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If this was built today, I can pretty much guarantee it would be illegal according to building codes in the west which I think is ironic since it stood the test of time while modern buildings deteriorate to be unrecognizable in 50 years

lets check our fortunes ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Randoseru security buzzer

These things give lolis too much power and i hate that.

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I uploaded horny doll here
https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=1
Go take a look.

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Shirley Temple

The OG Loli. I've seen many of her films. Have you?

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beautiful~!

moar beeeemu blush

Red Alert II

Guise, please help me sweat3

I'm trying to beat the final mission of the allied campaign, but it's just too damn hard for me! I keep getting stuck in an endless stalemate whenever I try building up my forces, and then I end up divebombing the nuke and getting wiped instead.. cry

GOT YOUR NOSE!

I went to a museum today and there was a photo of a loli spreading her legs.

here's some appetizers biggrin

goimg to shibuya

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hello

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THERES A DOLL JUMPING ON TEH BED

which one would you pull out of teh ground?

２x４＝６

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ZOMG ITS A TOE

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why does yt keep reccing deez videos to me?????
i ened to stop clicking links from heyurni.. sweat3

suck my arm drool

surprise!

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these are some weird azumangas...

My problem with loli artists

Most of them have never spent time with a nude little girl, or even seen one in pictures, and it shows. They could at least research the tanner stages.

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education of culture.

this is a historic castle in switzerland. history and culture are the only things which make us human. climate change was invented by modernist painters.

nice workout. nigra

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

.nɒɔ υoγ ƨɒ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒɔ υoγ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I ,nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I .nɒɔ υoγ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒɔ υoγ ƨɒ tƨɒʇ ƨɒ ʞɔɒd ʞlɒw nɒɔ I .nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I ,nɒm ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd ɘʜt m'I

who needs tables when you have women? ヽ(´∇`)ノ

i'm being watched from teh ceiling!ヽ(´∇`)ノ

one is not teh same.

it's a spider!

what should we do!?
let it outside?

squish it?

or rape it?

2D girls look 10000x cuter when they are drunk smile

haruhi is erotic nyaoo-closedeyes

hello kintama-san, nice to meat you biggrin

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Christmas came early drool

courier is late with my bass guitar angry

while i wait, does heyuri play any instruments? dance

Do you know about Takahiro Karasawa/Koushinism? If so, post some pictures of living deity

butts ヽ(´∇`)ノ

moーーーーchi

Obscure Youtubes

Post some low view count (below 500 view) videos. Use specific search terms and the filters youtube provides to find some never-before-scene tubes.
Or be lazy like me and type today's date into the search bar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLUBnDSS3uo
happy hunting ph34r

fellow heyurizens, what band or musical artist immediately causes you to ascend when you hear their music? For me it's Rage Against The Machine. Their music makes me wanna break things angry

I never realized it, but Nancy Spungen was kind of a chubster... drool

It's weird though, I thought heroin and crap was supposed to make you really skinny? unsure

take a look at these!!!

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FIRE TEH POCHY MISSILE ARRAY!!

wrong way (;´Д`)

Want some? More are on the way

have you heard of teh junk cat breed?

GIMMIE

Your fortune: You just lost the game

panda LOL

What gaem are you playing? smile

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i've got teh coolest IP evar biggrin

at first I was like

This is a travesty. cry

you won ~~teh internet~~ a free mikuru!

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I felt today like cleaning and fixing of stuff related to data.

I don't have too many HDDs but they are big.
I'm unifying my data by hand right now because I don't have a permanent dedicated machine and I am too lazy to automate it.
Besides I move certain pieces of data with me regularly physically, and I am not sure how I want to manage it too.

I got more big drives and I am moving stuff from a 16 tb drive to an 8 tb one currently because I overestimated the size that I would need so that I can add the 16 tb to my torrent server.
And I will have to put stuff from the 16 tb to the 8 tb so that they swap places too.

It will take 11 more hours.
And it will take another 11 hours to go the other way.
And I will have to encrypt the 8 tb beforehand.
I am demotivated.

I wish I could afford a tape reader and move to tapes already.

food made by a naked apron meido tastes 9001% better than regular food! biggrin

would you like to drink some komugi alcohol? nyaoo

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nnnnyyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

/711/ is DEAD! Can we be raiders?

So I guess 711ch is dead.. again.
In the few years it existed, it never really got off the ground. There were no raids, besides raids done on the site itself, in a twist of irony.
I think heyuri is probably too nice-spirited to have raid threads (and too slow), but I wish there was a cool raiding spot on the internets. Flooding Japanese menhera streams with engrish comments, and micspamming IP cams used to be so funny.

zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...

draw gema, gema

i will invent a machine to turn all of you into cute fairies! Name a worse fate cool

Guyzz!!!!
I finally upgraded my OS and got a new pc!! (・∀・)

AAAAAAAAAHHHN~

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a detachable head drool

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Im going to water you

Scary ..

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Castlevania: The Adventure

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Snow!

Here its beginning to snow! Does heyuri like snow? If so post some snowmen you all did! Or snow angels, thats all!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: "Hey! Pam pam pam. Got any grapes?"

I found a (dead) shota BBS on Wayback Machine, thought I'd share. Interestingly, they switched to a forum around 2014. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

https://web.archive.org/web/20120407173857/http://shotachan.net/imageboard/

I would post this on /l/, but most of it is stuff I've already seen or is just crappy thumbnails, so not really suitable for an image dump.

evar eaten a party pie?

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International Men's Day

So, it's International Men's Day. Post your favourite men.

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pez!

sexual abuse using viruses

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The older the picture, the more Asian they look. Sadly, most today look like fat Mexicans. The cutest ones are up in Alaska and Canada because they still look very Asiatic.

i found more imaegs of teh cutest characters evar love

*UNF* *UNF* *UNF* *OAH-HOH* *OAH-HOH* *UNF* *UNF* *OAH-HOH* *OAH-HOH*

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Nutted but she still suckin'

you must drink this tea! cool

oh noes! my favorite show detective kun-kun has started, but the TV isn't even on! Quick, I have to grab teh remote

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kami-sama gave me x-ray vision biggrin

herez sum cat pics smile

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what an erotic apple nosebleed

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN WEST PHILADELPHIA...

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ENORMOUS COCK!

nueds?

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yotsuba-san is taking koiwai for a haircut

Prayer

May love and truth speak through me, even in my wretched state!

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GET ON TEH GROUND!!!

daki-chan is fine

I used to sleep with a giant sized teddy bear because i liked how, when I rested my head under her chin, it felt like i was laying on a flat girl’s chest. Up until a year ago. Now I’m using a regular bodypillow (´・ω・｀)

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he's about to get DEER RAEP'D biggrin

If you think about it, people could start dressing like this again quite easily. People nowadays love to dress 'practically' when many have lay-about desk jobs that don't actually require them to wear particularly utilitarian clothing.

good mowning!!

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＼（＾Ｏ＾）／＼（＾Ｏ＾）／＼（＾Ｏ＾）／＼（＾Ｏ＾）／ dance

kewl, a visitor in teh middle of teh night ph34r

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Let's expand the list!
✿ Doing the tea ceremony with Lipton
✿ Using a shoelace as a string in shamisen
✿ Reading manyoushuu from left to right
✿ Going through the middle of torii
✿ Sleeping with head facing north
✿ Not getting rid of almost century-old things
✿ Killing spiders during daytime
✿ Not killing spiders during nighttime
✿ Drawing ghosts with legs
✿ Following sparks during night travel
✿ Using ink to make soy sauce darker
✿ Tossing 10 yen coins
✿ Spitting water back to the tank after temizu, or drinking it
✿ Always making い and り look too similar in handwriting
✿ Drawing ghosts with fire, but failing to signal them to go back with another fire
✿ Hanging paper ghost not right side up, nor upside down but horizontally
✿ Thinking that Buddha is not among the oldest and most powerful kamis
✿ Not blaming your bad health on a curse cast by a clairvoyant pipe fox servant of the person that doesn't like you

What are other wrong or hilarious-sounding things?

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would you buy a living eraser? it costs around $9001 though (;´Д`)

it gained a mind of its own! (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

zOMG i found a treasure map! i wonder what teh treasure is...

Can you recommend weird and disturbing psychological manga and anime?

Dear Heyuri,

I love Nobue. She has boobs and is a lolicon like me. We could talk Ana and Matsuri into many weird things.

Chika is too smart, and Miu too dumb.

Best regards,
Itsemurha

BUY ME MSX COMPUTAR! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

who did this to my bike? angry

why are planes always crashing!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ

WHO TF HACKED MY SEGA GENESIS?! (＃`Д´)

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i am a double sided shijimi clam nyo

can you find haruhi in teh crowd?

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（⌒∇⌒ゞ）

Doll Thread

Would you a doll?

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Your fortune: You have aids

what is your favorite visual novel? No ingenuine answers allowed

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having 3 arms can be useful for certain tasks biggrin

(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Pokemon: Red Version

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step 1 of my evil plan is completed, now for step 2 i shall tell you people that i have completed step 1...
step 3 is when things get fun, i hope you're ready for a lifetime of regret dark