Off-Topic@Heyuri

i feel like people talk more about dried semen than wet semen
farm fresh semen is way more fun

>>129895

wet semen smell

WET SEMEN TASTE

I had a curious phase in which I thought swallowing cum might be hot, so I wanted try eating mine.

The problem was that I could only make cum by cumming, but after cumming, I would no longer be horny at all. So I would be sitting there with a handful of warm cum and have no desire to touch it.
You might think that the solution would be to save it for later, when I'm horny again, but room temperature cum is just not arousing or appetizing at all, and I sure as hell wasn't gonna reheat it in the microwave.
So in the end, I decided to be a MAN and force the issue. After jerking off in the hot shower and imagining I was getting fucked by a futa (with the end of a hairbrush in my ass), I came into my hand and immediately swallowed it, even though my arousal had already faded.

And my GOD, cum tastes horrible! It's sharp and bitter like battery acid or something! I don't know how women and fags pretend to like it.
Anyway, after that day, I decided I was no longer curious about homo-adjacent stuff like that. These days I just jerk off to lolis and pregnant women and bestiality AND pregnant lolis committing bestiality. And I don't put nothing in my ass, just like God intended!
Thanks for reading my blog Heyuri （　´∀｀）つ

I once did the same thing 129907-san, but mine just tasted like mucus. Swallowing it was just like when you have a cold and you end up swallowing a load of thick gunk coming down from your nasal cavity

one of the best things about pissing all over yourself and drinking your own piss is that you can do it before cumming

>but mine just tasted like mucus
mine tasted liek slightly salty/sour mucus

>And my GOD, cum tastes horrible! It's sharp and bitter like battery acid or something!
>but mine just tasted like mucus

I hear there's ways to make it taste better, like apparently eating fruits is supposed to make it sweet, but jury's out on whether that's true or not. I leave that to someone else if they want to verify that. Personally, I only tried a drop of my own after accidentally getting some on my face (that's probably the furthest I ever shot ), and it just tasted salty. （ ´,_ゝ`）

>on my face (that's probably the furthest I ever shot
That's no way to live dude, try squeezing the PENIS with just the right amount of pressure to shoot much further. You can practice while pissing. If you have phimosis you can also just pull the skin of the PENIS back and let the foreskin do all the squeezing.

im not a fag but this thread is very tempting because i never did it

>try squeezing the PENIS with just the right amount of pressure to shoot much further.
Whenever I cum, most of it shoots out but there's always some left over that slowly dribbles out of my urethra over the next half hour. Maybe this will help me deal with that.

>If you have phimosis
At this point, I'm pretty sure I do, if somewhat mild. I can pull the foreskin back just fine when it's flaccid but when I'm erect, like really erect, I can just barely get it pulled past the head before it starts to hurt. Also, I see online guys who pull back the skin can just keep it pulled back without having to have their fingers securing it in place. Like rolling up a sleeve. I guess I was just cursed with tight foreskin. （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>129925
my foreskin is so tight it won't retract more than halfway over the head even when 100% flaccid, it's like a loli hymen

>>129908
cock snot...

I can do a half nut and have half left for the main event. Sadly this leaves me a lot of room to be shameful. I think it's about knowing the sensation from the girls perspective, but not wanting to be the girl per se. I'm not a fag because if it wasn't mine I'd puke hard. Narcissist maybe (＾Д^)

I've nevar tried it, no real girl will swallow my cum anyways. I'd be happy if it tastes horrible though, as I enjoy imagining myself as some ugly guy screwing cute girls

>>129925
if you keep at it, day after day, eventually your foreskin will loosen up, or so I've heard. why don't you try it? don't force anything, just pull it back as far as you can without pain a few times a day every day and see if you get results.

I eat my cum a lot. In this particular position. I cannot reach the PENIS with my tongue, but I have a lot of fun just cumming into my mouth

My initial experience was very similar to the one that was shared by >>129907-san, but I guess I was more determined, ha-ha. So I gradually trained myself to actually enjoy doing that.

Nowadays I do not feel any disgust whatsoever. E.g. I can cum into my hand, and then lick it from there. But cumming into the mouth directly is still the most enjoyable thing to do.

I can't see any correlation between my diet and the taste. That being said, it should exist. I just didn't notice. But yeah, sometimes it's bitter, sometimes it is not. I prefer the latter one.

>one of the best things about pissing all over yourself and drinking your own piss is that you can do it before cumming
I did that, too

don't listen to >>129949 , you won't be able to get a good quality girl to marry you if you don't have a tight foreskin hymen to prove you're a virgin

>>129949
I've done exactly this over the span of a couple of months; eventually, I could pull it back while erect!! its been a long while since i've done it, though, so now its all tight again, but 129923-san has convinced me i want my cum to shoot for the moon