Well I dunno how I could help with the blood but now I'm curious. What's the plan, exactly?

>>194732
One of my coworkers made fun of me in front of other people and I'm going to get revenge by ruining his life. I'll put blood on my panties and shirt and a little bit on a knife, then put that knife in his desk and say he cut me and raped me

>>194733
Terrible plan lol

>>194734
Why?

i have a general idea of how it works

if thats your entire plan then you are gonna fail, not gonna point out details, initially he will be fukd but when they investigate it properly you are gonna be confronted with your slips in execution if that is really all the plan

can you get into details what happened? i had absolute dicks at work too

>>194733
/j/ is that way （　´∀｀）つ

>>194737
ignore him, talk to me pl0x

they'll know ur lying when they dont find any of his cum in ur ANUS

>>194739
ignore him too, plz share what happened

>>194739
you can just deny them the right to search you, you know. In the west your testimony alone is enough

if you're this retarded, you probably deserved to be made fun of (´∇`)σ

op and rabbitfield

>>194743
do u even CARE that this poor girl was bullied?

>>194744
huh? bullied? idk whats the thread about i just saw rabbitfield(´ー`)

>>194743
LSD told me that this is the right thing to do
nobody is allowed to disrespect the oracle of acid

you making fun of someone doesnt resolve the issue, if there is a way to resolve a thing without causing unnecessary chaos and suffering its preferable to attempt to go that way first

>>194735
They're going to make you take a rape kit and when they inevitably don't find any of his semen inside of you you're going to go to jail and get raped for real lol

>>194744
if her immediate response is to accuse someone of rape and ruin his life, then no, i do not care. we've all been made fun of before, it happens.
though it's not like this shitty plan is going to work anyway LOL

>>194748
he'll have to get his coworker's semens inside of him first before enacting the blood plan

>>194750
You heard em OP better start puckering up that asshole for the coworker

>>194733
I can help but first post your panties!!!

don't you whores fart out that much blood from your cunts every month? I know women are retarded but please use the little of the brain that you have.

>>194775
>>194776
Okay now seriously, can someone tell me how to withdraw the blood out?

p.s.: I won't use this pair when I accuse him because the blood won't show well. This was just what I wore last night

>>194777
>777
lucky

>>194777
can you explain what happened??

simple plan = more full proof plan
try accusing him of rape without getting your own blood on yourself (*^ーﾟ)b

unless "I need to get blood to fake a rape accusation" is just an unrealistic revenge fantasy your brain is making so that like it's just out of touch enough without being too unrealistic so that you can dream about it and not feel like you're not reacting to him making fun of you.

>>194748
i dont wanna be OP's accomplice but this guy is right. they look for semen samples in rape victims. blood alone won't cut it.

damn, all this over him making fun of you? what exactly did he say that was so bad? (´～`)

>>194781
Probably nothing. Wimmin are kinda retarded

>>194777
The external jugular is actually much safer to cut than popular science/media would suggest, so you can easily retrieve 2/3ml of blood from there with little hassle by making a vertical incision, and the chin naturally helps conceals any marks as well which is a bonus.
Due to the blood pressure, the wound will close and clot quickly, so always cut more than you think you'll need. If you can get access over the counter, Warfarin or a similar anticoagulant would be good to help alleviate this.

>>194783
OP I know you're a retard and you might actually attempt this just know don't lol

Just buy a syringe. Also dont listen tô these negros, ITS totally going to work

This guy is right >>194780
But if you want the blood that much couldn't you just wait until your period?

>>194731
Why not slice your wrist instead and pretend as if you did that due to stress from the alleged raep?