ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Meow, I'm watching you!

It's so annoying that normalfags have essentially been making problems for themselves for the past five years. I was watching a few of this guy's videos and they're all centered around "Social Media Bad", which has been obvious for more than a decade. His assertion is that insecure young people on SNS websites see videos of other insecure young people and then mirror their bad behaviors. I'm annoyed that the popularity of SNS websites mean that people that are normal fucked-up from IRL circumstances are suddenly lumped in with a bunch of overgrown children that fell for obverse peer pressure. I was an anti-social, schizotypal loner before it was cool (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

here's the nugget you ordered

ICE has a division for deporting people called Enforcement Removal Operations...

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

the only man i respect is gavrilo princip. he was the man who started WW1 which indirectly casued WW2 and the cold war. while yes i know europe at the time was a powderkeg waiting to explode he and he alone was the one who lit it all on fire. he was truly and ordinary man who changed history. he wasnt some smart inventor or scientest like einstein or newton. he wasnt some genius war general like napoleon or genghis khan. he wasnt some psychopath who viciously climbed through the ranks of power like hitler or stalin. he was an ordinary man. i would argue he is truly the only ordinary man who changed history.

IMAGUS UPLOADIOUS

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??? :ph34r:

Marvel at the great wisdom of our ancestors!

Did it received any replies?

To flush or not to flush
That is the question...

*absentmindedly rubs small circles into the tabletop, sighing*
man… if only there was a woman as twisted, clingy, and sick as I am……

WE LOVE CATS :iyahoo:

i love you heyurians :blush:

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ Robot waifus by 2027!

Every night you light me with your gasoline (・∀・)
Every time I feel delight when you recall my name
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
Gonna get you like a space boy
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, I'm ready, babe
Gonna get you, I'm your space boy
Dive into your heart, baby
Gonna get you like a space boy
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, I need you, babe
Gonna get you, I'm your space boy
Take a chance with me, baby
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

BRIAN…….NOOOOOO:kuma6:

What does /b/ think of... n-n-normal people...:dark:

Let's play Moe Moe Nazi Shoujo Goeppels-chan! :biggrin:

the diagnosis is... AIDs

i have no thread ideas...help me heyuri...im fading away..im dying.........(;´Д`)

Greetings Heyuri.
I would like to expand my musical knowledge, I have the idea that we should share what our favourite music is.

Post the cover art of your favourite album in da thread. You don't have to elaborate if you dont want to

Anyone here been to Spanish speaking countries in South America? I learned Russian when I was a teenager cause I was a Russophile and I thought I would be able to travel throughout the whole post Soviet Union with it, while this is true, the truth is that tickets there from America are extremely expensive and unless you're going to Central Asia (where I did live), its hard to navigate the countries without having to pass through Russia which for an American is worrying (just as worrying as getting picked up by FSB as getting picked up at the returning airport and interrogated why I visited a hostile country).

Therefore, I've been wanting to learn Spanish. I can get a roundtrip ticket from my local airport to Lima, Peru for less than $500. My dad went to Ecuador once and said it was awesome. I've read half a dozen books about Europeans buying a car in Spain, traveling around Africa and then selling it in Morocco when they were done. I figure I could do a similar thing, buy a 125cc motorcycle in the city, fuck off to the Amazonian areas for a week or two then come back, sell the bike and then come back home.

I would have to learn Spanish of course, but this already is proving way easier than Russian ever did. Plus I am doing a TESOL minor so I have the opportunity after next semester to teach English in Puebla state, Mexico so I'm sure I could get a lot of immersion there.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

hannah-chan is waiting~... :blush:

Flash animation/cover I saw a long time ago that has the beginning of the song TaleSpin/spin it, it was a spin it song cover by someone on adobe flash on some imageboard, do you guys know it or have it?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Riding off the coattails of PEG-sans success, I've decided to release my own brand new visual novel about dating heyuri admins! :biggrin:

we're gonna die, the machines are coming to replace mankind (;´Д`)
https://youtu.be/sd8ivhpjI6g

we had a good run, let our machine overlords conquer us (´人｀)
ideally, I'd go out via ero bots draining mankind of their vitality... (´￢`)

is the users count broken again?

abracadabra
swooshy swoosh
now every single woman you've touched in your life is pregnant with your child

how many children have you fathered? (´ー`)

aaaaaagghhh.... im so ittttcchhhyyyyy.... :emo::emo:

Anyone uh .. slummin' it up on Steam? :biggrin:

What is Heyuri's stance on western animation?

me.

I found a website that has lot's of free animu games :iyahoo:

today feels rather blue
i wish i had some source of joy today but today is just hours going by

:hokke:

Why are white and blue striped pantsu superior?

YOU GO GIRL!! YEAH! YEAH! WOAHHH!!

Big bite. :biggrin:

:sweat2:

back to school tomorro, /b/... i'm beginning to not mind getting bullied by teh gaijin in mai school anymor.. anytime they cal me a pervertd anime freak i cum a little ( ´ω`)

but stil, even tho it turhn me on i dont know how many more lunchbreaks i can spend eating mai lunch in da bathroom..

does anyone have any game reccs? not looking for anything in specific, just tell me what games ya like to play!!!!!!!!!!! :biggrin:

As a child, I would play with the girl next door. We usually played in her yard, but one day I was invited in

She went to the bathroom, then, while she was in there, she started calling for her mom over and over again. But her mom didn't respond, so she called for me and asked me to enter the bathroom. :dark:

I did, and was shocked to see her bent over with her ass pointed at me and her pants and undies down. She wanted me to wipe her! I ran out and got her mom. :sweat:

wtf would U have done? :sweat3:

I think i have some type of dyslexia :sad:

i cant read unless its simple things like manga or subtitles, when it comes to medium or long texts ill read it over and over and still not understand..
what am i supposed to do(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)

Plants are moe

what do we think of sex with xenos

Since Heyuri was kind of ghey lately, I feel like sharing something I recently read about Ottomans! :biggrin:

Pasting below interesting bits from
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6%C3%A7ek?useskin=vector

The köçek (plural köçekler) was typically a young, male, and physically attractive enslaved dancer, who usually cross-dressed in feminine attire, and was employed as an entertainer.

The culture of the köçek, which flourished from the 18th to the 19th century, had its origin in the customs in Ottoman palaces, and in particular in the harems.

A köçek would begin training around the age of seven or eight after he was circumcised and would be considered accomplished after about six years of study and practice. A dancer's career would last as long as he was clean shaven and retained his youthful appearance.

A köçek's skill would be judged not only on his dancing abilities but also on his proficiency with percussion instruments.

The youths, often wearing heavy makeup, would curl their hair and wear it in long tresses under a small black or red velvet hat decorated with coins, jewels and gold. Their usual garb consisted of a tiny red embroidered velvet jacket with a gold-embroidered silk shirt, shalvar (baggy trousers), a long skirt and a gilt belt, knotted at the back. They were said to be "sensuous, attractive, effeminate", and their dancing "sexually provocative". Dancers minced and gyrated their hips in slow vertical and horizontal figure eights, rhythmically snapping their fingers and making suggestive gestures.

Can u guess the reason why they eventually disappeared? Hint: Not because they were made of captured slaves, but:

Many Istanbul meyhanes (nighttime taverns serving meze, rakı or wine) hired köçeks. Before starting their performance, the köçek danced among the spectators, to make them more excited. In the audience, competition for their attention often caused commotions and altercations. Men would allegedly go wild, breaking their glasses, shouting themselves voiceless, or fighting and sometimes killing each other vying for the opportunity to rape, molest, or otherwise force the children into sexual servitude. This resulted in suppression of the practice under Sultan Abdulmejid I. In 1805, there were approximately 600 köçek dancers working in the taverns of the Turkish capital. They were outlawed in 1837 due to fighting among audience members over the dancers.

Damn drunkards couldn't fukken behave...

Anyways, a bonus information!

Köçeks were much more sought after than the çengi ("belly dancers"), their female counterparts. Some youths were known to have been killed by the çengi, who were extremely jealous of men's attention toward the boys.

rits wishes you a happy new year

what are you cooking this sunday?

Greetings. Apologies in advance for my English.

I am a student in my 3rd year in a small regional college.

I left my parents house and since I couldn't afford to get a place by myself, I am sharing a 2 bedroom first-story apartment with 2 other people, 1 girl, 1 guy.

The girl is a foreign exchange student from Asia, but she only just moved in recently and I haven't got to know her yet. She is however, very cute.

I have been perusing her room and looking at her stuff while she is at school (I do alot of my work remotely these days and am home more than either of my flatmates)

So far she hasn't noticed

I also noticed she has a habit of drooling in her sleep

Because every morning, near the pillow area, I find stains like this.

I had already been burying my head in her dirty laundry and her sheets and soaking in the sometimes still-warm cloth soaked with her sweat and aroma

Its brutally cold here in the winter and my other flatmate insists on setting the radiators to 30c at all times

So she probably sweats alot under these thick sheets

Today I decided to try and taste some of her saliva by sucking on the saliva stain she left behind

It didnt taste like much, though I definitely got something out of it. The stain expanded a little as my own saliva mixed in, and I hope it goes away before she gets home.

Even though it didnt taste like anything, the psychological sensation was amazing

I masturbated a huge amount to it already.

And thats how I sucked on the saliva stain left behind my girl flatmate.

Would you stick your PENIS in this thing's mouth? :happy:

What are you sitting on right nao? (´￢`)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn~~~

this img makes me happy! :biggrin:

https://up.heyuri.net/src/5127.exe
download and run... :dark:


I cant promise you wont find yourself in a new universe....

lemme see your figure collections, figures you want or any collections you have!! :tongue:

this is 500yen coin is yours.

I declare a splinter faction from the SLA and loli empire

Fetuses shall reign supreme

I've been practising my graphic design, and have made an advert for Specsavers. Did I do good?

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Dranpa gvae me a new insiclopidea. Anyone speik spanist?

why are people now a day such moralfags?

if you absolutely had to suck a PENIS but you could choose what the PENIS looked like so long as it remained a PENIS, what would it look like?

I always chose to play as a female during character selection - why would i want to look at a mans ass for 1000s of hours. Their design is way cute and have more outfits no matter game. Statistics says that most guys prefer to play as male chara in online games. your chance of getting a gf isnt getting bigger if you play as male

https://img.heyuri.net/f/koko.php?res=4197&page=0

For those who have heard about it, the short VN about a mysterious website called Heyuri is now up. You can play it for free on the flash board


For those who havent heard, see: https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=166606

If you wanna discuss it, please do so here: https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=15315&page=0#p5_15315 since both /f/ and /b/ have an age limit for threads


:smile:

Time to spend 30 minutes platforming and doing retarded puzzles and only a quarter of that time actually fighting demons!

my parents are behind me so please don't post anything weird :nyaoo:

that's adult man hair if you find this unattractive as a woman you are a pedophile.

big PENIS futanari or small PENIS futanari?

Believe it or not, I finally scored a girlfriend, woohoo! It’s been real, you FAGGOTS. I’m out. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, (which isn’t much.) Bye!

are cute girls who sound like buff men HOT? :nyaoo2:

Why is Dejiko screaming?

Now what is this link Jeff emailed me?
*click*
*scroll*
Oh my...!
*zip*
*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

...the powerglue dried Abit longer.or... idk. So annoying.

Today i went to the mall and arcade ヽ(´∇`)ノ
at the arcade they had a huge taiko machine and i wanted to play but you had to pay to play..ive never played taiko at an arcade but i have a drum at home( ´ω`)

there was also a knock off ddr and i had never played before and i kinda suked..there was another knock of ddr and i saw some people my age playing bad apple on it(;´Д`) i didnt know people in real life liked touhou!

Horses r 4 evar

orange juice for u

thank you everyone who came to share the most romantic moments of your life. we will be back next year with greater cheers. happy new years!
full res: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/08x43umy.jpg

cum in your hand and eat it
describe the taste

heyuri makes me feel less alone this new years night.......
whats everyone's new year's resolutions for 2026?!

Blocks your path

What would you do /b/?

you can’t tell me what to do..

(*TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO*)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Liru is a wonderful werewolf and I love her!

Happy New Year, /b/. This Winter sure is something else, huh? Seems like every day I'm shoveling at least ten tons of snow off the driveway. Today was certainly no exception, but at least checking up on the cup afterwards rose my spirits quite a bit.
Despite the contents of the cup appearing to be a lot more.. rich in this update, I once again was unable to add any extra ingredients to the brew. :sweat3:
Some drops were wasted on a few cookies leftover from Xmas. I felt festive, sue me.
Anyway, I hope you all had a swell New Year's, and I hope you have a good year to come. Until we meet again, pii~su.

:sad: This hit hard... :emo:

Mod me so I can single-handedly enforce NOTHING and spam hentai like a responsible adult.

remember the gurl who stabbed his gigolo?

Hello fellow Heyurizens. I am pleased to announce that in one week, I will release a project I have been working on for a while: A AA-based Visual Novel about Heyuri! You can download it to your computer or run it in the web, for free. It has the core features of any other VN (although the flash medium has its limitations), and is pretty short, about 1 or 2 hours depending on your reading speed.

Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy my game next friday.

As (I) have limited experience, please accept my amateur work.


Title: A place called Heyuri
Length: Short (1-2hr)
Developer: Positive Element
Type: Kinetic
Release: 1 JAN 2026

anynyan know where this is from?
:unsure:

Get your fortunes for the new year here!!
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

Shotacons should be given no quarter!! Today a fatwa is declared against shotacon invaders! :kuma6:

3D girls can be so cute ( ´ω`)

It's around that time of the year... again :nyaoo:

kitten burrito. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Is valkyria chronicles a good series? I remember playing 4 on my ps4 a few years ago and i think it was fun. It reminded me of fire emblem

I’m so awkward around girls I actually hate myself ;—;

hai heyuri it's 40 minutes until new years for me and i'm really bored. i'm only staying up because they'll give me wine.

How could you disappoint Hana-chan like this? :sad:

happy new year

whys everyone saying its the new year? theres still 4 hours to go ....

Teh Akari search engine is back!
Many other moe themes too.
https://mokyudex.moe

happy new years every1!!!! lets all have a big party......

:onigiri::nigra:

happy new heyuri-year!

Playing through Grim Dawn for the first time, I got it for 4 bucks on Steam. What second class should I choose once I hit level 10? My current class is inquisitor and I'm level 7

It's that time of the month (and year) again Heyuri!
Remember to say 'rabbit rabbit' as you wake up on the first day of a new month (and year) and you will be blessed with good luck!

2025 has been a weird year, but regardless we survived against the odds. post heyuri screencaps, OC, oekakis, photos, etc. from the past year ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I just saw a copule kiss while fireworks started firing, 2026 is ruined for me.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

does anyone knows which font is this one?

Hai I've never played Wizardry before. Which title should I start with?

THE WORMS!!!!!!!
THE WOOORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:nigra::nigra:

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i liek a lot of them..but if i haad to choice favorites, probably momo, lapis, and gakupo! (・∀・)

make OC with you vocal folds :lolico:

Can you beleize it's 2025 and Nintendo games STILL don't look liek this!?!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ

What are your thoughts about Sanseito?

hello again! sorry i havent posted, i got horrid sick and ive been so since christmas eve. but it was my birthday so its ok! i hope you all had a lovely christmas and let 2026 be a better year than the shitshow that was 2025!

Why do the strong, handsome jocks always get the sexy Japanese babes :emo:

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

How much money would it take for you to put on an outfit like this and be a whore-boy? :unsure:

I wish I was a girk so I could post on /j/ (ಡ‸ಡ)(ಡ‸ಡ)(ಡ‸ಡ)

oyasumiii~

OHA-LUCKY!

hyjukuhyhjujjnnjmu

How do I use the entire W row for dumb characters like ゐゑ to be converted by default without selecting them? ゐ゙ゑ゙ヸヹ I need them to type Tewi

Keyboard tricks thread?

For anyone who does not know
si　＝　し
tu　＝　つ
etc.

thi　＝　てぃ
dhu　＝　でゅ
whe　＝　うぇ
etc.

xtu　＝　っ
ltu　＝　っ
xi　＝　ぃ
lo　＝　ぉ
etc. x and l are fine

If U get drunk in japan they turn you into a burrito :cry:

Praying to God my family doesn't fight over Christmas

I got a cool christmas story to share, /b/.
So I was at my crappy job stocking da shelves today, and this cute little 4 foot asian girl gets in my way to get a yogurt, and bumps into me in the process. She bows and says "s-sorry!" and I awkwardly say "it's your g-finnnee!", and she runs away with her yogurt.
If that wasn't cute enough, two minutes later she came back over to me and said "please have this bracelet", and she proceeded to hand me pic related. My heart instantly melted.
The bracelet smells so good, /b/. It smells like sweet pussy juice burning eternally in the warmest incense pit in a comfy log cabin on a cool Winter's night. It's my only present, and I'm cherishing it for the rest of my life. :happy:

do u go to teh cums bar??? Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!

I am the announcer and I have decided to host the 2025 Mr Olympia competition before the end of the year. Now for the new blood that has entered heyuriopolis I will explain what the Mr Olympia competition is. This is where we judge men's physiques and will announce the greatest physique of them all. Let's see how great the competition is for this year.

THE ATHEIST IS NO BETTER THAN A DOG!!!

eveyday i get on /b/ and i see a heyurizen brag about a loli encounter, and i cant tell if u guys are making shit up, OR IF IM THE ONLY UNLUCKY F4G3T :angry: :angry:

Go young warrior and defeat the evil demon lord. I shall give you a holy sword to stab it with. Amen brother.

Have some AI-generated mashimaros. This thread doesn't really fit on /h/ or /l/ since there are both lolis and a hag.

Take care of your NEET sisters! It is your duty as a man! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

:sad: Basically my sister used to do stuff like this to me all the time as a kid.... :emo:

Why haven't you made your robo-waifu, geek?

are boys with small PENISes girls?

A very merry Christmas to my brothers in Christ.
A happy Hanukah to the Jewish anons if we have any.
And a happy Kwanzaa to my niggas. :nigra:
:xp::xp::xp:

I set up Jellyfin in my house so my dad can watch The Muppet Show but he keeps on watching Moetan and messing up the watched episodes list Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

Lets find the first thread posted on Heyuri

To do this, go to the overboard, and then scroll to the last page. the very last thread should be the oldest one/first

Would you drink a cute girls cerebrospinal fluids?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i have a gap in my teeth, its actually not too big, but i cant decide if i should get braces or keep it as is,,..

so ill let /b/ decide :biggrin:

Is anyone willing to part ways with their brain? I need one please.

ITS TIME TO SUMMON THE PEZIDENT

POST CHEN AND KUD PICS

how do i make my parents stop trying to force me to go to university????/ (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)

Just finished watching this. It's fucking great
If you're interested in actual adult animation then check this. Of course, there's no guarantee you're going to like it 'cause it's very weird and conceptual to some extent

happy boxing day

I'm watching this documentary about some otaku circle working on a Sister Princess doujinshi circa 2003 right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp-CodRkaqk
(there is a p2 too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHCURBYeu54 )

It's kewl, shows a bit around their circle's room (that they are renting just for their circle of I think 3 years) with many sispri merch, also they are talking about browsing similar otaku websites on the internet :biggrin:

Merry Christmas from nashikouen (revive nashi)

What would you do if every online server exploded at once and all internet services went down permanently(;´Д`)

i got many :biggrin::nyaoo-closedeyes:

merikuri heyuri!!!!!!!!! (^_^)

christmas day i am inside you

SANTA IS DIE
CHRISTMAS CANCEL :angry::angry:

can someone recommend me some old anime?
ive watched nichijou and luckystar but i think everyon has

meri kurisumasu heyuri （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! :xd:

https://youtu.be/0lbmpET8s1Q?t=476

kids shouldnt be disabled !! :closed-eyes2::closed-eyes2:

check out my new hat

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

M-Merikurisumasu, onii-chan... h-here's your present!! :blush:

Today I will play Yu-gi-oh ultimate masters. I have 6 deck options I shall allow you friends to choose my starter deck.

Merry Christmas, everyone!!! :biggrin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-PyWfVkjZc

Thousands of years ago into the future...

my cherry kvass is finished ヽ(´∇`)ノ

oishii desu ( ´ω`)

I've seen a few people propose stream ideas in the past, so I figured I'd give it a go :smile:
Anime Club Saga: A video series centered around the lives of the inhabitants of the now-defunct Albany Public Library Anime Club. ACS is very near and dear to my heart, and it's something I watch every Christmas. It's a series no longer than one half hour, and watching it is a joyous experience no one should ever be deprived of. I've never had the chance to watch this series with anyone, despite my annual viewing of it being one of the only Christmas traditions I have left. It's a tradition I'd like to share with /b/ this Christmas Eve.
Now, there are two problems that stand in the way:
One, it isn't an anime.
Two, it's only 30 minutes. I feel like it'd work best as an interlude, or a pre-show to some larger piece of media. One OVA I always watch every Christmas is Itsudatte My Santa! If there aren't any other stream plans for Christmas Eve, maybe we could watch that too? Let me know what you guys think, or ignore the thread if you think it's a stupid idea :biggrin:
I hope you all have a merikurisumasu regardless :iyahoo:
But, if the streaming of this holiday classic is considered, here's the full series:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1C735AA2B06A7CB2

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

The princess maker 1&2 source code for PC98 is out. I don't know if anyone really cares, and if you did, you probably heard about it, but does anyone on Heyuri have any ideas of what to do with it?

https://github.com/ritsuro/PrincessMakerPC9801
https://github.com/ritsuro/PrincessMaker2xPC9801

as they say, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

So, I like going to pubs myself only order coca cola and sing along to Karaoke. It's really improved my opinion of women because lots of different women come up to me to talk and dance with me and are often very friendly. Guys are also good natured towards me as well.

:biggrin:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Guys, do you really think this book is good for learning the history of 2016 and the years around that time?
I feel like the meme wars is something that has been censored ever since, it feel like void century in Onepiece where they wipe them all out, i mean it still there but it's hard to find those material, all those video back then etc...

I liek south east asian girls with big glassses :love:

party hard!

do u guys think kaguya has kuz locked up in his basement?

...

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

growing up with 2 sisters and being raised mostly by my mother and grandmother (my father was always at work and my grandfather couldnt do much since he was disabled) made me hate women with every shred of my fiber