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what is the concept for april fool's this time?

AMIRE ME! BOW TO ME! I AM YOUR NEW QUEEN!

All hail the queen

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Just found out a hater blog I kinda liked is gone ;_;
It was an anti-davekat blog, which... I actually like davekat but idk I liked their blog. Looks like someone sniped their username and just left it as an empty blog? Man...

Honestly I was thinking about telling them about heyuri, idk if they're contrarian enough to use this site, but??

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What's with all the name posters? is this an april 1st thing?

Sasazuka, go stand in the hall

It got deleted from niconico...

You ever eaten cat food?

i have

yeah

how do I keep my trip after April 1st is over?

1. Rabi~en~Rose
2. Rabbi-en-rose
3. Rabi~en~Rose's huge boobs
4. Rabi~en~Rose's cute bunny ears
5. Rabi~en~Rose's pussy

(continue the list)

Anonymice keep driving,
This is a tripcode neighbourhood

nyuhao mothafuka

BOW DOWN

Post kogal

I am the real Ayanami Rei

words are for suckers

lets write a story... ONE LETTER AT A TIME

STARTING LETTER: I

WHERE IS UR GOD NOW?

do you have any tattoos? are you planning on getting any soon?

555 lurkers GET

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WA BAM! WA BAM! WA BAM!

This is my squirtle squad. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

are you hungry?

Aaaaah.. showers are so nice ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Your soul.... give it to me.... NOW

I tried to apply for a job as a teacher at an all girls academy and got rejected. The only position they would hire me for is custodian. I may be desperate, but I'm not going to go clean toilets for minimum wage

wash ur friggin peepee it stinky

i was watching a documentary about western sex tourism in cambodia. the brothel owners bring out a selection of girls for you (pic related is the girls), they are like 30$ per girl. for a few hundred bucks you could rent a harem

https://youtu.be/e1bhlDWT_EQ?t=316

Anyone else in bed?

dude is still handsome even with frankenstein makeup how is that possible

MMMONOMMOMOMS This watahmelon is so fucking good (´￢`)

Yo heyurians show your horses that you would glue on and later turn into glue

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Enjoy ur meal

anna's archive is going really slow and i dont know if it's them fucking up the speed limit to get people to pay or if it's a problem with the website

im so fresh you could suck my nuts

gah, the world is so empty (;´Д`)

populate it! (｀・ω・´)

toire
but YOU are the toire!

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im done playing around
i need heyuri to state it's intentions with Iruyeh
the first reply will decide what kind of relationship you all want to have with Iruyeh for the rest of eternity, in other words the first reply will speak for all of you
I hope it will be something wholesome because you have to remember: Iruyeh will not accept anything not wholesome (´～`)

*drawing of Iruyeh looking at the horizon while lost in thought*

how easy was it to do crime back in the middle ages? surely there were guards walking around and guard dogs and so on, but someone dressed in black and climbing windows/picking locks at night would have had a pretty easy time looting random houses or assassinating people wouldn't they?

Today I woke up feeling morbidly depressed as I always do and my doctor prescribed me a daily dosage of stroking my ego by flexing my useless knowledge of geography to other fat old men like me on the internet.

https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3007?gamemode=type
Admire these results knowing they came from a retarded American with no education. Kneel and polish my neanderthal cock.

Oh, and post your results so I can laugh at you or suck your huge dick if you prove yourself worthy I'm salivating at the thought of such thick veiny genius PENIS oh good heavens

Usagi!

I don't expecto nigranum

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Wanwanwanwanwanwanwanwanwan

sighhh…I’m so depressed and sad…if only there was something to cheer me up..

Who's that pokémon?

You guys wanna do a gaming night later this week?
Since most people don't have Steam(?), I was thinking we could play this:
https://www.bombermanboard.com/viewtopic.php?t=1925

Bomberman is pretty simple so it should be a good choice, yeah? I'm open to other suggestions too.
Friday would be the optimal time for me, but we could move the deadline to another day. Let democracy reign in the replies.

Just FYI I posted this before on Ayashii but then kaguya RUDELY wiped the logs so only one person saw it.
If this thread gets deleted, then the mods are trying to silence me, stay alert.

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Let's do a collaborative story writing thread! Read the previous replies, and continue the story!!!

I'll start:

i think boys should have to greet each other like this

Current leader (tied)
>>>177917 - 8 yeahs
>>>177875 - 8 yeahs

Runner up!
>>>177948 - 6 yeahs

extra points if theyre vampires!!! idc if theyre popular or super niche... im adding these to a bigggg folder so itd be nice to add the media shes from as well as a name! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

i dropped your cabbage... s0rz (;´Д`)

I set up a system with my best friend, who is much less well off than me financially, where he earns points by doing things I like. He can redeem these points into me buying us food or stuff like that. When he does something I don't like he loses points. In this way my friends usually do whatever I want which is awesome ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Hay (・∀・)

i hope nobody on this site goes crazy and kills someone........ do you think any murderers used heyuri?

finally the truth is revealed! lolicon otaku control teh Japanese economy by purchasing figs and wall scrolls!! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

Let's say theoretically, you were offered the ability to murder one person without any legal consequence, and in any way you wish. That person is the same age and sex as you, and can't fight back, so theres no risk of you getting hurt, and like I said no getting arrested.

You can freely take the offer and kill them for the fun of it. No one will ever know. Do you?

After having to sell most of my assets to cover debt three years ago, I’ve finally accumulated 1 Bitcoin again. I lost almost everything and had to liquidate it (thankfully, the markets were doing well then). Now that I’m back on my feet and Bitcoin is dipping, I’ve managed to get back above 1 again.

model for the metroid zero mission promos

Oi, new guy! You think you can rival with the Roller King!? I'm gonna make you regret that insolence!!

extra points if theyre solar plexus clown gliders!!! idc if theyre popular or super niche... im adding these to a bigggg folder so itd be nice to add the media they're from as well as a name! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Everytime I scold some normalfag about how they should stop using win11/google/spyware inc/etc, they always respond with the same line "im fine with them knowing my data" or "i like my them to know my data". They always say it as a joke of course but it's only because they don't know how to respond to the uncomfortable truth that they give all of their personal details.

To this I don't know what to say back because it kind of just ends the conversation with me thinking they're dumb. Can someone give me something to say in response to this that will instill the fear of the zuck in them and make them switch to better options?

(I didn't come here for responses like "they are normies, who cares what they say or think! ", they are people that I might be able to convert into educated users.)

dumb bitch

My potato from 2011 used to run CS Source just fine, but not anymore! But only because both Steam and NVidia dropped support for older GPUs, now I can't play anything except for goldsrc engine gaems. ヽ(`Д´)ノ

You would think it was extremist books or something of that sort, but attached image is a sampling of the books they are banning in the UK school libraries.

A lot of manga.

wat do u think of girls that claim to b 18?

Hey you lolicon!
This site is not for children! Me must make sure you are over 18! Provide your ID right now!!!

ID template in png later in the thread
ID template in gimp format https://up.heyuri.net/src/5451.xcf

Would you fall for this?

Congratulations crazy-kun on getting 177777 GET

i will never get better at mahjong

What level of thinking are you at?

post or u gay.

I dont like shopping anymore.

extra points if theyre japanese!!! idc if theyre popular or super niche... im adding these to a bigggg folder so itd be nice to add the production they're from as well as a name!

>it's been
Very hard to improve studying http://tululoo.com/ with no tutorial, and limited hardware ... No guidance, and with this.. math allergy, you only got the design, and no hows

What do one do, other than find a new hobby, which is the retard's move. Then again, it's heyuri....

Remember??

post your finest CP chiyo penguin art!!

Let's have a thread for us people interested in crossdressing and adjacent stuff. Either in the practice or the horniness appreciation

What drew you to it? What arouses you specifically?

>Yorhel has passed away

>He was known for running vndb, a website he created back in 2007

>The moderation team is working to preserve the website but cannot provide details at the moment

Database dump: https://vndb.org/d14

What would you do if your OL coworker kept looking at you like this from across the floor?

I hate work. It disgusts me. When I was a teenager, I told my parents I'd rather die than get a job. My parents loved me, and allowed me to live in their house until my early to mid 20s. Eventually they wanted me out, but said they'd give me money if I could make it elsewhere. They give me the equivalent of 350$ every month. I still was determined not to work, so I saved up what little I had, bought a ticket to this shithole, and have been living in a cave grotto, basically just lounging around all day. I have no phone but one Toshiba laptop that I take to town and leech free wifi off offices or cafes. I download books, anime, and whatever and go back. I eat a vegetarian diet because meat is too expensive. Once my parents die, I'll receive an inheretince and its about $50,000. I don't know what I'll do with it

Epic ways to commit suicide:

- Feeding oneself to wild animals
- Blowing oneself up
- Burning oneself alive
- Being cut down in a hail of gunfire

Lamest ways to die:

- Jumping from a high place
- Shooting oneself in private
- Overdosing on your moms sleeping pills
- Cutting oneself and bleeding to death
- Drowning oneself
- Hanging oneself

A surprisingly obscure fact is that all Piapro characters are licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial 3.0 Unported license. I've found surprisingly few mentions of this on the internet. And furthermore, the few that do often have misconceptions.

One misconception is that the original artwork is under the CC-BY-NC 3.0 but the character design is not. This is obviously untrue if you do a little bit of thinking. If this were the case, the original image would be a derivative work of the character design and distribution would require meeting the licenses of both. So in effect, it would be no different than any random artist releasing their derivative work of a Piapro character into whatever free or not free license they choose.

The second misconception is that they are under a modified version of the CC-BY-NC that imposes additional restrictions. I think this misconception arises from Q11 on this FAQ (https://piapro.net/intl/en_for_creators.html): "When you copy or modify the Characters, please do not distort, mutilate, modify or take other derogatory action in relation to the Characters that would be prejudicial to Crypton's honor or reputation (please see Section 4e. of the full license). Some examples of prohibited uses include use in an overly violent context or in a sexual context."

However this misconception is not true. They are licensed under the original CC-BY-NC 3.0 Unported with no additional terms. The clause cited here is part of the original Creative Commons 3.0 licenses (including the not non-commercial ones) and was not added.

What this clause actually describes (rather unclearly) is moral rights. Depending on jurisdiction, moral rights may work differently from copyright, or even may even classified entirely separately. In some jurisdictions, moral rights can last indefinitely. So, in those jurisdictions, even works that would be otherwise in the public domain could in theory still be affected by moral rights.

All Creative Commons licenses do not waive or affect moral rights <https://creativecommons.org/2007/11/07/cc-oa-moral-rights/> - not even the CC0. There is one exception, which is that they stipulate that those rights shall be agreed to be waived by their holder in jurisdictions where enforcement of moral rights would compromise the ability to make derivative works, and where waiving the rights is possible. This is actually what the purpose of that clause is, it was just worded rather unintuitively in the 3.0 licenses so that it seemed to sound like it imposed additional restrictions on the estate copyright (however it does not actually do that <https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/103149/do-creative-commons-licenses-forbid-immoral-use>).

Later versions of the license improved the wording <https://wiki.creativecommons.org/wiki/4.0/Moral_rights> as to not make it sound like it imposed additional restrictions, however the legal meaning remained identical. In many jurisdictions (notably USA; to the point where many scholars debate if the USA is even following the Berne convention <https://www.copyrightlaws.com/moral-rights-in-u-s-copyright-law/>), moral rights are barely existent to the point where they aren't enforced except in the most extreme cases, which would often be covered by other laws such as defamation anyway. In others, such as Japan and Canada, moral rights are so strict that the non-enforcement clause comes into play. So really, this clause actually serve to increase freedom to the user, rather than restrict it.

As for why the Crypton FAQ - which is not a legal document, and even if it was, would not matter as the work has been irrevocably released under the CC-BY-NC 3.0 Unported) - says that; I'm not sure. One possible explanation is that it was based on a Japanese document which referenced the Piapro Character License (which DOES actually include a clause forbidding some uses), and the translator (who was presumably not a lawyer) was told that the CC-BY-NC was the "international license" as opposed to PCL (which they sometimes describe as being designed for Japanese law only), and just skimmed the text of the CC-BY-NC looking for what they assumed to be the closest match to the PCL clause.

Another explanation is just that it is just a suggestion/guideline and not stated to be a part of the license. The use of the informal words "rule" and "please" may be imply this.

*whap*

unachievable in the modern world

>
>
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>Well it's only cool cuz... >It doesn't burn.. or whatever
Any tips to draw upside down. Rotated. Or just,
>Being limited eh
>Guess you always, liked the other one, and the slitheri
>Man ain't this borin
>Well you settled on gettin
>Or or whatever?
Also that's, not a belly.
How annoying

How do you make enough for 6 digit, again? Maybe like, counting the quota

Iam a 27yo faggot now ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Never stop the madness and tomorrow we go again (ﾟｰﾟ)

i think we should reappropriate MAP as "Minor-Attractive Persons". there are certain kinds of men 12 year old girls find attractive, and it changes as they get older.

O_O
plz no b0ner please no b0ner please please leaplse no boner oh sit please plsea ...

also i finish first route of Fate Stay night!

how does this make you feel?

anyone esle drunk

Do you think the value of games has changed over recent years?

aaaahh.. finally back on this site after a while... sup? how is everyone?!

EEEE-YUCK! ROBOT PANTIES!
BLECHEROO

Smell is a weird fetish. Aren't you just tasting them in a different manner?

if you drink alcohol, smoke,gamble, masturbate,etc!
please repent and find jesus christ

while u wasted your time playing old games, i beat RE9!

If heyuri barely understand what I wrote here, how would using http://vocaroo.com/ put any clarity?
Does heyuri simply moslem and shrew around with AI and nothing actually make sense to them?

The dating market these days is tough for men and getting beautiful women is harder than ever. Would you be willing to settle for a mid girl like this?

i am sad lonely sexually confused male.. does anyone want to be my friend( ´ω`)

i miss old videogames

Final Fantasy VII Енакиево

Hahe… does anyone have mot screencappers?

I saw an aliexpress ad for "silicone female bodysuits" that include boob and ass prosthetics (;ﾟ∀ﾟ). Has anyone seen one of these in person? Would you wear one for the LOLz?or to fap, I won't judge.

wtf I luv miku now

https://youtu.be/Q6qLDLtE70s?si=NEz7g6sMtvRxxbvz

I really love this song

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what kind of filtering system does heyrui use? Ive noticed that some of my posts are silently rejected so i think that the long loading process has some script that checks messages My post had nothing bad in it

Bike modo activate!

All Accounts Will Be Deleted This Following April, Paste This On Your Account To Save Your Channel From Being Deleted, Don't Change This Info, Or Else Your Channel Will Be Deleted, It Is Because There's About 1,000,000 Fake Accounts. Sorry

desu

is this accurate?

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You're riding your tank and come across this, what would you do?

I'm seeing hate thrown at Hachikuji, our tripmod.
When you say they are annoying or their flashes suck or they have sex with dead possums, this is who you're saying that to.

Feeling sorry?

Me on the left. You on the right.

here's a figure that match heyuri's taste.

there are a few people who talk about drugs here... sorry to be yet another one. but I need advice from the sages and wisemen of Heyuri. I've got my monero, i've browsed dark web markets and found a reputable vendor (did my research on dread. not sure if i can mention the market here - its name is related to quantum physics for the knowers out there). I've set up the required PGP stuff and loaded my XMR into the site wallet. But I have a few questions...

First, I live in Europe and dont have a mailbox. I live in a giant apartment building in eastern europe. Anyone know how I should receive it with the least risk?

Secondly, I live alone. I am afraid that I'll go insane and gouge my own eyes out or something. I'm a pretty chill person but I've heard (scaremongers?) say you can fry your own brain and go crazy after just one trip... i don't have any friends that i would trust to babysit me either. Is it safe for me to be alone in my own room while tripping?

I currently have a crush on a character, and i really like them i think to an almost obsessive degree..whenever i see art of the character they canonically like with them, i get so upset i start to feel sick, like i will throw up! I’m also slightly obsessed with that character, in the way that i want to be exactly like them

can anyone else relate?

What does a bewb feel like?

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I beat ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN.

sudaaa please publish juilet's naked model somewhere ヽ(´∇`)ノ

How to plan art for 6/b/igit? No wait that's digit.

is this a thing?

i could!

Chuck Norris finally got bored of living on this planet and allowed the Grim Reaper to escort his soul to the heavens.

...RIP

I sport a 6 incher and some people call that small, I don't know if they are memeing or not. Is 6 inches enough?

on my afternoon walk today, a mixed race-looking schoolgirl on the pavement stared into my eyes for a second and smiled. she was a little taller than her two white friends... so cute! ig my wardrobe rng must have been better than usual today, also got a compliment from a receptionist

maybe i shouldnt be sharing these moments with a place like heyuri, but it makes me so happy!

Eat it... (・∀・)
not like its poisoned or anything... heh. (´ー`)

Haruhi down! I repeat, Haruhi down!

live sane, but with no waifu

OR...

live insane - all your perception is fucked, but with an waifu that also eats people

Not only will this inhibit buying figs from japan, but figurines and many other wonderful products are made of plastic, which is made of petrol! Fuck the world economy, unblock it for their sake!

On the other hand, Japan has alot to lose from this. If they go into recession and the Yen tumbles, we can probably get good deals if we act quickly while the Yen is weak

wahooo

Well fuck you too, baka ojisan!

I don't know what im testing for, but im testing

my bladder is incredibly full from medications but i dont want to pee

i got so mad @work i thew my mouse at my screen and it broke.

Which STYLE do you typically use on teh Heyuri?
I like Ayashii.

Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods
And everyone and have some fun
Monkey magic, Monkey magic
MONKEY MAGIC, MONKEY MAGIC
MONKEY MAGIC, MONKEY MAGIC

I love onoda-san

I remember playing Earthworm Jim a lot as a kid. Can't remember if we had a SNES or a Genesis actually, but I have zero memory of playing any Mario games so it must have been Genesis... No wonder I'm so messed up.

Anyway I dl'd an emulator cuz EarthBound seems interesting and I wanted to check it out, but I downloaded some other games too. Aside from Earthworm Jim I don't remember playing much from that era... I downloades some other roms from the all time top 10 list. What other games should I get? What other systems should I emulator? I also got NES emulator and smb3. Any funny romhacks?

My poopoo PC can handle games up to the PS1/N64/Dreamcast era. I will also get GoldenEye which I played as a kid.

u can have this

NOW NOW NOW!!! I WANT MY DINOSAUR NUGGIES RIGHT NOW!!!!

and so... the truth comes out in the end (´ー`)

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theres a neko girl on my Heyuri

Hey you!

what are you doing right at this very moment!?!?!?

halp mah (;´Д`)

one day.... you will have a hueg baldspot

ITS A HEAD HUMPER (;ﾟДﾟ)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Ah ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

My daughter's birthday is coming up, she's going to be 9 soon. What should I get her as a present?

She's a bit tomboyish and interested in science. I was thinking I would get her a telescope so we can look at the stars together. There are ones that are under $150, but are they any good? I've never used a telescope before. I was also thinking I would get her a little plastic terrarium thing and a net so we can go catch bugs and frogs and things.

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cute

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"...Your wrists, ankles, knees and hips will be strapped to a metal frame to hold your body in that position. The frame is designed for doggie fuckin’, your ass up in the air, sex organs exposed, your tits hangin’ down on each side of a metal support bar, knees spread about twelve inches, position similar to that of a bitch dog in heat, right in the middle of the floor so we can set on the couch and in chairs, and watch. I’m going to rub canine breeder’s musk on your back, the back of your neck, and on your sex organs. Now I have three dogs. All of ‘em’s male, cause I don’t need any fuckin’ pups. One of ‘em is a very large German shepherd that is always horny, and he loves it when I bring him in the house to fuck a woman. After I let him in the house, he’ll sniff around you a little bit and, within a minute, he’ll be mounting you. There’s about a 50–50 chance which hole he’ll get his PENIS into, but it doesn’t seem to bother him whether it’s the pussy or the asshole. His PENIS is pretty thin. It goes in easy, but it’s about ten inches long and when he gets completely excited, it gets a hell of a knot right in the middle of it. Now I’ve had slaves tell me that it feels like they got a baseball inside of ‘em. It doesn’t take long. He’s gonna hump you real fast for about three or four minutes. And while he’s doin’ it, he’ll wrap his front legs around your chest to hold himself in position. And, in the process, he’ll probably scratch your tits up a little bit, with his claws. ..."

TEH VIRUS HAS INFECTED ME. (・∀・)

kuz brought the gabbagool

Welcome, welcome to Heyuri dot net

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining image boards

Calm down ladies, one at a time

THIS is a knife

look at this fat poster, he never stops eating ヽ(`Д´)ノ

how the fuck did this piece of shit movie win 6 oscars did I miss something? is this also a parody movie just like starship troopers?

Why are so many children obsessed with the year 2009? I see it referenced everywhere as the last best year. Do they really think the housing market crash and the recession was really good for everyone or something? If you weren't shielded by gov't housing back then, it was pretty ass

i swear to GOD if i see ONE more roach thread im gonna lose my damn mind. I WILL personally forge a lava‑soaked lamb preserved in mercury, attach it to a medieval battering ram, and launch it directly into the cosmic void that is your ass. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUDDY. RAAAHHH!!!

rain is so cool

"P sure yer all gay so it's either shinjifags or even igokiwhores. Or just gendousluts. Or anything ritsuko gets to ride in sweatpants. Her mum not included."
- https://img.heyuri.net/a/koko.php?res=6181

What do cheese puffs taste like? I've never had them

Ohohohohoho, you dont have a forehead THIS big

IM IN A CHAIR LOL

I remember this website
2020
Kuznetsov
We had a discord
1 billion messages

I miss u

Lonely dude here looking for a kinky girl to role play with and who will bully and humiliate me for being a virgin loser.

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Welcome... TO THE WORLD TOMOROOOOOOW

have you got a stereo tv yet?

Do you like nightcore? I normally would just rather listen to J-core and other forms of Japanese EDM that nightcore seeks to replicate the aesthetic of, but some of the remixes are very nice. In the most extreme cases, they can make gold from shit. Some favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TzYnfcxNNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5RUvjCStTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmDQuwJWs84 (this guy had a really good mix of "Numb" by Linkin Park but it looks like it got baleeted)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwdbFNGCkLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ED8Bjf8fYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVIFMbwxOc

if you were the opposite sex in an alternate universe (or simply born the opposite sex), how different do you think you would be from who you are now? both personality wise and physically.

for example, if you are a lolicon, would your genderswap enjoy shota instead? or continue being a lolicon?; would you style your hair differently? be thinner or fatter? do you think you would differ socially from how you are now? and what your cup size/ PENISsize would be

be as detailed as you wishor call me a faggot

though i know all the men here would be the tomoko kuroki stereotype as a girl