off to sleep my mind went to puzzles. When my mind drifts for second i thinks of puzzles
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![]() I'M ON HEYURI.net
![]() HEYURI ON SEAMONKEY.
(USER WAS AWESOME FOR THIS POST) |
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![]() old forgotten gems
![]() what kind of old games that time forgot do you wish for newer gen folk to start playing?
i kinda wish more people would play irisu syndrome. its fun |
![]() Is there a ichigo mashimaro gmod mod?
![]() I have been searching for hours for a Ichigo Mashimaro mod for gmod, and I can't find one. Before you say to "make your own" I cannot use blender at all. (Image included is of a brick wall, because I want to slam my head into a wall after not finding the addon after hours of searching.)
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![]() Goodbye Missav
![]() Goodbye missav
No more fake lolis and big titie Asians. ![]() https://torrentfreak.com/missav-one-of-the-worlds-largest-pirate-sites-targeted-in-takedown-effort-250113/ |
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![]() Had the weirdest dream last night. Every dude had no testicles. They still all had PENISes, just no testes for some reason. When I asked him where his balls were he didn’t know what I was talking about.
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![]() sup homos
![]() my name is Scott but you can call me by my net handle, xXxFLAM3RxXx. i'm from Reynoldsburg Ohio and i love skateboarding, my smoking hot emo girlfriend ![]() my friend told me about this little website the other day and i just had to check it out for myself and... WOW LMAO!! u guyz are such a bunch of freaks LOL. ![]() all u losers do is jerk off to anime and i bet your all 50 year old virgins that live in ur moms basement. also based on what i've seen here, the FBI should definitely be lookin at ur hard drives. ![]() anyway i'm gonna log off and go drink beer with my friends at the sk8 park. if ur crying over what i said then u should kno that at least ur pathetic lives gave me a chuckle, so thanks for that. later fags. ![]() |
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![]() what would u guys say is the canonist version of heyuri-tan?
there are a few different designs out there |
![]() Fun and lovely music ♪
![]() Who else on teh heyuris is drainerd?? (・∀・)
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![]() >82 unique users in the last 10 minutes (including lurkers
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![]() I moved to Arch Linux from Windows XP because I realized all of this old Windows nostalgia/aesthetics fad is just shallow and stupid, but I can't make my system look good. To be more specific, I'm having trouble with fonts. On windows, the fonts were always sharp. After some research I realized this may have something to do with bitmap fonts being used instead of outline fonts, but I'm not sure. On every distro I've used the fonts were always fuzzy and ugly. The font pack I installed was gnu-free-fonts, but I'm not sure this has something to do with anything. Would installing a different package and removing this one sort things out? Is there some configuration somewhere I have to tweak? How do you make your linux machine look nice and sharp?
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![]() PSA: vaping will make you gay
![]() After failing to quit smoking again and again I've taken up vaping because I reason that it's probably healthier, plus I can do it inside and not have to be in the cold.
I feel embarrassed about it though. This has to be the gayest, most juvenile shit of this era. I enjoyed the taste of (quality) cigarettes, but now my mouth tastes like candy ass fruity bullshit all day. I've tried tobacco flavors but they suck... Vapes are most certainly being marketed towards children too. Aside from the flavors the branding is also juvenile. I got one called FLAVOR BEAST MAX and the logo is written in the most obnoxious font you can imagine. It could only appeal to a 12 year old boy. And indeed, whenever I hit my vape I start thinking about 12 year old boys. I think about their supple pink lips wrapping around the mouthpiece, their flat, hairless chests expanding as they inhale those sweet, intoxicating, heavy-metal laden fumes. Their mouths opening to reveal a glistening, moist tongue as they exhale and blow smoke rings, eyes half closed, those soft pink lips pursed and ready to be kissed... ![]() |
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![]() VARIABLE SETS DISCUSSION
What are typical sets of written signs you use to denote variables? I know you can do infinite subscripts but even they need to belong to a set. I know you can reuse the same set infinitely in subscripts if the order determines its meaning. Besides that, what are the useful and not useful sets? When I'm not sure what I'm doing on paper but I want neither to cross out previous equations if I turn out to be mistaken nor to be unable to plug them in later on - I use lots of sets of signs. Most common are: * Lower case English/latin (26 characters) * Upper case English/latin (26 characters) * Lower case Greek (24 characters) The above have physical parameters assigned to them culturally like mass being 'm', velocity being 'v' and so on. So they are not very reusable for custom purposes unless you want to get confused. Less common are: * Upper case Greek (24 characters) * Roman numerals (Very many characters) I don't see them often, most of them are free to use without too much use in physics. Very rare: * Cursive/fancy latin. (26 characters) Almost never used in maths and physics. Free to use mostly. Unless you can't make your cursive distinguishable which is a problem. ADDITIONAL SETS NEVER OR HARDLY USED * Cursive upper Greek (24 characters) * Cursive lower Greek (24 characters) No idea why people don't use it more often. Any engineer should know it already, so it is 2 free sets for everyone with no effort. * Chinese numerals Quick to learn, feels related to roman numerals and I would use them if I wanted to do something similar to that which I had denoted with roman earlier. It is an infinite set. * Hebrew abjad (22 characters) Requires learning, but they are free 22 characters as you don't use alef everyday. * Modified hiragana * Modified katakana You leave out signs that don't have all 5 variants of their row. (Keep まみむめも5-rower, but leave out やゆよbecause there is no ye and yi and there is no full 5 characters of this row!) You are left with 8 sets of 5 characters and a few extras. Two sets actually because hiragana and katakana but pay attention to へ, leave its 5 characters out perhaps and you got at least 7x5. You can add the tiny circle to any of them like in ぴ but do for all characters as needed. Even to those that legally can't have it. You doubled your set this way. You can add tiny two lines to any of them び. Same as above, doubled the set. Besides you have now 3 variants of the same root like ひ, び, ぴ for all 8 rows. ヒ, ビ and ピ are 3 extras of the same sound. You now can organize them either by dakuten, handakuten or none and by katakana or hiragana depending on your needs and how you assign relations in your equations. Extremely good. It's like a rectangle made of 1x2+1x2+1x2 or 2x3 whichever you like more, or a 2x2 square when you don't need more variables. ひびぴ <--- look, how nice of a rectangle! ヒビピ * Chinese zodiac (120 variables) Divided into yin and yang, one of the 12 animals and one of 5 elements. 2x12x5=120 <--- what a lovely cuboid! You go with a standard order! Requires learning... MORE SET IDEAS * Slash your sign with a straight line - you doubled your set options. Like Ø or Ł but with an entire set. * Give your characters an inverse of a 'hat'. Doubled your set options. Like Č or Š with an entire set. * Encircle your characters to make a new set. Though it is tiring to look at. NOT RECOMMENDED SETS * Cyrillic Shares too many characters with greek and latin. If you implement it along with latin and greek you have 'e' and you have no idea whether it was from latin, greek, russian or just euler. Very bad choice! * Chinese Because unlike hiragana or katakana you cannot assign relations or a standard order (like alphabets) to things unless you use common radicals that could signify that these are related but that is it. I would leave it as a miscellaneous set to use only if I can't find any relations between what I am calculating. A number trash bin where you throw numbers that you will not use later on or when very desperate. |
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![]() Does anyone know what these caps that frequently appear in japanese media are called? In english they are called Peaked Caps.
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![]() my monitor is up for 16296 hours which means 679 days which means 1.85 years. I bought mine nearly 3.11 years ago. to calculate how many hours I wasted my life on pc:
1.85 / 3.11 = 0.59 and 0.59 x 24 = 14.34 hours 14.34 / 24 x 100 = 59.77 % gotta stop staying terminally online ![]() |
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![]() Write a letter 2 Kaguya maybe he will read itヽ(´∇`)ノ
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![]() So I heard Heyuri doesn's like my purple suit. Is that right?
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![]() This new display technology will let you touch and feel the cutie flower whenever you want it.
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![]() every one knows about the infamous cum jar. but has there been any public recreations of it? i got this figure and thought about doing it my self. i would want to know what your guys thoughts are.
also don't bully me if my cum is not a thick white. if there is certain material for me to fap to, post it.. just nothing gay. i will hide ur post. |
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![]() Last night I had a dream that people were having sex with rabbits. Not like niche porn websites, it was just becoming a thing that guys did in place of masturbation.
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![]() DEAR AAAGONYYYY
JUST LET GO OF MEEEE SUFFER SLOOOWLYYY IS THIS THE WAY IT'S GOTTA BE? DEAR AGONYYYYYYYYYYY |
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![]() I tried too a few times when I was younger, ended the same way, it sucked & tasted awful.
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![]() I'm sorry bronies
![]() I recently sat down and actually watched MLP and... it was really cute
![]() I thought bronies were weird and autistic until now, I'm sorry guys... I can understand why you guys enjoy this show so much, it's adorable. |
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![]() Okay, i'm going to turn all the lights off and get to playing this. Please keep me company in the spookiest moments
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![]() interpret this picture!
i think tewi intentionally made reisen graduate from virginity with a sudden toe insertion because reisen did not have panties under the skirt |
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![]() How often do you watch anime that is at least 20 years old vs newer stuff?
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![]() Vintage Loli Thread
![]() Vintage Loli Thread No 2.
ITT Post vintage and high-class art and historical black and white photos of lolis. Pic related Little Girl, resting on a Red Armchair painted by Hermann Hirsch in 1912. |
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![]() W00T Chill Thread AS
![]() ![]() I use this board temporary and am more of refugee person, than constant board user. Sorry but I am not really laintard either, I prefer simple stories instead. I will use this thread to post only my personal happenings, just as if it was a diary by marine biologist stuck in deep ocean with no food, putting data daily about the catastrophe he's in, enjoy posting on it though I will freely answer questions.
Well, introduction is most needed, I guess. It would be kind of difficult to greet strangers and explain what my incumbency is, so I'd rather refuse and simply introduce myself as W00t. I do not want to use trips because that'd just be extra work, plus I think I have faith no one would put such energy to defile me. It is best thing that I am making this thread on Jan 7th also known as Christmas, in orthodox circles. Due to my slavic origin, I am associating myself with orthodox culture out of necessity. But, I personally prefer Catholic dominations and western spheres of schisms, that is due to the fact it's most popular denomination in Poland. I have polish noble ancestory. Though, aristocracy does not exactly confirm to my real situation. I have lost connection with these people quite long ago, and I wouldn't dream of possiblity of returning. They are rich, though, so I've heard. No matter, I am basically internet basement dweller. I am not really gonna exceed expectations in many things outside shamefulness to any noble blood, so far. I've been quite terrible hedonist my life, and I am mostly upset. Nevertherless, I will use this thread to discuss my current things, to vent out stuff but not forever, only while I currently have to do so, or at least hopefully as I feel free to speak here, as I am quite coalstone tired of all places without free speech. Currently, I am working on returning chudpol domain and trying to survive ''the Russia'' Note that I am not here to argue or answer brewing soykaf, so please, don't be rude my comrades. >current happening My PC is fucked. To be more precise, it is fans that make unbelievable noise, I am scared whetehr it might actually drop dead though. IT seems fans are overworking themselves, meanwhile gpu sits sleeping all day. I was gonna take it to repairshop back on the 1st of January, unfortunately have failed. ... It stopped. Thanks God. Anyway, it will return if I use even 0.0001% of cpu. I've tried quite a few tricks but none of them have seriouse effect, so I am not sure what is wrong with it. To be precise, it's not cpu fan itself but the secondary fans, at least my best guess it's them but I don't have any workstation and barely any space in my room, so it's not like I can do full disassembly conviniently. Merry Christmas! Oh yeah Jesus is born, right? I've been recently studying marine microcosmos, one of the things I always wanted was to get microscope and have my own samples, but that'd be difficult. I really fucking love worms. Tube worms, anchor worms... I love looking into all kind of parasitic worms, especially, it is my preferances. Before that, I looked into fossil research, but after a lot of time I became more amused in studies of multicellular evolution and protists, as well as animals like Hydrozoans and extermophiles in the kingdom of Archaea. I was chatting with ChatGPT and other Ai, asking it personally questions about how to exterminate all organic life? It seriously bothered that it'd be practically fcking impossible. I was thinking of like it'd be cool for there to be like AI, and the AI could destroy all life. and then how would it go about it? AI can definitely use more energy than organic life which is simply an advantage. Then I was thinking about a drama story of how the AI would kill all microcosmos and then try to imitate humans after they all died. I wonder how the AI would live without humans though, would they develop their own language? I was thinking about my feelings towards MY people, as I was looking into AI. I basically have lots of grudges on others, especially in real world, but I am hedonist myself. "Why help other humans if you lose?" I was thinking about God and humilation just in the morning. It's been on my mind for centuries. I understand how outmost difficult it is truly to be the only ONE left in the universe. How important warmth is and how humans are insecure no matter the age, and most of us still require each other no matter how selfish the people in general are. However, it kind of made me feel saddened. Knowing that in romance I'd be useless. I am not very useful person. I have never really gifted anybody anything, in fact I feel I had quite traumatic experience that made me so indifferent. But I also feel hedonistic tendencies in me, perhaps lousy hedonistic tendencies that pick easy ways out. I was recently chatting with AI, and I was thinking about how autistic I am 'cause I don't get attracted to irl women. Whether from fear, or cope, or some other reason, but I am definitelly Gamma male, I don't feel like working hard for them and have always been confused about other men. Working hard to get women always felt like playing as livestock, which I wouldn't ever commit. Being treated like resource depicates my feelings for romance, but even if I can pretend I am pretty gay tbh. I had many fantasies thinking about women treating well which aroused me, I acknowledge hedonism of it. I acknowledge also that I am really lazy and when I am I get frustrated mentally, end up spitting nonsense, it's kind of depressing how out of touch I am with my own mind, one thing I hate about it it's not sexual pleasure, it's just in general that I have OCD for things, why can't I stop feeling good? Being happy is a true crime. I wish I could do things that suck and are very very boring without having constantly second thoughts. I also wish I didn't have need to prove myself. I feel like I am missing something in the world with knowledge I possess, as if the world doesn't matter anymore just like when you do heroine, maybe 2D women are like heroine. I am definitely not lolicon kind of guy, but I understand from my point lolicon is actually a healthy version of that. I feel as if I want the most normie shit like a girl who makes you a sweater or pompers you by cleaning your ears and hugging you with her huge breasts... huge melons, motherly pillows of love.... that would... ugh... Shit like that always confuses my mind again and again, big boobs. I can't stop thinking. but I am scared of getting banned so I'll retract. I wish one day bioroids became real, and here is the kicker: it's like i want bioroids to exist to experience love but also it's because I am socially inept to experience healthy relationship like millions of human ancestors have done before I was born. With modern knowledge, it is very difficult to trust women. Bioroids would definitely be neat robotics, and with general popularity of waifuism it might not be far off. But I am afraid NEETs are just gonna die pathetically and vanish, without the trace on human history just like many have. NEETvolution is mostly a pipe dream. I've been playing Azur Lane just recently started, compared to gacha games I've played before it's pretty good. Good is kind of gay to say, cause its gacha. But games are games nevertheless. I know I said I prefer difficult games, and I enjoy playing like games like shmups or whatnot. But Azur Lane is very chill peaceful game, I was thinking of writing doujinshi for it, because i want big boobs... Anyw--way, damn... I wanted to get Charybdis but I keep getting shit ships. Also, why is there no character team presets for it? No, seriously. Shouldn't you be able to save team? I got Shimakaze, Prince Eugen... Also Bismarck from New Year's event. But that's it. I never imagined I would play it, though. I am trying not be an addict about it, but Charydbis type waifus get me... affect my concentration. /endCOM. >I originally planned on posting on lainchan but it was relatively fucking difficult to do so, that is why it sounds so autistic. |
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![]() I'm addicted to porn /b/ how do i stop chronically fapping multiple times a day?
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![]() HEYURI FUN&IDIOCY THREAD
Things that you did, almost did, planned on doing that would result in you being a moron Hilarious situations in general Mine 1. I almost poured coke instead of soy sauce into my soup twice 2. I stepped aboard a train and sat for 10 minutes, then I realized that mine is on the opposite side and I ran and stepped inside as it was starting and it became a win 3. A bottle of vodka slipped from my hand, I tried catching it but I only bounced it and it was spinning perfectly in the vertical axis until it finally fell with all the impact going to the neck of the bottle. The neck broke, the rest landed with close to no vodka spilled and it looked like a glass without that neck. I filtered out glass and drank 4. I was spamming images into a powerpoint I got access into to annoy the owner, I DID NOT drag cp and almost dropped it all, very close 5. A junkie once tried harassing me but I acted like a violent schizphrenic and he ran and I tried chasing him for a while saying that I want to drink his blood, hilarious!!! I fear these fuckers but you cannot look weak to a wild animal, you must appear stronger! otherwise it stabs you with an HIV needle first! 6. I was looking for my stuff once it fell dark in an orchard when I got drunk and the fire died, I struck my face just between my eyes into an old cut remains of a branch, it was very sharp, i almost lost an eye, winning failure 7. While I was in that orchard drinking, a jerry filled with gas almost exploded but I saved it from teh fire instantly as a retard threw it in and i saved the day ![]() 9. During mandatory military examination when they assign people into ability groups I simply said i cant see the letters that they point for fun and because i dont want to go to war, such is the case of european youth, and surprisingly they just wrote im a retard and i will never ever during my lifetime be drafted, my eyes are pretty much 0.00 and 0.00 off 9. I almost filled my onahole with beer instead of a lubricant (just a moment ago, it inspired me) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrp84ht1h3A |
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![]() Fellow villains, what kind of evil plots have you been doing lately?
I have been locking women into my rape dungeon but then NOT giving them the pleasure of being raped. |
![]() Three Kings' Day
![]() So, it's Three Kings' day. Do you still have your christmas tree up? You're only supposed to get rid of it after January 6
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![]() Angel-chan made a magazine for last month, but it never got posted until now due to a certain someone not making a cover for it... (;^Д^)
A little late, but better than never! |
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![]() Why do fat people, especially women, always get their panties in a bunch whenever you mention it to them? Isn't it just a fact of life? I have a female friend who stands on the more stout side of the spectrum (she is officially obese per BMI standards) and is known to frequently make self-deprecating jokes about her own weight; that and, considering the way she dresses herself, not even attempting to conceal the slab of lard hanging off her abdomen big enough to be made into three bars of soap, one would be led to believe she is perfectly happy having the body of an elephant seal. Turns out that is not the case. Because when I casually mentioned it to her yesterday while staying at her house, she was so pissed she actually threw me out! I was forced to sleep at the public laundry!
Oh and before you ask: no, she is not cute. She is rude, promiscuous and a half-caste. |
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![]() HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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![]() Hatsu-Yume
![]() In Japan, they say that the first dream you have in the new year will predict things about your year.
Mine featured me walking through a kind of soapland or red light district. I saw a petite Chinese girl with a scrawny, middle-aged man being held down in bondage getting candle-wax dripped on him. Then I ended up wandering into a grocery store where one of my best friends was walking around, looking for freezie pops (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezie) since I said I wanted to eat them. He couldn't find them and I said not to worry about it because he had good desserts already. Do you remember your first dream of the New Year? Have you experienced one yet? |
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![]() it's 2025 ZOMG!!!!
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![]() 5 days without fapping and i'm already fantasizing about crossdressing. What is wrong with me?
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![]() I've seen atheists being mocked with the idea of celebrating "science-mas" instead of christmas before, but I had no idea it was a real thing: https://stallman.org/grav-mass.html
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![]() This hurt quite a bit. How does the situation look?
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![]() I don't get it
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![]() Heyuri VN Canon
![]() Just as the literature and movies have their own Canons, so should VNs! What are some essential VNs, that anyone who wants to even discuss Visual Novels as a medium, MUST play beforehand?
Higurashi and Tsukihime are obvious picks, but I'm going to also add Ever17, Muv Luv, Clannad, Saya no Uta and, of course, the Rance games. What else? |
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![]() THAT BOY TELL YOU WHAT
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![]() i wonder whats she's drawing?
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![]() Heyuri-tan is cute, do you agree?
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![]() so I don't want to be one of those people who just post images without text, so here's some text
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![]() want some haruhis?
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![]() Would you be able to avoid being a rapist if you were all alone with Akari-chan?
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![]() is heyuri a web site exclusively for otaku?
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![]() how is there already OC of this lol
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![]() here's half an hour of doremi fan animation I found, because we both know you have nothing better to do with that half hour today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0knVN4oZ5Ak |
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![]() now you have to reinstall it
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![]() PSA: YOU'LL CATCH
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![]() I wish I was a sheep
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![]() Are shittitties tits covered in shit, or shit shaped like tits?
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![]() what does heyuri think during sex
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![]() Would some kind samaritan unix nerd please spoonfeed me the difference between the freeBSD and openBSD operating systems and which would be better to use as a daily driver?
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![]() help me out /b/ros
![]() Where can I find some high quality centipede porn?
![]() I'm feeling experimental and I wanna jerk it to some creepy crawlies tonight. Specifically I really wanna see a large centipede crawling around on a woman's tummy and VAGINA. I know of the Genki-Genki series but I haven't found a centipede episode. Any recommendations or tips on how to search for this material would be greatly appreciated. |
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![]() *Spider use tangle*
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![]() hai everynyan
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![]() Chomp.
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![]() Have you read Grant Morrison's X-Men run? I remember making a thread about it (or the x-men in general) like a couple of months ago but now i've actually read a sizeable chunk of the issues
It has a big print of punk/rock/alternative culture, similar to Gayman's Sandman for example. In addition to that, it treates topics related to coming-of-age and identity, more grounded, and yet, to me, they feel more appropiate given the basic premise of the mutants than the usual superhero stuff. I really like it ![]() |
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![]() liru is a miracle of universe
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![]() WOOOOAAAH
LOOK AT HIM GO ![]() |
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![]() would you like to donate me to buy a collar for my pet cat?
my crypto wallet: Iyur3Hi5b4tTeRth4nhEyurizzg0killuRs3lfK4guYa ![]() |
![]() 2025 is on the horizon...
![]() Anyone got any hopes for the New Year? Resolutions? Dreams? ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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![]() whats up with the orange balls? are aliens real?
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![]() To all the blogposters...
![]() All you sadsacks who come on here and write your pathetic little blogposts had better stop in the coming year. I reccomend you read this, and take it's advice as gospel. You can make a lot of progress in a year.
https://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724 |
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