i shit you not and it smells

Alright. I fucked my bunkasai entry so now i'm going into the porn industry. What do i make.. and how do i not make it shit...

do you guys liek karaoke and things like that?
i want to enjoy it but i dont have a good voice...

Petit-cheese pai

Liar, Cheater, Selfish, Manipulator.

Does anyone have all the stuff from this guy?
Not trying to summon him or anything, it's just that i should've saved some more

some fag stole skeleton-san's leg!

calling all sexy, hot men 30+, this is thread for us. sexy hot dads, hot DILF with hairy body, musky hot men. if you are sexy hot man 30+ years old assemble in this thread.

When was the last time you touched your Wii?

WTF is his problem ?!

who writes JAV titles man? why do they disclose the entire story there and then?

being sick while not being is sick greatest thing ever, skipping out work or school, heyuri all day!~

you should do teh same! today is Heuyuri-skippig day!

all these years drawing bant-tan and I still can't draw a perfect portrait of her
how shameful of me, i will punch a wall until my hands bleed as punishment

i am a whistleblower who works in aviation and know many other people who work in aviation around the world and these are the crashes i think that are imminent (i give 70-80% shot of happening by the end of the decade.)

air france and other french airlines like french bee still have terrible crm and cockpit culture. even after the bea was suppost to fix everything after air france 447 its still pretty bad. air france almost repeated af447 back in 2022 with one of their 777s. they also had a close call with a fuel leak on an a330 back in 2020 not following proper fuel leak procedure.

the a320 has had some flight control issues causing sudden nose dives. this month it happened to a jetblue a320 and last month it happened on an airarabia a320.

russian aviation has had a severe issue with counterfit parts ever since the war in ukraine and the subsequent sanctions. i will say this will worst affect their a320neos since those parts are in very high demand.

the middle eastern carriers have had very lax hiring rules to support their rapid growth and have terrible working conditions for their pilots/flight attendents. i think it is only a matter of time until one of those carriers has a crash. the UAE already experienced the consequences of this with the crash of flydubai 981 and emirates 521 back in 2016. my guess is it will happen to one of the other carriers in the area like qatar, saudia, or airarabia

a ground collision or mid air collision is bound to happen at EWR. they have had many close calls in the past and the atc system keeps glitching. this is in addition to both being in the busiest airspace in the world and being understaffed.

I commissioned this sketch about eight hours ago. Five dollars well spent!

i dont know which one of you put this thing on the uploader but it's amazing.

now everyone else can see it too ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

post shops!

we are playing tf2 with yakuruto on teh sunday(halloween modes), if someone is interested i will post on the heyuri steam group and we can add eachother

worst accent to hear during sex?

Loli is love
Loli is life
Oh dear little loli
Won't you be my wife?

Hideaki Anno directed a movie... i wonder if it's good as i never heard anyone mention it.

dice1d10=1

I missed teh actual Bunkasai date by several days, but better late than nevar, amirite?

Teh CGI Game Club is proud to present... Heyuri Town!!!1 ＼（＾Ｏ＾）／

https://cgi.heyuri.net/town/
https://cgi.heyuri.net/town/
https://cgi.heyuri.net/town/

This game is a virtual town/life sim/RPG where players can develop their characters, get jobs, play minigames, buy/win stuff, build houses in the towns (bulletin boards/stores), compete with other towns, form relationships, get married, raise kids, and moar

There are currently 4 towns where users can settle, teh layouts of which have been designed by yours truly. Some towns are better than others (intentionally), but if there's any improvements u can think of, plz let me know

Right now, the core elements of the game (+ a few extras) have been implemented, but there's still a load more features/minigames/etc that have yet to be translated/added (two examples: a bingo system and some kind of farming minigame). They will be added in time as long as people are interested in playing

I have serious reason to suspect that my own father was involved in the Epstein trafficking network. He was a high level executive at one of the biggest corporations in America, that manages a store with 100s of branches in each city.

I have finally told him to fuck off forever snd his response was "I'm gonna send someone for you" (to kidnap you). I finally realized what a deeply evil monster he is along with his evil wife (my so called mother). I suspect that he may be connected to Mossad indirectly since Epstein and his GF were literally Mossad.

What should I do, bros?

In other words, I think my father HAS the Epstein list.

I also suspect that the Epstein list is actually a list of the MKULTRAed Disney childhood stars who may have been created from test tubes in Israel, like Britney Spears, Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, etc. Basically we are cloned test tube babies created in a laboratory. We were not created thru normal human conception.

Anyway when I confronted my father about him being connected with the Epstein list, he wept, meaning he was guilty, then he started laughing like a DEMON, cackling like it was funny. I'm sure that people who met Jeffrey Epstein also thought he was a normal guy at first. They didn't realize what was behind the mask, what a pure monster was there.

Then he said "I'm gonna send some one for you" meaning he was gonna try to get me kidnapped or disappeared. What an evil person. Even at the near end of his life, he refuses to repent and face justice. That would mean he is STILL connected to the human trafficking (Epstein) networks. Why not just admit the truth and repent? My sister also confirmed to me that a lot of very weird stuff happened to her in childhood and her teen years so I also strongly suspect she was sexually abused and or trafficked to elite pedophiles. Understand yet why I say my father is evil?

The Epstein list may also be some kind of kill switch or activation for a suicide code in the MKULTRA individuals, and it may be connected to the arrest of Benjamin Netyanyahu and also be connected to the "Samson Option" which would be activated upon the destruction of Israel or the arrest of Netyanyahu. Hence why they are so desperate to just bury the topic of the Epstein list and start WW3 as soon as possible to distract people.

By releasing the Epstein list, it could cause the deaths of a lot of people because who knows how many people are MKULTRA programmed at this point

Did anyone play Princess Maker? Or ever care for it?

id be surprised if anyone on here already has
for me i feel like ill never get someone to like me┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

It surprises me to find out that Heat is apparently considered a classic movie. I just found it boring and drawn out ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

buying a kotasu would be so nice during cold winterz~

BEHOLD, THIS IS WHAT YOUR OVERLORDS LOOK LIKE
DO WITH THIS INFORMATION AS YOU WILL
DO NOT ASK HOW I GOT THIS

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ever typed random things into your search bar and clicked whatever came up???? clicked a creepy website???? what did you see????

I just opened up my old discontinued Toshiba Satellite (customized matte screen panel), changed the thermal paste, and reattached the temperature sensor. Ordered a new battery, and ordered 16 GB of RAM to max out and replace the old 8 GB.

What OS should I install on it?
And what would you suggest doing on it (other than browsing Heyuri, of course)?

In this thread, I will post some flash that I made but never posted on the internet because I thought they were too stupid or unfinished
(I'm making a thread for that because it would be spam to dump it all on Flash@Heyuri)

uhhhh enjoy at your own discretion (´人｀)

Opening a package I got from Rabbitfield

I need some help.
I want to download a couple of videos from discord DMs but when i do they get turned into .MOV and the quality goes to shit

Guess who finally got themselves a brown gf ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Yes its real, yes i asked a girl on a date and she said yes

AMA

So fellas i did what you told me and now my wife also has aid ヽ(´ー｀)ノヽ(´ー｀)ノ

raep

So which one of you is this based on?

are there a free ai chatbot websites where you can make your own chatbot without underage/incest restrictions

it sucks to know that a bunch of magdalenian niggers from upper paleolithic age are better oc drawers than me

i want to steal wifi from one of my neighbors, how easy is this and what tool would be best to use?

Here's a quick riddle for all them toehoe fans or something.
(Take the name of this past Heyuri Cytube anime and the first/last (depending on order) name of the main heroine from AIR, in order as seen on picrel. If you know, you know. Extra internets for whoever gets the filename reference.)

Konnichiwa Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu

(Greetings, Nice to meet you in Nihongo tl note: Nihongo is the language of the Japanese)

They escaped!

If this post gets banned the website will die
Fuck you nigger!

I'll ask here since there's a good congregation of you, but why are today's young people nerds so boring and/or weird? It's like everyone I talk to aged 18-27 that isn't a complete normalfag is either some hypersexual fiend or some mealy mouthed homebody that doesn't want to do anything. No one wants to go outside to do anything, no one wants to do karaoke, or go to the beach, or even get coffee.

is there anyway to get rid of grief /b/?（ ´,_ゝ`）

Ok so i gave up on my wife since she fucking left me again. (;´Д`)

I gave homosexuality a chance and went on a date with a guy trough grindr. We went to a bar it was a nice time until he fucking druged me and i woke up behind the dumpsters with a 20€ bill on my lap. I think this homosexuality thing is working out pretty nicely. Free drinks and a 20€ bill ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

Pr0nz has been banned on /b/
anyone posting pr0nz on /b/ will be fined up to 200 lolis (´～`)

TOUHOU THIS PLACE UP!!

anons! what are you up to?
what are you doing while checking heyuri or were doing?
me? i drank the soup that gives you explosive diarrhea
now? im experiencing explosive diarrhea

CHRISTMAS!
IN!
NOVEMBER!

rape and murder at the same time

I found a video that mentions heyuri!

Hello Heyuri! I proclaim computer and technology club where we share knowledge!

What do you think of VR?

I've been trying to bulk and leave skelly mode for months, then a flu comes along and forcefully deflowers my stomach until I lose 10 pounds in a week.
How can I recoup?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Try to converse with one another across different languages. Any language. Basically /jp/ but it doesn't have to Japanese-only. Говори, что хочешь. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

ロリのマンコから寿司を食べるのが好きだ。(´π｀)

eat, refresh heyuri, sleep once the sun rises, repeat
such is a simple life

Well /b/?

Today is my birthday~

( ´ω` )

while you were arguing on the internet, I installed Fedora Linux 43!

and then I jacked my PENIS off to Remilia Scarlet

My wife fucking left me again ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Should i just give up and give homosexuality a chance? (・∀・)

Who is Kyle and why does everyone want to see him?

Man. I'm thirsty.

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my ass on the internet, so the NSA can spy on it and try to keep an eye on it.
Maybe call the FBI on it.

hi guise, im m00t, creator of 4chan, plz send me ur nudes so I can verify ur membership, kthx

It appears that a new episode of Lucky Star has been discovered after 18 years! Naturally, only the cultured men of Heyuri are allowed to see it
>https://youtu.be/_z18Qd-Zoi4

I present the first ever Ichigo Mashimaro romhack and hopefully not the last. To run romhacks in MAME you need to use the command line.
Windows command: "C:\mame install dir\mame" -rompath "C:\rom dir" dkong

MAME download: https://www.mamedev.org/release.html
Game: https://up.heyuri.net/gemusrc/gemu036.zip
If anyone can't watch this AV1 webm I'll post a VP9 one later.

Hello, it's my first thread

kyupi!!!!!

I made this image for it through

Rate this LAN Party.

Here’s my uhh… drawin :3 (I Fucking suck at drawing plz don’t make fun of it)

Hello!

MIINA-SAN! Plz place your orders!

the menu is limited only by ur imagination!

Post !

the most attractive banana wins the Banana beauty pageant (decided by me around 15:00 UTC)!

Post a song that represents your country's traditional culture

Related is a song of the "vallenato" genre, which is big in Colombia's coast region

Heyuri Broadcasting Club presents...

Heyuri Jukebox!

It was supposed to be a proper internet radio, but... it turns out I don't actually know how to set one up! I hope it’s not a big issue that it’s not sending ICY metadata but is really just a front-end playing audio files... So I'm calling it a Jukebox for now (for good?).
Leaving that aside, all the songs are picked randomly from what you've been uploading to our Music uploading board @ https://up.heyuri.net/m.php
Enjoy!

Link: https://radio.heyuri.net/

※ Autoplay probably doesn't work on your browser, so press the play buttan when the page loads

Sorry to post about this again, but I wanted to share my experience more about exactly why I love it so much. I am in absolute love with CRBA and just want to share that with other people.

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Several years ago, I stumbled upon an exceptionally beautiful yet little-known art series titled Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy. While ostensibly a fan work of My Little Pony, its uniqueness struck me as so profound that it felt almost entirely original - save for the character names. As the title suggests, the story follows the lives of anthropomorphic ponies attending a ballet academy.

I can't quite pinpoint why, but this work radiates a surreal, otherworldly aura - a uniquely captivating atmosphere unlike anything I'd encountered before. That first encounter left me immersed in its surreal experience for an entire day. When I stumbled upon it late at night, it felt eerie at first, but that sense of dissonance quickly dissolved into pure admiration. I fell into a beautiful trance, utterly captivated. I experienced an indescribable surreal, ethereal sensory journey, while also catching whiffs of a sweet, phantom scent.

The next morning, I thought it had been nothing but a dream, yet I was delighted to discover it was all real. Throughout the rest of that day, the sensation intensified, leaving me in a perpetual state of waking reverie, only ending when dusk eventually washed it away. Strangest of all, once that feeling faded, I could recall nothing of the day's events - only that serene, eternal sense of serendipitous bliss remained.

Whenever I gaze upon it, a peculiar feeling arises - as if it were something that shouldn't exist in reality, something unimaginable. Like a fragment of some magical dream miraculously transplanted into reality. Without any backstory, I could fully envision the entire series as if it truly existed. This wasn't a story I'd invented; it felt as though the sensation itself contained an inherent narrative thread. I can vividly picture the dreamlike fragmentation, imbued with a fleeting innocence. I can even precisely imagine how each character's voice should sound - those otherworldly tones seem to transcend time and space, originating nowhere in particular yet carrying an intensely intimate quality.

My fascination with CRBA has never waned over the years. I scoured the internet for every trace of it, only to discover how remarkably obscure it remains - a fact that deeply disappoints me. It seems everyone who encounters it finds it utterly brilliant, yet for some reason it never gains the recognition it deserves. AVCHonline's artistic evolution has been equally astonishing. Within just a few short years, he's leaped from rough cartoon sketches to the pinnacle of the CRBA series, yet even his earlier works have garnered more attention than his later creations.

I've made it my mission to make people find out about it and (hopefully) experience the same awe that I felt. So I've created a website to catalog all of the artwork in one place (and in the highest quality). Prior to this, it was scattered in many places across the internet, much of it only available in low resolution.

I've also created an imageboard for it.

The main site is here: https://crba.dedyn.io
The imageboard is here: https://ib.crba.dedyn.io

For an introduction to CRBA, I recommend starting with the AcademyLIVE sub-series: https://crba.dedyn.io/?id=181
For the absolute peak of it (all of CRBA is amazing, but I think this one in particular is probably the most detailed and stunning): https://crba.dedyn.io/?id=88

I also recommend checking out his music and animations for the CRBA series here: https://crba.dedyn.io/video

Do you like chinese people?

For this thing http://tululoo.com/

Venture into the nightmarish hell realms of the Mad Fuck in this delirious videogaming journey.



Windows build:
https://files.catbox.moe/rrmkz7.zip

Linux build:
https://files.catbox.moe/3zsdek.x86_64

macOS build:
https://files.catbox.moe/7j6tkl.zip

Godot 4 source code (everything you see here is bad practice):
https://files.catbox.moe/zl04to.7z

Full play-through (spoilers):
https://files.catbox.moe/vf8oze.mp4

Thanks for playing!

When was the last time you actually paid for music?

How does your woman of dreams look like, /b/?

its my birthday

to me, as generic an option as it may be, it HAS to be the first Silent Hill and Silent Hill 2. horror does it best 4 me in vidya form, and SH is the best at it.

There once was a boy...

In less than 4 hours (see the countdown in global message) we are going to have a halloween stream. We will first watch Halloween (1978), and then Kairo (2001)

Join from here when it's the time: https://watch.heyuri.lol/r/stream

Hello all. I hope everyone had a good Halloween this year
Since last time, I've moved the cup to a different hiding spot. My dad's been snooping around my room lately, and I can't risk him finding it. Up until he started going in my room, the cup's been *drumroll* under my bed. Yeah, not the most clandestine spot.
I've been thinking about the final plan for the puke vessel for quite some time now.
The barf keeps getting darker, and stinkier. Osaka's decaying. Sniffing it physically hurts now. It couldn't even assist me in dropping a load today.
I'm proud to say no outside contaminants have entered the cup, since I've done a good job of keeping it sealed. Speaking of which, I've sadly not been able to add any of my sister's period blood to the brew. No blood, no boogers, no feces, spit or urine. Nothing has entered the cup, and that's not good. I think the microbes could use a good snack, and the smell would probably improve if I added another substance of hers to the vomit.
Anyway, that's all for now. Hopefully by the December edition, things will be better. I hope Bunkasai goes well!
Cheers, and bye for now

It's Halloween, so... Do you remember the Slenderman craze? Back then, did you believe he was real? Was he discussed in your friend group?

I'm in a halloween party and kind of drunk right now. Help me behave

let's make an scary story
...ONE WORD AT A TIME!
Long

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

My wife came back ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Have you ever fapped to 2014 minecraft youtuber yaoi?

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

Do you think Gensokyan youkai girls celebrate Halloween? I mean, they are monsters too, although eastern ones. Do they even know about it? Maybe Sanae could introduce it to them.

Would you open your door to a trick-or-treating youkai girl?

HAPPY~ HALLOWEEN~~~~~~~

If anyone's interested this radio station is spinning Halloween themed 80s tracks today:
http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue Plaved
Click "Listen Live!" or use this link:
http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Nice to see the Halloween theme is back, with different colors this year.

What is the halloween stream about?

Hai guys. So I've been playing minecraft recently and have run into this weird bug where you can see some other player model, even tho i play on singleplayer. Any idea what's going on?

I present the latest update to our age verification feature!（⌒∇⌒ゞ）

am i schizo? it feels like theres a lot moar…Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

woah it's teh halloween!

BOOOOOO!

Ugh, lately I've been feeling lazy about showering kek

I couldn't get pussy or a cat! FUCK!!

Heyuri-tan, how must i solve this?!

Hello everyone! ^__^
How are y'all feeling today ｡*:☆(≧◡≦)｡:゜☆｡

There will be a new yearly Lucky Channel episode where Minoru and Akira will present interesting things in the near future!

Dear viewers are encouraged to send mail, comments and questions to the Lucky Channel cast where they will all be read. Please do not send fake and attention grabbing stories like that pervert Konata!!!

Please may it be under 250 characters and remember to add your name and your city! (Can be fictitious)

Anons, I failed a physics and chemistry exam and got a very bad grade, although I passed music with the highest grade. What should I do?

Hey.
I’m watching you, okay?

Hey guys .. my trash crashed.

bite my shiny metal ass!

hows your day anons? today the police and ambulances showed up next to my driveway, they were visiting a neighbor my age probably older, he is now on the other side and i would not like to forget about it there are no reason to go to gensokyo yet right?
hope all anons are doing good

I've been using Linux Mint and although it has some limitations, it's very customizable and obviously private and ad-free, which is pretty good. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

So i've been doing a little noticing

And i've noticed that countries that have a long history of eating visually disgusting things typically have girls who have a lower aversion to oral sex.

I think this is because, mentally - subconsciously a PENIS is no different from fried while fish on a stick, or stinky squid thats been left out all day, and if you eat that stuff then dicks are not a big deal, even if they smell kind of weird sometimes.

tldr; higher disgust tolerance for PENISes if you already eat gross sea animals or duck fetuses etc.

Any swedish people here?

I'm planning to visit sweden this winter, specifically, going to a resort in the kinda northern parts of sweden, rural area, for christmas! With my whole family!

splitgate 1’s servers shut down, splitgate 2 flopped, and battlefield 6’s UI makes me want to vomit instead of playing the game — plus the season pass bullshittery what FPS games can I even play now? destiny 2? fucking call of duty? I didn't quite like titanfall 2 when I played it but now I'll have to give it another chance

I've compiled the pale moon web browser without the pulseaudio poettering cancer and with webp support declawed. I love being unemployed!! Although my browser now crashes when I go on a website with a webp image.. Maybe I can fix that with noscript . Nevermind, noscript preferences crashes aswell

Anyway I've uploaded my mozconfig if anyone wants to suffer aswell.

http://up.heyuri.net/src/4920.txt

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Hey plebs, I'll use this tripcode from time to time. I'll try to maintain common sense and try to be liked by you.
Nice to meet you ^^

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Here finishing a job in the early morning

My best friend just insulted my wife. I love them both, but I can't let this slide. Luckily, I know where he lives IRL. ITT we come up with ways to kill him.

I think he browses this site, so if you're reading this, dave, I'm gonna stomp your guts out.

Shall we have an Halloween stream? Maybe we can watch some Japanese horror movie

Play with my joysticks ..

FOOT

Do you pay your respect to those you have lost over the years?
I do try to remember a few who sadly passed away, remembering and cheering on the good times and hope they are resting well. It may be cringe ngl but its how I cope.

(>It may be cringe ngl but its how I cope.
Pleease follow Rule 8)

are you dressing up for halloween this year?

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ1IcO-731w
it's time to dance

To all Shroomers,
You have made a grave error in crossing us.
This is not a warning, but a statement of fact: your actions will have consequences.
Cease your interference with our operations, or you will face repercussions beyond your control.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

You have been warned.

I don't know which videogame i should play next. Give me some ideas (´人｀)

imagine being asked to play minecraft only to be broken up with. COULDN'T BE ME!

Swastiface is moe

In more important nyus, puchiko made this snow cat

revoltech,figma,shf, western bs, please

i got this spaltoon plush today

felt liek sharing

Are you interested in the Miyuki special massage? Where the hands go first and boobs follow?

I fell in love with a 3d girl... we talked everyday for a few weeks due to having to cooperate on a school project, and now, I think I developed feelings for her...

Guys, I don't really know how to approach this. I need your best advice on how to get the girl

HERE CUMS KUMA-SAN

rest in peace alitalia 1947-2021. killed by covid and had their corpse repossessed and repuppeted by the germans.

I wonder if I manage to finish my stuff in time for bunkasai

I have been recollecting everything I know for the past week and I worry I might not finish it, I am at 60000 characters and still feel like I need 80% more

My head fried

What's the most perverted thing you've done as a child?

What's the scariest thing you've ever seened?

tabemi-chan

Browsing Heyuri archives and noticing subtle differences is always fun
https://archive.ph/ZBMYM

trick or treat smell my feet

I don't know what the crap is wrong with my body,no matter what I do I'm always on fire,not "turned on" or "horny" just warm, and I absolutely hate it,i live in a darn small town with a radioactive sun,it makes it even worse,I'm warm everywhere, but for some darn reason my thighs or well inner thighs are always on fire,I can't stand this anymore is so uncomfortable, what's wrong with my body temperature

what song is this? https://files.catbox.moe/3899df.mp3
i tried slowing it if that makes it better
https://files.catbox.moe/86yi0i.mp3
(also the image has nothing to do with it i just have no storage so theres nothing on meh desktop)

putafeet exist and he ate my ass

What kind of technology has been your companion for a long period of your life?

I've had a 16 GB Sandisk usb drive since 2013, flashed it repeatedly with shit and yet it still works. I since bought another, but i keep losing one or the other in my room, so i end up using either one for stuff still. I'm amazed how helpful its been despite USB flash drives being notorious for killing themselves with prolonged usage.

Make sure you're home alone.
Enter your room.
Open the door about 15 cm.
Sit in the chair with your back to the door, about a meter and a half from it.
Close your eyes and count to 10 slowly.

Open your eyes.

If you have taken the steps correctly, the Voyeur will begin to observe you from the gap in the door. Important: DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. Nothing annoys him more than those who turn their heads to look directly at him.

Now he'll start to play with you. He might try to startle you with strange sounds. He might open the door and come over to you. Don’t worry - close your eyes and don't move, you’ll be safe. You might feel his breath on you as he looks you over, but he'll never touch you. After about 10 minutes, the Voyeur will get bored and leave. Perhaps he'll leave a little gift as thanks for playing with him.

Pooping

i always find myself here when im high...

he doesn't seem that bad to me (ﾟｰﾟ)

I found this big bewbs anime girl on xitter so I'm posting it here. https://x.com/chobi800/status/1981714366694109420

for a few months now, ive started randomly passing out into sleep without being able to control it…it can start from even 17:00.. i also will usually wake up from it once or multiple times then fall right back to sleep . ive tried looking up why this happens but havent gotten a real answer….can any nerds help me??

howdy heyurizens, ive always been curious what your weirdest anime or cartoon crush was, come on, Give me something strong, something really weird
My turn first: Mister Mind from the DC universe
Yes, i had crush on him (he was super kawaii according to my 9 year old self..I still think he is cute ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)

Somebody call a doctor...!

not for me

Have any other Amerifats tried to order things from Japan under in the past few months? Apparently because of tariff fuckery Japan Post is temporarily refraining from shipping things to the US until there's more clarification about policy. I read that DHL is still possible to use and chose that as a shipping method from AmiAmi, but can any others confirm?

Picrel is what I'm buying. Should have gone with Clownpiece, she surely would have been exempt for patriotic duty

KRAMNIK DID NOTHING WRONG

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YOU ARE CHILD WILL BE HAPPY, FUUKA.

Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the internet.

I hate being brown, don't get me wrong I'm not racist, there's a bunch of beautiful black and brown woman and men out there, but I'm not in their league,I have the worst combination ever: brown and ugly,I'm only racist to myself because I truly deserve it, Also I live in a darn country with the most brightest sun ever, there's no winter and rainy cloudy days barely last a few minutes before the annoying sun again to ruin my skin,every time I go out I look more brown, there's nothing I can do to stop it,I swear I would look better if I was white,I want to be white AHHHGHSHWHEHD

With the modern internet and OSINT, being a stalker is trivial. Aside from good old "not putting your address on the interwebs", what could you do to prevent stalking, or people getting your hands on your location?

Welcome to the future of age verification

Lets just make sure you are fully developed

I failed to uplaod to the Heyuri★CGI so I must create a new thread in order to post progress of my shitty game. I added win and lose conditions, as well as score. I'm still conflicted as to where to host this. I'm also worried that I only work on this game when I'm drunk.

i am 2 lazy 2 maek a topic 4 a thread, so maek this thread yours.

hey hys so i hjave a confession im a real; girl and im actualy a disab;ledgirl as wll.im drink as hell

please like me and bemates with me as wel beause m a girl in reallife and im havn somuch fun and yeah gys.,. hAVED FUN. you gyusgtoo

im also racist

I only have two panties I can wear,yes only 2,I have another one but it's too tight for my fat ass,yes my father has money for everything except giving me money to buy clothes, honestly I don't know when he will gives me money to buy anything,I can't live with two underwear, sometimes when all my clothes are stinky and dirty I have to wear no panties,i have to wear two shorts,yes two shorts.Im doomed hehe

How did you all lose your virginity?

Hey so I'm gonna get a computer in Christmas but idk what Thing I should do with it besides watching YouTube or playing games, what else you can do in a computer??

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ATTENTION ALL FEMALE USERS, YES ALL 3 OF YOU

Today's your lucky day!
I'm looking for a lady to be my wife, and instead of finding one in real life, I naturally decided my chances are better here.
I don't mean any fake internet love, I'm serious, I plan to get married and stay committed to whoever the lucky gal is. Let's face it, if you're posting here then
you probably have the same chances I have of finding a soulmate in the real world, so give me a shot, what have you go to lose?

So let's talk and see what we have in common on our first date, I'll pay:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/

Robot Warz ヽ(´∇`)ノ

In front of all Heyuri, suddenly, the famous 10-year old girl from Tomoeda Elementary School, Kinomoto Sakura appears! (・∀・)

H-hey everyone.. I guess i'll get started by introducing myself here. Here's my card

(13 YEAR OLD WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

This is "Anime" according to western companies

What would heyuri do to caco ANUS? Somebody should make a mod where you rape the cacodemon in the ANUS.

Any recommendations on how to lose weight without expensive diets or puking? I don't want to get Eds..

To get to teh LOLi you must first get past 𝔇𝔢𝔯 ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔡.

Do you dare proceed, adventurer?

lol

Ignore the shitty background. Unfortunately, that's the stickiest wall in my house (´～`)

Out of ideas so taking requests. Erotic, silly, doesn't matter

Her name is Siemens 1214C DC/DC/DC. Be nice to her she's old and her software is buggy.

I left yesterday's coffee on my desk, and didn't pick it up. Last night, I left the windows open as I went to bed to let the cool air in.
I come back to my room today around 7pm, and this is what the coffee looks like now. What the fuck, nature?

No cheating allowed. Share your results

https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/pokemon

IT’S A PAC-MAN MUFFINS!!!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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So there's a survey about digimon story time stranger. And they basically ask if a new digimon game were to be released what type of game would you like it to be. Now I think this is very exploitable? Maybe we can give them a flood of a singular lulzy suggestion. It ends October the 30th.

Nigra posting

two big pumpkins