i made a thread at the end of the last academic semester getting drunk before the examsso i failed calculusand i failed tut's exam too because i was the only retard who did not cheatim drunk and high as fuck as that day that i made the thread some 3 months backthats iti only passed the vector math by a pure coincidence and studying some 40 hours in 3 daysi passed to the next semester but i wont be able to attend the next due to point rules no matter that i 1cc perfect this onei mailed to guys from the maths department asking for a course that i failed they said they dont expect any the next semesterso i asked my department what to do and whether i can substitute an almost exact course from another depratment for the one i failed so they redirected me to subdepartment of my engineering studies and they said they cant do anything and redirected me to the head of my department and the bitch is afk for the last 3 weeks only returning in a week and i cant do anything i hope she allows that substitute course otherwise im fuckedi like depressants and puking so that my flatmates wonder if that adzuki mochi was blood or not and that i puked all over the corridor and bathroomMarked for deletion (Old)
im eating wasabi soy beans at the momentexhaling through myu nose feels like sulfur because i know because i ate pure sulfur once and it feels very similar except sufur is much more bitterPELASE DONT KICK ME OUT i want to complete my dergree ;_______________;
im a retard desuallow me to pass desufuck
i burned my fingers trying to smoke weed in a glass ciggy thing and it hurts nowi also tried smoking throiugh the window so that the stench does not stay in my roomand i managed to drop all the weed from my mouth to the gutterSO MUCH FAIL
im getting sober but im also about to pukeFAIL FAIL FAIL
ENGINEERING IS FAGGOTRYmy uni is fagsheadf of my electircal department is a fag and a dogshittiest engineering uni in the country !head of my uni jumps into the river that the uni is surrounded by to look for precious things! diving like a dog!when he emerges on the surface with a random rotten boot from the bottom of the river he always has to face stray dogs to keep his find!!! pure biting fight! then he brings it to the cathedral and shares among the dog proffessors! they pray on his find from that mud each night in the light of the moon!!!
i saw my proffessor digging in trash finding foodhe always had to fight off pigeons and rats to keep his finds! he got aids from fighting rats and rabies too, that explains why he failed me obviouslybesides my proffessors cannot fathom anatta and dharma and the ultimate truth meaning that they are inferior and would never attain enlightenment, would never equal a buddha, not even a mere bodhisattva, destined to live in hell of animals for being vicious and shallow (humans) so that means they are inferior and animalistic! so there is no reason anyone could take them seriously as sentient beings! nooo!!! im dumbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwD-tpNsvzUi drank a bit more and puked into my unfinished noodles, flushing it down the toilet
i barely can hear anymore i gotta go sleeptut said he feeds on burned trash i threw my burned notes in the lecture hall and he instantly moved his attention from the blackboard into devouring my burned notesit is true that they are mental, he failed me probably because they werent tasty enough what a snake serpent a bug of a human!i wonder if he hunts stray dogs at night to eatit must be because policies only allow consupntion of student tears and blood so he illegally substitutes it with blood of dead masterless dogs
they wont allow me to pass because im a retard
what cheers me up is a case of whiskey cola in a dark parking lot doing nothing but running in circles
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED!My uni pays professors with ape piss and horse shit instead od money! It was argued that they need it more than money so they switched the currency to horse shit!
Electrical department tried performing a kagura to secure a steady supply of horse shit to consume but they failed and now they are cursed with only dog poop to eat! That is why theyndid not let me pass! Jealous sons of dogs!
If they allow me to pass I give them 5 stars in Google mapsOtherwise I give them 1 star
Are you good?
epic blog post
I'm glad i don't interact with 3D world
its me againafter i woke up i wanted to delete the thread because heyuri is too good for anyone to trash it down like i did but i cant have the password to delete iti meant that i will attend the autumn/winter semester but not the following spring/summer because my score falls into barely passing into the next semester but the one after it requires for me to have 1 more point but i have no formal way to fix any of my failures before the deadlinei first wrote to the maths branch asking whether they plan on offering my course but they dont and redirected to ask my branch on what they plani have realistically 2 optionsfirst is to find a professor who would volunteer his time for me which is not happeningor i could beg them to allow me to take another course that is similar enough to mine to make up for it that way and that is what i pleaded formy branch said i should contact a subbranch regarding my specific taxonomythere they said they cant do anything and i should annoy the head of my branchso i spammed that message once more and bitch went on a vacation the day i sent it and she would be away for some one month returning in a few days from todayi made a 2000 word justification why my request is reasonable and an in depth comparison of both courses reasoning that it is at least of equal value i hope they dont mind, otherwise i would neet for half a yeardont become an electrical retard (or dont fail your courses)its the second day in the row im drinking like an animal, feels goodmod sama please delete the thread for me pretty please ;____;
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Hmm, I failed a test and did a resit this summer too. They're making me wait until the day before term starts to see the results because they get off on the idea of making me pee myself over it.
I miss the wii a lot. when I was a little kid, I would pull up hare hare yukai and love & joy on the browser and perform the dances for my mom, she said I did them really good