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I just got done putting my fist up a turkey's assh*le.

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was it warm?
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>>163420
No it was cold cause it wasnt done thawing and i had to remove a big chunk of ice inside and run hot water up its ass, then use my hands to separate the skin from the muscle so i could shove butter under its skin :sweat3:

When i cut open the bag the turkey was in the juice sprayed out onto my new sweater. :dark:
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>>163422
You just made my erection go byebye. :cry:
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>>163423
Was it the ice and water or the turkey juice on the sweater?
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>>163425
turkey juice at the beginning when i had to open the bag. the instructions say to pull both tabs to "easily" open the turkey, but doing so causes the "juice" to squirt out. Inside the turkey there are giblets which are some organs, liver i think, and in the turkey's ass they also shoved the neck. (ﾟ ー｀ ) ive been on my feet all day long, i still have the mashed potatos, gravy and green bean casserolle to go. （ ´_ゝ`） oh im lovin it
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break time is ovah. time to go bust my butt some more :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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why is ass uncensored and hole censored?
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>>163428
ass is a donkey but assh*le is a swear word!
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my family just went to a buffet :xd:
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>>163428
LOL
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