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Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

Hello /b/. I’m planning to create a website inspired by Japanese imageboards like Futaba Channel. Could you share some similar sites I could reference while developing it?

i went on lolicore.net (thru archive.org because the website is always breaking down) and the hoster of the webiste (i think) linked this cd to it, the label as some of my favourite artist's albums!!!! some really cool stuff.......

https://kinpatsukinpatsu.bandcamp.com/merch/heyuri-dont-stop-the-music-album-cd-r

WAHA Appreciation Thread!

Look at this a eye garbage!!!

Teh mongler has has been resurrected

if u see this thread u are TRAPPED by teh Mongler

Only good fortunes can save u from c0ck mongling

What will we do when the british come to heyuri instead and call us paedoyuris ?

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Do short people still exist, i've never met any teenager/young adult under 175cm tall

-.-

>>１のブログにも書いてあったが、youtubeからジェニー動画全て消されたようで。

エキサイト翻訳＋α↓
昨日、MLaaTRと他のヴァイアコム/ニコロデオンカートゥーンは何日も前に
youtube.com から取り外されました。
両方の会社が合意に達しませんでした。
したがって、ヴァイアコムはyoutubeのサイトからすべての内容を取り除くと決めました。
これはウェブのMLaaTRのためのグレーの、そして、暗い日です。

Do you cum chinese style ?

Hello Heyuri!

I was a player of League of Legends for some time (jokes aside) and I had a girlish playstyle because that is how people who introduced me to it would first teach me and I enjoyed it. Picking characters that were popular among girls, popular positions among girls, in-game skins that girls liked. So half a year ago I went and changed my name to something a girl would call herself.

Soon enough people were mistaking me for an actual girl without me even typing anything that would hint at it. I thought of it as hilarious but played along. It led to some interesting interactions. I typically get male attention once every three or four games. If you respond to them positively once they often lock onto you.

I first used to decline their affection because I don't want them to waste time seeking a wife online. I will present chat logs for the specific purpose of sharing how girls are treated in 2025. This thread is more of a documentary/resources than mocking or catfishing.

I only decided to truly catfish today but I have not prepared anything deep in terms of pure catfishing. Therefore I will post chat logs of how they react to girls and translations where applicable. I will expand on this thread if I get more material ready.

Moderating heyuri is a very serious job, it requires mental acuity and sharp reflexes, that's why I believe Heyuri moderators should be well educated and intelligent and I will put them to the test right now with picrel

1-800 contacts? They dont have my brand; I have special eyes...

so we still using this site or is it dead to Heyuri

Uh! My body trembles in pain. This is my reward for all the services I have rendered to this cruel two-legged friend. Today is my last day, this is my last consolation! After a life full of hardship, pain and hardship, after enduring heavy burdens, falling blows with sticks, chains and curses from passers-by, I say goodbye to this terrible life.

This is Shemiran Street. Due to my owner's carelessness, my legs were crushed in a car accident today. That's why I'm in this state. After hitting me with a car and saying stupid things, they dragged my injured body to the side of the road and left me there alone. I guess they forgot they could still use my horseshoes. I guess they've given up hope on me.

Will they bring me food on time? No... I have to die in great pain and hunger because I'm no longer of any use to them.

Uh! The pain is getting worse and blood is still streaming from my wounds. What a monster this human race is, dominating us, filling our lives with disgrace, shame, pain and sorrow, violating our natural, sincere and kind feelings, constantly injuring our bodies and making our lives unpleasant and miserable! From the outside it looks like us; In the end he too dies, like us. In this respect there is no difference between us; but he whips us as if we were made of wood and stone because we have no feelings. If He could feel pain, He would be merciful to us.

These torture devices that people use are not natural. They made them themselves. Since so-called “animal protection associations” were founded in Europe and the United States to defend the rights of animals, special laws have occasionally been passed to protect the rights of animals and to put an end to the cruel and unjust treatment of animals by humans . Could these monsters be the same ones linked to these associations? Impossible! If they were the same, their hearts wouldn't be made of stone.

Naturalists do not see much difference between them and us and consider themselves the head of mammals. But Descartes, one of the most famous philosophers, believed he had proven that animals were nothing more than moving machines. In other words, with the advantage of technology, it is possible to produce animals mechanically. Other philosophers who did not follow this stupid idea opposed it. Among them, Schopenhauer defended us. He argued that the basic principle of morality is to have compassion not only for one's own species but also for other animals; In his Book of Morals he also partially explained our emotions and our intelligence. Another said that some mothers find it amusing to see their children tearing off a bird's head or injuring a dog or cat while playing. This is the root of evil, the basis of oppression and crime. In fact, the injustice inflicted on us is due to the fact that some mothers raise their children incorrectly.

What a shame! We have no language and that is the reason for our misery. Only Aristotle discovered the truth of our lives. It is said, “Man is a talking animal.” Since humans can speak, we fall prey to the enthusiasm and pampering of a group of greedy and selfish monsters. Why didn't people follow these philosophers? It is quite clear that people's intentions are based on their personal benefit. This is especially true of the muleteers, who are all followers of Descartes and treat us as if we were inanimate objects. Having compassion for animals is an idea that developed primarily in the East. Furthermore, all prophets forbade cruelty to animals. Educated people, sages, writers on spiritual values and even poets are uniting around the issue of animal rights.

For example, Hakim Firdevs, may God give peace to his soul, says: “Do not torture the ant that carries seeds on its back, for this creature is alive and life is sweet for it.”

But all these words did not lead to any result, since there was no law that would prevent and limit the cruelty, the boundless greed of people. If my legs were crushed in the West, they wouldn't inflict this absurd pain on me or put me to sleep! Uh! Save me from pain and hunger! I wish I had the freedom to live freely among animals of my kind in the meadows in a good climate and to die on the day that my fate determines. But now I'm dying hungry and desperate in captivity. This is the terrible result of the life of a mute animal enslaved by this two-legged creature. I must burn in the fire they have lit. Uh! I've run out of patience...! People are the murderers of the oppressed. Why don't they take untamed and wild animals and use them? The only sin of us pets is that we are harmless and cannot get our daily food.

The world becomes darker and blurrier before my eyes. My body is becoming weaker and weaker due to hunger. I can hear someone's footsteps. Maybe it's my owner who feels sorry for my misfortune and brings me food. No. It was a child, he threw stones at me and ran away.

What a monster this humanity is, filling our lives with pain and suffering! The sooner I die, the sooner I can take revenge on this cruel tyrant with eternal justice.

It's cool to be a christian

rape is good

I just bought Battlefield 6 time for bunny sniping

are meido allowed to drink?

Happy (late) Colobus day! Everyone!

Since when were you under the impression that I wasn't using Kyouka Suigetsu.

Ah........?

test

:3

zOMG I posted teh AI art!!1!111!!one

SOMEONE CALL TEH POLICE! (;ﾟДﾟ)

Hello?
Wait, can you hear me?

Hey /b/, probably a terrible idea, what if we did something like this? https://youtu.be/9hW8-Sv0yUs?si=xwAFoIuaWEhyVccA

Youtube is down, where am I gonna watch my loli asmr now???

What is your favourite jrpg?
I am gonna try out trails in the sky chapter 1. SOmeone also recommended me Tengai Makyo.
Literally the only jrpg I've played is an atelier game; atelier Ayesha, which was actually pritty good.

happy hagfish day heyuri! maybe heyuri is like the hagfish and people just need to look past the hideous exterior of pathetic lolicons to see how truly evolved we are as a site!

In short: dad's friend who was raising money at her shop for the town's new public use medical equipment lost keys to the box with money and she did not want to just break the box because it is wasteful and asked him what to do.

He said I possibly could open it and asked whether I would want to check it out. I came and after 15 minutes of struggling as an amateur lockpicker with no experience I opened teh lock at last and everyone was happy

Make happiness to teh world! I was happy too

RAN RAN RUU

how do i force myself to just go take a shower? i havent taken a proper, complete shower in a few months

Rate my setup.

Thoughts?

What would /b/ do in this situation?

i miss old mmd videos...(´￢`)

I woke up, had lunch, jerked off, and I've already ran out of things I wanna do for the day

My bunkasai exhibition is complete
though can't tell I'm very satisfied with it for reasons I can't help...

How is yours going?

Study Desk

Bocchi teh butt!

polsko

rape is bad

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i lack willpower. i can't focus on anything beyond a few hours in a day or two. how do i fix this

hello
i would like to create my own AI chatbot from scratch and train it on heyuri posts, but i dont know where to even start
the most that i get by searching online is people telling me to use existing models to do this and that, but i want to make everything from scratch (everything!!!) and most importantly I want it to run locally on my computer, the problem is that i dont know anything about the topic
if you have knowledge or resources that I can look up that could help me please share them here even if it's just to tell me i'm a fool for even thinking of doing something like this and that i should gently place my cheek on the rails and yell "here comes the train!" mere seconds before my death at the young age of 45

please observe the interesting image i have uploaded to entice you to reply to the thread

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons

how is flying in russia? i assume aviation in russia is long past the aeroflot deathtrap planes, but i am interested in how the service is on the airlines there. ive only ever flown 1 russian made jet (sukhoi superjet with interjet to mexico city before they went bust) so im interested in how the other russian planes are like. ive never been to russia and will likely never go due to the travel ban/im too poor.

What is she saying?

If you are looking for a horror story that proves just how bad the new "iPad kid" is and how much worse it is going to get, this is it.

I was raised in a neighborhood where there was not a single other kid. Nobody was my age, so I was already pretty isolated. My parents gave me an iPad the year it came out (I think I was around 4-6) and since then I was hooked. I got addicted to youtube and would spend entire days watching mindless content. Throughout my entire childhood, I never played any sports, never had any real hobbies, and rarely even went outside. I just stayed inside at a time in my life when I should have been running around with other kids socializing. Youtube and videogames. That was it. There were times when I was interested in picking up a real hobby. I wanted to play basketball at some point. Another time, I got interested in parkour and wanted to do that. Later, I got interested in martial arts. I saw all kinds of videos where I watched people do these things. I wanted to start.

My parents never let me do them. It was too much of a hassle to drive me to a place where I can do something in the real world. It was easier to just leave me with my iPad, being overstimulated in my little room.

I never developed any real social skills. I am horribly myopic and basically blind without my glasses. It feels like my whole childhood went by in just the blink of an eye when I try to remember it, because nothing ever really happened. I was first exposed to porn at 11 and was immediately addicted. This porn addiction stayed with me for years afterward. At the age of 14, I stumbled into various political extremist communities and was radicalized, leading me to espouse their views. I was pulled into all kinds of dark extremism without even knowing it.

When I went into high school, I could not connect with anybody. I couldn't even keep a basic conversation going. I could not make any friends, because I was simply incapable. I could not comprehend the concept of being social or establishing friendships. During my entire 4 years of high school, I made a total of 2 friends. I watched everybody else around me socialize and it would sometimes make me cry, because I did not know how to interact with people and create real connections like everybody else. Whenever I talked to people, they seemed repulsed by me, because I had no understanding of social norms or proper mannerisms. I would unintentionally push everybody away. I felt robbed of my teenage years.

To this day, I feel like I am still dealing with the consequences. I have since kicked the ideology I was brainwashed into believing in by assholes online. My social skills have improved drastically, but I still have other issues that I am working through. I feel like I might be damaged in all kinds of other ways that I am not even aware of yet. It angers me knowing that I could have had a real childhood, real connections, and real experiences. I still resent my parents for being so complacent, leaving me in my room for the internet to raise me and turn me into a cave dwelling freak.

Heyuri! I'm RICH!!!!

I just made 130 $$$

What should I buy?

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Is gooey here?

I'm a huge sucker for hime cutz (´￢`)

if you were an airline pilot and unhappy with your life would you consider suicide by pilot? (intentionally crashing your plane)

What a beautiful photograph.

About a year back I found a site with funny pokemon cards with user submitted images.
https://www.mypokecard.com/en/Card-Gallery

I've recently looked through more of the pages and found it to be quite strange. I've learned the following:
-This site is old. Not Usenet or Google old, but the earliest submitted entry appears around 2007.
-New entries are still being posted to the site to this day. I've seen entries with dates 2008-2025.
-There's a version of the site in French, Japanese and Polish. Each appears to have a different set of images.
-There doesn't appear to be a lot of coverage of this website on the internet. The only things I've found are a few reddit threads.

Looking through the gallery feels like a time capsule of internet cultural evolution, and even history in general. I'm not going to spoil it much since it's better to see it first-hand. I also don't think it's been raided after all these years, yet there's been constant activity (and someone maintaining server costs) over that time period. This site feels weird. Do you remember using it in the 2010s?

Fair warning if you're visiting the site: the infrastructure appears to be quite fragile. Flipping through the pages for 2 minutes straight throws an SQL error, and I had to wait a minute before continuing.

Here are some of funny images I've found looking through it. Feel free to post anymore that you've found on the site!

i been busy watching japanese movies, which one should i watch? Today I saw One Million Yen Girl

FUUKA BOOBZ

Karen weeb.

I HAET RICH PEOPLE all these tiktok and pinterest girls with money take all the figures ive wanted, and ive noticed a lot of times they dont even know the characters and just buy it because its cute and matches their aesthetic

Hello "heyuri" website.
I am Serbian.
Tell me, what is this site, who uses this? Purpose?

Поздрав.

What did you eat yesterday and poop out today?

Why was Superman such a maniac back in the day?

which touhou character has the best feet?

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who ralataes

Let's talk about the most important aspect of fiction
POWER LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did you eat today? (´～` )

It's been a while, hasn't it?
Y'know, I never talk to people on XMPP that often.
For anyone who's willing to add me, my addresses are:
manjaruntu@disroot.org (primary),
tsubo-d@blah.im (secondary),
tsubosama@xmpp.jp (tertiary).
If you've already have any one of the three addresses in your contacts list, feel free to message me if you'd like.
If you're willing to add me, go right ahead. Pick any one of my three addresses that works best for you.
I'm fine with any topic.
I'll try my best to reply to any IM in a consistent way, just so I can be more social in case.

i dont really know where to put this but im in a good mood, so

i used to browse a lot of imageboards back then but i had an itch that none of them scratched like this one.
every time i come to browse this place it feels so genuine
this place has felt like home ever since i got here
please continue to be heyuri (^_^)

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are burn scars moe?

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1- go to https://futabaforest.net/index.htm?sm=1&words=AI%E5%8B%95%E7%94%BB
2- click any thread
3- find a funny/interesting/erotic video
4- post it here

oh noes she's teh drunk!

Photos of a store in Akihabara focused on junior idols, circa 2009.

Damn, that gurl is GAZING at that 's ASS

You all spend all your time jerking off and talking bout japanese cartoons. Time to learn some cool stuff instead.

What is sexual reproduction?
Sexual reproduction is a means or propagation that came about because it has the advantage of genetic variation; where as an asexual species just clones it self, sexual species combine their genes, most genes are inactive in a specimen, and so offspring not only has a random mix of the two parents genes but also genes that their great great grandparents might have had and combinations of genes that no other specimen has had. In sexual species this genetic variation allows adaptation to different environments or changing environmental conditions (the speed of this adaption is set by the average lifespan and average age of reproduction of the species). For instance adaption to northern climates by humans led to decrease in melanin in the skin due to genetic variation and the specimens with less melanin surviving more often (because deficiency in vitamin D weakens immune system), this is called evolution. Darwin gave the more classic example of birds that are forced to a new island due to an eruption, and on the new island the seeds are slightly bigger, this means that the birds born with larger beaks survive more and over a few generations all specimens have larger beaks. This is an example of how genetic variation drives adaption to new environments and it is why sexual species are so common compared to asexual species.

What are angiosperms and gymnosperms?
Gymnosperms are the older form of tree, they reproduce by opening pine cones and the seeds gets spread by the wind to female pine cones that are inseminated by it. Angiosperms are a lot younger and came about during the Cretaceous (the latter period of the dinosaur era which is called the Mesozoic). Angiosperms are flowering plants, they produce a flower which has sugar on it (nectar), an insect eats the nectar and in the process has pollen rubbed on them by the Stamen if it is a male flower, when they go to eat the nectar of a female flower from another specimen of the same species of plant, they get the pollen on the female flowers Stigma, the flower will then turn into a fruit, the fruit is eaten by a mammal or an avian which then moves on and defecates out the seeds within the fruit, the seeds then grow into a new plant using the defecation as fertiliser.

What is Fungi?
Fungi are an order of life alongside plants, animals, and bacteria. They usually live in the soil or inside plants and they propogate with spores. You are likely breathing in fungus spores now. If you bake some bread and immediately rush to put it in an airtight container, it will still go moldy. The mold was not in the wheat, it simpyl is in the air everywhere all the time and so the spores got on it when you took the bread out of the oven!
Fungi eat decaying plant matter, parasitize plants, or make mutual exchanges with plants. The majority of plant specimens have a mutual relation with a fungi, in that the fungi gives the plant phosphorus and other nutrients and in exchange the plant gives the fungus carbohydrates. What does fungi look like you ask? Fungi is most often seen as what is called Mycelium, mycelium are branching strands called hyphae that look like fine white roots that spread in the soil or perhaps under bark, anywhere it won't dessicate, some families of fungi make frutiing bodies which we know as mushrooms, toadstools, and truffels. These are the result of reproduction between two fungi species which reproduce by fusing their hyphae, the fruting body then grows and spread the spores. Many species of fungi including mold are capable of asexual reproduction also. Fungi is at least as old as vascular plants and likely older in aquatic species.

What are primates?
Primates are a group of mammals that evolved to have dexterous hands to peel fruit, unfortunately this adaptation has led them to be able to "masturbate", many species of primates have nearly went extinct since they just masturbate all day instead of reproducing, nature has had to make the female of the species extremely horny compared to other species in order to force the males to reproduce with them (epic win).

For anyone interested in geology and life history I recommend this series of lectures:
https://www.youtube.com/@historicalgeologywithdr.ch9083/playlists

you shouldn't fuck potato

I came back from UK! I bought a Usahana plush toy at BABW and she speaks... with Putata's voice

(credits to pryanik)

I love this guys boss theme.

I've always wondered, what time zone is Heyuri in? It never matches up to mine when I post (EST).
Is there some setting so I can make it my timezone?

brain fuck!

im hungryyyyghh

for halloween I'll dress up as necrofag! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Has anyone palyed Kamidori alchemy meister? I am tryin to install it but I get un error

Oh ma gawd!

Monero in 2025 by a NEWB for NEWBZ!

Using Retoswap (Also known as Haveno) - you do not need anything else.
It might look like a lot, but it feels natural once you install it and check it out.
If you do not care enough to use it - just read the bold text for a general idea and what to watch out for.

Retoswap/Haveno is a fork of Bisq. If you are familiar with Bisq - you also know how Retoswap will work.

HARD presents, Heyuri-style backlinks on 2chan!

Add to your userscripts and try out: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4887.js

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Introducing chiyo stapler!!!1!11!!

now you can staple shit while looking at chiyo's crying face! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

buy now for $0.00 at your nearest heyuri

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

wait, is 40% of my dick length hidden inside my body?UNFAIR!N

36,500 americans in the Korean war so that k-pop could exist. Rember that everytime you are enjoying your precious BTS

even lolis are stronger than u.

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

mewwy kissmast or... something.

tomorrow i will reveal teh most epic thing ever.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

My wife left me ヽ(´∇`)ノ

In the thread where I played pokemon red someone brought up the idea of making a pokemon game. This thread is simply to discuss that idea. Personally I think all double battles is a good idea.

So, Sanae Kochiya Takaichi just got elected president of LDP and will prolly be teh first girl PM of Nippon. What's your take on this? Is this a good thing or nah? She's rather conservative and hard on migration, so that means less in Nippon, but she also wants to ban yuri and yaoi, so...

When Yuno poses like this .. I want to sniff her butthole.

i cut my life into pieces, this is my last escape~

Top Russian general had sex with a MALE dressed up as a FEMALE (;´Д`)

The news is massively talking about this

l€tᛋᛋ all write in maoi$$t SStandard engliSSh!

https://maosite.neocities.org/

are cloudgaming g00d today?

How teh fuck was I supposed to know!?!?!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ

goodnight heyuri ( ´ω`)

by "us", i mean the lolicons, the fujos, the queers, the schizos and autistics and faggots. we're constantly told to go to therapy so we can become acceptable to society. it's society itself that is unnaceptable! the straight white guys running it are crazy, but their craziness is everywhere so nobody points out how strange it is. never feel ashamed of what you are, heyuri, even if it hurts.

NOOOOOO I WAN NA STAYYYYYY

I thought it was a joke

CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

open this video
press screenshot buttan
find out your lucky color of today☆

mmmmmm.... i think i see a muscle girl in the distance.... (´￢`)

today we will be miserable

Post photos and videos that cannot be explained by science.

Junku is bad ass

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HhO1raSVfBA
THE POWER OF HEYURI FLOWS IN MY VEINS YOU MR.FAGGOT WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF DA LULZ WARRIOR. YOUR BIG SISTER BETTER PREPARE HER ANUS RAR.

Heyuri Plays pokemon Red.

One down 5 to go.

Is math for niggers?

Here's the next guy checking the Cascade Badge.

Ohayo, howz everynyans day

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

gordon slenderman...

everynyan, roll a 15d6 ITT and we see who can get the highest sum!

how to roll: Put "dice15d6=" in the comment field
moar info: >>157648

P.S you can also tell if someone's a CHEATER if the red text doesn't show "This is a dice roll" when hovering over it

Mutual assistance thread?

Im a raver!

I love stimulants! O H Y E A H

test

hi first time here!!! also you all are so fucking old!!!!! hahahaha!!!!

el chupacabra!!

Life

I have kidnapped Heyuri-tan
If this thread doesn't reach at least 20 replies i will kill her

flat chests will save the world

My 12 year old son came to me (dad) really embarrassed yesterday and said he wet the bed. I said okay and that we could strip the bed and put it in the washing machine. It didn’t look like a pee spot to me though so I asked “you sure you peed?”

He starts crying a little bit and says “no this white stuff came out.” Oh boy. We’ve had a version of “the talk” but I kept it high level and did not cover wet dreams. I asked him if he knew what it was and he said “the stuff to make babies with I guess. I forget the word.” I said yeah but went into detail more about wet dreams and things with proper terminology.

He says “I just want it to stop. It’s like hard all the time and I can’t get it to go away and it’s so annoying and now I’m making this mess which is gross and I just want it all to stop I hate it.” He’s still partially crying.

I say “have you ever heard of [the m word]?” He says “I don’t know. Like kinda.” I say “well some people find touching or rubbing themselves down there feels really good and it can help relieve some tension and may make wet dreams less frequent since the stuff comes out another way. But everyone is different. It’s normal and safe in moderation. But it is a private activity. You should keep it to yourself.”

He said “I like kinda did that but nothing came out. Maybe I can try again.” I just said that was a private decision and up to him. I’ve never cringed so hard in my life but I tried to stay calm.

Today he comes to me and says “sorry about yesterday. Thanks for not freaking out on me. I guess I should’ve known all that.” I told him he had nothing to be sorry about and he was fine. He said “can we pretend that like that never happened?” I chuckled and said sure. He gave me a quick hug and ran away.

Forgot to feed my garloids this morning

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describe this image using one word only ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

IS IT GAY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH AN HERMAPHRODITE?

No face is moe

necrofag is a FAGGOT and ignored my invitation for him to play hang man.

so let's have a game ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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is gelbooru running sum kind of crypto miner if you leave your PC unattended? This isn't the first time

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat Silksong.

What was your reaction when charlie kirk was kill?

DESTROY!!!

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Make computahs look liek this again!

But with more memorie and better screeen

Could anyone tell where I can buy a girlfriend?

And now after crushing Brocks gym trainer we're now about to challenge the leader himself.

Watch the used office computer market this month

Win10 EOL is here and a lot of corporate offices are just shucking all of their old computers if Microsoft tells them they are incompatible

Literally pallets upon pallets of optiplexes and thinkcentres will enter the used market soon

Cheap work computers, homelabs, the uses are many!

It's my birthday today. Leave your presents below

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How should we expand KAGUYAS GLORIUS SULTANATE

when i first found the website, i immediately fell in love with some of the features that other imageboards didnt have and the general userbase

truly the place to be

Another month, another look at the vomit cup
Hello /b/, and welcome, to another edition of the IVU! Now, last time I had expressed interest in adding another one of my sister's bodily fluids to the brew. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do that. We'll have to wait and see if that pan's out some other time. But, the vomit on its own is mutating. There are tons of fragmented chunks that look like they're getting... bigger.
As some of you may have guessed, before I snap a picture of the cup, I always place it over my nose and masturbate. Today I lasted about a minute, but immediately after I set the cup down, I got pretty woozy, and my throat got extremely sore. It's been about 30 minutes since I put the cup back, and I'm still feeling the soreness.
Maybe it's just fall allergies
Until next time, /b/. バハハイ～

I can't find the stream

https://yutura.net/news/archives/136846

GLORY, GLORY MAN. UNITED!

64 BIT

Fellas... I...

I...
I-i...

I LOVE RETARDS!

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What f*cking freak at Ubuntu thought it was a good idea to make middle mouse button an paste shortcut?

I dont like that at all... i use middle mouse button all the time for auto scroll!

I got stood up by a girl... again

it's raping time (・∀・)

Ran is so adorable that I have an urge to slap her directly in her face! Foxes are so adorable

I CANT WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its my favorite holiday
wat will you be doing?? ヽ(´∇`)ノ

tranqfent or krokodil whats worse

An immediate procurement order for 300 severed pig and horse heads has been sent from Heyuri's headquarters

We are still trying to figure out why

lanza needed an ar-15 and had to go after little kids in order to even come close to his score. he did this with 2 pistols too didnt even need a fancy ass ar or shotgun.

Guise... Halloween is next month

i wish i could be loved, but alas i was born as a short, ugly, balding filipino instead of a tall and handsome japanese schoolboy （ ´,_ゝ`）

It's early in this game (only basic mechanics implemented) but I need epic muzak.
This will be HEYURI themed. Featuring Iruyeh-tan as the antagonist.
Everything is random right now, but I will insert sprites next, and hand-craft 5 stages with some story dialogue. Maybe an endless mode?

But the music needs to be epic if we want an epic heyuri saga of gaems to be spawned here, so I need your help.

Give me your muscic!!2

I FUCKING HATE CANADIAN SCHOOLS! THEY GROOM KIDS INTO BEING GAY AND THEY BANNED 4CHAN!!! I HAVE TO USE THIS RETARDED SITE INSTEAD OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS

sometimes u just gotta milk teh cow

Heyuri, what's your favourite movie?

ive had my phone for like fourish years (for reference it was bought for me, i didnt get it myself) its liek an iphone 12 and it will barely charge anymore, it went from 21 percent to 14 ON THE CHARGER, its so slow, and it overheats so bad. i hate apple so much. one of these days my phone is going to explode

What are you doing today/tonight Heyurizens?

Me? I'm masturbating! And drinking plenty of water