Otaku Culture died 10 years ago

the 1990s was the golden age of planespotting. from ancient dc-8, 707s, and 727s to modern a330s, 777s, and md-11s and everything inbetween. you could see concordes, l-1011s, 747-100/200 and 747-400s, 737s, 757s, 767s, a300s, a310s, a320s, a340s, BAEs, fokkers, NAMCs and more. go watch any video of planespotting back then and compare it to planespotting today. here is LAX in 1997 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po2a4TgBmAQ and lax in. now it feels like every plane is just some 737/a320/e175 spin off with no variety. plane makers dont experiment with design anymore and airlines dont have unique or varied fleets.

Hello heyyri!!!

I assume there was someone near Wrocław in Poland, who proposed a meetup but I declined due to fear of being chopped up with an axe!

I invite you to a party. This is my spontainous but genuine invitation. It will be random and fun. The party will involve alcohol. There is 4 of us who would participate. Most of us would wear a dress (I think xD) and I provide alcohol and a projector. I bet someone brings a speaker. I myself will wear yuru yuri uniform, and I would bring a spare Chen cosplay if one of us forgot a dress. One of my friends most likely will bring a Miku dress but I doubt he would share it if you forgot yours!!! I will make sure you get in, no exceptions. Any language besides polish is fine as long as english is your secondary. Anyone speaks english better than me xD. Dress is not required. I can share my Chen cosplay with you!

I proclaim an oath; for the party to be free of charge to you, you can consume all alcohol in sight, and I would escort you out of it at any time you decided to leave it (if you found it uncomfortable) and pay your Wrocław-city tram/bus ticket to go back home. (So no uber, but in-city public transport).

The party will take place this friday. We can begin drinking during midday if you wish to start early, but it would be truly kicked out in the evening!!! If you wish to participate I will post details for you. Anyone else who wishes to participate in a heyuri party this friday in Wrocław - I can send you details!

My only requirement is for you to present me an ID document of any sort that would confirm you are over 18 (we can discuss under 18 but I don't promise anything >_<). I don't want to go to jail over feeding anyone underage some jagermeister.

The only rules is to not murder anyone, not leave permanent damage to anyone, and do not rape.=
Honour rules include no puking and no throwing our glasses against walls.

Guys, I don't know what to do. I bought a compooper at a yard sale from some dirty old man. It's one of the newer ones, yknow, won of the newer ones. Of the whinedoughs 11 variety.
I bought it because my mainline is really old and I can't successfully use python scripts on it. Well I cant use them on this clunker either!
I guess python's shitty on windoes all around. I'm not a linux, please help me tech wizards. All I want to do is scrape this part of this manga site https://dynasty-scans.com/tags/incest and make a torrent of it. I tried using hakuneko but it only downloads stuff from mangadicks.

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Pokemon: Sapphire Edition

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i want to find more pedocore music! music made by pedos with songs about being pedos!

https://youtu.be/Nja4nGthJKg?si=9Q5ch-_XfOTWT5lM

Hey /b/. I need some advice.
What do you do if you're juggling depression/ADHD, but don't have access to meds and won't until an evaluation for either is performed, but you hate everything about your life and want at least one thing that makes you happy in the long run?
I like piano, but I'm awful at it and need someone to direct me, because everything besides eating, breathing and shitting is too complicated for me. I had a teacher, but I was too slow (stuck on the first few pages of the children's level piano book for 6 months) so I ended up quitting because I didn't have much money then... well I still don't.
I know the obvious solution is to just quit, but I know if I do I'll just end up killing myself, and that'd be one less poster on heyuridotnet...
I guess what I want is someone to pump me up, or teach me the correct way to move forward with piano. I'm still at the same level I was when I quit back then, and that was the beginning of this year.

J00R Fortune: Dark times are to come

President foreheadヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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Nigga respect mine
Or anger tha Tec-9

Do you ever wonder why people end up masturbating to this scene?

Even if you don't consider PSP to be the best handheld console of all time you gotta admit it had the best library of all handhelds

You got everything for everyone – Fifas, PESes, and other sports games, Tekken 5 and 6, Ratcher and Clank games, God of War, Persona 3 with a girl protag and where you can actually control the characters, motherfucking GTA (it was mindblowing to have a 3D GTA game on a handheld back in 2009 when I played it), lots and lots of JRPGs and VNs, and much more

Anyone knows what happened to lolico?

its such a shame trijets are gone. they are one of my favorite planes visually

HEHE

It's Caturday!

I'm a little bit sleepy

whats heyuris favorite consoel? (・∀・)

how to projection andsprite scrolling without using matrix, trigonometry, nor the knowledge of angles. even multiplication. basically relying on events and translating the code the simplest of math possible on 2d cartesian of thengine like sgdk1,2 or tululoo or even scroller shooter creator

KYAAAAAAA!!! My thread is on fire!!!!!!

Do you crossdress /b/?

Why do demon girls only poop once a week?

what do you think about counseling /b/?

I remember her being a wannabe racist gaki now she's doing onlyfans and made a million dollar in 3 hours guess sex always sells

"Which is more dangerous, fantasies - or a society that tries to forbid them?"

Some of you may remember a thread I created months ago asking for help finding a rare or possibly lost documentary called Passion Despair. The film follows Daniel, a Swiss man living in Moldova where he works as a photographer shooting CandyDoll style content who eventually marries Romina, one of his models. The film explores the morality of his work and society's views of it.

Well, I finally got it, and I've uploaded it to archive.org!

https://archive.org/details/passion-despair-main-feature

Hope you enjoy, let me know what you think.

I feel so alone.

Your fortune: You have aids

MECHA ARE SO FUKKEN COOL

Mesugaki lolis...

what is this sign advertising?

These cute girls will give me free beer. Only if i go in their van. Want to join with me?

I remember when this guy was all over the internet

are shooting lazer from nipples consider attractive?

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Pippi is 80 years old this year

trust not his lies, i tell you!

im high wew

Breen-sama

HORSE!

It's PENIS inspection day, so take out your measurement tools and let's see who has the biggest PENIS.
[PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF NOT REQUIRED.... UNLESS...]

>I don't have access to measurement tools
Use ur phone! Look up the model, the size specifications, then place it at the base of your PENIS and see how it measures up!

Okay, I've just measured mine, 17.8cm!

cum my minions, it rise's ever faster

Is it weird to cup your pee in your hands before emptying it into the toilet?

Hot butt secks ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

doing my dailies

How do you think your family would feel if they found out you were a lolicon? Would some members of your family react stronger than others?

A few years ago I moved far far away from my parent's house, I had a beloved pet cat there. I remember kissing him on the forehead goodbye, wondering if I'd ever see him again. As it would turn out, I wouldn't. I miss my cat

Welcome to Asperger King. What extremely, comically specific order do you want?

Aw shit you just cummed inside ur hand...

will you take responsibility?

Guilty pleasures. Guess you can't fully give up your roots ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

This game is fucking evil. 10x harder than Celeste, if you ask me

w*rld2ch.net/uploader/warota.php" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://w*rld2ch.net/uploader/warota.php

Does this look like code theft to anyone else?

I am a wizard, ask of me a question and, by the wisdom of the ancients, I shall divine an answer using my magic cards. Or post ye a picture of your palm, and I shall tell your future thereby. ( ´ω`)

The UK has passed a law requiring age verification for porn sites. It's expected for similar measures to be applied in the UE and the United States.

To me, this is the clear start of a slippery slope of internet regulation, surveilance and censorhip. I think it's time to show clear resistance to at least make sure safe havens always exist

heyurians something is wrong with my horse
why is it so racist and evil ( ´ω`)

we'll be playing today in about 8 hours from now at 15:00 UTC. It'll be held at the gikopoi instance on https://townhall.heyuri.lol/

if ur opponent doesn't show up (which isn't unlikely) then you win that round by default.

if you forgot about it, well so did i until a few hours ago!

lets do one but just for Heyuri.

if u want to play, reply to this thread with a name + tripcode so i can put together the brackets

it'll be held at https://townhall.heyuri.lol/ on the 2nd of august at 15:00 UTC (date/time can be changed if its inconvenient for users)

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saturday means faturday~

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Wrestling is and has always been a REAL sport, just like boxing or football. Change my mind, if you dare!

Hello, my friends. It's the 1st of the new month, which means it's time to check on my Imouto's barf.
The color of the puke is a lot darker now, and the smell is much more pungent. It's kind of a foresty, wooden smell. I think Osaka may have melted in the brew a bit, because I'm seeing little bits of color in the vomit that weren't there before. That could explain the smell change too. さあ～
Aside from that, the tummy juice has been preserved well. I had a wank with it before I put it back in its clandestine hidey spot, but I haven't touched it in a while before today.
Sometimes I think about all the imouto's who flush their pukes down the toilet, or toss it away for the garbage men to collect. All that vomit turns into some animal's lunch, becomes sewer sludge, or it plain old gets incinerated. Life can be so cruel. I'm glad this bit of barf was not wasted.
Have a fine day, /b/.

I've been thinking about hachikuji's PENIS ever since he posted it, or was that anonwaha? I bet they're both nice, and maybe I'll get to them one day.
I swear I had the image saved but I can't find it.

Your fortune: You have cancer

im trying to make a wii remote for my wii haruhi suzumiya figure

its been hard and it’s difficult to shape the small details intk the clay

do you guys have any tips on how to make the detail more pronounced? and or easier to sculpt

i will never forgive southwest for strongarming boeing into continuing the 737 family instead of the 757 family or just building a new narrowbody plane all together all becuase they couldnt be assed to stop using a plane from the 60s, basically causing the whole max scandal to happen.

Check out my new girlfriend. (I'm the penguin)

Lets try this guide to the ultimate fap

Breaking news! An armed gunman has breached datacenter security at Kaguya's private server farm in Texas, apparently he is holding the servers hostage in exchange for something. His motives are unclear.

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nigras stole my ice ヽ(`Д´)ノ

OMFG ITS ϣⲓⲍⲁⲅᵭ

my favorite tron bonne character is tron bonne!

Hey. So I had a shroom trip yesterday, and I feel as though I've been guided to try to write some mistakes I feel I've made on some online communities. My name is an unfamiliar name to most, because I wasn't a figure really do to my relative muteness, and I guess I'll start the apology with tying into that. I was a Heyuri mod, and Kolyma volunteer, but I really didn't participate to the degree I should have in various aspects of the community. I did not interact as I should have with the old Heyuri dicksword community as well as the IRC. I probably came across as standoffish to other Heyuri and staff and users. I truly did and still do love the community, I was just at the time an admittedly stunted sixteen year old extremely socially awkward young man. I should have spoken more in the community, and formed stonger bonds with other Kolyma members and Heyuri staff, Kaguya, Skyzzers, and Kuz though I don't know if he comes here anymore, I wanted to but just, could not think of what to say I was so damn awkward. Anonymous imageboards really were the only way I felt comfortable to fully express myself. Despite how I came across, I did think all of you were interesting and pleasant people to be around, I just was unable to reciprocate that pleasantness and I apologize. The main thing I apologize for abandoning both the community and what is now up.heyuri.net which I was supposed to maintain without a word. Simply put I was both overwhelmed in other life things and, this next part will sound ridiculous but, with all the drama, caused by various bad actors, the homepage incident with the hacking, I sort of got a bit of anxiety I somehow would get wrapped up which, was just illogical, unfounded paranoia, and I should have said so if I felt that way before stepping away. Still, I always have loved Heyuri, always will, may it prosper. Again, my apologies and may Heyuri live long...

- Nakura

ps. sorry for leaving the user fileboard creation script the trashiest piece of garbage ever it was almost all just executing bash via php, im glad its actually respectably implemented now

ps. i know i know is the most random, out of place post, five years later but, i will follow the wisdom of the ancient shrooms

ps. kuz if you see this still sorry for running sudo apt-get purge libc6 that one time, i do a lot of server stuff now and chuckle about the idiocy of that to this day

did someone get teh shot?...

i want to play this game but the internet said that it has a bug that can wipe your ps3's hdd so i'm too scared to

Artist: unagi189

weeeeeeeee

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

Quickest and easiest way to kidnap a game warden and feed him to gators?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je8mOkgMoWk

is this game fun?

XKCD... Moar liek XgaysexD, em eye right?

Jamal-san hooked me up with sum of that magic pixie dust

uhhhhhhh heil hitler lmao

Who here loves little girls too? :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3Tpw-zLkM

Me right now

pre-2010: Look under cap "you win!" or "you lose!"
post-2010: Look under cap "Enter code 1234567"

Why do "they" do this? they took the joy out of it if you have to get on a website to find out if you won anything. I want to find out the moment i open the drink!

Do you chew your noodle or just swallow?
I chew them like normal but sometimes I think maybe I should just swallow them, but I dont want to try it and give myself a stomach ache.
Perhaps someone who cares less about their health can try it and report the results?

Have you found any weird/bootleg toys in the stores where you live?

How often do you think people drop trips and pick a new one to distance themselves from the past?

How many times have you done it in total?
How many times did you do it on heyuri?
How many tripcodes have you used in total on all chans since you first found chans?
How many tripcodes you used ended up marking a single post and then never used it again?
How many tripcodes are you using on chans currently?
How many tripcodes do you maintain on heyuri?
Is the reason you get a new one shame? I understand shame, potential stalk or simply people not unmasking your identity. There can be any other reason too!

I havent used them outside of heyuri because people are strict outside of heyuri seeing it as attentionfagging and insulting immediately, I only chose to display an identity in select posts because heyuri doesnt any thread with a single tripcode into an ape festival. I have dropped one tripcode after one post on heyuri. I am maintaining 4 tripcodes currently on heyuri, though this is my primary identity for now.

I know I mix up identity and tripcode itself, but for the sake of simplicity let's assume they are pretty much the same thing.

Heyuri confess!

WHO MURDERED COMPUT0R-CHAN!!??

To love something, is to live in fear of losing it

AUGH!

a320 is by far the ugliest modern airliner and the fact it is so popular (and seems to get even more popular every passing year) drives me mad

panchira...

BOOB ATTACK

Wow its puchippy! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE????

Take a seat

orz

keep my switch friend code if you want to add me (lookin' for people who play animal crossing too )

coming to an cinema near you

MOOOOOOoooo~~~~~0000000OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^o^

Do you remember this bumper?

HEYURI, I PRESENT TO YOU

CAKE

Check out this song I made.
I used a Roland MC-303 Groovebox synthesizer/drum machine to produce it. This piece of shit was made in 1996 so it has that authentic 90's sound.

water spilled

slugforums my favourite ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Yui!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaa PIKACHU ATE SOMEONE

Does anyone wanna play this game with me? It's a two player game and I don't have anyone to play it.
It's co-op IWBTG fangame, if you don't know what that is, it's basically a 2D platformer.

Here's the link, I'll create a room if someone replies:
http://futuroueb.free.fr/IWBTC/

OMG POPTAN

Ooops...

Popotan anime is the best koan for otaku to date

Otaku watching it picks one girl out of four, which embody common archetypical traits of girls typically displaying attractiveness to reach the highest probability of an otaku favoring one over the others. This is only to strenghten attachment and of otaku to the events. The same nature of problem is shown in all four stories of attachment. One for each girl.

Levitation powar activate!

I WANT TO PUNCH THIS FAGGIT IN THE FACE

if i ever have a daughter i'm going to name her dolores so that i can legally call her lolita

explain this

do you think you’re better off alone?

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Metroid Fusion

does anyone else still sleep with their baby blanket...

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hokke

officially a zeon suporter. didnt know it gonna crack. i was clawing the edges to fit it. now it makes no sense at all.

the box photo is definitely an overkill.
what do i do. it looks so ugly. might as well never bought one...

I found an old puchiko doujin game

Misogyny makes sense

PArty ha-... medoi.

A baby told me
“You are a Nigger!”
What do I do?
I don’t know what to do.
I look like this btw if that matters

What's good, hep cats?

Goodnight brothers
Always eat your vitamins, my little hulkamaniacs

i fapped moar to 2D than 3D, yet... is fapping to 2D weird today?

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What's your favorite dessert? I like crepes like the one in the picture, but they're expensive.

ANY LAST WORDS?

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Dont be rama-rama.
https://youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo

I like murder

Anyone has this game? Or knows where to find it?
https://vndb.org/v11009

look out she's got a gundam!(;ﾟДﾟ)

anyone want 2 play chess?

https://lichess.org/UOBvYdS7

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do you ever catfish?
I find it shocking how many guys are willing to believe I'm a girl with absolutely no proof... or maybe they just don't care?

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wtf

ZOMG PENIS PEPPERS

HEYURIZENS, LEND ME YOUR EARS!
I am a 23 year old man. I don't have a regular job, my mom and dad are my only RL friends and I don't belong to any social groups on-line or have SNS accounts. THAT BEING SAID, I have a new goal in life:
My stature is decidedly masculine, so I cannot be called "cute" by any definition of the word. But I want to use my features to become THE HOTTEST SHUT-IN THERE IS!

I come to you to strategize and to ask important information such as:
- What is considered hawt nowadays? Is Zac Effron still the standard?
- What muscles make you the hawtest? How do I get abs?
- HOW DO I INTO BEING HAWT?
And teh like.

I await your advice with b8d breath. :-)

wat are heyurizens favorite songs

A toast... to Heyuri!

Use the Tegaki button in the post form and draw something ITT. it can be anything, even squiggles. ヽ(´∇` )ノ

In Japan pictures of flowers are censored because they are reproductive organs （ ´,_ゝ`）

I came back to my 16 tb drive and the terminal started puking out lots of write errors, dead sectors but I don't want it to die, smart says it got cancer

I dropped my unscrewed thinkpad and broke off some inductive part a month ago and I can't solder it back in so I got a new one until I figure out how to do it without frying all the silicon, such a sad loss

And now my beloved drive is leaving me for our Father!? No no no
I will investigate! But first I must back up lolis if it suddenly b0rkz

If it breaks completely I will feed it firecracker pills for good health and amusement of heyurizens
I hope it doesn't though, do you have dead sector drives that lived long after getting diagnosed with HDD AIDS?

mmmmm (´￢`) wiener

I want to try some kvass but inconsistent reviews have made me unsure what brands are best. Anyone with experience pls give your thoughts about it. thx (´ー` )

FR, i cant even type * or if elses

Meanwhile, between buying ready use silicone liquid and making one from other (supposedly) cheaper materials, whats my choices? how do you produce silicone casting

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Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

my life is bad!

I finally did it /b/, I got a cute girlfriend (♂️)

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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Heyurizens would you milk a horse?
Regardless of its gender... ( ´ω`)

Check out this dude's channel. His story is really similar to bocchi's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxgWh4dubRA

>but tragedy struck once again on May 25, 2018. High winds during a severe afternoon storm landed a fatal blow to the dear tree, leaving a jagged stump peppered with colorful bits of gum in its place.
noooo not the gum tree

https://semo.edu/stories/2021/10/gum-tree.html

That would be a thing to see, would it not anons

Holy-shit guys, the skeleton are at it again
How can we face their fury this time?

Attention Heyuri Users

Be careful not to over masturbate, take breaks and stop if you feel pain. Your PENIS or VAGINA isnt useful to anyone if they are too injured.

Also; drink water! Especially in summer.

what color did kaguya initially use on Chat@Heyuri?

LOL HEYURI

I fucking hate my life.. I've decided to kill myself. If this thread gets 20 replies, I'll change my mind I guess...

What are you having for breakfast? I prefer the classic chips and sausage breakfast

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I need to work but im posting on heyuri instead. LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleven

Everything reminda me of her.

i dont know if you guys remember this post but if you do and ahve the oink saved please give it to me

i was looking for the loli shit cake recipe if you have it let me know arigato anonys（⌒∇⌒ゞ）

deathgenerator.com

i started a jar! my loli looks so cute in it

Looks like a Heyurizen lady has fallen for me! With this I can finally be a riajuu too

what is this image about?

I just had sardines, yogurt, and a banana for lunch. What did /b/ have for lunch today?

my kickstarter haircut came in