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Escape the pedophile detector
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2026/08/01
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In the year 2030, with the rise of simple, wearable, biochemical sensors and eye-trackers, AI-assisted computers are able to instantly measure your heartbeat and electrical signals in your brain to detect your emotional reaction to visual stimuli.
Correspondingly, insurance companies begin offering employers and the government paid pre-employment screening to detect negative personality traits. Soon, like drug testing, passing the pedophile detection algorithm becomes mandatory for employment.
You will be shown videos of sex involving children, and every subtle change in your posture, the places your eyes focus, and the release of endorphins and dopamine in your brain will all be monitored. The sensors will produce a composite number placing you on a scale, and determining if you are a pedophile or not.
Eventually, under the guise of public safety, passing the anti-pedophile test becomes mandatory not only to get a job, but to get a driving license, to enter public buildings, and to own a bank account.
What will you do?
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Say this technology existed, what percent of men would fail the test and be sexually aroused? 10% 15%... more?
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2026/08/01
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>You will be shown videos of sex involving children
that doesn't sound too bad
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>You will be shown videos of sex involving children
I've trained all my life for this moment
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2026/08/01
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"Hi im here to take the test again"
"Sir you've failed 10 times already"
"Yeah i know... but lets give it another shot
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I think it's fun to see the statistics of pedophiles here
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let's make a group for heyuri pedos :3
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i lold
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heyuri is not exactly full of pedos!!
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>>189251
true there are some shotalovers aswell!
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Yeah, in WhatsApp
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>let's make a group for heyuri pedos
>Yeah, in WhatsApp
great idea! can't wait to join!
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>>189229
for the sake of argument let's say this pedo-detection machine is flawless in its assessment capabilities. if there was this high of a level of enforcement, most people including normans would fail the test.
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what do you have against normans??
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the harrying of the north was uncalled for, britain should've stayed british!!! truly a savage people...
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>You will be shown videos of sex involving children
Oh
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>>189278
You probably have read this a million times, but biologically and historically that distribution is what you expect for a society with healthy birth rates.
I don't understand how the word "pedophile", which explicitly refers to children, began and continues to be used to refer to young people that are categorically something else (and are probably the horniest demographic who can hardly keep their hands off each other).
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2026/08/02
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I read that study before, and I'm pretty sure the graph on that meme is completely made up, or from a different study, because the methodology doesn't involve showing images of girls of ages in that precise a range. Instead, they showed a few pictures of prepubescent girls and a few pictures of adult women and measured the change in
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>1 subjects (26.25°70) exhibited sexual arousal to the child consenting
tapes that equalled or exceeded their arousal to the adult consenting tapes.
Interesting finding
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2026/08/02
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Messed up the copy/paste. That is meant to be 21, not 1. Out of a total of 80 normal adults tested in the study
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i guess i'd have to take the test every night just to be sure
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i wonder how OP looks like
this thread says a lot about him
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may i suggest renaming the board to Only-Touhou@Heyuri?
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thanks!
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interesting. many of 'viral' types of infographics use data this way. still though, 21 out of 80 is a lot, that's 1/4
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