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i read some guides on wikihow and decided to try and make my office crush like me. I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine
she was like "oh sure ahaha" and so i went to it and got her a peanut butter cracker, i handed it to her and she said thanks. i was burning with embarrassment and after that i just left

What the fuck. I'm so stupid and awkward. I can't even face her again after this pathetic attempt :cry:

What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?
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No.189907 [Report] +
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I'm actually wincing just typing this. Maybe I'm the one making it bad. But I've been thinking about it ever since then

A fucking peanut butter cracker...
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No.189910 [Report] Yeah x5
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This makes me think of those autistic people who take social skills classes and start opening conversations with "So, do you like chocolate milk?"
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No.189917 [Report] +
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start sexually harassing her, that way she'll know you definitely like her
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No.189921 [Report] +
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I was about to post a lengthy reply on how to romance but then i remembered i have 0 experience in romance (;´Д`)
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No.189925 [Report] +
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Just bee urself. 😝
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No.189928 [Report] +
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>What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?
rape her
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Grab the bitch by the hair throw her down on the ground rip off her panties and shove your dick inside
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No.189943 [Report] +
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you loitered around her desk, bought her a snack, and ran away after? i would be scared.... why not maybe start a conversation next time
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No.189946 [Report] +
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Dating is mock grooming
And foreplay is immitation molestation
And marriage cerimonies immitate arranged marriages
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No.189948 [Report] +
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Bitches love peanut butter crackers. Give a bitch a peanut butter cracker and she'll practically beg to suck your dig.

You didn't go far enough. Bring her two next time
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No.189955 [Report] +
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buy her another one and make it to a inside joke.
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No.189956 [Report] +
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I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine

Oh god...
Feel so bad for women
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No.189957 [Report] +
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woman quit her job - years go by and OP still waiting, waiting wiht a peanut butter cracker in his skeleton hand.
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No.189966 [Report] Yeah x4
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.189973 [Report] Yeah x5
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>woman quit her job - years go by and OP still waiting, waiting wiht a peanut butter cracker in his skeleton hand.
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No.189977 [Report] +
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OISHI PINATSUBATA ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
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No.190040 [Report] +
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:dark: I bet OP is fat and smells bad...
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>marriage cerimonies immitate arranged marriages
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No.190193 [Report] +
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itt anon has a girl bwhahahahaha
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