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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)21:40:10
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131170
i just still am in shock. i want to vomit but it fucking happed. it semlls so fucking bad and its right where i sit at my desk and the smell is not going away. i was going to fill up the jar and i thought i heard my dad or some one coming to my room. so i switched tabs and put that on the floor and it fuckung fell over and spilled. luckly no one came in but i lost so much progress and i feel so fucking nauseous
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)21:42:20
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not all of it spilt out but it might has fucking well. i guess now i can get a better view at what the orange growing shit is on it.
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Anonymous
SAGE!
2025/01/25(Sat)21:52:14
No.
131172
i didnt even get to fucking finish, i just went flaccid really quickly
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)21:58:51
No.
131173
you tried
orz
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)22:00:51
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131174
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>>131170
you must learn frum dis...
strategize, innovate, take cold showers, wake up at 2am to fap, hold it in for a week, create some proper "you time", have the mindset of a roman legionnaire
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)22:19:41
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131175
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>>131174
i was gonna make some emotional speech my self and load a fresh batch in but i fucking missed
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rads
2025/01/25(Sat)22:19:43
No.
131176
LOL
better luck next time
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)22:20:03
No.
131177
>it semlls so fucking bad
Rip..
..have you tried cleaning teh rug? or anything??
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)22:21:22
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131178
>>131177
i just did. i first dried it up with many paper towels and then after a while i used some isoprople aclahol and squirted it all over and then used more paper towels to scrub
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)22:25:45
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this is the progress from jan 18th. it takes a while to fill one of these things up. i just don't brew up cum that easily.
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)22:27:46
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131180
LOL
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Anonymous
SAGE!
2025/01/25(Sat)22:27:56
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another jan 18.
tilted and it fully submerges. i am kinda woried my inu will start licking the carpet.. there was also some orange stuff growing on the figure, i do have a microscope and could prob get pics if u guys want. idk how i would extract it
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Anonymous
SAGE!
2025/01/25(Sat)22:31:11
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here is a now photo. some cum did still stay in but i lost a lot..
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)22:34:47
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131184
how about you fill the lost volume with
BLOOD
SACRIFICE YOUR FLESH FOR THE MOE GODS
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)22:41:38
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131186
>>131184
doing this will make the anime real
>>131184
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Anonymous
SAGE!
2025/01/25(Sat)22:49:55
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131188
i think i temporarily disabled my sense of smell
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)23:00:56
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131189
>IMG_20250125_152919_537.jpg
FAIL!
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)23:07:58
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131191
>i do have a microscope and could prob get pics if u guys want
yes fukken please
i wanna find out what the mystery orange stuff is
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Anonymous
2025/01/25(Sat)23:48:11
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131195
If you had ordered the Doremi plush like I recommended this wouldn't have happened. Doremi would've absorbed your cum so it won't spill if the jar tips over. Cumming on a plastic figure instead of a plush is like cumming onto another man's
PENIS
instead of a
VAGINA
. The
PENIS
will never absorb your cum like a
VAGINA
will, which is why in both the Bible and the Quran God says you shouldn't spill your seed. You should only cum on things that will absorb it so it isn't spilled.
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)00:11:24
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131197
I am impressed you were trying this while living with your parents
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)00:22:30
No.
131200
Whats the point of a cum jar?
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)00:26:41
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131202
Progressing the human race forward
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)00:41:30
No.
131207
sorry about that
at least you tried
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)00:42:54
No.
131208
>Whats the point of a cum jar?
<its a gift to heyuri, one day when kaguya or anonwaha get a offical heyuri PO box ima send it in. or i guess can send it to kolomya's headquarters
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)03:14:48
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131219
yeah sorry OP but old cum smells fucking awful. you should NEVER do this on a carpet.
also, look at your cum under the microscope. see if any swimmers are still alive lol
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)06:58:47
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131230
but op, someone DID "come" in
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)07:44:13
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This thread wins Heyuri. Pack it up, everyone.
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)08:20:48
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131234
plz lick teh figure on camera and post it here
(・∀・)
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2025/01/26(Sun)08:22:41
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Right when everybody thought it couldn't get any worse... RIP
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)21:52:55
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>>131174
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Anonymous
2025/01/26(Sun)23:12:55
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131286
What's the point in having nau if you are going to have a cum jar
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Anonymous
2025/01/27(Mon)03:28:01
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I believe in you.
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Anonymous
2025/01/27(Mon)03:37:37
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131301
>>131300
bridal veil + bondage gear is amazing. i dont think thats real semen but i'll believe
(;´Д`)
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Anonymous
2025/01/27(Mon)03:47:07
No.
131302
>>131234
i would suicide my live stream befofe doing that
>>131281
WIN
>>131286
she approves, any time some one or me drinks milk or something, she asks if there is a toy in the bottom and if she can have it.
>>131301
i believe it. just as much as i belive in tub girl or any other JP eating shit and eating vomit.
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