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Your fortune: Irredeemable |
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![]() Hey guys can you recommend some other forums which are not dead but also not mainstream, mainly tech and anime related...
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![]() On my place of employment's computers, without authorization I continue to download the Snowflake extension. This extension was designed by the Tor Project, and it creates a WebRTC proxy in your web browser to serve as a bridge for users where Tor is heavily blocked. The best part is to install the extension, most of the time you don't even need admin privileges and you can configure it to run even when the browser is closed with the click of a button. Am I a good or bad person for doing this?
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![]() Haiku image prompt challenge! ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
![]() Post any image
Next poster writes a haiku About that image |
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![]() I'm from the Midwest and apparently Salt Lake City is the shit. Everyone that I talk to who has visited this place has had glowing reviews. Apparently its supposed to be a growing tech hub as well, some of the more annoying people I know like to call it "Silicon Slopes".
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![]() Most Embarrassing Accidental Deaths
![]() 27 year old young man. Streaming from his profile on LiveJasmin. Was doing it while wearing a CONDOM. Likely so he would not soil his clothes with his cum. But had passed out while doing it and got strangled to death. Original stream of his dead body continued for another 23 minutes. Before the viewers were able to contact the admins there reporting his death and the stream was finally cut off.
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![]() I’m not a bad man. But in certain situations, I have to ask myself: ‘What would a bad man do?'
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![]() doesnt pussy just smell like unwashed dick? at least thats mu scarce experience. whats up with all the fish comments? ( ´,_ゝ`)
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![]() hey do you know a good sfm booru where loli isn't perceived as a biological threat
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![]() Very Unique Murder Case
![]() Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.
Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's PENIS. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home. But police got suspicious, since the dead body was still relatively fresh, with not more than 30 minutes at most since the time of death (with the skin already acquiring its yellowish tone, but the "blood pooling" only barely forming in the inner part of his thighs). And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him. On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s PENIS also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection. Corpse’s pushed out tongue also indicates that it was a very slow strangulation death, while the victim was in the passed out state. Taking almost 10 minutes for his heartbeat to stop beating (since it was rather a strangulation, with body in sitting down position, as oppose to full body suspension hanging death). His partner was regularly checking the victim’s pulse and calling the emergency services only after he did not detect any heartbeat. Which he had testified as taking almost 10 minutes of wait time. |
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![]() I love onee-shota, but it makes me cry...
![]() every time I finish getting off to onee-shota I start crying after because I remember I will never have this kind of gentle love and affection
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![]() what do you guys use as messengers? i tried out simplex chat recently and i liked the fact that it doesnt require phone number to register and you can create fake names in the groups youre in to prevent getting tracked by cross referencing your username in different groups. despite all this it was pretty buggy at least in my Kali Linux VM and my friend who was using it on Windows said it was laggy for him too. I'm looking into hosting my own XMPP server
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![]() It's May 25th and that means it's Heyuri Day! Congrats Heyuri-chan!
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![]() I need to vacuum my room but I'm too lazy to do it. Someone do it for me.
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![]() How can i make sure the government isnt implanting spy hardware into my laptop when im away from home? i found a few guides online detailing how you can use stickers that break on peel and nail polish in order to ensure that your hardware hasn't been tampered with
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![]() MUST EAT BORGAR
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![]() Are you being watched?
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![]() pov: kaguya
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![]() Happy Birthday Heyuri, here is your gift
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![]() How do i stop worrying all the time and yukkuri it easy?
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![]() Food thread
![]() Does anyone feel like sharing their ideas for easy simple meals for autists/shut-ins/neets?
I'll start: "I don't have a name for this" You need: 1 pack of microwave instant rice 1 can of tuna, in liquid or sauce of your choice 1 can of tomatoes, diced or crushed in can To do: Microwave rice as instructed, or to desired taste Pour out heated rice into empty plate Empty cans of tuna and tomatoes onto pile of rice Stir in tuna and tomato into rice as desired Place plate of mixture in microwave for 1-2 additional minutes Notes: You can substitute tuna and tomatoes for any canned variant of meat and vegetables. I prefer tuna and tomatoes for their price and low salt and fats (you can swap for sardines or salmon to reduce mercury intake, if you're worried about that). If desired, try substituting high salt or nitrite-rich canned foods with other options. This meal takes advantage of the long shelf lives of canned food and instant rice to provide a quick, convenient and hearty meal, though may cause a small increase in microplastic consumption. "Ghetto grilled cheese" You need: Sliced bread Cheese, sliced, grated or in blocks Paper towels A toaster oven To do: Retrieve two or more slices of bread Place cheese in between slices of bread, forming a typical cheese sandwich Wrap sandwich in paper towel Place on empty plate, then place plate in toaster oven Set oven temperature to a maximum of 170C or 380F (Do not exceed 190C or 420F!) Heat for 5-10 minutes, or longer if desired and attended to Carefully remove from oven and unwrap for eating Notes: This method avoids cleaning needed with grilled cheeses made using skillets. You can simply dispose of the spent paper towel once finished. It is important that the temperature maximum is not exceeded, to avoid spontaneous combustion of paper near 220C or 450F. I haven't tried this, but you might be able to use an air fryer instead of a toaster oven. You can also butter the slices before wrapping to impart additional flavoring after cooking. |
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![]() I have nicknamed my Goldeen, Goldean!
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![]() Japan is banning skirts for police women.
Soon skirts in schools will be banned too (now they are "optional" in most places.) Soon they will probably get rid of randoseru too. I can't take it anymore. Why do they have to ruin the few good things left in the world |
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![]() An Elf of African descent... Would you?
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![]() What's up heyuri I'm at the museum
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![]() LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() where art thou, Iraqi Heyurizens??
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![]() ONE MOAR WAHA
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![]() Weird fetishes
![]() Idk if anyone here has autism, im assuming theres a few cuz im autistic myself. Ive always wondered why autistic people have super weird fetishes like furry inflation porn or something, like where does it come from? Also if u guys have any weird fetishes lemme know because im pretty bored rite nao
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![]() Heyuri is saved from the lulz killers...
![]() IT'S TIME TO DANCE!!!
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![]() ![]() Yeah it's wonderful but... Hey! You should be wearing sunscreen, else you'll get a burn! |
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![]() We're back!
Chocolate, for all of you!! |
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![]() i'm going to miss heyuri dot net
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![]() An hour ago my professor asked me whether I am an autist after maths. This is it.
Anyone had something similar happen? Is politeness, being reasonably reserved and doing my own reading autism? ヽ(`Д´)ノ |
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![]() ONE MOAR PARTY HARD FOR TEH DOT NET!!!!!!
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![]() I haven't been here in awhile but I still love you guys.
Hopefully everything will be okay. ( ´,_ゝ`) |
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![]() i loev j00 heyuri.net o7
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![]() This... this is very omnious to me!! (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
It feels like... something bad's bound to happen, now... (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`) ![]() |
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![]() I think i laughed a little too hard at 4chan... (´~`)
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![]() I need a little sister to care for.
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![]() Herro heyurians! I was watching a movie and for some reason started thinking about heyuri (i dont know why) but anyways, i have a question, purely out of curiosity, do you guys thing youll ever like, find a gf/ wiaf? Or do you guys plan to just jerk off over lolis your whole life, cuz thats what it seems most of you guys do
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![]() I miss being a NEET. ( ´,_ゝ`)
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![]() Adding a link to Heyuri to a "guide for lolicons"
![]() Hello Heyuri anons,
I maintain a document I call the "guide to the cunnyverse" that is meant to help people who are new to enjoying lolicon find communities to share content with and discuss their mutual interest. Part of that guide is a section on altchans/imageboards which have boards for sharing loli. A friend of mine recently recommended Heyuri to include on the guide, and looking through /l/ and the site and board rules here, it seems like a good choice. I'd like some feedback from all of you, however. Specifically: 1. Would you mind receiving the occasional traffic from new users who might be interested in posting on /l/ (and maybe other boards as they see interest in it) 2. Is the following a good description for the site? * [Heyuri](https://www.heyuri.net): An imageboard with a semi-active loli board at /l/, and an interface reminiscent of an older version of 4chan (including using "noko" in an email field to return to the thread after posting). They seem fine with most legal content, but special attention should be made to global rules 6 through 8. Certain posting styles and thread types that are common on other altchans are considered cancer on Heyuri. Some users may enjoy this form of content curation, while others may prefer a more free speech centric website. Provided I don't receive significant pushback on this, I would like to add this to my guide, which I have occasionally dropped in /b/ loli threads and other lolicon spaces. I think it gets shared around through word of mouth sometimes too.[/heyuri] |
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![]() Why do a bunch of Japanese girls go for western guys even though (Northeast) asians are cute, mostly dont twink-death, they become educated husbands that can cook and work as a real couple and never lose their sense of humor? Also they are very hentai and neoteny turns some into quasi-eternal shotas
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![]() lvl 69 Neko guard - protection it's treasure.
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![]() Sometimes eating this way is good for autists like me (and you)
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![]() I found an ancient(by heyuri standards) meme in my meme folder. question is it dates back to january 2021 but I wasn't in heyuri until 2023. so how did it en up on my folder
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![]() Hey bro! You gonna help us come pull?
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![]() so once or twice a week is considered healthy? what an arbitrary rule
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![]() there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania
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![]() New hot ride... this sends more shivers down spines than the planes!
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![]() Did you ever watch any late night shows? i was born a bit too late to experience the peak of late night popularity in the 90s but I remember watching Conan O'Brien with my grandpa and thinking it was pretty funny
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![]() Next Sunday, I have to give a talk in church about the verse John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another". What should I say?
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![]() loli luv 2 kill!
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[making other os tans so stay tuned] |
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![]() So /b/, have you ordered your Switch 2 yet?
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![]() These are teh people I imagine I'm posting with here. ^-^
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![]() WTF I JUST SAW A LITTLE GIRL PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH NO PANTS ON!!!
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![]() I recently started using Kdenlive after Da Vinci Resolve kept causing my video's audio to stutter and I'm surprised at how nice Kdenlive is on Windows. The only time I've ever heard Kdenlive used is on Linux based systems so I was worried the Windows version would be shitty.
What video editor do you use? |
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![]() For only 20k in crypto or rubles you can get a new identity and live the rest of your days as an Armenian citizen!
Is it worth? |
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![]() I PUKED SHIT! ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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![]() i keep getting errors when compiling a shader, i have no idea why ( ´,_ゝ`)
this is all from a tutorial in https://learnopengl.com/Getting-started/Hello-Triangle i just tried to clean it up a little by creating a function to compile shaders instead of putting them all in main()
i feel like i'm maybe making mistakes with pointers but i checked what *src in getCompileResult points to and it's exactly the source i declared the opengl documentation says: >GL_INVALID_VALUE is generated if shader is not a value generated by OpenGL. >GL_INVALID_VALUE is generated if maxLength is less than 0. it cant be the second because i passed nullptr to glShaderSource which means it knows the string is null terminated, but idk what "shader is not a value generated by OpenGL" means any help? |
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![]() AI SETSUMEI CHANNEL
![]() Hi Heyuri
I thought of making a public-property type of channel using AI voices explaining hard things clearly, and whatever curious or worth sharing things I decide to put there. CHOICE OF CHARACTERS I want to use Zundamon and Kiritan because Kiritan is a cute slacker and Zundamon is the explanation default character but besides that - they match each other. Kiritan would listen and question while Zundamon explains and answers her. It would be somewhat a dialogue thanks to this. Kiritan would be a medium for me to insert questions people will possibly raise. TACHIE I am deciding on standing pictures right now. https://seiga.nicovideo.jp/user/illust/20132633 I want to borrow Kiritan and Zundamon from this page, but I think they are too distracting for an explanation channel despite being very cute - I attached his Kiritan in the thread picture. I am thinking on the classic sakamoto Zundamon from here https://seiga.nicovideo.jp/seiga/im10788496 But he has no Kiritan, so I need to pick something from out of set and the best Kiritan in my opinion is this https://ux.getuploader.com/kiritannpo/download/7 VOICES They only speak japanese so I need to overcome it. I already picked a Zundamon model but there seems to be no reliable Kiritan AI that I could just import. My software of choice would be RVC. https://github.com/RVC-Project/Retrieval-based-Voice-Conversion-WebUI/blob/main/ I have not played around with it but it looks promising. If I don't find a cool Kiritan model I will just train it myself. ANIMATION Its going to be standard YMM4. But I don't want to animate mouth movement to fit the sound in real time. I have an idea of what I should do but it looks to be the most boring and tiring part of it all. I need to learn to animate in YMM properly and well, learn all functionalities and mods too. IDEA I would want to make a channel that explains everything in a way that is impossible to misunderstand, explanations that are so full and clear that it is hard to ask a question in the comments. I will submit contents of my script to my professors to spot stuff I missed or if I myself turn out to be too shallow - to realize it and learn more before making anything. I will ask at least a couple of proffessors to review it. Then I will also ask around other students on what is the most annoying part of the topic or what was the most confusing and unclear - to get these Kiritan FAQ inserts. Then I will try to teach like 2 people who do not know anything about the topic with the proto-script to get their newb questions to cover any other imaginable question. I will list every source, I will make QR codes appearing on the screen so that if the video gets reposted meaning that links from the discription would not be included, but QR codes would still force links to work. Topics will be mostly technical uni subjects that have not been explained well yet - entire semesters, and probably deeper maths but explained well, english language (because I know it and our teachers will never teach you to understand and speak it), philosophy (because I have been infected with buddhism virus and I need an excuse to infect everyone with it) and also japanese (because kanji is fun), independence/self help (because self sustainability is wise) and computers (because I like computers). I would possibly touch law and culture too here and there. Channel language would be fully polish. I will try very hard to keep myself out of the videos, keep out my views and opinions. I would probably not respond to viewers unless it is a question regarding the video. All the sources would be listed, QR codes and redirect links would ensure accessibility and ease of access to sources no matter how reposted it becomes (if it gets any views at all), videos will be public property. I plan to either release a perfect and complete video or not release at all - until it gets good, neat and complete enough. No schedule and no goals, random releases of random topics. I had some experience with YMM so it is just a matter of time until I get good at it. |
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![]() My wife Chino
![]() Bismil-Waha arrahman arraheem
![]() Asalamo aleikum, fellow mujahideen of the Lolislamic State! ![]() May Waha bless our jihad to establish a global Kaguyaphate! And thanks for reading my blog. ![]() WAHA ACKBAAAAAARRRR!!!! ![]() ![]() (USER HAS BEEN LISTED AS A WANTED INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST FOR THIS POST) ![]() |
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![]() I want to be a cute girl. I don't have any problems with my gender or anything, but it is something that I wish for from time to time. (´~`)
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![]() do you like hiking in the snow or hot summer more?
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![]() caturday special
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![]() spilt it on my hands
![]() i didnt totaly spill the jar like last time. it just has now gotten to the point where i cant tilt the jar some to make cummings in it easy. what i fucked up doing this time is when cumming i tilted and it split on my hand and i was freaking out. i cleab uo and sealed it but my hand is now posind, i had a dog bitching to get inti my room and the dog came in smelt it and fucking threw up on the floor next to it. it was fuckrf all around, here is pic of dog puke and jar
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![]() https://www.kindgirls.com/video-archive.php
i found a cool website with nude girls. no pen0rs in sight. maybe someone else wants to switch to softer porn... |
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![]() https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-guro-gurochan.207119/
![]() I was looking for gurochan and found this thread on kiwifarms. Looks like the basement vigilantes tried to dox kaguya at some point
![]() >kaguya's existence itself is problematic, because there was a bunch of shit going on the other site he owns: kereste.moe. This website intended to be the 4chan kinda image board but in Turkish, but all the degenerates in Turkey are at the website. There was even a case where some retard decapitated a girl, cut her limbs and shared a photo of the body at that website, then jumped from the high place he was and died in the stupidest way possible Can I see that picture...? ![]() |
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![]() CONTRACT
Me, QB, will make you wake up tomorrow in a loli body and let you live in it for one day (24 hours + 0 minutes) after which I will put you back in body you were in at the time of signing. In exchange you will become my slave for the rest of your human life in my Cayman Islands quarry at QB Stone Interdimensional Inc. You also agree to become my slave and property each time your reincarnate after I manage to find your soul again (it takes me 2 minutes) until you complete human life 10000 times. If you get reborn as a man you will be used for physical labor until you die, starting at age 9. If you get reborn as a woman you will be used to produce more slaves for me until you die, starting at age 9. Sign below. |
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![]() ☠ 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 ☣
Threat Level Low: I browse the Darknet. Nothing I do is criminal. If you're not doing anything criminal, Tor on Windows or Linux is fine for what you're doing. Gmail and Facefuck are your Email and Chat clients. Threat Level Casual Buyer: I buy drugs for my own consumption. LE isn't actively looking for me. Tails booted from a USB or a Whonix running in a VM are suitable for the Markets. Check the Chat & Email tab on the banner for options. Threat-level Crime: Fraudsters, Carders, and Assorted Other Gangsters who need specialized software, run target-provided software, or connect via remote desktop to perform illicit activities. Residential proxies and VPNs are often required. Threat Level Reseller: I buy drugs for resale on the street. I use insecure apps to communicate with my customers and don't use PGP. Tails booted from a USB or a Whonix running in a VM are suitable for the Markets. A Pixel phone running GrapheneOS is the best choice for secure communication with your street customers. The OS Install Guide is on the banner. VPNs are recommended Threat Level High: I'm a Drug Vendor. LE is interested in tracking me down. You need a Whonix VM running on a standard Linux host. Stick to the chat apps and Email Hosts recommended in the Chat & Email link on the banner. Always use PGP encryption for sensitive data. Either connect from random WiFi:s or connect from home via a proxy-chain to Tor. Threat Level: Highest: I'm a Market Admin, or I'm a large-scale Vendor. LE would love to catch me. They would get their name in the paper I asked a trusted source who must remain anonymous, and he told me I can not tell you anything. |
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![]() AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HARUHI IS ATTACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() these are pretty funny, we should do something similar methinks
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![]() Don't be sad buddy, ardently. Of course. You know. Tomorrow, death comes.
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![]() Lysandre from Pokemon X/Y was motivated by the idea that the universe is naturally beautiful and that humans squeeze out the beauty from it through things like destruction of nature, privatization of historical landmarks, etc. In order to stop humans from continuing to destroy the beautiful Kalos region he set up Team Flare to develop a weapon to destroy the world. The buy-in being a few million dollars was to lure rich people (the ones who benefit from squeezing the beauty from nature the most) to the team so when the weapon actually gets deployed, Lysandre can personally make sure that it gets used on them too. After this, the world will be free of humans and Pokemon will be free to live in harmony with nature once again
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![]() The Failed Darknet That Was Doomed From The Start
A darknet is an encrypted or hidden network or area within the internet that requires special software or techniques in order to access. While they are usually created with the intention of offering free speech, circumventing content bans, and protecting journalists and whistleblowers, they attract every kind of criminal and malicious actor due to their location concealing and anonymization capabilities. They are also wealth-building attractions, as they open up new vectors of earning money online, and enable other people who generally have difficulty earning money, such as minors and felons, to have more financial opportunities without government oversight. The overwhelming majority of people who get busted as a result of engaging in illegal activities on darknets are the result of user error; they made mistakes or had faulty OPSEC which led to their arrests. It is rarely the anonymizing software which protects them that fails. But sometimes, it does indeed happen. While Tor and i2p have stood the test of time as being secure and anonymous networks as they have had minimal de-anonymizing exploits, the same cannot be said for all darknets. Particularily Freenet (now known as Hyphanet), which has many flaws and experienced a plethora of exploits that can deanonymize users. There are very good reasons as to why Freenet was never a big name in darknet culture and in the realm of online drug trafficking. Freenet was created in the year 2000 with the intention of providing a peer-to-peer free speech and file sharing platform that is both anonymous and resistant to censorship. Much like other anonymity-centered networks, all user traffic through Freenet is encrypted and routed through a series of nodes. However, unlike Tor and i2p, every computer connected to the Freenet network acts as a node in some way, which enables the storing and transmission of encrypted data to and from other users on the network, which means that data can remain accessible when particular nodes become inaccessible (particularily those belong to users who initially uploaded the data). Website on the network are called “freesites”. It offers three modes of connection: “opennet”, “darknet”, and “mixed”. When using opennet, the default mode in Freenet, users connect to arbitrary nodes on the network, whereas users connect only to selected nodes they trust in darknet mode. Mixed mode is where users connect to both random and trusted nodes. Freenet uses hashes as keys, which are used to verify the integrity and authenticity of data on the network, identifying and retrieving data, and to protect the anonymity of users and publishers. While Freenet shares some similarities to Tor and i2p, it has several flaws in its design and virtually no advantages over those two networks whatsoever. Since every node on the network is treated as a peer, it is highly susceptible to Sybil attacks, where a a malicious actor sets up as many nodes as they desire to manipulate the network, gain disproportionate control over its resources, and potentially deanonymize its users. Tor and other anonymizing networks aren’t entirely immune to Sybil attacks, but Freenet’s design, which requires every computer to act as a node in some way, and its relatively small user base make it far more prone to this type of attack compared to other networks. All computers on the opennet have encrypted data from other users stored on them to make it accessible to other users, which presents another issue as innocent users can have highly illegal content stored on their PCs that is fully encrypted, and they may never be aware of it. Using hashes as keys opens up more vulnerabilities; dictionary attacks (an attacker can try to guess the key by iterating through all possible combinations of characters until they find the correct key), lack semantic closeness (there is no notion of semantic closeness when speaking of key closeness, making it difficult for users to find related content or navigate the network effectively), potential for collisions (SHA-256 might be strong hash function, but there is still a possibility of collisions, where two different inputs produce the same output, which can lead to confusion and potential security issues, as users may accidentally access or decrypt the wrong content), and difficulty managing keys (users must ensure that their keys are not shared with unauthorized parties, which can be difficult because users must know the keys to access content). Furthermore, there have been vulnerabilities found in its underlying software which have been patched, though the team has a history of not announcing the vulnerabilities to make users aware of them so they can protect themselves, but quietly patching them instead, demonstrating a lack of transparency from the developers. And law enforcement agencies have claimed that they run a series of Freenet nodes |
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![]() Is this AI image? What is the context?
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4457.png |
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![]() Why are there so few community driven porn sites now? Is everything hidden behind paywalls? Motherless sucks, and at least 80% of the porn on ThisVid is private.
I know some of you boys have private FTP servers. Be kind and direct me to a few, yah? |
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![]() Has anyone here every used a *BSD OS for daily driving or a server?
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![]() ruel 1: it has to be your picture !!!
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![]() 4chan leak in case anyone hasnt gotten it yet
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![]() I can make my waifus real with teh power of photo editing!
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![]() You love utauloids just as much as their paid counterpart... right?
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![]() while you were wasting your time online, I beat Mother 3
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![]() Bestiality videos unexpectedly have a high concentration of females
Maybe this particular one was written by a horny guy, but here is a comment from a pig porn video I felt the need to repost on Heyuri: I am a 46 year old French woman and I have just watched several videos about lovemaking with a breeding pig. It’s both beautiful to see, very interesting and exciting. I congratulate these women who do it and make us want to have these inseminations. See these sexes penetrate by oscillating some very long …. Sexes, given their length, must go into the VAGINA to the depths of our uterus. Sperm must enter our ovaries without making us feel like pregnant. And this enormous quantity of hot spermatic fluid must fill our entire insides and want to keep it in our womb for a long time. I really want it and if the opportunity arises I will do it. |
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![]() Does anyone know the name of this uniform?
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![]() love... is beautiful...
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![]() After easter there was a decorative sugar cock that remained
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![]() This portrait of John, Duke of Lauderdale, was commissioned in 1740 by the Right Honorable Earl of Drysart and purchased by my Uncle at an auction based solely on how old it is. My Aunt wouldn’t let him hang it up in the house, so it sat in his basement for years until it was given to me last night, provided I hang it over my desk.
There is no longer a Duke of Lauderdale, historically it was an Earldom which was converted to a Duchy during the Cromwellian wars and reverted back afterwards. John up there was the only one to hold the title. And with that I declare Big General Re-established. Standard Forum rules apply, don’t treat it like a chatroom, try to keep your posts to once a day. I turn over policing to my colleague Ffish, Lord of Broodington and Marquis de GD. |
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![]() Mimi-chan BREASTS
![]() MIMI-CHAN, PLEASE. I JUST WANT TO FONDLE YOUR BREASTS. JUST A LITTLE. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() has anyone here used airgeddon before for wifi pentesting? if so, how easy is it to program your own captive portal? everyone in the youtube tutorials just uses the default one asking for the WIFI password with the green background
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![]() I am watching a comedy show the joke are soo bad but I keep laughing at them.
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![]() I already miss the golden week UI
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![]() aside from bloodborne, the order 1886, knack and killzone shadow fall what ps4 games can I play
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![]() If I picked up a girl in this car I would be confident it would be ending with sucky sucky
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