APRICOT JAM

BAKA ヽ(´∇`)ノ

even zombies can appreciate cosplay

This image speaks to many parts of the artistic soul. Teh art of this really speaks to me.

Soft ANAL RAEP~

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i cannot help but see all forms of female school uniform as eroi now (;´Д`)

relax~

My poop looks like marshmallows

this left over pizza is getting cold... so i am eating it... Eh? I'm talking about the food not the pr0n, oji-san!

How can we know that kaguya is really Turkish?

After all, m00t turned out to not be Mexican.

would you press it?

Does Heyuri like 2000s cartoons?
For me it's:
>The Boondocks
>Megas XLR
>Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>Venture Bros
>Billy & Mandy
>Danny Phantom

puchippy should be replaced with a tech support loli who can teach you the ins and outs of techLOLIgy and the rules of heyuri

Tiem to hop away with my prize

Have any of you encountered the Dreadlock Ness Monster?

she is crying while i would pay to be in her situation

If Haruhi is not real, how do you explain this???

Hey Heyuri! Does anyone know what are the most effective OTC anti-Psychotic drugs in the UK? Asking for myself.

Try fapping while having a full bladder

delicious corm

naughty pussy cat ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Can you give me gunz? Heyuri is teh secret black market.... right?

♫ Everybody walks the dinosaur! ♫

i made a thread at the end of the last academic semester getting drunk before the exams
so i failed calculus
and i failed tut's exam too because i was the only retard who did not cheat
im drunk and high as fuck as that day that i made the thread some 3 months back
thats it
i only passed the vector math by a pure coincidence and studying some 40 hours in 3 days
i passed to the next semester but i wont be able to attend the next due to point rules no matter that i 1cc perfect this one
i mailed to guys from the maths department asking for a course that i failed they said they dont expect any the next semester
so i asked my department what to do and whether i can substitute an almost exact course from another depratment for the one i failed so they redirected me to subdepartment of my engineering studies and they said they cant do anything and redirected me to the head of my department and the bitch is afk for the last 3 weeks only returning in a week and i cant do anything i hope she allows that substitute course otherwise im fucked
i like depressants and puking so that my flatmates wonder if that adzuki mochi was blood or not and that i puked all over the corridor and bathroom

Something I found by mistake

I think I have a good grasp of what they meant and because my life is oficially complete and I waste it on heyuri.
I prepared a personal interpretation that I attempted to summarize in human words and I'm limited by my mental capacity and laziness and I have no idea how to convince modern emo kids that this is better than whatever they do as a response to overwhelming nihilism. If they are stuck in nihilism let's at least give them the ultimate nihilism.

I'm very lazy but why not try to perfect the skill to convince kids into this philosophy, especially that it is the only one you can prove and you have minimal amount of presuppositions in comparison or unexplained things like stoicism that is popular among them but none can prove that it is the best (because it is empty!).

This is my pointless mission until I stop and do something else. I am aware that posting too much will scare anyone off and very very few the mental capacity to realize these things and not go mad. But with that put aside; once that something click in you and locks you into seeking until you see the true state of existence for the first time is something you can sense in you like sudden warmth, peace and overwhelming fulfillment is when you first see the world as it is in life. I'm sure I'm doing it because it is an illusion, but I decide to anyway. I think that I fixed a few nihilist kids to an extent and lifted others provoking into thinking, each time to flash into anonymity once they got provoked into the path.

Source text:


And an english version:


Is there something major I don't get? Looking for an honest good faith discussion. No replies is fine too. I'm sure I break fundamental rules of it and become a hypocrite.
And I'm not into literature much, especially authoritative like sutras because they too often are wrong to take them as real things.

eat 10 pieces of leek

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Everyone can make topic room about anything at all and everyone can post content. You can post anonymously without logging in.

Hopefully you could try it out and let me know what you think. Maybe try to do some posts or make new topics about something you care about. Experiment all you want. Any feedback and suggestions for improvement are highly appreciated.

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Of cause no censorship.

Best,

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Begone mean people! Begone impurities! Go! Go!

覚悟はよいか！ 一瞬千撃！

SCALP ITCHES SO DAMN MUCH (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

ME-TAN! NOT HERE

she shows up at teh front door of your hikkicave doing this. What is your next action?

KAGUYA, NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Aaargh! that burst my ear drums I underestimated her

puchippy-chan warning appeared in teh real world... she is more powerful than they anticipated

Seems 4plebs has added a TAIMU TORABERU feature, useful to find some long-forgotten flashes!
This is 4/f/ from exactly the last decade: https://archive.4plebs.org/f/timetravel/2014-09-15_13:49:00
You could always do this with date start/end feature, this barely makes it easier but I'll share

My favorite is Osaka personally. How about you guys?

i would like to thank ziggy (mod) for keeping heyrui safe
thank you

Is Heyuri into JAV lolis or fake AV lolis as they are called in Japan?

I like these kinds of Japanese porn videos where petite adults play the role of an elementary school girl.

Sadly, if you don't know where to look, they are becoming hard to find because Google has been censoring a lot of porn links recently.

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I'm playing Super Monkey Ball and for the whole game you just have full view of the monkeys' asses, they made it hard to not want to have sex with them

I was doing an educational research, and came across this Japanese website listing some old Japanese mags. They are censoring the best parts so it should be perfectly legal, I think
https://lolita.lady.jp/database/index.html

always watching... じーっ

I wanted to post a picture of my cock for you Heyuri!

♫ bobobobob bobobob ♫
♫ bobobobob bobobob ♫
♫ bobobobob bobobob ♫
♫ bobobobob bobob baaaaah!!! ♫

It's almost Autumn! What are your plans for the Pumpkin Season?

vgh hittite bone ornament... my ancestor :)

If a fairy can clean a toilet, then so can you

for me, kinda but not really ( ´ω`)

I actually would drink a lot more, but either I'm at home (and drinking alone is lame), or I'm hanging out with friends (and drinking outside is expensive and honestly, most of us are driving ourselves).

but god, I want a mojito right now
haven't had one in like a year (;´Д`)

look at how far i can turn my neck

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7/10

but I don't understand why did he make jophiel suffer

Motherfucker Mike here, I just took the biggest shit. What the fuck is up with that piss?

Today I hit 165lb (74kg) on bench, I weigh 142lb (63kg). By the end of the year I want to hit 200lb (91kg) and weigh 160lb (72kg). It's sad that I will never be able to fix the fact I'm 5'6 at 18 years old though

I wish I could be the balloon...

Who is prettiest Sailor Moon girl?

For me it’s Sailor Mercury. She’s just

look at the white dot!

Anya is sleeping.

Would you sneak into her room rape her while she's sleeping and record it /b/?

how to cure anhedonia ?

i ate sushi for the first time ever today, the verdict?

it was ok, the nigiri was my favourite

kagunyaa~ that's sugoi! i didn't know they could get so big please be gentle

I’m so happy to have finally found a place on the internetz where I can be myself

(Picture is unrelated)

loli haet unpkg.com ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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Any of you dudes live near a volcano? When's the last time it erupted?

Who do you think is hotter? Anakin or Obi-Wan?

What are you doing for imouto day?

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sister got her navel pierced

on keyboard-kun's display it says he's updating... what the hell could he be getting from internets!? And if it's pizza i am pissed he isn't sharing ヽ(`Д´)ノ

today i randomly remembered a very old cartoon i have watched half an episode of as a kid and the ps2 game i was gifted which has like 0 redeeming qualities and my friend and I even used to make fun of it, especially the back of the case which read "you can pilot not one, but Two vehicles!" as if that was something cool lol

and how can i not mention the engine going EEEEEEEEEEEEE as soon as a wheel stops making contact with the ground which means free tinnitus if you're driving on uneven terrain

what are some obscure ps2 games you have played?

I'm going to sleep.
Good night.

is this how it feels to p00p?

this captcha is cool but kuso eyesight makes it taek ages to solve

Did you have a national equivalent of kagome kagome? A similar childrens' game? Anything comparable?

I'm working ticketing at some concert. Anything particular you recommend I do?

I am a perbert

What side do you take in the eternal battle between crusties and clean freaks?

What did you do this time?

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B-Bakemono!!!! Someone kill it quick (;ﾟДﾟ)

any1 know any IRC channels?
i am sick of being so lonely OTL
im bored...

nodejs/serverside-js haet being set up (;´Д`)

Internet nevar lies to you!!!!

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I'm sonic teh hedgehog, look at how fast i am!

'ENTERTAINMENT' incoming

While you were wasting your time on teh internet, I've beaten this dumb japanese flash (?) game (on the internet): https://neutralx0.net/room/mini0/

i figured out how to write paper, are you proud of me? What should i write?

(im from a month into the future, i didn't accidentally write the wrong date or anything!)

i think i dont have it in me anymore /b/oss... i prefer quick faps with my hand than using onahole. whats your experience with onas? do you have a fav one? or perhaps you have a whole stash of them and cant just pick one that easily?

While cleaning around, I found an old tomb raider pamphlet with a Lara Croft butt that I used to fap to

Take a close look between this dogs legs.

While you were out enriching your life with new thoughts and experiences on the internet, I beat Parappa the Rapper

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will

AH!
M-my pinky... it's disappeared!

When everbody is trying to get in on an imaginary joke, none of them are even smiling.

Thread dedicated to famous people (real and fictional) who own nekos

someone feed them!

Manko~

i'm thinking of something AWSOME
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Girls have it lucky. If I was in possession of a VAGINA, I'd end up spending my days having multiple orgasms while inserting freaky things in it

someone just left them here...

What is /b/ reading at the moment? I'm reading this

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT 'GOOD LUCK' LOOKS LIKE

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

Router-san always works very hard to give you internets, would you liek to tell her what you've been using it for?

You come back home from a long day at werk, and you find her silently sitting in teh hallway.

Which is the right one?

Shotaz are beter than loliz!!!
And u kant change may maind!!’1!1!!1

In the late 1970s and early 1980s, Japanese researcher Chonosuke Okamura self-published a series of reports titled Original Report of the Okamura Fossil Laboratory, in which he described tiny inclusions in polished limestone from the Silurian period (425 mya) as being preserved fossil remains of tiny humans, gorillas, dogs, dragons, dinosaurs and other organisms, all of them only millimeters long, leading him to claim, "There have been no changes in the bodies of mankind since the Silurian period... except for a growth in stature from 3.5 mm to 1,700 mm.." Okamura's research earned him an Ig Nobel Prize (a parody of the Nobel Prize) in biodiversity in 1996.

thinking about buying a car.. this one already is a loli itasha

ZOMG AN ONI!

UWAAAAAAAA!!!

What person in this photo do you relate the most to?

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How do you anons download vids from Nico Nico Douga nowadays? None of the methods I used to use work anymore

TURN TEH MUSIC UP LOUDER!

Sometimes I dress like my friends and talk to myself in the mirror to imitate the feeling of hanging out

Somebody is inside my panchira folder

4chan, 4chan got wiped out!
4chan, 4chan got wiped out!

Have you heard the latest news?
4chan got wiped out!
Boards like /lit/ and /fit/ and /diy/,
And most anons ain't know why!

4chan, 4chan got wiped out!
4chan, 4chan got wiped out!

Mods said it was because of their own stupidity
But the truth is that a bomb thread on /g/ made feds uppity

4chan, 4chan got wiped out!
4chan, 4chan got wiped out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFeSEgbYLlo

Does Heyuri find this cool?
What is ur fav movie scene? Let me know pls!

I'm so angry... but even more than that, I'm just sad. （ ´,_ゝ`）
I wish I could believe the theories about it being a planned escape from an FSB assassination attempt, but they don't take out just anybody with pizza and drug charges. Normans are already calling for his head on a pike.
they'll probably him in the same jail cell as a Senegalese serial gay rapist... （╥_╥）

Loli lieks you

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does heyuri wanna grief minecraft servers together?

im on 1.20.4 so all of them are running that version too, use a vpn or mobile data if you dont trust me that they are random and i cant check the ip

my first find is a vietnamese server with unprotected spawn, i will be giving out ips as we go, ive got around a 100

45.59.168.97:25565

It is time to declare war Heyuri, This is Sabrina Carpenter a popular modern singer. The goal of this is just to get her to respond to our attack.

Would u accept using onahole just after an otokonoko came in it?

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only 1337 can taste css styles, for example burichan tastes like salty blue berries

Anon i'm going to trap you under a blanket

What is this "IRL" that everyone is talking about?

praying to kami-sama

tesuto~

The body was lying naked in the middle of the bed, the shoulders flat but the axis of the body inclined to the left side of the bed. The head was turned on the left cheek. The left arm was close to the body with the forearm flexed at a right angle and lying across the abdomen. The right arm was slightly abducted from the body and rested on the mattress. The elbow was bent, the forearm supine with the fingers clenched. The legs were wide apart, the left thigh at right angles to the trunk and the right forming an obtuse angle with the pubis.
The whole of the surface of the abdomen and thighs was removed and the abdominal cavity emptied of its viscera. The breasts were cut off, the arms mutilated by several jagged wounds and the face hacked beyond recognition of the features. The tissues of the neck were severed all round down to the bone.
The viscera were found in various parts viz: the uterus and kidneys with one breast under the head, the other breast by the right foot, the liver between the feet, the intestines by the right side and the spleen by the left side of the body. The flaps removed from the abdomen and thighs were on a table.
The bed clothing at the right corner was saturated with blood, and on the floor beneath was a pool of blood covering about two feet square. The wall by the right side of the bed and in a line with the neck was marked by blood which had struck it in several places.
The face was gashed in all directions, the nose, cheeks, eyebrows, and ears being partly removed. The lips were blanched and cut by several incisions running obliquely down to the chin. There were also numerous cuts extending irregularly across all the features.
The neck was cut through the skin and other tissues right down to the vertebrae, the fifth and sixth being deeply notched. The skin cuts in the front of the neck showed distinct ecchymosis. The air passage was cut at the lower part of the larynx through the cricoid cartilage.
Both breasts were more or less removed by circular incisions, the muscle down to the ribs being attached to the breasts. The intercostals between the fourth, fifth, and sixth ribs were cut through and the contents of the thorax visible through the openings.
The skin and tissues of the abdomen from the costal arch to the pubes were removed in three large flaps. The right thigh was denuded in front to the bone, the flap of skin, including the external organs of generation, and part of the right buttock. The left thigh was stripped of skin fascia, and muscles as far as the knee.
The left calf showed a long gash through skin and tissues to the deep muscles and reaching from the knee to five inches above the ankle. Both arms and forearms had extensive jagged wounds.
The right thumb showed a small superficial incision about one inch long, with extravasation of blood in the skin, and there were several abrasions on the back of the hand moreover showing the same condition.
On opening the thorax it was found that the right lung was minimally adherent by old firm adhesions. The lower part of the lung was broken and torn away. The left lung was intact. It was adherent at the apex and there were a few adhesions over the side. In the substances of the lung, there were several nodules of consolidation.
The pericardium was open below and the heart absent. In the abdominal cavity, there was some partly digested food of fish and potatoes, and similar food was found in the remains of the stomach attached to the intestines.

kilobyte = 1024 bytes instead of 1000 bytes

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Could you imagine getting this fat?

Imagine if every picture you wanted to fap to looked like this...

her body must be somewhere...

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who could have known system of a down knew about anon's relationship...

PENIS out for Harambe
Show some respect for a true simian hero

oni-chan, i give these to you if you do as i say.

When was the last time you touched your GameBoy Colour?

this bitch wont wake up ヽ(`Д´)ノ

quick give me some techniques that wake people up!

red code is one of my favourite flash games ever but i feel like it never got the recognition it deserved and that makes me mad ヽ(`Д´)ノ
i do admit red code 2 needed a bit of testing though, that one was nearly impossible to win

what shall i ask of the almighty chatgpt-sensei?

Breaking news: A PENIS was discovered on Mars!

Fans cause SUFFOCATION! They suck out all teh air

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HELLO, I AM LOOKING FOR MAN KNOWN AS "SPAM-KUN". HIS COLLECTION RIVALS THE AMOUNT CP STORED ON FEDERAL SERVES, WHICH WE CANNOT LET HAPPEN .PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH ALL INFORMATION AS WELL AS YOUR FULL NAME, THANK YOU.

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Today, this will be my uniform.

W- wha- what are slug-chan and slug-kun doing???

When you see this kaomoji:

<(ﾟ∀ﾟd)

What do you see it as?

SHE WAS FORCED TO EAT FECES AT GUNPOINT......

i could have sworn there was someone peeking ovar my fence earlier... but when i blinked they were gone...

which one of you is calling mai tello phone?

apparently another billionaire died.. this tiem in a yacht accident
why does public rejoice about succesful guy getting murdered
while act disgusted when i suggest an insignificant rori rape ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

pop!

since tanks are nowhere near their former glory and can be penetrated by even a few kilograms of explosive from drones, us gamers should use another word for tanking.

shielding, sponging perhaps 

it feels a bit weird to use at first, but some aspects are similar enough to C/PHP that it isn't too hard to get into. like riding a camel

Wot hapened? DDDDD:
No maymas, no good pr0n, repetitive breads & circlejerks ones :((
No, i'm serious ^.^ 5/6 years ago u could find some funny breads, now nothing...

Post traps for Heyuri to prosper

I can't tell... Is this a nise board?

わああぁぁ！！ くろきともこちゃんは3Dだ〜

This is an eighties thread

ZOMG PIZZA

I love hand-puppet massage cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSG8WctzN2A

Ever heard of the tree-man disease, Heyuri? Take a moment to say thanks to your immune system.

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i want to sleep in a kotatsu

these cans are hard to stack on top of each other (;´Д`) This was as high as i could get it without it getting too unstable

Neko is sitting on my lap, too comfortable to move

does this format make you smile even a little bit?

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cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat (=^･ω･^=)

0_0

here, haev an angel. but this is compensated dating so make sure to pay up!!!

POST IT YEAAHHHHH KILL KILL KILL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiO6-mcfz4I&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYLlK-_q4A&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYanAa6M-yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhB5zqicMKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzNgprjqVrM

fuck that was trash

You want to be an honorary oldfag, right? You better start licking then

i want it to be halloween already! it's been ages since i've had any good sweets...

Are Heyuri's ears good?
https://www.echalk.co.uk/Science/biology/hearing/HowOldIsYourHearing/resource.html
I get liek more than 10 years worse than expected

there are many piggu forcast this after-noon

I will get drunk later. Yay!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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the jam came alive! (ﾟｰﾟ)

will heyuri help me choose what next game to play?

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