good luck!
>if there is certain material for me to fap to, post it..
herez some /h/aruhi

first load down... its not as easy as it looks. i totaly missed the figure. it sucks having to stand up and put ur dick in a jar... plus igotta do this for like a year to make any real progres... i need a smaller figure and jar...

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

LOL

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

this is it tilted down and settled into a corner... i got a lot of work todo.

a question for others. is your cum a thicker white color? or am i a odd ball

>a question for others. is your cum a thicker white color? or am i a odd ball
i think it depends on how much you've fapped already that day

even after a week of no fap. its still not that think of a white color, but ig when i fap to some really good material. its thicker. but idk. is yours usually more transparent or thicker white. last fap was last night

it's over

>>129262
holy shit.

godspeed sir, I wish you luck

>>129282
what do u mean. i got a Egirl friend i will one day meet and has sex all the time.
are you saying i can cum inside her all i want and not get her pregnant.
i would be super sad... but also kinda happy...... i dont want to adopt i still want to have kids really badly....

The color and thickness of cum is an indirect indicator of health. Same as dick size. Most men see an increase in size when they restore their vitamin D + K levels because they are deficient in it, and blood flow is not optimal.
Eating things like pineapple (and abstaining for a while) can improve semen quality and appearance, but I don't know exactly why. It might be zinc.

Here's some sources to explore:
https://www.perplexity.ai/search/why-does-pineapple-and-other-f-fvG5XuA7SNiBS_RnJh.ESw

Premium quality thread, finally
I'll make sure to follow your progress until you are finished with the project ( ´ω`)

FUCKING i almost puked. i decided. after 2 loads that has been sitting there for a day to open it up and sniff it.
i didn't sniff it from afar either. i just put my noise right up to it and i almost vomited.
it smelled like rotten pickle juice and cum. i got just the little whiff of it and i dont think i could ever forget that smell
i dont know how any one could bare this shit...

Boring. Do something more original.

got some on her head ヽ(´∇`)ノ
>>129458
like what. watch a anime and take screen shots and post them to heyuri with no comment?

>a question for others. is your cum a thicker white color? or am i a odd ball
My semen is completely transparent and I can't shoot it like you guys can, it just barely dribbles down my PENIS when I cum and I can't orgasm more than once a day. Is something wrong with me?

we need a PENIS expert in here!!

>>129460
I have phimosis so when I pull the dick skin back while cumming I can literally hit the ceiling with my creamy white sperm juice, and I regularly cum 3+ times per day. If you can't hit the ceiling and your cums aren't white I think that means you are clinically gay. Phimosis isn't a deformity, it's meant to maximize the chance of pregnancy when pressing the PENIS against a girl's cervix while cumming. When pulling the skin back tight it even makes the tip of the PENIS a bit thinner than the shaft for optimal cervix penetration.

>>129473
götüm yandı ne hayatlar var be ;__;

when I was in my teens, my cum would occasionally come out as gel-like yellow lumps
that I looked it up, it used to be same as this: https://old.reddit.com/r/medical_advice/comments/1c3vb9r/lumpy_semen/ - it's same as he describes. I don't remember if it was a time I was taking SSRIs
it's normal now

op here.

filled it for like the 7thish time. i missed completly so its like 6 times...

am i allowed to put rubbing alcahol in there.. just a little. the fuckig smell is killing me

>am i allowed to put rubbing alcahol in there.. just a little.
NO
ANY FOREIGN MATERIAL WILL SPOIL THE CUM AND THE PURITY OF THIS CHALLENGE
YOU WILL BEAR WITH THE SMELL

>>129546
I've had this happen. No idea what the fuck it was from lmao.

>>129551
Thou art permitted to seal the jar, yet thou shalt not place therein any substance save semen.

>>129554
I think it's highly eroi to shoot disgusting looking cum in retrospective, I wish there was a tag for lumpy cum on gelbooru

>>129459
thats my favorite thing to do faggot

i've seen this posted on 4chan for a while now, does it work? i don't know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>1736209785628.jpg
yellow semen!!? (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

>am i allowed to put rubbing alcahol in there.. just a little. the fuckig smell is killing me
Why didn't you put it into a freezer?

I used to collect my cum to mess around with it when I fap. I used to put it into the freezer. It was fine after very slow defrosting in a microwave. Not as good as fresh cum, but still quite enjoyable.

>>129652
At some point doing that is gonna break the jar from the cum freezing, and it's kinda scary

>>129653
use a plastic jar, the bigger the better. you could probably set the world record for biggest cum jar with something like this

also it would be much more interesting if you use a plush instead of a plastic figure, so the physical properties of a plush that has been slowly saturated with cum while being frozen and thawed hundreds of times can be documented.

>>129657
It would get so smelly though, you can't close it and it would grow cum-fueled mold

>>129678
maybe don't thaw it

Mhm... c u m c i c l e oishii. (´￢`)

I remember before PornHub wiped all their shit there was a video titled something like "guys cums on figurine over 40 times". He must have been putting it in the fridge in between because it didn't look rotten, just solidified. By the end you could barely see the fig under all the goo.

>>129696
Hmm, when did they do that? I think I was fapping to hentai only for a while. Then suddenly porn sites felt like a shallow pool compared to the mariana trench of shame and bodily fluids I used to frequent as a crusty 15 year old (・∀・)
Good thing 2D is better anyway

>Hmm, when did they do that?
Around December 2020. They removed all videos that were uploaded by "unverified users" on all MindGeek sites (PornHub, RedTube, and YouPorn) because news articles were going around claiming they were filled with CP and assault videos

Even before that, they'd already purged all videos with the word "rape" in the title, renamed any instances of mom/sister/dad/brother/etc. to stepmom/stepsister/etc., and other gheyness

>>129713
Where can I find teh rape porn

>Where can I find teh rape porn
JAPAN

>>129755
Isn't it just bunch of fake shit

>Isn't it just bunch of fake shit
Most pr0n is fake shit - the videos that were taken down were just titled by the uploaders like "Hot teacher gets raped in the ass!!", not actual footage of a crime

Why piss on them before fucking them

I remember before PornHub wiped all their shit there was a video titled something like "guys cums on figurine over 40 times". He must have been putting it in the fridge in between because it didn't look rotten, just solidified. By the end you could barely see the fig under all the goo.

>Why piss on them before fucking them
Pissing is fun! I'd like to be covered in pee before being fucked.

I'm witnessing a legend in the making, anyways here ya go