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I found my fragrance for 2026 😁

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:blush:
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>>1109
yoon BUM haha ghey
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>>1032
not true!! hes at least bi...
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>>1140
our boy kissed a girl and felt nothing
our boy was leaning over a naked rei and apologised for violating her privacy
our boy jerked off to a girl out of desperation and voiced only regret
our boy let other boys beat him and didnt fight back
our boy cried over having to hurt another boy
our boy is definately not bi
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>>1152
ah.... i cant take it!!!! its not true!!!! it cant be!!!!:cry:

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how do you joshis feel about magic, do you believe or practice? tarot or astrology? have you seen a ghost even maybe :glare:
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when i was a kid i used to try to do witchcraft and convince everyone it was real
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i used to try to do rituals with my blood to get a boy to like me......
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>>1144 did they work
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>>1144
like lowering your blood sugar to lose weight?
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>>1147
no.... i gave up....

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i have to wait for them to grow out i guess…(´~`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ive been there

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any shotacons here?ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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YES
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Thats a PENIS ! LOL
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i love little boys :drool:
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:nyaoo2:
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ouh.... so cute.... so erotic....

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I just learned the reason why girls cant use boy toilets is because if you touch one of their toilets you could get pregnant. there are sperms all over the walls and door handles and toilet seats and my cousin told me that they never clean boy bathrooms so all the sperms just live there foreber
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>>1010
I can confirm this. (´~`)
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if thats true, then why dont the boys get pregnant after touching the sperm...
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>>1137
who said they didn't? (・∀・)
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you cant get prengant from a batroom stupid
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>>1141
how do you know? have you tried it?

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Do you have a special guy in your life?

not necessarily a romantic person but someone you look up to or care about? Or is special to you?

My best friend is male and i think about him every day. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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probably my best friend
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Does my otousan count? He's awesome :biggrin:
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family friend who i was close with when i was younger... now we barely speak :sad:
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>>1131
daddys count especially ヽ(´∇` )ノ

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Did you have a good christmas?
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yes!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>1106
i got a bunch of notebooks and pens LOL. it was nice

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Do you ever think about what you really care about? Not what people around you expect you to want, but what you yourself consider the most important thing to you.

Sometimes I talk about this with my friend, about how a lot of humans (men, women and children) expect other humans to act and behave in a certain way, and will relentlessly mock and tear them down (verbally, sometimes violently) if they do not conform to their mental model. Easy examples I can think of are how women are expected to marry and have children, men are expected to behave "in ways that attract women", and how individuals are expected to act in the interest of the many over the few. I can understand the reasons why this is so prevalent everywhere, but it still saddens me that this is the state of everything.

In my case, I like looking pretty and girly (note there is a slight distinction between pretty and sexy, and girly and womanly). I have seen people get told off for "acting childish/immature". Admittedly, I have not experienced being made fun of for wanting to look a certain way, but I would not be surprised if it has happened before. Especially with the idea of "aesthetics" and "-cores" being currently popular online, and how I have seen people change their behavior and interests just to "fit in" to certain subcultures.

This felt like a rant, but I just wanted to write things down. I have thought about whether I want to be enslaved to the thoughts and desires of the people who hate and want to destroy everything I hold dear, and even whether I actually want to live in the community they want to build. So far my answer has been "No", but I hope there never comes a time where that gets tested.
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im mentally immature so i tend to act that way
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>>891
I get being told off when you're embarrassing someone or if you're actively bothering them, but the people that get mad simply because people aren't fitting their expectations are FAGGOTS
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>>963
>but the people that get mad simply because people aren't fitting their expectations are FAGGOTS
There's quite a lot of them irl and on the internet though... (;´Д`)
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i refuse to do this, even in subculture/counterculture spaces. i just believe in the things that matter to me, act the way i feel [i should], say the things i think. the result is that i find myself lonely and scorned most of the time, except by the handful of people who find me too attractive to care.
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>>1125
lmfao same.

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to be clear, im specifically talking about 3D females
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>>1118
>raccoon hair

Excuse me??
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wtf, thats what its called? i always knew them as stripes
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>>1120
oh.. oh no.. :dark:
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>>1120
Those are some really terrible photos. What I had in mind was whatever my babysitter had two decades ago but I guess I've been referring to them by the wrong name :sweat2:
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>>1123
when i see that style im reminded of the girls id see at the salon getting it, and they would have so much tin foil in their hair during the dying process, it looked like such a pain in the butt

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If you KNEW that a man would take great care of you and love you for all of your days and fulfill all your needs, would you marry them?
Even if he lived very far away, and had to fly to meet you probably because you met on heyuri(for example), would you still do it?
He would probably have a lot of the same interests and hobbies you do and would like to cultivate them with you.
This hypothetical person wouldn't care about your lack of hygiene as he might have lived unhygienically too at one point.

Well, would you be interested in this hypothetical, totally fictional man? This is all just hypothetical, heh heh ( ´・ω・`)...
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>>960
>didn't get any secondary sexual characteristics until I was seventeen
wtf, is that why kids these days think being attracted to teens is pedophilia? I started growing pubes and facial hair at 12 and my beard hairs were about an inch long at 13, and I was horny all the time and jerked off about 3 times every day.
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>>960
Are you trying to impersonate me? I am a real man, or at least.. this HYPOTHETICAL man of which I speak is manly, I grew up with men not women. By the way I still check this thread in case anyone is interested in this hypothetical person.
>>964
The hypothetical man wouldn't be pursuing a long distance relationship, he'd actually move in/let her move in/buy a house with his new found lover. A long distance relationship would probably just cause this hypothetical man to still die alone ( ´・ω・`)..
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Mr.Hypothetical, if it wasnt clear by the other guy who asked for a girlfriend on heyuri a while ago, nobodys going to just be a random strangers girlfriend on the internet while knowing nothing about you. I dont think you should give up on love, but probably find a better way to get a girlfriend.:biggrin:
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>>978
I will gladly talk about myself with the girl, just need one to actually say she's up for it first!

>I dont think you should give up on love, but probably find a better way to get a girlfriend.
This is the best way! There is 0% chance of my soulmate being found where I live, everybody is dumb and the closest girl I could find that would be remotely close to anything I like(anime for a broad example) would probably find would be a reddit browsing loser with an IQ of 89(you may know the type i'm talking about).
BUT, if I come here, there is a pretty good chance I find a soulmate or someone close enough since they know at least how to use a browser to find heyuri lol.
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>>964
Wrong! Long distance relationships are the purest form of love. If both parties are willing to talk even when seggs is not an option, it means they both truly enjoy each other.

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Dear Santa Claus
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for my mom
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(she's a ギゃル)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>1101
I fukken LOL'd, win :iyahoo:
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>>1101
Perfect :biggrin:

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ok soooo someone gifted me a rosetoy but it has a dildo with it.... my life is forever changed. who needs chad anyways buv:sweat:

(Don't use /r9k/ lingo like "chad", "stacy", etc. on Heyuri plzkthx) banhammer

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>>926
probably just because its full of water
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>>997
>>926
although you could just get a sea pickle and let it shoot off inside you
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My vibe broke and now I have to use my fingers like a peasant >:[
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>>1027
How the hell did you break it ( T ▽ T )ノ wwwwww
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>>1029
It was a cheap wand vibe and the wires broke (I checked)

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(i don't mean lolicon, but if any of you are, that's interesting too ( ´ω`))
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>>1016
i dont know., i just dont find it attractive. maybe because i dont want children ┐(゚~゚)┌
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>>1018
its like anal sex, plenty of people masturbate to it but wouldnt want to do it irl for various reasons. :sweat3:
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>>1019
yes! exactly that:biggrin:
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I'd love to but can't cuz medical stuffs :c Prolly for the best, as much as I like kids infants are annoying and I'd prolly be a shit parent
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children are a blessing. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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have you guys ever masturbated at a public bathroom? i tried in middle school to do it in the classroom subtly but obviously it was too risky, but just last year I got too horny during class so I went to do it in the bathroom, then i felt something in me broke and felt more free than ever so i did it again on the same day but later, that was the last time I did it in school but so far I've done it 3-4 times at work, i try to do it during lunch breaks while my boss is away since I don't have many coworkers or anything around, i usually look at sexy stuffs like doujins while pretending to answer important texts then finish the work in the bathroom, i think coming back to my coworkers while still shaking a bit feels kinda erotic
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>>810
there is such a thing as independence.
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>>810
i have a little bit of dignity left and I enjoy the misery it gives me, it's like being a vegetarian or vegan or wearing heels, these are things i only do because at some point i start enjoying it
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>>808
i dont need to finger myself to climax. 😏
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nope, im much more comfortable doing it in my bed
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No, but I masturbated at the beach once. There was a really cute guy with his shirt off and I couldn't resist so I did it underwater so nobody notices :nyaoo-closedeyes:


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