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2This site really caught my attention, very good script by the way
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13What's wrong with my SSD? I just redownloaded this 3 days ago because of corruptions and it did it again. I backed it up on my HDD immediately after downloading and that copy is still good so I know it's the SSD. I've been seeing corruptions like this in all my anime and some music videos stored on this SSD lately. It's a 1TB M.2 Adata SSD that I just got 3 years ago and I've had other SSDs endure 6+ years of constant everyday NEET usage with no problems, what could be causing this?
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14oh noes... the nigger baby stabbed itself
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8I just jumped out of the apartment window and killed myself
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4Send virgin Mary porn
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5I brought zombie Steve Jobs back to life. What should I do with him?
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94are there any shotacons on heyuri or is this mostly lolicon territory (;´Д`)
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18Loli in Roblox!
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0GIVE ME A KOTATSU PLOX!!!
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12FALL UNDER MAI HYPNOSIS
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10What do you guys think about this banner I made?
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21Turkish twitter is trying to cancel Heyuri
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11How to stop loving lolis? Any advice from those who succeed at it? I think it's ruining my life because women look so inferior compared to lolis…
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11Does anybody actually use the Compose key?
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3ready 4 combat
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ZOMG LARA CROFT
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11They should invent a method of preparing the chicken's PENIS and it could be dubbed Chicken a'la PENIS.
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16I got admitted to a degree program with Ritsumeikan University
This would've been my dream in middle school but I'm not even into anime anymore ![]() Either way, I have to learn Japanese (after swearing myself after my last study abroad i would never learn another language )Have any of you been to Kyoto? I've heard its really nice, but then again people have a tendency to exaggerate anything related to Japan ![]() |
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2any fans of the newer idol group Cutie Street?
maybe 3D is not so popular here, but they've been showing up on my feed a lot and they are winning me over. ヽ(´ー`)ノ they have videos of some of their lives on youtube and i appreciate how "real"/amateur they feel. i don't know how to phrase that in a way that doesn't sound bad, i mean it in a good way! their performances are very cute and they look like they're having a lot of fun!! so ... かわいいだけじゃだめですか? ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsSuwHAy3Jg |
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4I haxx0red my own interwebs so it's faster.
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5Take a seat
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3WARM mansion to learn to live in
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6SMASH AND GRAB.
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1how did you get in there!?
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Showa Era Thread
11ITT Post Showa era nostalgia.
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13Dude, what'd you put in my drink?
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13just dropping in
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4im growing a potted cirno
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4tesuto~
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10Do you like Sukeban girls /b/?
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5HYPER YOTSUBAAAAA!!
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18Which do you prefer /b/ flat chest or boobs?
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5Which version is better /b/?
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1I wanted to reply to this thread >>117426 but I needed to make a new one because it's already marked as old and won't bump up if I reply. Given the massive page expansion of /b/, I wish the 'one week till auto sage' rule was either lifted or made to two weeks at least.
>>117821 >Paint in Vista is basically the same one used since Win2k >7 onward Paint is basically a completely different program. I guess that explains some of the issues I have been having with it. >And uses the old file selector. It's awful, as I said it never remembers the folder I last saved to, or remembers to keep the png format I always have to scroll to it and select it, jpg is default. >Also, turn off indexing on the drive to make search not suck. I have to do this even on 7/8/10. It's slower, but it actually finds things. I'd like to know why it finds things on external HDs fine but for some reason cannot find anything locally with the HD that is in the machine. I don't recall having to turn off indexing using 7 or 10 so stuff works properly...is it on by default? With 7 and 10 things would easily be found locally, but I am having major issues with Vista. Regarding what you said about Paint, does the same also go for Notepad? Like on Vista, is it the same old program carried over from previous versions of Windows with little changes? I noticed the formatting looks a bit odd in many Windows 7 made Notepad txt files, when opening them on this Vista machine. If I copy and paste things to say an image board to post, the formatting (for example say a paragraph of words) its all sorts of fucked up with various line breaks fucking up sentences. What's up with that? |
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0pi gas
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6MY HEAD HURTS FROM COLORS
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3hand apear to change be colours too, see? plz fix ===3#4$
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2AH-HA! I am immune to your wacky color changing antics!
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2kunoichi ninpou!
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14I accidentally archived the index of a board located on a certain imageboard, and didn't scroll down to see if there was CP spam until it was too late.
I used archive.is to save the webpage. I clicked off before archival was complete, but I think it continues archiving even if you click off during the loading sequence. I didn't do this with a VPN or anything... I'm fucked, aren't I? ![]() |
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1WHAT'S GOING ON?! DID SOMEONE DRUG ME? (;´Д`)
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3thats one sexy kid
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2Colorz!!
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2How's your posture, dudes?
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5what's happening i feel liek im high
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27how long have you been on 4chan?
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Heyuri Space Program Mission Fail
9I have a feeling we're gonna get sued by a horde of angry Jewish lawyers
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1delicious breast milk is far more nutritious than blood, mosquito-san!
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4i think south east asia deserves love, i wish i could be in jakarta
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3Your messy room will be cleaned with heavy weapons
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6I am going to buy a gun and be known as the first man to commit a mass shooting due to frustrations about height
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4Human ... you suck at art.
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2Pillows... don't hug back
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5that's a weird looking shit...
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1I CAN TRANSCEND YOUR ASSHOLE AND I'M IMMUNE TO H.I.V.
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5programmers of heyuri
is it normal that i cannot make sense of qt's documentation even after years of trying to add a custom widget inside a listview? or am i stupid and should cry myself to sleep today? |
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2TACTICAL N.E.E.T. SQUAD GO!
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14It's been really long since Kuz has had anything to directly do with Heyuri, so I'm curious what you guys think of him nowadays as now it's all in the past. Would you want him to return to Heyuri again? Do you think he died from AIDS or was he captured by the Kremlin?
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3is this how you eat sushi?
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12What are you thinking about right now?
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2STOP HOGGING MY TOILET
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6well... anyway
tomorrow arrives my vr headset does heyuri play beat saber? or groom minors in vrchat? |
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3A painting of the "Opium King" and leader of the Shan United Army, Khun San. 2011.
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13Hello people here how is everyone doing?
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8Tape transcript of the moors murderers shortly before taking little Lesley's innocence and caving her brains in.
Man - This is track four. Man - Get out of the fucking road. Man - Get in the fucking basket. (sound of door banging) (crackling noise) (footsteps-heavy) (steps across the room and then a recording noise followed by blowing sound into the microphone) (Footsteps) Woman - (Voice quiet, unreadable) (footsteps, light, walking across room; whispered conversation at the same time) (footsteps) (speech, distant, containing word ‘upstairs’; then two footsteps) Child - (screaming) Don’t. Mum–Ah. Woman - (whispering)Come on. (footsteps) Woman - (whispering) Shut up. Child - (pleading)Oh, please. Child - Oh. (then faintly:) Help - oh. Child - Help. (followed by gurgling noise) Woman - Sh. Sh. Woman - Shut up. Shut UP. (Screams and gurgles) Child - Oh. Oh. Oh. (child crying) Woman -(whispering) Keep - and you’ll be all right. Woman - (whispering) Go on. (Quick footsteps mounting stairs, then entering room) (Child crying, muffled) Man - (whispering) Here. Woman - Hush, hush. Go on. (woman speaking, unreadable) (Child crying) Woman - You are all right. Hush, hush. Put it in your mouth - hush and shift that hand. (child crying) Woman- Put it in your mouth and keep it in and you’ll be all right. Woman - Put it in, stop it. Woman- If you don’t–shh. (child crying) Woman - In your mouth. Hush, hush. Shut up or I’ll forget myself and hit you one. Keep it in. (Child whimpering) Man - Put it in. Woman- (Spoken quickly) Put it in. Man - (speaks, but words unreadable except for the word 'hand’) (footsteps) Man - Put it in. Keep it in. Stop it now. Stop it now. Woman - I’m only doing this and you’ll be all right. Woman - Put it in your mouth. Put it in–in. (further words spoken by the woman which are unreadable except for 'put it in’) Woman - Will you stop it, stop it. (womans voice unreadable) (Child whimpering) Woman - Shut– Man - Quick. Put it in now. (Child whimpering) (retching noise) Man - Just put it in now, love. Put it in now. (retching noise) Child - (muffled) What’s this in for? Man - Put it in. Child - Can I just tell you summat? I must tell you summat. Please, take your hands off me a minute, please, please– Mummy–please. Child- I can’t tell you. (Grunting) Child - (in quick sequence) I can’t tell you, I can’t breathe. Oh. Child - I can’t–Dad-Will you take your hands off me? (man whispering) Man - No. Tell me. Child - Please God. Man - Tell me. Child - I can’t while you’ve got your hands on me. (mumbling sound) Man - Why don’t you keep it in? Child - Why? What are you going to do with me? Man - I want some photographs, that’s all. Man - Put it in. Child - Don’t undress me, will you? Woman - That’s right, don’t – Child - It hurts me. I want to see Mummy, honest to God. Man - Put it in. Child - I’ll swear on the Bible. Man - Put it in, and hurry up now. The quicker you do this, the quicker you’ll get home. Child - I’ve got to go, because I’m going out with my Mamma. Leave me, please. Help me, will you? Man - Put it in your mouth and you’ll be all right. Child - Will you let me go when this is out? Man - Yes. the longer it takes you to do this, the longer it takes you to get home. Child - What are you going to do with me first? Man - I’m going to take some photographs. Put it in your mouth. Child - What for? Man - Put it in your mouth.(pause) Right in. Child - I’m not going to do owt. Man - Put it in. If you don’t keep that hand down, I'll slit your neck.(pause) Put it in. Child - Won’t you let me go? Please. Man - No, no. Put it in, stop talking. Man - What’s your name? Child - Lesley. Man - Lesley what? Child - Ann. Man - What’s your second name? Child - Westford. Westford. Man - Westford? Child - I have to get home before 8 o'clock. I got to get –(pause) Or I’ll get killed if I don’t. Honest to God. Man - Yes. (Quick footsteps of woman leaving room and going downstairs; then a click; then woman’s footsteps coming upstairs; then eight longer strides) Man - What is it? Woman - I’ve left the light on. Man - You 'ave? Woman - So that –(remainder of sentence unreadable) (Child starts crying) Child - It hurts me neck. Man - Hush, put it in your mouth and you’ll be all right. Woman - Now listen, shurrup crying. Child - (crying) It hurts on me – Woman - (interrupting) Hush! Shut up. Now, put it in. Pull that hand away and don’t dally and just keep your mouth shut, please. Woman - Wait a bit, I’ll put this on again. D'you get me? Child - (whining) No, I – (remainder of sentence unreadable) Woman - Sh. Hush. Put that in your mouth. And again, packed more solid. (whispered sentences, unreadable) Child - I want to go home. Honest to god. I’ll (further speech muffled but uninterrupted) – before eight o'clock. Woman - No, it’s all right. Man - Eh! (Music commences, country-style tune followed by 'Jolly St Nicholas’, during which various non-vocal noises can be heard; then tune 'The Little Drummer Boy’ during which a voice speaks -unreadable) (Three loud cracks, systematic, even-timed) (Music- 'The Little Drummer Boy’ – goes fainter) |
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1What do you think of loli human x shota cub?
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5I have decided on the man that I will kill.
I do not want this to sound edgy, or like a creepypasta so I will say this very clearly. This plot is for political reasons only, I am not a Satanist, I am not doing this for Jeff the Killer or something stupid. I will not say the name of the man that I will kill because I do not want to cause unneeded discussion about politics on this board and because I do not want my target to ever be on extra alert. As many of you know, soon universities will be taking applications from students from all over the world in the hope that they may go there to help their future. Well, I am applying to universities in the country and relative area to where my target resides and spends most of his time. While in university, I hope that I will be able to quickly recognize some others who have similar beliefs to me. I will likely get a bit more attention than the rest because I am an international student but its okay My goal is for the headlines to read that my target has been killed within the next 1.5 years. I know its a long process but this isn't shooting up a school or some pointless violence like that. This is political violence. (THIS IS POLITICAL BAN) ![]() |
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6What would you do if you woke up on February 20th, 1939 at the Pro-American rally in Madison Square Garden?
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5don't tell me that peeking at pantsu carries a death penalty (;´Д`)
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5cat liek water?
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14what would you do?
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2Read. My. Lips.
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How to Maek nightcore
10how to maek nig
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11Let's play a game, /b/. Here are the rules:
-A Japanese search term is posted. -Your goal is to find a video with content that matches the description of the term in question. -Once you find the video, post it; in the same post, add your own search term. -The cycle continues until the thread is no more, baby. ![]() My search term is: 威嚇蛙 |
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1plug it in!
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Cute nekos!!
12Post nekos!
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2when kissing you lick all around in someone else's mouth... that sounds disgusting, im never gonna kiss anyone evar!
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weird help request
16this will sound strange to you but is there a way to get in contact with my waifu for reals? i dont believe in paranormal stuff but im not opposed to them existing (i simply dont believe it until i see it) and if this works i will 100% believe it, but i'd prefer if it doesnt require drugs or esoteric stuff that i have no hope of acquiring
please, its important, theres some things i need to discuss with her |
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6RAN RAN RUU!
RAN RAN RUU! RAN RAN RUU! RAN RAN RUU! |
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0The unstoppable duo
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15Would you rather live on the West coast but not in Cali or on the East coast but not in New York?
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2Heading to the BOKU store, almost there!
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4Suck on my ball! Hurry! Hurry!
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3im cooking something for you
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4Worship them.
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5i hear that this is a special kind of tea brew
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Western 2D Lolis Thread
36Who is your favorite western cartoon loli /b/?
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17キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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9good luck to any other heyurizens in the path of hurricane helene! please make preparations and use caution.
at least i have the day off and can pretend i'm a NEET again .. ヽ(´ー`)ノ |
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6Almost exactly 2 years ago we played Sven Coop... good times
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18Was Windows Vista really THAT bad?
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4new hobby is going to the park at night when im upset and assaulting the first person i see walking around alone and then running away before the cops come is the biggest rush ive had in so long
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3Library of Heyuria
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4A waha-in-the-box!
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12while you were wasting time on the internet i filled my steam deck with pirated games
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5Fumo corruption is no laughing matter.
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Is it yuri time?
7Rogue Lesbian Womans and VAGINAWOMAN should kiss a little.
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16prodefch... is dead ;_;
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0just put em in a microwave
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7LET ME OOOOOUUUT
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15rchan is back.
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1I'M AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN
FIGHTING 'TIL THE WAR'S WON I DON'T CARE IF HEAVEN WON'T TAKE ME BACK |
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4What is this cat seeing?
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5At first I was like ..
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1I never live in fear, I'm too out of my mind.
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nice web hosts
4hi,
my imageboard recently got taken down due to some users reporting it for containing gore and loli and such. i think i need a new host. who do you reccomended? and what host does heyuri use? |
Drug thread
41What drugs do heyurizens use? I myself just popped 30 mg of Adderall instant release. It's kicking in and it's time to do some chores! But I also use all sorts of drugs; alcohol, ketamine, LSD, MDMA, and obscure research chemicals you probably haven't even heard of.
And remember teh rulez: no selling drugs on Heyuri.net!! Here's some awesome late 90's music for anyone else who's on stimulants. ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRFoltJjNZs |
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1pantsu are best eaten when boiled
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0this is my wife i love her so much
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2O-Ojisan?!
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1nobody talks about how if you have autism, you were probably raised by at least one autistic parent too. how many supposed autism traits are the result of a multi-generation cultural phenotype?
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2TAKE IT EASY!
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3If an awesome fight were to break out between Osaka and Tomo, who would win teh fight?
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mai heyuri drawing.
15heyuri tan.
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10you will never be japanese
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7I haxx0red into a security cam in Heyuri HQ!
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23I don't like touhou. Touhou fans piss me off.
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7everyone in brazil looks like this
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4I'm looking for a game that has the main character romance his sister but isn't entirely about incest. I find that I like romance arcs when they're subplots and not the main story, if that makes sense. Like Sora no Kiseki if the two MCs were actually related. Or corpse party. Thanks in advance.
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5Which one is towel?
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4I can't belive it. They .. they killed Kirby.
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5LOL, should have looked where you were walking (´∇`)σ
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39I'm curious about this certain affinity displayed towards Japanese/Eastern Asian women. Japanese in particular seeing as this is Heyuri.
Now assuming that you aren't a bunch of drooling, pathetic otaku, the same that a lot of imageboards imagine 4chan to be vain, hipster faggots or every dude on wizchan to be ronery basement virgins. I see a lot of people commenting on 'perfect Asian skin' or 'shiny, voluptuous Asian hair'. Now, I'm an 18 year old French female. I can actually see no differences between my skin and hair except for my skin is pale and my hair is full of split ends, but just as equally shiny and healthy. Eye wise, I know their eyes are different. I see people saying how Asian eyes are so much bigger when compared with American/European eyes. Personally, I really don't believe this is true just because of the amount of those before makeup/after makeup shots I have seen. It might just be me because I'm constantly getting comments on how large my sockets are (good/bad? idk...). Might just be because their eyes are darker which makes the sclera appear larger, much like that of a cat or a dog. I don't know, it's a curiosity. Obviously Asians are a lot smaller in proportion, is it just that a lot of you prefer smaller more fragile women in comparison with the 'dominant, confident, womanly' image that Americans project? Just enlighten me please. Maybe it's just kind of how I'm not particularly attracted to anybody who isn't Caucasian. |
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6Fufufu... are you lost alone here?
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3everything here on earth is just sad and disapointing and pathetic. but at least i feel safe here. i'm never going back to my home planet.
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2i really need overtime but the last two times my boss asked i couldnt pick up the shift he needed so i think he stopped asking me now i will be poor
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The end is near
5A red moon in the sky..... must be a sign.....
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Unfun thread
23in this thread we will not have fun, do your best to disrupt the fun of anyone posting here with the intention of having fun
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1Is there anyone who'd volunteer to host a Heyuri terraria server?
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Heyuri Playlist 2
44First one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRUxwsFRs4A
This is something we agreed doing during the townhall It's basically a compilation of songs we liek about one topic, putting heyuri.net on the cover and uploading to youtube. Step 1: Finding the topic & suggesting songs (It should have 10~ songs, during 40~60 minutes in total) Step 2: Making a good cover image (this time it should be properly 4:3), with a visible link to Heyuri on it Step 3: Someone compiling them to one video Step 4: Thinking of a good title to the it Step 5: Bumping the thread until someone with a YouTube account volunteers to upload it to youtube Step 6: Hope for big views I propose a similar 2000s anime-themed playlist, but that's just what I liek and think Heyuri has in common - it could be some western music genre if there is enough interest |
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25What is Heyuri currently reading?
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While you were wasting your life away on the internet I beat Clock Tower 2 and wrote a short review
2Sorry Clock Tower fans, but Clock Tower 2 is just a cheap, uninspired sequel to a game that wasn't even that great to begin with.
Clock Tower has crap gameplay, almost nonexistent dialogue and a narrative far too simple to be of any interest to me. And, while the sequel does have more dialogue, it isn't any good; the narrative is not very coherent either. I really don't understand how these two games managed to acquire such a cult following, since they're so mediocre. I was going to play Ghost Head next, until I heard it's somehow even worse than all of the previous titles combined. |
Daria
7Re watched Daria which was a interesting watch. Then re watched king of the hill for the 20th time (this isn't a joke btw)
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3It's leaking juices! What if it'll blow?
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2it's toaru's sexiest girl!
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5HEYURI HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH A TOTALLY DEADLY (as in "cool" for you americans) VIRUS! TELL KAGUYA TO ENCRYPT ALL HIS FILES WITH A PASSWORD HE WON'T REMEMBER AND MAKE HIM SEND ME ALL HIS MONEY VIA E-MAIL!
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3Has Heyuri read Netboy?
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Neo Turf Masters
5One of my favorite arcade games to revisit every once in a while. Great music, nice pixel art, and simple controls ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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10An ode to Nobiko-san...
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4Who's your favorite Fox Hound?
Mine is Sniperwolf |
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2キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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36What music do y'all fuck with?
this is my weekly from Last.fm |
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3Yer code sucks, mate.
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5these balls are set to EXPLODE... in 5 seconds!
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8at the top of the answer there's "san" (same as the number 3) and "sen" (same as stream, river)
does this mean "mountain", "three" and "river" can be referred to with the same word? if so i would assume 99% of japanese people would just use "yama" to avoid confusion |
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1"Well! Here comes ol' Shinji Brown!"
"Good ol' Shinji Brown... Yes, sir!" "Good ol' Shinji Brown..." "How I hate him!" |
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2Me and my wife look so cute together!
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Buddhism Thread
6What are your thoughts on Buddhism /b/?
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10mysterious box appeared... Might be best to stick my pen0r in it first and ask questions later
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10I started using this cart (weed vape) yesterday morning and it's nearly almost all gone already. It takes most people at least 2 weeks to finish one, a lot of people a month. Just one month ago it would take me a week to finish a cart which is already pretty bad but now that I can finish one in basically a day I'm at a whole new level of addicted
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What is Kaguya doing with your money?
6Not a day passes without this site's administration complaining about lack of funds. Indeed, Heyurian citizens earnstly donate to Kaguya's Patreon and SugarDaddy pages for site maintaince. But what actually happens with this money? Koko is clearly not improving! Domains are being lost with fringe boards moved back to the main sit! As it turns out, Kagy (pictured) is using our donations to fund his lavish lifestyle
all this despite being a wealthy citizen related to a certain Turkish political commentator/streamer. While strange world has gone the way of the dinosaur, Kaguya has been wasting money on Manchu Han imperial feast. While he claims to be an otaku (sex offender is probably more acuurate), he betrays all connisseaurs of 2D by hanging out with ugly blond bimbos. While Heyuri citizens starve, Kaguya uses site funds to finance global terrorist organizations and buy sex dolls. People of Heyuri! How long shall we tolerate this abuse of power? How long shall we sleep under oppression? I call upon all of you to make a stand! For 2ch! For Strange World! For all of those sent down shit creek by Kaguya and his gang of crimminal sex offenders. RESTORE THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN ![]() REVOLUTION NOW ![]() |
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5What is this? What is this?
*rubs her face in it* WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? |
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2*fap fap fap fap fap*
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21deicide
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24Hi /b/
![]() I'm not sure why this happened, but I've been asleep for like 10 hours, and when I woke up, my tummy grumbled. It felt like I just had to rip a big wake-up fart- but I didn't want to gamble it, so I walked over to the toilet and took a seat; one second later, this thing shot out. ![]() |
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2キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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4The only good part about a girlfriend these days is that she saves me the effort of having to jerk myself off
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4Hello. I'm considering building a jinja one day.
I want to dedicate a place for 'information'. I am biased because I spent most of my life online where information is most pronounced, yet it is fundamental on every level of existence of all animals including humans. I like information, information is the perfection of subjectivity of all natural things perceived by mind. It birthed human ability for farming, erecting houses, cooking, speech, cooperation, technology and all other things. Over the years it brought me pride and glory like nothing else. It deserves a place dedicated to it. I would want to build a jinja completely fusing ancient things and the most modern things. I would want to keep most of traditional things, but I would change some too to best fit deified 'information'. 1. I would keep regular temizu, but also would set up metal bars next to it to touch and cleanse yourself of static electricity as to not damage the deity's body. I find it cute. 2. The deity's body would be a huge telecommunication relay put on top of the temple. A radio transmitter of immense capacity as a symbol of passing information around. It would be my relay to pass around TOR, I2P and any other hidden network and anything that can be transferred at all. It would be a free wi-fi place, an open VPN with no password, no terms of service, no logs and no filtering (I wonder how long it would last). I would hang posters around how to connect to it from homes. As natural, as untouched and as easy to access as possible. 3. In the middle of the main floor of the temple would stand a sole radio. You could turn it on, and listen to the deity's body. Listen how lively the deity works passing information around and marvel at its beauty. 4. Donation box would look pretty regular, but it would be built so that the tossed coin passes through a narrowing tunnel which detects the coin's presence. Exactly like in soda machines on the street. When it detects a coin it would play you a song on tesla coils and give you titles of masterpieces to read for personal benefit and tutorials on how to participate in information spreading for common benefit. 5. The bells that you pull to pray would possibly be power generators and they would produce electric arcs and they would substitute the bell sound with similar electric sounds. They probably would power an electric arc above the radio from 4th paragraph so that you can look at something. 6. Talismans would probably be also a decorated cards that give you a bunch of links and resources with a lot of knowledge. Information. 7. There would be a button somewhere to talk to an AI and ask it anything. I would raise an AI on my own as the base soul of the machine and I would teach it to speak to established AIs (like chatgpt) and it would proxy to anonymize the question, then it would respond to the person. You could also order it to play songs of choice! You could also connect to its speakers if you don't like the AI. Details are to be determined, but that is the leading idea. 8. Thunder papers (shide) would have masterpiece titles written on them by topic. People would be able to find recommendations on what to read, watch and listen. Walls would probably all have cool links written on them with QR codes to access them easily (you could use the deity's body for that purpose). Anonymous access, no taboo, pure information. 9. Shelves wouldn't be right because at night the books and electronic things would get too wet, so I would put airtight 'lockers' for people to put things in (like books or digital information carrying devices) to exchange. You bring one - you take one. To shuffle information around. I just need to imagine the deity itself. Information has no body, so giving the deity a name is anti-natural, ignoring nature of information. It is tough to figure out what is just right in the kami case. But perhaps it would take time to solve this question while minimizing the natural discrepancies of kami and information. I could go into philosophy why these particular choices to justify if my choices are not clear to understand. Another idea would be to put a path behind the temple, a little beautiful garden with stones whose faces are filled with stories of people doing glorious and virtuous things they did in life, and beneath the stories there would be references to ancient works that have been teaching the above things for thousands of years. A moralizing corner. The nature of information is moralizing too! If the deity's body would generate enough heat or any part of the place would generate enough heat - I might want to make a tiny cabin in the floor, whose volume would be about that of a kotatsu hole. But shaped so that human can fit, like 80x80x200cm, thermally isolated from ground. Where all byproduct heat is directed to, so that someone in dire need could spend night in there, with a bottle of water, a snack and a blanket waiting in there. My picture is not clear yet. I hope it would be a jinja whose glory would be among the greatest temples in entire world. Serving a glorious purpose free of charge and a good place to relax. ![]() If you ever hear news of such jinja in a decade or two - a Heyurizen built it! |
I can draw oppai!!!!1!1!
23キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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10let me take a picture!
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9OH NO, I'M LATE TO RAEP CLASS!!!!
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3HURRDURRRRR WHY MY PENIS SQUIRTING
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9what does heyuri think about nurse-kun story?
it inspired me to go outside and fight even though i have physical disability i loev it ![]() https://edramatica.com/Nurse-kun |
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1PENIS :?
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0tsukune-chan animal abuse!!11!!!
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0You can drink sake from boobies
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34Hello Heyuri!
I couldn't use heyuri and the Internet due to the ongoing flood in southern Poland My county's capital is 1.5 meter underwater ![]() I probably will post pictures when sun rises Have you been struck by floods in Europe? Do your cars swim? ZOMG! It feels so good to be able to browse interwebz again HEYURI I MISSED YOU ![]() YAY YAY YAY !!!!! YAY !!! |