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No.163202
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Good day to you Heyurizen

I regret to inform you that I have been hired to kill all namefags from Heyuri.net.
I understand that this news may be a bit shocking and sudden and I deeply apologize if this disrupts your plans, I would like to murder you within the day if possible, but I understand if you have any unfinished business to take care of

Unfortunately I can only grant you half a day to tie up loose ends, once again I deeply apologize for this
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No.163204
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I humbly request you respectfully ask your esteemed client to extend the generously proposed grace period by no less than 9001 business days
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No.163208
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Start with Most Polite Murderer-san
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No.163209
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>>163204
Thank you for replying so fast
I hear your request and, to be frank with you, I think that amount of time is too long, but I will ask my employer for such an extension anyway
I will be back with an answer soon enough
>>163208
Welcome
Fear not, this job is supposed to end with my death, I apologize if I mislead you to believe I were to come out unscathed
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No.163213
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>>163209
What is your proposed itinerary of targets? (´人｀)
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No.163215
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>>163213
I have been given complete freedom to approach this mission however I see fit, it makes no difference to me so you may sort out the turns amongst yourselves
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go ahead and try. i have hired an elite sniper to guard me from terrorist attacks
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