i quickly drew this in under 10 minutes, you will NOT see the full picture though

If you were handsome/beautiful.

No matter what cards you got in life. Maybe you have rich parents who let you do what you want. Maybe you are a natural born savant and excel in school. Maybe you are an adult with a decent paying job and a good work/life balance. In the end, if you are ugly or even just mediocre looking, you probably don't even know how much your missing out on.

Objectively speaking the type of person who uses a website like this is probably not anything above a 4/10. The most beautiful of you may be mediocre at best. Some of you are fat, some of you are lanky. You probably have long hair, unshaven faces, and wear glasses. It's just... sad.

I am the exception. And although I cannot, due to the contents of Heyuri, ever show my face, I can assure you I am quite beautiful.

Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Heyuri soon
I gotta LOL before the day begins
Before my mother starts worrying about me not having friends
About to post and damn near went blind
Young anons on /b/ throwing up gang signs
Looked through my folders, and posted some loli
Saged the thread while calling out their folly
Broke the rules, and the mods did see
Just as I thought they tried to ban me
Jumped on the VPN, and changed my IP
I got them in every muthafuckin' country

Remember, kids!!!

Mods ALWAYS have the final say!

All aboard the MYa-Nee train.

I made this and i am proud of it are you?

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what’s this format of meme called （ ´,_ゝ`）

where can i find this classick?

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I made this in commemoration of him and his music. It made me smile

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Are you gonna play the new loli action-adventure game /b/?

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LOL THIS PLANT IS SICK

His personality and tastes line up with the average Heyuri user. He was a carefree anything-goes guy who loved to have fun and be debauched, and he liked joking about it too.

Plus, he was known to browse imageboards

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'An amendment tabled to parliament will make possessing fictional incest manga punishable up to 5 years in prison, both for holding or distributing.'

i have the urge to edit a bulge and flat chest on this image

Finishing 3 separate lab papers at 5am and learning for 2 entrance tests for the morning and preparing for an exam in 2 days - because heyuri is more important

think i will get ladys with this cool, awzum bike?

during one of my lectures today, this gif randomly came to mind, so I figured I’d share it

Epstein shrine found in cambodia

photos from inside healthy and sick noses ^_^

whats your favorite american konbini? me personally i have no skin in this game for i live in the west coast.

This cat is a fat poster

gema was Jeffery Epstein all along!

For that much of klout how should your content quality or quantity be, esp these days?

ATTENTION, ATTENTION,
from here on out, porkchop is copy righted, so hachikuji cant use it anymore ( ´ω`)

i wish i was her

what are you scared of?

anon I think you're the best!
yes I'm talking to YOU! not the other anons reading, but YOU in particular ヽ(´∇`)ノ

:tehegg:

heyuri Istanbul hamam meetup ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Who the fuck would want to do all that boring shit?

I FEEL SO ALIVE ヽ(´∇`)ノ
COME TAKE ME FROM BEHIND ヽ(´∇`)ノ

When im done masturbating i always feel disgusted with myself, and whenever im not horny i think masturbation is such a disgusting thing. Is there anyway i can stop thinking like this..? its really bothering.

Oh god I'm talking to a 14 year old boy online and he seems to really admire me... How do I resist? He's such a cutie...

Are there any Christian heyurians?

look at this NERD, reading BOOKS! (´∇`)σ

Alysa Liu was conceived via in-vitro fertilization (IVF) using her father Arthur Liu's sperm and an anonymous egg donor (who was Caucasian/white).
She was carried and born via gestational surrogacy (a surrogate mother with no genetic relation to her).
Her father, a single parent an extremely wealthy Chinese political immigrant, intentionally chose Caucasian egg donors for his five children (including Alysa and her siblings who are also coincidentally girls) to promote what he described as "benefiting" from a "diverse gene pool"

Arthur Liu is a single man who paid exorbitant amounts of money for the creation of multiple female children.

In the united states a person can pay for the full process of IVF with egg donation and gestational surrogacy as a single intended parent. This is fully legal in the state of california. And has occurred as early as 1990. The process is given the term assisted reproductive technology (ART). And has allowed for selection of genetic traits as well as gender.

There are no ethical obligations requiring clinics to provide or to refuse non-medical sex selection.


Base gestational surrogacy such as surrogate compensation, agency, legal document creation fees, insurance, expenses. Embryo creation, transfers, meds, monitoring. Egg donation compensation, agency, retrieval cycle, more legal fees for contract negotiations, psychological screening, travel, contingencies like lost wages or C-section bonuses for the surrogate, Runs $140,000–$350,000 per child based on average estimates.

Dessert is ready!

Punishment? Judgment from God?

Shota level is approaching supercritical!! Quick, post lolis to even it out!!! D-Don't forget that you love lolis the most, r-right /b/!?

Check out my translation of a manga

only k00l kids use teh Heyuri

Is anyone else really nostalgic for early 2024?

God damn, this is some good mayonnaise

Whu happened to MP1 and MP2?

me dreaming of 30-something asian hags

jeffrey epstein had to be a real vocaloid fan if he had his own shota shota island

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=bnboUSu0QWg

It's every man's dream to have a little girl inside of them

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FUCK YOU I AM CAT.

zOMG heyuri is bach!

Slurp!

a wild Siesta appears!

waitan for heyuri to load!

uoooh you will show heyuri your PENIS uooooh

postin'!

server-chan is falling asleep!

post coffee to keep her awaek!!!

Where can you buy an ANIME-style silicone doll that's actually made in Japan?

ヽ(´∇`)ノ

post epic ojisans

Mysterious grey eyes
Speak of mischief
Not quite green, not quite blue
Not the eyes of a woman
Nor the eyes of a girl

what movies has /b/ been watching
i'm watching fellini satyricon because giton is just so cute

Gelbooru's down! Oh noo! I can't live without this site!
> Origin is unreachable Error code 523
https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/gelbooru.com.html

Another one bites the dust （ ´,_ゝ`）

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funny cat threda

If this post gets 20 Yeah's I will post a picture of my little sisters (age redacted for legal reasons) tits

I found it while searching her phone when she wasn't looking 4 years ago and sent it to myself then deleted the message.

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i just got a porcelain doll, and shes beautiful( ´ω`)
she has blond curly hair and pretty blue eyes and a pretty blue dress!
the problem is, i dont know what to name her..and i need ideas, serious names only!ヽ(`Д´)ノ

should i preorder this doll?

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

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ZE PEIPA

LOL! He showed up to the nude beach with CLOTHES ON!

i was going to animate this, it would have been a very short but also cute animation about iruyeh, one so cute it would have made you all fall in love and accept her in the heyuri ranks

unfortunately I lack the skill （ ´,_ゝ`）

New poster. Whaddya think? (ﾟー｀)

Anyone who can draw the cool s properly wins 1 free internet (・∀・)

ive been thinking about just disappearing. maybe moving to a new state in a mid sized city. use cash and fake names. take under the table jobs and live in apart. unfortunately its harder than ever to get away from the prying eyes of big brother with digitized records and AI surveillance and all that

Worship this creature!

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Who summoned me again nyu?

I shall usher in over 9000 years of warnings nyu

I am your god now, nyu

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Prepare your popcorn porkchop!

ATTENTION CITIZEN!

in case you missed the GIANT FUCKING RED TEXT, the animu stream is in 2 hours.

SO I BETTER SEE YOUR ASS THERE AND I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY EXCUSES OR I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS

kbai

dismissed

oldest touhou meme evar? not unrelated, lol…

It's a lovingly that tells stories with love, youjouu that is of a key, right? Something from which is heart

Let's talk in any language besides english. You're native one is fine

e aí galera, tudo bem? ( ´ω`) meu nome é franciscyllohin （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

Is being capable of getting an erection important to you emotionally? I just watched a documentary about erectile dysfunction and how the guy is mentally hurt. I wonder whether this is the same with anons here.

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do you like foam? doesn't matter what kind of foam, what matters is that it's warm and soft and bubbly.

(FURRY FOAMED IN HELL FOR THIS YIFF)

"Son! I hope you're cooking up your future quite nicely!"
"Do add some spice to that side project of yours you told me about a while back!"

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat my wife ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

*sniiiiff*

How do i plan reflection refraction translucency on this pic, or any other similarly. basically the values, but, more complexly

Also how to, keyframe, inbetwen animation as correctly, to physics, maybe in simplest ways, like those of cartoons (batman tas etc) and everything from limbs tandem, cycles, idles, even characterizations and blending two motions idk.
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also maximizing it to, maybe 6 digit traffics.

i broke my pen0r (;´Д`)

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat SuperTuxKart's story mode on the hardest difficulty.

Turned out to be more challenging than i expected. As a result, my skillz have have become much better now. Waha-san, I am ready for a rematch

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

What pattern of panties do you think Luka Megurine should wear? I think either red hearts on white or white on red.

WE NEED TO MAKE THIS IMAGEBOARD MORE POPULAR
here are some steps we as heyfags can use
1 post heyuri crap on 4chan.org so therefore we can gain users
2 make more fags

WTF

wonder what kind of bird this

hey uri
long time no gay

put yer files in meh!

How long is your refractory period? I just went from cumming to jerking full speed in around 5 minutes (not super accurate because I didn't think to time it until after I had started rubbing my PENIS again, so the only starting time I had to go off of was the timestamp of the last edit my fap spreadsheet).

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I want to be smarter and i want to be able to learn things but i have difficulty. I pay attention to the best of my abilities but often times my thoughts get to loud or its like the information doesnt process in my brain, or everything i learn slips out my brain somehow..i dont know what to do.

I had a dream last night that I was using heyuri last night. In this dream, there existed a special feature. You could invite another user to participate. There were two panes. On the top, there was a live chat to communicate with the other person, and below, was the shared window. This is where the activity took place. In my dream, it was programming; but I suppose it could be anything else with text, or even drawing.

It could be competitive or cooperative. I suppose in the competitive mode it might be a good idea to have two separate windows for each user and not one that both can edit. I believe also in my dream that others could view it and post to the chat but not edit the shared window.

hello heyuri
where i can find some .psd files of old anime cg artists?
and if someone has them could you share plz?

HELL YEAH!

I didn't freak out like that again until kuz died!

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REB…

THERE’S A

OVER HERE..

Is netorare the only thing even Heyurians won't touch? Why is it so popular in Japan?

Argentina, 2015. 27 year old man was killed by his lover, a 38 year old married woman. They had an affair and the younger man eventually had threatened to reveal their illicit relationship to her husband, if she would refuse to "loan" him big sums of money. The 38 year old woman owned a high profit jewelry store. To safeguard her money and family life she instead decided to kill her lover during sex "game". By suggesting they try something kinky new. A strangling game in the midst of intercourse. And then instead of stopping strangling him after he had passed out, on purpose continued to strangle her passed out lover with all the strength she had, using a leather belt. Doing it for a few minutes, to make sure he was really dead and would not just wake up later.

Her husband was away from the house during this time on a business trip in another country.

After strangling him she had first tried to stuck him in the large suitcase. So to take his corpse out of the house in a very discreet way. And taking it to large municipal garbage site so to dump it there amongst the piles of garbage bags. But his head would not go all the way inside the suitcase. So she then rolled the suitcase with his body inside it into her bathroom and decided to saw/cut his head off in there.

Getting a folding saw, a large serrated bread knife, gas mask with goggles, thick commercial rubber gloves, black plastic sheeting and a few large bottles of commercial corrosive chemicals (all those belonging to her husband because of his line of work). To try and see if perhaps she could dissolve some parts of his body in the bathtub and thus reducing the weight of the suitcase, for when she would have to lift it up so to place it in her jeep's trunk. And then went to the garage to get her car ready and to get a few other things she thought she could use for her intended plan.

But before she could start her sister had showed up unannounced. She had keys to the house and after no one had answered the door (her sister being in the garage at that time), had entered the house. And after going through the house looking for her sister, had decided to check the bathroom (since she saw a light there, behind a closed door).

And after knocking a few times and getting no reply, had opened the door. Discovering to her horror a naked below the waist strangled young man in the suitcase, with his stuck out head pressed hard against a toilet seat and all that body disposal paraphernalia next to him. And immediately calling the police.

Have you ever gotten tired of a song you always liked when it came back into the mainstream?

I've listened to speedycake's ウッーウッーウマウマ(゜∀゜) Speed アルバム for well over fifteen years after hearing the caramelldansen remix (like everyone else did) and didn't stop listening to it because I liked the music. "Caramelldansen" came back around 2018 for the first nostalgia-wave and I thought that was pretty cool, then it stuck around for a long time. Everyone doing a simple version of the dance, the song being played in various videos and IRL situations, et cetera. This picture is from an event that happened last month...

Now I'm really tired of hearing a song that I used to like, a song where I was one of a few people in the world currently listening to it at a given moment. The exclusivity isn't everything, but it being everywhere definitely changed something for me.

leave offerings here ｍ（_ _）ｍ

get old, drink alcohol, but the joy will stay around ( ´ω`)

The overboard is too ghey

post cool pics only.

a wild e-hipster appears!

he uses... "Complain that his favorite animu is popular!" .

Your turn!

World's largest bucket of Waha(s)

after searching for a while in google street view, I've found a place in Oklahoma City that kinda doesn't looks like it completely suxx! (*^ーﾟ)b https://maps.app.goo.gl/7c9zSgMeMFNer52D9

a bottle of hand sanitizer a day keep da brian... aawaaai... fehwhwhhw ....(´￢`)

I've been playing a bunch of NES and Famicom games lately.
I haven't played many NES games for a very long time, and I was avoiding the machine for a while since I thought a lot of the games wouldn't hold up, although I guess that was a dumb thought since the NES library aligns heavily with my pick-up-and-play arcade sensibilities.

Here's what I've been playing:

* 3-D WorldRunner (USA)
reasonably fun, but the sections where you can't control your movement speed suck dick
a lot of the game feels a little bit slapped together like they weren't sure what to do with the engine they had made, which is probably literally true
it is absolutely the first 3D platformer

* Attack Animal Gakuen (Japan)
cute space harrier clone that suffers from not shooting directly into the screen from the character's position like in space harrier itself (a sin that the famicom release of space harrier itself also has)
she instead shoots directly along the Z axis so it's much harder to actually hit anything
she changes her outfit every level, which is quite nice

* F-1 Race (Japan)
it's just a reasonably good Pole Position clone
played this on a famiclone when I was younger so I didn't know it never came out in the US
why the fuck didn't it come out in the US anyway, it's just good

* Kidou Senshi Z Gundam - Hot Scramble (Japan) (Final Version)
it's like Star Luster but with all the complicated bits removed
hunt down up to 9 enemy mobile suits in each level and blow their asses up
maybe a little bit easy, I've made it to the "mission clear" screen like thrice now, although I haven't survived very far past in the (randomly generated?) levels past that point, maybe like 2 levels past there
this version didn't pass its playtest with the kids very well apparently, so they changed it into the game below and released this as a limited run promotion
I'm 90% sure this is a reasonably complete prototype they released as a bonus
it needs a little bit of extra polish to be a great game, but it's good

* Kidou Senshi Z Gundam - Hot Scramble (Japan)
it's very different from the above, apparently the nipponese children weren't really gelling with the gameplay of the "Final Version"
massively simplified, no hunting down mobile suits, it's a straight-forward rail shooter now (levels do have more than 9 enemy mobile suits now at least)
has these really slapped-together side-scrolling bits with a really lame boss core you have to shoot that reflects a spray of bullets back when you hit it
just a much worse game than the above, and it's a total shame
it isn't bad, but it could have been so much better (and literally was)

* Kirby's Adventure (USA)
what a fantastic game, seriously
I don't remember there being quite this much slowdown, but I think the last time I played it was the 3DS release, overwriting any memories of how it actually ran

* Metro-Cross (Japan)
fairly decent (but much uglier) port of the arcade game

* Pooyan (Japan)
part of me likes this version more than the arcade release, but maybe that's because I played this specific one as a kid on a famiclone

* Seicross (USA)
had this as a kid on my NES and was fucking terrible at it, I don't think I ever made it to the second level back then
it's honestly pretty fun now that I'm not 7 anymore lmao

* Shatterhand (USA)
fucking love this game so much
not much else to say, you go around and fucking punch the shit out of everything
you can punch bullets out of the air lmao

* Slalom (USA)
played this on a famiclone as a kid
reasonably fun

* Star Luster (Japan)
hunt down enemies as they try to attack planets and bases
vaguely like what Star Fox 2 is, but way earlier, and not nearly as in-depth
arguably a little too complicated for its own good (and it isn't very complicated)

* Super Mario Bros. (World)
it's Mario 1, it's great
nothing else to say

* Trog! (USA)
not a great port of the arcade game
not the worst, but it's just kind of ugly and feels wrong
it's weird how you can punch fast enough that you stop moving completely too


also there were a few games which I copied into the folder and haven't played
(at least, not recently, since I've played every one of these games before)
* Mega Man (USA)
* Mega Man 2 (USA)
* Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA)
* Super Mario Bros. 3 (USA)
* Mach Rider (Japan, USA)
* Rad Racer (USA)
instead of going through the entire no-intro set one-by-one (pure torture), I've just copied games I like and games that seemed interesting

Have you been playing anything for the NES lately?

indexing my meme/animu archive over 78.000 images (⊙_⊙) with CLIP search so that I don't have to waste my time searching for a specific image to post. just describing the image is enough to be found. VLMs are fucking magic

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how da heck do i do it are proxys banned heyanons
help me just trying to stay anonymous.

ONE.... AAAAAAAAARRRGHHH... phew... TWO..... UUUUUUUUUUU... THR-

Teach how to draw upside down (as In it must be the same) also how to plan, display, the refractions, reflections of the objects, translucencies, plan, all through values, shapes. Shapes would be the hardest. I ve seen books and they are unfortunately, properly lacking and disinterested. So I hope you not, do this thread any less.

eye for eye,
for .
That's how we roll at ayashii...

would u risk it?

The goal of this thread is simple: we try to one-up each other with strange porn.
Find a porn video that's weirder than the last. Remember, if the genre of porn seems like something that can make your average Heyurizen ejaculate (essentially anything that is 2D and of eastern origin), it's not weird enough.

Slllllrrrp

Your fortune: You have aids

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buzzzzzzzzzzz

why hello there.

I make this face when it turns out bathtub is too hot

hiii (i'm new to this site)

Did you ever use omegle much back in the day? Did you ever have any interesting experiences? I did.

WHERE'S THE FUCKIN SHIT BATH

fear not, for teh yakult man is here!

Chona Kilat mocking the cock and giving it a poor rating. Chona can be mean to the cock when she is not satisfied.
Looking for torrent collection.

local japanese gurl realy hates the stinky family

Hello.
Since I don’t have game, I was wondering:

what are the best AI websites/apps to talk dirty with?

not looking for dating advice, already accepted my fate
just need something that doesn’t ghost me after 3 messages

How do you draw upside down correctly?!? I can't rotate my brain... Come on....
>Another
In a scene, how does reflection, refraction, translucency are practiced or planned before hand? I know the science like angle of incidence equals to the other,so on so on but this do not, quite have the big example in any book, or... How do I , where do I get one, to know correctly?!?!

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Foot.

I am 5 foot 3. I've not grown an inch for years. Is there any point in living as a 5 foot 3 male

I'm saying this as a tall guy myself. There's research to show that this pairing correlates with easier childbirths and healthier children: intuitively, because the feotus is going to be relatively less cramped in the womb, and get a healthy surplus of resources from the mother.

In the future, I hope that the only women who have to give birth are tall girls with an pregnancy fetish, and ideally we'll use short-guy sperm from a spermbank.

gonna kill myself

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Well, fellas...
I just had an interesting idea. So I remembered something I toyed with a few years ago, this online card creator where you can design a fake ID card and have it shipped to your house: https://www.idcreator.com/badge-maker/card-designer

Naturally this popped in my head when I was browsing danbooru and saw this image while searching the ugly_bastard tag.

HOWEVER, I also thought maybe it'd be cool to design our own ID cards, credit cards, whatever - maybe we can make an ojisan membership card and I can ship a copy to everybody who wants it?

>sigh
How would one estimate keyframe image(or lineart) of an animation sequence so the animation(cycle sequences) are real, correct or accordingly. Like linear equation, tandem motions whatevers. Maybe like(for) stop motion's decision making whatever's. Seems like, the only way to be correct, anyway. By context too.

POGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGO

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Nyo, bitches

Enjoy! Totally legal ass.

reminder that we'll play Super Tux Kart tomorrow at 15:00 UTC
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20260214T15&p0=%3A&msg=STK&font=sanserif&csz=1

refer to >>172504 for creating an account

When the time comes, go to Online -> Global Networking -> Find server -> search for 'heyuri!' and join it

Ha

Does anyone else like ttrpgs? and if so, ya got any recommendations?

MYON MYON MYON

Rare Heyuri screen. Rarity: 0.1%

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

they gave the grammy award to a nigger music this year again

What would you do in this situation?

fuck, marry, kill?

How do I live my life alone, knowing that a girl will never take a huge steaming dump on my face?

Honestly I'm not even a scatfag, I'm just saying. I want that bond with someone. A girl I trust so much that I can share that kind of secret with. A girl I love so much that she can do that and I wouldn't even throw up, because I love her too much to be disgusted.

True love is getting shit on.

QUICK COLLECT TEH VOMIT!!!!!!

i tried to draw heyuritan as a cupid..(;´Д`)

1020 - 2030

RIP

People on tiktok are some of the most insufferable people i have ever met.. They have ruined every game and anime i have ever liked.. Tiktok will truly be the downfall of the internet.
SCREW YOU, TIKTOK PEOPLE!

i feel like watching a movie so lets watch a movie to night.
its only 33 mins long..
https://myanimelist.net/anime/5554/Eguchi_Hisashi_no_Nantoka_Narudesho

>Viewer-be-warned, some sketches have not aged well and would be found extremely offensive due to racism, sexual depravity, and homophobia.
SO ITS GOTTA BE GOOD


here is the time it starts. it will be on
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?hour=20&p0=24&msg=heyuri+popup+movie&font=sanserif
8pm texas time. yeehaw

will be live here: https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream

HOW CAN I HAVE SEX IF I AM A TURBO AUTISTIC FAT RETARD????????????

write an valentine's card for your special heyurizens

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First off, I'll say I have a big family

I have 3 sisters and 1 brother. My brother is the oldest and moved out for college when I was a kid, so I was mostly raised with my 3 sisters. My father was almost always away at work for long periods of time, and it wasn't uncommon for me to see him only once a week and just for a few hours.

This was further compounded by a few strange coincidences in my life. Firstly, that I live in a small town, where there are two primary and two middle schools. For each of them, one is a public school, and the other is a private boys-only sports/youth organization academy type thing.

This meant that due to the youth academy taking roughly half the boys, that the small primary and middle school was like, 75% girls. It was a running joke... and the class graduation photos are all mostly girls.

I was a very timid young boy, and afraid of sports. So I went to the public schools. I never made many friends. My only friend was a girl of my age in primary school, who was kind of tomboyish.

So at home I had only sisters and a mother, at school there was mostly girls, my only friend was a girl. As a young boy, I typically would go days with only interacting with girls, aside from the bus driver and my father once a weekend. (The teachers were also all girls except the PE teacher, but this is common everywhere)

I feel as though this has a major effect on my psychology and made me a weak and sensitive person, as I lacked male influences in my life

valentine's day celebration threads

h-happy valentines day anon-kun... dont get the wrong idea these are giri chocco! theyre giri chocco!!

t-take this!

herez ur chocolate

What’s the officially-unofficial method of playing Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. Emphasis on officially… *wink*

heyuri has votes now?

HAPPEH VALENTIES DAY

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i smell love in teh air

Why was every anime in the 2000s like this?

So apparently someone made a live version of "There's a nigger in the moon"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y

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